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Joined 06-16-09, id: 1972628, Profile Updated: 11-22-16
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

26 years old. Mother to a beautiful puppy dog. Wife to the most amazing man.

Delena
Eric x Sookie
Naley
Mary x Sebastian
Olicity
I can pretty much get into anything with those pairings.

I'm taking a stab at writing FF as well, though I don't get a lot of time to update so I'm really behind on what I want to have published by now.

Shameless self plug: I started a healthy living blog and invite you all to follow me on there! wordpress.pumpkintalkshealth.com

Favorites:

Place - Home? Is that bad?

Person - My amazing husband

Color - Purple

Food - I could eat fried okra all day, every day.

Smell - Vanilla

Book - Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs by Jane Jameson. Hilarious, sexy, and full of action.

Movie - Dirty Dancing

Music artist - One Direction always, but I rotate other lesser known artists!

Genre of music - I love acoustic indie music.

Genre of literature - Romance

Magazine - Cosmo if I had to pick one, though I haven't read a magazine in like 2 years.

Texture - Velvet

Time of day - Noon

Day of the week - Saturday!

Tumblr - warrior-beyonce-pad-thai.tumblr.com is my spirit animal

Thing to do when bored - I read a lot.

Celebrity - Beyonce. Ian Somerhalder. Harry Styles. Chris Pratt. Scarlett Johansson. Anna Kendrick. DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

Class in school - I loved math in HS. I loved all of my poli sci classes in college.

Drink - I'm really into mimosas these days.

Precious stone - Pearls are classy as fuck. Is that considered a precious stone? Idk.

Flower - Gerber daisies

Video game - Still obsessed with COD: Modern Warfare, tbh.

TV show - Vampire Diaries, Arrow, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead. AGAIN, DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

Play - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Fruit - Strawberries

Vegetable - Potatoes are so versatile.

Store/shop - Ross! TJ Maxx! I love saving money!

Article of clothing you own - Brown riding boots.

Fashion/style - Girly yet comfy.

Pattern - Stripes? Idk. I don't really wear a lot of patterns, tbh.

Workout - Pure Barre kicks my butt in the most satisfying way.

Quote - "Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.’" - Kurt Vonnegut

Historical figure - Edith Wilson was one badass bitch.

Boy’s name - Zachary

Girl’s name - Ophelia

Potato chip flavor - Salt & Vinegar

Meal of the day - Lunch

Ice cream flavor - Butter pecan

Soda - Cheerwine. If you're from NC, you will know this is the not actually a wine but it is equally as addictive.

Season - Summer!

Month of the year - August

Word - Yes

Disney princess - Jasmine

Insult - Assbutt

Cussword - Fuck

Letter - L

Eye color - Any color but brown. I have brown eyes and they're boring.

Dessert - Cheesecake

Candy - Payday candy bars

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East of Valhalla by Foreverfirstloves reviews
A dangerous street racing circuit. A bloody fighting ring. A secret drug cartel. And Valhalla, the underground of the underground. This is what awaits a pair of former lovers who are thrown back into life in the fast lane when an old enemy makes a threat against a family member. Feelings emerge, secrets are revealed, and drama ensues. Ready. Set. Go. Delena AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,924 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Elena G., Damon S.
That Cowboy Dream by LadyLetters reviews
Bella is having second thoughts about the wedding to her childhood sweetheart when a chance meeting sees her spending a sizzling night with cowboy Edward. The wedding is called off but not before Edward finds out the truth. Pregnant and alone, will Bella ever find Edward again or will he fade to a cowboy dream? AU. Canon Pairings. ExB. Weekly updates. M for language & lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,694 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 1/8 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Rescue Ink by gabby1017 reviews
Carlisle Cullen is a pillar of the community. He's a humane veterinarian/philanthropist who owns an animal hospital & shelter. He's a loving husband, a devout father, & his three sons follow in his footsteps as well as on a Harley. They're tattooed bad boys who right the wrong to protect & save. They have hearts that fall in love with the blink of an eye. Well, except for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,142 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Bella, Edward
All At Once by newsgirl83 reviews
**THIS STORY HAS BEEN REMOVED TO PURSUE AS AN ORIGINAL FICTION***
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Can't Be Tamed by PorkChopSmall reviews
Damon Salvatore is a well-known and ruthless mobster who gets what he wants, when he wants. When John Gilbert fails to settle his debts on time, Damon takes matters into his own hands and kidnaps his niece, Elena, Johns most valuable asset. But is Damon her captor or her saviour? Rated M for dark gang related themes and strong language. Delena AH/AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,033 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Rose, Stefan S.
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,814 - Reviews: 10630 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 6,748 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unscripted by Brookebynature reviews
Damon and Elena are lead actors in the popular show Vampires! Despite trying to fight their developing feelings towards each other, the two eventually fall in love. However, when real life starts to imitate the show and they find they want very different things, they must learn how to continue professionally when all roads lead back to each other. Delena AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Elena G., Damon S.
Holding On by Brookebynature reviews
Mysterious gunshot victim Damon Salvatore is brought into the hospital where Elena Gilbert works. While dealing with an increasingly turbulent and sometimes dangerous relationship, Elena finds herself drawn to her patient who seems to have some demons of his own. Can they help each other heal? AU Delena. (Some Klaroline) COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,082 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Where the Fireflies Dance by Foreverfirstloves reviews
Elena just wants to forget. She moved away for college, and is trying to make a life for herself, when her roommate invites her to her family's ranch for a summer that could change Elena's life. Damon Salvatore is a flirt. But the only girl he's ever really loved is the daughter he's fighting for custody of. Then his sister brings home a friend for summer and everything changes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,854 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Three's a Crowd? by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** What would you do if the hottest guy you've ever met propositioned you? What would you do if he already had a girlfriend? ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2016 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,152 - Reviews: 4733 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Bella, Edward] Tanya - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12140 - Favs: 7,104 - Follows: 9,158 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Knock Me Up, Please by gabby1017 reviews
Bella decides she wants a baby and her biological clock ticks like a time bomb. She won't try a sperm bank; she wants to meet a man, talk and check out his genes and then roll him over in the clover for a one-night Lo-ver. Can it happen that way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 108,369 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Almost by jaybunzy0 reviews
Elena and Damon have been friends with benefits on and off for several years. What happens when one of them wants more and it's too late?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,930 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
3rd and Long by sarahkwUT reviews
Chased out of Texas by scandal, Coach Damon Salvatore finds himself the head coach of a small high school on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, reunited with his brother and facing an uphill battle with the school's embattled football team. There is also the fiery English teacher, Elena Gilbert. There is no playbook for this. Adult themes. AH/AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,978 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Elena G., Damon S.
Forever Mine by LustAndLove reviews
The night Damon Salvatore met Elena Gilbert changed the course of their destinies forever. But just as the future made itself known, the past caught up with them to destroy it all. Together on the run, Damon finds himself falling for this girl. Hard. But, Damon Salvatore doesn't love and he won't let her change that. No matter how much his soul...his body begs him to give in.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,885 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Restrictor Plate by sarahkwUT reviews
Damon is a NASCAR driver with a troubled past and present. Elena is the former love of his life. Both find themselves back in Mystic Falls and employed by Salvatore Racing. With a mountain of baggage between them, including a carefully guarded secret, it's only a matter of time before they have the "Big One." AU/AH; Damon; Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 254,242 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Breathe by scarlett2112 reviews
Paralyzed in a drive by shooting and abandoned by her boyfriend, Elena struggles with depression amidst a life turned upside down. Can lady's man, Damon Salvatore be the friend she needs and pull her back from the ledge?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Best Man by jaybunzy0 reviews
Damon and Elena meet at a wedding, which ends hotter than anyone would have thought.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,379 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Chopping and Changing by Krazyk85 reviews
*Sequel* Some things don't change, like their crazy and obsessive love, but when threatened by a man motivated by power and money, they do what they do best and that's survive. No longer on the run from the law, they make their own laws now. Brutal and forceful with their desires, killing is only part of the thrill. ExB, BPOV, HEA, Guns, Violence, Lemons, Darkella and her Darkward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,404 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
My Favorite Wife by scarlett2112 reviews
Shipwrecked for seven long years, Elena Salvatore is miraculously rescued. Unbeknownst to her, Damon had her declared legally dead so he could remarry. What high jinx will ensue when these two meet again and what is his new wife to do?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Bullet from Chekhov's Gun by callmepagliacci reviews
"Charming" was the first deep cover Edward Cullen ever affected, years before he became a spy. Bella Swan is an American girl at Oxford with skills MI6 wants. "Befriending" Bella Swan will be his most challenging mission yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
Bound To You by LiveBreatheVampires reviews
D/E. Jeremy & John Gilbert get into a mess involving a criminal organisation. As a result, Jeremy's sister Elena is kidnapped and used to get the Gilberts to do what the organisation wants. However, things get complicated when Elena meets the newest member of the organisation, Damon Salvatore. "In my story you're the villain. But in my heart, you're still the reigning king."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,402 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Auto In by goldnox reviews
AU/AH /Life is wonderfully uncomplicated for Damon Salvatore. Take accident claims as a call center rep by day, charm his way into a new bed each night. Go to work, drink with friends, sex. Simple and straightforward and fun. Until a coworker, Elena Gilbert, makes him question whether some things are worth changing for. But is he the only one who needs to let go of a previous life?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,564 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
Rock Hard, Love Harder by chellethebelle reviews
Damon Salvatore, the lead guitarist of the world-famous band, The Mystic Republic, is used to getting what he wants - women, alcohol and music. But when he realizes he's falling for the one person who is off limits, the world as he knows it shifts from right under him. What will loving his best friend's little sister and band manager mean for the band and ultimately, his heart?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,038 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Rearranged: The Chop and Change EPOV outtakes by Krazyk85 reviews
All Edward POV from the story Chop and Change. Random, chaotic, and out of order.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Edward
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6669 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 4,143 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Forbidden Melody by twiobsession14 reviews
Bella knows her senior year could be ruined. Mr. Cullen knows it just might end his career. But they'd rather sneak in the shadows than walk lonely in the sun. And they quickly discover it's not just the music pulling them to each other.AH teacher/student
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,620 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Us by Beautiful1Disaster reviews
The past four years have built up to the moment that will define everything for Damon and Elena. When reality comes crashing down around them, they find themselves looking back on the past and trying to decide where to go from here. AU. AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 367,203 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Choice by 0123Hope reviews
Elena is the constant woman in Damon Salvatore's life, but she's never the only woman.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,290 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Laws of Attraction by SweetWillowTree reviews
Journalist Elena Gilbert is disgusted by lawyer Damon Salvatore, and his four live-in girlfriends. But when he offers her a place in his home, and her life falls apart around her, can she convince herself to turn to him? AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,218 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8733 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 5,116 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 10,018 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Octagon reviews
AU/AH: After a year of being out of the game, UFC fighter Damon Salvatore has a chance to redeem himself and revive his career. He's stepping back into the Octagon and he's feeling pretty confident that he can protect his body from the blows that come along with it. He didn't count on having to protect his heart too.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,826 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Elena G., Damon S.
All I Wanted reviews
AH/AU: Fresh off of a break-up and still semi-regularly hooking up with her toxic ex-boyfriend, all college student Elena Gilbert wanted from Damon Salvatore was a perfectly nice evening. All investment banker Damon Salvatore wanted from Elena Gilbert was another notch on his already crowded bedpost. They're about to find out that you can't always get what you want.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,583 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Elena G., Damon S.
The Perfect Life reviews
AU/AH: Rockstar Damon Salvatore comes back into Elena's quiet small-town life 3 years after leaving it. Picking up right where they left off isn't as easy as he thinks it will be. Ships: Delena, Steroline, Beremy *COMPLETE*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,772 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Baby Sister reviews
Edward and Emmett are best friends at U of Washington. But when Edward starts lusting after Emmett's little sister Bella, their friendship will be put to the test. -I started this fic 6 years ago and have recently picked it back up so apologies for any changes in my storytelling abilities from Ch1 to now. At least I've gotten better?-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie