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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Tales of Symphonia, Maximum Ride, and Mortal Instruments.

Just a few words about me...


My name's Jessica. I'm insane and hyper. I talk a mile a mintue, and if you don't know me well, chances are you won't be able to understand a word a say. I suck at helping people with their problems. I usually end up screaming at them and/or slapping them. I'm very obsessive.

A short list of my obsessions: Maximum Ride, Fanfiction, writing, breaking silences with random laughter, annoying the evil bus driver Mr. Buttlick, reading, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, A Day To Remember, music, mangas/anime, being on my computer, swinging on my swing in the backyard that's now falling apart...

Link to Wattpad profile:

Stuff to do with my stories:

Not updating fanfiction for a very long while. Sorry guys.

Cars from Remember:

Kristina-SSC Ultimate Aero- I want this car so much.

Christopher-Bugatti Veryon-

Jade-Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo-

Micheal-Koenigsegg CCX-

Shadow-McLaren F1- I think this one is really fitting. It's all dark and onimus.

Katie-Ferrari Enzo- This ones fitting, too. It just screams bubbly and crazy.

Bella-Jaguar XJ220-

Random things!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

You're Probably A Writer If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

A Good Friend Vs. A Best Friend (I love this because it's just like me and my friends!)

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend will sit with you by the pool at the time of the month. A best friend will throw a tampon at you at push you in.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or anime characters.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Or dribbling a football. Or drowning a fish.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder.

Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. :P

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight

My employment application I made in Career Wheel!

Name: Jessica L. * (Like I'd put my full name on here)

Are you legally authorized to work in the United States? No.

Are you applying for: F/T P/T Temp? All of the above. (Really, I have no idea what those things mean)

What shifts will you work: Day Evenings Nights? N/A

May we contact present employer? Yes and no.

Employment history:

Dates (From and to): 6-24-99 to 6-24-11 (My birthday btw)

Company: Child labor

City, State: China

Titles and duties: Slavery

Reason for leaving: I nearly died.

Supervisor's name: Dictator of China (Whatever his name is...)

Any military training: I was forced to join but escaped.

College experience: Kwikie Chickie University (Yes, this is from Good Luck Charlie. But I couldn't resist.)

Computer experience: I press the buttons and they go BEEP!

Other special skills: I'm a ninja! (I wish)

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New Reality by noa748 reviews
The scary thing is, when you've been stuck in a video game for long enough, it's Earth that starts looking like a dream. But I know it's not. I have to get back matter how impossible it may seem. Self-insert.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 494,978 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/5/2009 - OC
Confidence Trick by sunshine2006578 reviews
The Voice has told Max to go to Baja; there's someone there she needs to meet. What happens when this meeting takes the newly enlarged flock all the way to Japan? And what happens when they take out Itex in a way Max never saw coming?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Because of the Telepath by sunshine2006578 reviews
When Max is captured by evil scientists, and the flock is thrown into Fang's hands, Angel thinks she's found the girl that could save them all-including the girl.What they don't realize is normal isn't always what it seems... IggyxOC FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,468 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
A Hylian in Symphonia by Xanthians75th reviews
To escape imprisonment Ganondorf flees to Symphonia, accidentally bringing Link along with him. The fate of the chosen may be more important then anyone could have guessed.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,783 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/28/2008
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Smash Story by ZeldaDweeb reviews
The life of the Super Smash Brothers Brawl competetors. They all lived in different kingdoms, but now they are all required to live in one giant mansion in Delfino during the competition. The battle is on, in the stadium and in the house.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Link, Zelda/Sheik
ShadowDiving by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
I would die for her. But I have to live for her, to protect her. Angel will never feel the blows that color my life. My name is Fang. And this is my story. Rated T for violence and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,141 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Angel - Complete
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Written in the Stars by makorrashenanigans reviews
Companion piece to "Welcoming the Heartache". Summary will be posted up later when one can be thought of :P Please check it out though it currently doesn't have a summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Max, Fang
Indi: The Hunting Falcon by Heart of Diamond reviews
3/3 Bloodline Trilogy. Meet Indi Ride. 16 & longs to escape her home on Angel Island, but when Indi is thrown onto the ancient battlefield, how will she react when she finds out who her mum really is? Of course, then there's Chase… FAX NIGGY IndiXChase
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Tales of Warp: Symphonia by Idiot Lloyd and Genuis Genis reviews
Another self-insert, created by me and my friend Genis! Though...what if, instead of going into a GameCube, Stonehenge was the Earth's Otherwordly Gate? Please read and review!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009
Dancing with Fire by Littlest Cinnaminion reviews
Things I didn't see coming: Fang's brother. My family doubling in size. Finding other successful experiments. Meeting the Cullens. Falling in love with Fang. Defying the Volturi. And finally, me? Learning to dance hip hop? Yeah, interesting..." Max
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 223,753 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Legend of the Seraph: Part 1 by Heart of Diamond reviews
In a world of magic & a time of great evil, a hero will fly. A true leader. It was foretold that when the winged one rises, there will be a war. Max's life was ordinary… until she meets Fang, grows wings and has her house burnt down. Such is life. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Their Ten Firsts by flyaway111 reviews
Ten firsts in Max and Fang's life, starting from when they were kids in the School. Tenth Chapter: The First Story. Rated T for slight language in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang: The Black Hawk by Heart of Diamond reviews
2/3: Bloodline Trilogy. Max's enemies are hungry for revenge. The election is coming up & Max is once again fighting for her child, freedom & those she loves most. With war, survival, running, hiding & trust at risk you have to fight to fly on. Fax! Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sealed With a Dare by vikkisecret42 reviews
Childhood friends separated by a land mass are finally reunited by a dare that they made oh so many years ago. Can they be what they used to be or have they all changed to much? We all know what time and distance can do to a person...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009
Royal Pains by vikkisecret42 reviews
The royal families have had enough of their children, so they decide to throw all of their kids together to experience new surroundings and new faces. When the six mix,it leads to drama,fights,laughter,new places,friendship,and maybe even love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Back to the Country by vikkisecret42 reviews
Bella and Rosalie were forced to leave their small town when their parents divorced. Now these big city girls aren't so little anymore and have been up to no good. Their actions force them back for the summer where they will be reunited with their past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Tales of Cosplayers by Nightfoot reviews
They were just cosplaying. They did not expect to be pushed through a door by some freak and forced to relive Tales of Symphonia, taking the place of the characters they're dressed as.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 769,501 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
How to SMASH: by Quizy reviews
The ONLY story here of people training under Smashers and has an author that's ACTUALLY going through with it, but soon the apprentices find themselves caught up in a civil war and a race to find mysterious objects. WON'T BE ACCEPTING OC'S MUCH LONGER!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,116 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
My Life by bompeii reviews
My mom is a superhero. My dad ... well, I don't actually know at the moment. In three days I went from high school punching bag to becoming best friends with the Teen Titans' next generation. Everything's changed; a new dawn has broken through my life.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,069 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Raven
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8207 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Smash Generation by Mato Rin reviews
Master Hand brought twenty people from the year 2029 that have been revealed as the children of the Smashers. However, their enemies have also come to 2009, and they have plans for the future. Can the Smashers stop this new menace before it is too late?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,154 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Toon Link, Link - Complete
12 years later by cuddeellee reviews
The titel says it all... Hogwarts ...12 years later
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Mario's High School Days by Silver Pheonix-Dragon reviews
Mario and Luigi are transfer students at Nintendo High. It seems that the school is too much more than ordinary. How long can they endure it? Pretty much AU from ANY of the games. K for Safety.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Mario, Luigi
The Super Smash Brothers School for Smashers by Pikachuwei reviews
To become a Smasher, one has to graduate from school! Follow the class of 4B as they strive to become Smashers! My first story, so please be nice.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Ultimate Smash Adventure by Nintendogeek01 reviews
When the greatest evils of various worlds unite, it is up to 28 heroes to stand up, and fight against this threat. Will they succeed? Or will everything fall with them? Multi crossover. Rated T Due to swearing. Finally completed! R and R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 258,888 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
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The Otherworld reviews
"We all thought that we were safe. We settled down and tried to relax. When enemies came back, we thought we could take care of it. Now here we are, in another world. Helping our kids, who have no memory of us, live a life I prayed to keep them out of."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011
Society Sucks
Post ANGEL We finally saved the world and are now trying to fit into society. Of course, we just have to go to a dramatic school. Also, we're targets for any criminal/whackjob/supernatural thing in the country. So much for relaxing… Fax, Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,648 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Max, Maya A./Max 2
Remember reviews
Bella was changed by a coven after Edward left. Now it's a 100 years later and the Voultri is after Bella's coven for their power. When they risk exposure, it's join or die. But what happens when the Cullens help the Voultri, not knowing that it's Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not So Normal After All reviews
When toddlers, the flock is rescued from the School and lead a normal life, with teenage drama, angst, and romance thrown in. But after being chased by 'werewolves' in Paris, kidnapped, and having strange physical changes, it's clear the School is back.AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011
Not Just a Video Game reviews
It was just Gazzy's video game. It was harmless, and a bit annoying to me. Until that freak storm happened and the Voice came in. Now we're living it and trying to survive. But now everything's different. So we barely know what's going on anymore...
Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Lloyd I., Max
Lost Past reviews
The heroes of regeration must unite with them, the most wanted group in the world, despite the tension. But if they don't, all of the world will be destroyed. And working together will save all of them, and untangle the deep, dark mysteries of their past.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Happily Never After
After everything they've been through, being torn apart and finally banning together to defeat Lilith once and for all, they just can't catch a break. Lilith is having the final say, sending them to an alternate universe, erasing their memories, and placing herself in control of everything. Now, their only hope is one girl, one who's determined to ignore her destiny. Big crossover.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Magnus B.
Fates Collide reviews
Also includes Twilight and Mortal Instraments. During an attack the Flock was seperated, Max in New York the rest in Forks. When they are reunited they and the Cullens try and stay out of the war that is erutping. But Valentine has other plans...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Max