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Author has written 2 stories for Powerpuff Girls, and Twilight.

Name:Ashley

Age:16

Sex:Female

Stuff I like: Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Glee

Fav characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel, Bobby, Damon, Caroline, Basicly everybody from Glee

For People That Hate Stereotypes: If You Think People Should Just Shut Up And Stop, Put This On Your Yrofile. (BOLD The Ones You Are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (i think?), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Okay, seriously though, who doesn't. AMAZINGLY, some black people...
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich... I am kinda rich but I still don't like this comment
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem

MOMMY
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

A woman walks into a hospital with her husband in tow. It is clear she is having a baby. The doctor tells the couple he has a device that could make the husband feel the pain if the birth instead of the wife. The husband agreed because seeing his wife in pain was killing him. They hooked the device up and put it on 25 (which is more pain then any man has ever felt in his life. He handles it fine. Eventually they put the machine on 100. The wife has a healthy baby boy and the husband is fine. However they arrive home to find the mailman dead on their steps.

Paste that joke on your profile if you laughed.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

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there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Ha ha u fell for it!!

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1. When he denies the above tow claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."

9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straight jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling

3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Eric.

9. Ask about Mike.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or phedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.

4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.

3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.

2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.

And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?

1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Ten reasons to be team Jasper:

1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.

2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.

3. He fought in the civil war.

4. He didn't kill Bella.

5. He sparkles.

6. He never left anyone.

7. He showed everyone how to fight.

8. Blonds have more fun.

9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.

10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS.

(Feel free to copy any of these.)

Things to do on an Elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say 'ding ' at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Copy this if you laughed or are going to try these things out at the next chance you get!!(I did ... it was well funny!!)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.

Stuff I thought was funny

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

1. Jasper

2. Bella

3.Alice

4.Edward

5.Emmett

6.Esme

7.Carlisle

8.Renesmee

9.Jacob

10.Rosalie

11.Aro

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell to The No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Fuck No!!!

3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Edward run his Ass over kill him bring him back to live somehow and run his ass over again

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

WTF thats just wrong

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Emmett/Jacob no way in hell Emmett/Rosalie aren't they married.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?

Carlisle would be speechless and Bella and Jasper would be like Holy shit

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Alice and Rosalie are in a war … A prank war that is LOL

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jasper and Renesmee WTF he's her uncle.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.

Its alright

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Edward wanted to go out with Jasper. What if he said yes. Alice and Bella would leave them

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

Yes, they do.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

They would rather draw and write the Cullen's, not evil red-eyed italian vampires, oh that makes the Volturi sound kinda sexy.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Bella, Edward and Emmett, No

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

EMMETT'S MY TEDDY BEAR!!! IDK

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mama I'm a big girl now

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper, Esme and Rosalie Warning:Twins, Crazy Mother and Ikea

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Rosalie to use on Bella... That's kinda sick, not happening.

I went to a birthday party,

But I remembered what you said

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't chose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should

I knew I made a healthy choice and

And your advice to me was right

As the party Finally ended,

And the kids drove out of site.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something i expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.

I can hear the Policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood was all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell my sister not to be afraid,

Tell Daddy to be brave,

And when i go to Heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,

As i lay here and die,

But now all i have to say is,

I love you, and Goodbye

If you are against drunk driving plz copy this onto your profile!

Try not to cry

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said Goodbye.

I'm sorry that i had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, it hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now.

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; that I'll be goining her now.

And tell my wonder full friends that they were always the best.

Mommy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy tell my teachers that i won't show up for class.

And never forget this, O please don't let this pass,

Mommy why did it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fare, i left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest.

But Mommy please remember I'm in Heaven, with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that Trip to the zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, i wanted to live.

But Mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

Mommy, tell Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know thats true.

And now all I need to say is "Mommy I love you."

In Memory of the Columbine & Virgina Tech Students who were lost. Please if you would don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, for they people who didn't get to say "Goodbye."

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=4~

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

~total so far= 11~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 14~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 17~

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 21~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 25 I am stupid! YAY!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Ashley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ashizzle (the most stupid thing ever)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Monkey (hahaha!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizibeth Whatsherface

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Parassmi (hahaha! weird!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): red Ice Tea (LMAO)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Srimvea

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Maria

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Fluffy (LOLZ)

Read Below if you hate Child Abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Why Boys Shouldn't Cheat
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, Ashley and Emma
Jack thought of Ashley as okay but he really liked Courtney
Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.
Ashley heard everything … what movie theatre what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney
Ashley sat right behind them.
She watched them get close to each other and kiss … not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre.
Courtney told Jack “Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?” He Replied “Hell Yes.”
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.
For the next few days Ashley wasn't There.
A week later her mother found her in her closet dead … she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to Ashley's dead body was a note
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movies and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you Jack
I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everybody to know about Courtney

╚═╩═╩═╝Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Ponder on this...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..."

If it wasn't for God, our week would be Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.

So believe in GOD!! He made everything possible.

Not Mine!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message,

or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

SCARY!!

Subject: one messed up sleepover>
> One night these five girls were having a sleepover
> when
> they heard
> chaos at the end of her street they went down to find out what was
happening.
> they
> learned that a woman was
> raped and the man was on the loose.
> so they quickly
> ran home
> and bolt everything down. everything settles
> down for a while
> then they started hearing weird noises
> coming from outside.
> they let their minds go wild
> so they got scared and hid inside a closet.
> the man was really outside and found a window that had a broken
> bolt.
> he crept in quietly.
> the girls were scared crapless.
> he walked into the room
> and opened the
> closet,
> the girls screamed and ran in separate directions.
> four of the girls went downstairs and the cellar door,that was right above
the bathroom. He caught the
> fifth girl
> and took her into the bathroom,
> raped her,
> and skinned her alive.her friends heard her die that
> night
> but couldnt do anything about it.they listened to her
> scratching the door to get
> out.
> in the morning when he had fled,
> the remaining went into the
> bathroomThere engraved into the wall was her message:
> 'how could you have let me die'
> they looked up
> to get the tears out of their eyes
> and saw her flesh
> dangling from the knife that skinned her. If you dont repost
> this
> the man will skin you alive too,> because they
> havent caught him yet.And the girl will make sure you will
> die,

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" I'm the girl who gets bullied because my mum is a lesbian

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-

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Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation. AU (will be update! Just taking a while, sorry)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Zombiestuck by Calallini reviews
The characters of Homestuck race to get to Jade's island, the only safe haven left on Earth. Zombies are based off of the Left 4 Dead Special Infected. Pairing mainly revolves around Gamzee/Nepeta MUCH LATER in the story. Other pairs are subtle.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,576 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L.
encounters by xConfuzzle reviews
After an unlikely meeting, the spider and the clown start their acquaintance, which begins to grow as each of them, unexpectedly, learn to rely on each other. Rated M for language and lemon. It's my first fanfiction c:
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Vriska S.
Wall of Ships by MechaHero reviews
Everyone else is doing it. Basically a large shipping wall of ships. T for language and fluff
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 63,783 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011
Posterity by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
Life with Gamzee and the Grand Highblood was the only life he had ever known, but even with the love and encouragement of his best bro, Tavros couldn't help but feel like something was terribly wrong. Gam/Tav, AU, Bare with me guys
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Her Second Chance by Josiefeathergirl reviews
John loves school and is friendly to every one he meets. Even the new girl, Vriska, after she beats him up. Vriska doesn't have the best reputation and she wont tell John anything about herself, but John wants to help her, give her a second chance at every thing she has messed up on, and maybe add a bit of romance to her life. Humanstuck...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,600 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John E., Vriska S.
Highblood ancestor vs highblood decendant by PotentiallyHarmful reviews
Act 1: The troll kids are in for an ass kicking when the Grand Highblood visits their sad little rock in space.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., The Grand Highblood
Black and Blue Kisses by ZillyVrilly reviews
This is supposed to be human!stuck of all of the characters included. Basically a Terezi/Vriska story :3 **UPDATE** School work is slowing this story down, but I will get to writing more, I promise.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Vriska S., Terezi P.
Rueful Quadrant by Aka-Chibi reviews
The cat may be a skilled huntress, but even it can be out matched. Gamzee and Nepeta, kismessisitude
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L.
Past, Present and Future by MaryFaraday reviews
Dave meets someone in kindergarten who is totally different. But yet, he can't let her go because he is starting to fall in love with her during those years.. DavexOC. Rated M. Hard sex in the 2nd chapter. I do not own Homestuck. But I do own my fantroll, Athena Insanity.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Dave S.
SadstuckThoughts by TheBleachDoctor reviews
Random shorts with the Sadstuck theme. Generally Vriska and John centered.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Vriska S., John E. - Complete
Judgement Day by Michy Star reviews
New legislacerators must go through many trials and tests to prove themselves. Once appointed they are expected to their jobs to the fullest extent, and cause no trouble. But sometimes rules need to be broken to have some fun. What's life without risks?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Neophyte Redglare, The Grand Highblood - Complete
Out by schim reviews
John decides to come out of the closet.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John E., Dad E. - Complete
Eternity by AdventureTimeDramaForevur reviews
The story of Fiona's quest for a new life after it all ended in Aaa. Fiona will have to fight love, hate, abandonment, and death to live through this new battle. She also finds out that it turns out monsters aren't the only thing that get in your way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Sorry by lokiwinchesterson
This is all of your fault. How could you be so fucking stupid?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
A Sad Binge by lokiwinchesterson reviews
Roxy confesses her love to Dirk while he is offline.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
The Absurdity of it All by Tearoom Saloon reviews
A storm strikes whilst the FLARP teams are outside. The least likely of the group seems to have a silly, childish secret... Incredibly fluffy. So incredibly fluffy.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
Her Breaking Point by KameKame-chan reviews
Vriska Serket has been known to do quite a lot of bad things. But suddenly everything she's ever done wrong decides to resurface all at once. She loses control of herself and at some point finds herself releasing everything to the juggalo. Gamzee3Vriska or GamzeeVriska. Depends on your take on it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gamzee M., Vriska S. - Complete
Let's Do This! by noijonas reviews
Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You are UNEMPLOYED. You are 15 YEARS OLD. You are also PREGNANT. Dirk/Roxy teen-pregnancy AU. Derp, let's have a baby! Please read and review?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Roxy L., Dirk S.
AmusementStuck by JessyDarlink reviews
Alternately Titled: WHY ARE ALL THESE RIDES MADE FOR TALL HUMANIODS Alternately Titled: Why Oh Why Do You Trust Dave Strider. No, seriously, your name is Karkat Vantas and you are sort of regretting this outing. Note: Rating Changed, Description Changed
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Remaining Time by ForgottenReveries reviews
In a way, you've always noticed her. Dirk x Roxy. Warning: Sadstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Casey's Daddy Dearest by noijonas reviews
Casey loves her daddy. *Obviously a parody of 'Daddy Dearest', instead featuring John and his daughter.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Casey, John E. - Complete
8e Vriska by Waste of Breath reviews
You cannot be Veronika Anne Serket anymore. You've had it with your mother, even though it's difficult to cope with your decision you get help from a friend. Rated T for Language. What am I even doing with the genres.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Vriska S., Karkat V.
What She Wanted by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
And then there were two.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S. - Complete
Paradox Kitten by UruExplorer DTC reviews
-NepetaXDave Matesprit- A set of oneshots detailing everyone's Favorite Knight of Time and Rogue of Heart as they live together on a Post SBURB world. Rated K for minor language. But hey, it's Homestuck! What're you expecting?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dave S., Nepeta L.
The Prince and the Rogue by Meenah Peixes reviews
"Well I don't wanna go to my house." She smiled a bit, her eyes hinting at mischievousness. She kind of secretly liked to have Dirk take care of her. Dirk sighed. "Okay." He kind of secretly liked to take care of Roxy. Homestuck AU. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Karkat's Regret by grimdarkProtecter reviews
Just some oneshots about how Karkat tries to make things better with Nepeta
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
I forgive you by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
They've been through so much together how could the Taurus not forgive the Scorpio
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S.
Braiding Webs by vendingkind reviews
She's just as lonely as you are. Feferi/Vriska, Drabble, 555 Words.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Feferi P., Vriska S. - Complete
Advance or A8scond by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
There are only ever two options. Vriska stumbles across a dream bubble of tyrian and black, but it's not the empress-to-be she once knew.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Vriska S. - Complete
A nonexistant Romance between two lonely souls by The Enigma of Me reviews
Okay, so the only time I'll ever ship Vriska and Gamzee is in human form Humanstuck or through their ancestors. This is a small love story about Marquise Spinneret Mindfang and The Grand Highblood.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, The Grand Highblood
Alternative Constellation by ivanaKarino reviews
Nepeta and Gamzee bond over a similar situation Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
Under the Cherry Tree by TheDerseDreamer reviews
Yeah.. A cute story about Nepeta and Tavros. D'aw. Sorry I don't do summaries.. T for language. Guess who *cough*gamzee*cough*karkat*cough*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Nepeta L., Tavros N.
Something Incredible Not Worth Having by Honestcannibal reviews
A call from Roxy late at night isn't unusual, but tonight, something's up. Slight romance/friendship/hurt&comfort, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Four Years of Desperation by Obiwanakin reviews
A look into the life of Nepeta during her four first days of high school. - Unrequited Nepeta/Karkat, sadstuck, humanstuck, highschoolstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V.
Vindication by gacrux11 reviews
Gamzee meets the Nepeta he killed in a dream bubble.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Nepeta L., Gamzee M. - Complete
A Tango Takes Two by evs14u reviews
Lestrange quits on Sherlock, assigning him a new agent that is just as smart as him. Will he best her? Sherlock/OC Sherlockxoc Sherlock/oc SherlockxOC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H.
Dormstuck by bb88 reviews
For captchalogue. Two things in college will always suck: roommates and freshman year. Too bad Karkat Vantas is on his second attempt for both. Multiple pairings, focus on Sollux/Karkat. College AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,298 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
NEPETA LEIJON UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
*Invisible hoots and hollers in joy at making this manual*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Nepeta L. - Complete
I wasn't always like this by Viola-Figorella reviews
The backstory of Her Imperial Condescension.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - The Condesce - Complete
CatFish Concert by Miochanthefan reviews
Eridan and Nepeta go to a concert and feelings start to arise. Songfic Oneshot Rated T for cussing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Eridan A., Nepeta L. - Complete
Scars by Ally Smith reviews
Alex has worked with Sherlock for years. She knows him better than anyone else. Sherlock/OC story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H.
Momma by FerrisWheeling reviews
Vriska and Spidermom have the closest thing to bonding time as they know how to do. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Vriska S. - Complete
2 Sweeps Of Misery by Curi0sity reviews
After the Green Sun explodes, all of the trolls lose their memory. 2 Sweeps later, Nepeta is on a quest to bring them back together. Adultstuck AU, ships later on. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Nepeta L.
Green olives and silent honks by Raggyy reviews
Nepeta lies there, and Gamzee tries to lighten her spirit, but is it too late?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
Where do I Fit in? by galacticdreamer reviews
She doesn't fit. Theres not enough room, she wants every one to be happy, but she wants to be happy too. Its not fair.Short drabble
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Nepeta L. - Complete
White Eyes by TsunOfDere reviews
All you felt was a piercing blade in your back. You knew perfectly who it belonged to. In a way, you expected it. You almost wished for it. This time around, your death comes swiftly. And you're not going to revive.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
TAVROS NITRAM UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
iTS TAVROS'S MANUAL NOW, hOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Tavros N. - Complete
Uncomfortable Silence by MizzyMouse reviews
My first fanfic! Gamzee comes home one night to find Nepeta in his living room. My own Humanstuck AU. Please R&R :33
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,658 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
VRISKA SERKET UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
OMGGGGGGGG ITS VRISKA! ::::D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Vriska S. - Complete
Nobody Understands by animefreaksrus reviews
This is for Vriska. Not many people like her, but I do. oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Vriska S. - Complete
At This End by animefreaksrus reviews
Eridan/Nepeta sadstuck
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Eridan A., Nepeta L. - Complete
SOLLUX CAPTOR UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
iit2 2ollux now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sollux C. - Complete
GAMZEE MAKARA UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
GaMzEe'S mAnUaL wHoOp WhOoP hOnK :o
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
ERIDAN AMPORA UNIT GUIDE and MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
Hipster fishes manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Eridan A.
KARKAT VANTAS UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
Karkats manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Karkat V.
TEREZI PYROPE UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
A manual for Terezi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
My Immortal The Worst Fanfic Ever With Commentary by Jordan770 reviews
So this is basically just my take on Tara Gilesbie's hilariously horrible fanfic titled "My Immortal." Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., OC
Of ClOwNs and Spid8rs by Word-Stranger reviews
Another Homestuck oneshot. Gamzee/Vriska.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Gamzee M., Vriska S. - Complete
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Talent Show reviews
A random story i came up with to get rid of writers block.Rated T for swearing R&R
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Daylight Moon reviews
Edward leaves Bella in NM But shes pregnant not just with Nessie. slightly ooc T for safety, R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward