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Joined 06-16-09, id: 1971929, Profile Updated: 12-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Avengers.

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RANDOM STUFF ABOUT MY BESTIES!!!!!

(in flat emotionless voice) "Im yelling at you cree"

Catie naming my inside joke birthday gift after herself

the "you know what im talkin about" contest

"if you dont shut up imma backhand you like were playing Little Big Planet"

insert Perry the platypus noise here*

THE GAME!!!

Me: *walks out of choir room*
Indica: *standing against the wall by the choir room door staring straight at me*
Me: geez stalker...


"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

"Yeah, I saw an animal do that once and then they rolled him over and he was dead."

"Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."

"that aint no etch a sketch. this is one doodle that cant be undid home skillet"

"silencio old man!"


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

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How Loki Stole Christmas by kel25 reviews
A twist on Dr. Seuss's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Masquerade by Winged'Pollution reviews
Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Waltz by Winged'Pollution reviews
Escape comes first. The rest is just a dance to survive. Sequel to Foxtrot and Masquerade; final in trilogy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ezio A.
Multicoloured by Winged'Pollution reviews
She finds herself on the edge of two worlds of different colours, walking the tightrope. Eventually, she must learn to spread her wings, as all eagles must.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Altaïr
Foxtrot by Winged'Pollution reviews
Sequel to Masquerade. After a year of running and capture, I begin my descent into madness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
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Home for Christmas reviews
Torra has spent the last six months living in Asgard, training to be a healer and becoming close friends with Loki. When Christmastime rolls around and Torra's feeling blue he decides to take her back to earth for the holiday to spend it with his brother and the rest of The Avengers, and learn its traditions himself. Bring on the fluff. LokixOC T for mild swearing/drinking
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Loki
Balancing Act reviews
Amy is the result of another attempt to recreate Dr. Erskine's serum, with a very different result. Ten years later, she is a part of the Avengers Initiative and still not under control of her powers. Amy soon finds that trying to balance her guilt, self control, and confusing feelings about Tony Stark is harder than it seems. TonyxOC, suicide attempt, may change to M
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
I am Subject 16 reviews
Just a poem that i wrote for school...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Clay K./Subject 16 - Complete