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Joined 06-16-09, id: 1972292, Profile Updated: 11-01-09

I'm Team USA, located in the Inland Empire of Californication!

Have never tried writing, but am inclined to believe I am talentless.

However...

I'm tremendously good at editing for content and syntax, and am superb at drinking wine...

FanFictions show me all the potential and talent that is bubbling out there. My pugs though are more inclined to believe that fanfics are personally designed to keep me glued to the computer, so that they may sprawl across my lap more and more and more...

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14746 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,018 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,780 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7297 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9067 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Canzone Outtakes by philadelphic reviews
Other points of view and outtakes from La canzone della Bella Cigna.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,784 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Price of Balance by averysubtlegift reviews
Bella is a girl with a tragic past.The mysterious Edward sweeps in and seems to be balancing out some of the bad in her life.But can love really heal wounds,and what is the real price of balance?Will they be able to pay it?AU - Edward is not human or vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind by Coquettishness reviews
Written for the Fandom Gives Back charity auction. After Bella is turned into a vampire, her perfect marriage to Edward falls apart. But as time passes, their eyes begin to clear and their paths realign. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perchance to Dream aka Destiny's Children by FantasyMother reviews
The Cullens leave Forks after Edward encounters Bella, but he never forgets her. Meanwhile, Bella has vivid dreams about a man whose face she cannot see. Does destiny have something in store for them? AU, OOC. Co-written by Fantasy Mother and Lilliput.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,616 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
An American Vampire in Chicago by Just4ALE reviews
Bella is a business school student when she meets Edward, a PhD student. Is this handsome stranger too good to be true? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's. Indie TwiFic Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
Vesper by dapixam-q reviews
E/B, AU. The Cullens stayed in Alaska for 3 years more than in the books and Bella finished her junior year in Forks without Edward. How will she deal with her inevitable feelings for him when she's already dating Jacob and mostly happy with her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,766 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete