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Joined 06-16-09, id: 1972690, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Hogan's Heroes, and Hobbit.

Currently working on:

--Stalag Geist

The flash drive that held my chapters was lost a few months back, and the latest chapter was on it, along with my plot outline. The chapter was 8 pages long and not even finished yet! While the story itself is not being cancelled, it is on the back burner for now. I simply can not rewrite 8 pages worth of detailed storytelling, and I have to go back and restructure the plot points so that I don't get lost. Hopefully, I can find the flash drive, but if I don't...well, I'll see if I can rewrite it.

--The Hobbit and the Half-Breed

Just a silly self-insert for the fun of it! I want to practice writing a long, novel-like story with it and it's pretty much all my fiance's fault.

--The Heart of a Cook

This is being published on my deviant art account, though I may or may not publish it on ff.net. For now I just want to keep it on dA.


Possible Fanfic Ideas:

--Stalag Geist: The Sequel

I was thinking of making a sequel to Stalag Geist, after I manage to finish it. Ideas are brewing and there is no structured plot yet, but I plan on having Baker be the main character. It will still have the drama/supernatural theme, of course. And for the record, that is NOT going to be the actual title, haha.


DeviantArt Account:

--pieladyUSA

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Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 108,316 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Scar, Lex
Not All Treasure is Silver and Gold by SamanthaJane13 reviews
When Nimawae was taken by the great dragon she thought she would die. After having been chased down by her father's own knight, and nearly being forced to go to Laketown to insure the marriage contract, perhaps, Smaug the Dragon has saved her. Now at his mercy in his domain what will happen between the unlikely pair? Smaug OC Rated M for Adult Content such as Violance and Lemons.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Smaug
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 305,310 - Reviews: 6634 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Siren by Siren's pen reviews
Taken from her home and forced to endure a monster, Klara has a unique gift in the eyes of HYDRA's head Johann Schmidt. Morphed into a weapon she can only hope for freedom. A man in stars in strips could be her savior. What can a caged bird do, but sing?
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, J. Schmidt/Red Skull - Complete
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 261,832 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
The Return by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
After having left the autobot base 6 years ago, Alex must return to it and help the Autobot’s find the informant who is leaking information to the decepticon’s. Having departed on bad terms, will she be able to be welcomed back. Full summary inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,154 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sunstreaker
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Fiercer Than Fire by Aranel Carnilino reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
You Are My Truth by redrose24 reviews
Ten years after their friendship and trust is formed and cemented, Padme Amidala and Obi-Wan Kenobi meet again. Then trouble brews, and war strikes. To withstand the challenges thereof, they will need their love and the Force to make it out stronger.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Shattered Storm by MonDieu666 reviews
Thranduil is a mercurial king, a wild elf, a creature of the elements, who holds his power in isolation and absolute confidence. He is, above all things, dangerous. And beautiful. And broken beyond repair. (One shot)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
The Sentinel of Shadows by BonJiro reviews
When opportunity strikes, the window is swift and fleeting. Ganondorf, taking an old trick from his foes and disguising himself as a Shiekah, takes a chance and finds himself guarding the Hyrulian Royal Family's most precious treasure; Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 278,382 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11685 - Favs: 9,625 - Follows: 6,610 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Deviant by lady-warrioress reviews
Slight AU A Mad Scientist finds the perfect use for Starscream's empty shell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,960 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Starscream, Prowl
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Tango by Amethyst Crow reviews
One insanely hot tango ratchets the sexual tension between the God of Mischief and the Black Widow... Which one will give in to their desires first?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
When They Were Young by thebebopstampede reviews
Have you ever wondered what would've happened if Anastasia's family wasn't killed? This story takes place when Anastasia is seventeen years old and the Romanov curse hasn't affected them...yet...Anya X Dimitri story.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri
The Price of Freedom by Normione reviews
When a firey 21st century woman suddenly finds herself in the world of the Patriot, the true price of freedom will be paid. With interest. The 18th century won't know what hit them. Chapter 51 is up!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,051 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2006 - William T., Benjamin M.
Humility by Space Toaster reviews
Scout goes to sulk with Engie after being humiliated by Soldier. Engie/Fem!Scout OC, rated for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Don't Call These Ghostbusters! by Trar reviews
petr bvekman adn the gagn buss gohsts! omgg!111 ...Enjoy this scathing collection of horribly, terribly bad parody fanfiction; written by myself.
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Zuul
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Beginning to Understand by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The Autobots find themself in quite a problem. A small All Spark jolt turns the team to human and Sari is taking advantage of this. Are they the only ones turned human or has the All Spark done something near impossible?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 34,650 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Odd Moments by Demyrie reviews
A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 174,043 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009
New Faces in teh foprt by XxLoveHateBloodxX reviews
Boring old 2fort gets crazy when a new girl comes! Mostyl clean, but thins get a lettle spiiiiicy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
The Sky Is Yours by EvilBlackBunny reviews
-AU- A strange first meeting leads to love, friendship, change, and traitors of all kinds. ProwlxOC, OPxSari, StarscreamxOC, MegatronxOC. -Het, Homo, DomSub- Rating will go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,008 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Prowl, Starscream
A Side Job by Simone Lyon reviews
Hogan returns to Europe for the first time after the war to catch up with old friends that he's lost contact with. But it turns out to be much more than that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Nitestalker reviews
My version of how I think it started at Stalag 13 and the prequel to Broken. I explain Carter's demotion to sergeant, what happened to Sam, Burkhalter's promotion and others.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
First Beyond Reason by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan, desperate to be Yao's first time, does the impossible and travels back in time. Misadventures of Ivan with chibi!Yao
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
One Was Male, the Other Female by Kenobigirl66 reviews
Two lovers meet in secret, a truth is revealed, and a fate chosen.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Sergeant's Guilt by ColHogan reviews
Hogan and the men are in the barracks enjoying some free time when a shot comes through the window and seriously injures Hogan.But when the shooter is revealed,they can't believe it.**2011 PBA winner:Silver-Best Long Drama. Bronze-Best OC/Sgt. Dietrich.**
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,967 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Just a Copy by Writerdragon reviews
The RDA has brought Quaritch back as a clone so they can take Pandora over and rob them of their prized mineral, and they've got better weapons. There's only one problem: Quaritch doesn't want to help RDA, but the Na'vi. Jake/Neytiri, Quaritch/OC.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,149 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - M. Quaritch, Parker S. - Complete
Hetalia High by WOKgeotobi reviews
Hetalia high school. England's been acting wierd, Japan's in love, Russia's found a new 'toy' and france is still... well... France. What happens when everyones stuck in the same school together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,891 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009
Shultz's Prayer episode tag for Hold That Tiger by smithcrafter reviews
What really goes through Schultz's head when he "sees nothing, and hears nothing, and knows nothing"?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - H. Schultz - Complete
Endgame, the Alternative by TehMarishal reviews
This story is based on a dream I had before Endgame Part 2 actually aired. Let's just say that things happen rather differently than they did in the episode. Prowl's fate is different, and so is Megatron's. Changed rating to M for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 150,196 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009
Loud Silence by Benderine reviews
Its ironical how loud silence can be. LeelaxBender
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
A Mangy Pair by TK-Productionz reviews
Post movie,Lotte/Facilier-the first posted! Lotte stumbles on the grave of Facilier, accidentally resurrecting him. I write to show Lotte as a wayward brat not an over dramaticized marysue,a F/Lotte romance fic w/transformation into cats-you might like i!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Dr. Facilier, Charlotte L.B.
What Promotion? by 80sarcades reviews
Colonel Hochstetter should have known better than to get drunk...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
Snow and Games by Metoria reviews
Carter plays i nteh snow and makes a surprise for the men,
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - A. Carter - Complete
Epic Snow Battle by Metoria reviews
Sequel to Snow Day. The kids and Masters duke it out in the snow.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Garen M., Yoda - Complete
Denial: Shipping Madness by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
1 x 7 A day in the life of 8. Watch as he learns new words, unwittingly prevents some hot stitchpunk lovin', tests 2's new invention and somehow manages to get 1 and 7 together.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - 7, 1
One, Two, Three, Four by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Date with Leela by Benderine reviews
An innocent card game between Bender and Beelzebot Robot Devil will soon turn into a heated contest. The goal? Getting a date with Leela. Leela/Bender and Leela/Robot Devil
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
The New Years Party by MTTPot reviews
When Bender is accused of having no emotion he decides to prove him wrong ...BenderxLeela
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
A Lightweight Autobot by ZootyCutie reviews
In a need to come up with a science fair project, Mainframe and Wheeljack slip some high grade in Perceptor's oil, and record the hilarious results. Parody of Strong Bad Email "caffeine". One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Broken Lovers by XbehindtheseaX reviews
It's 1848. Austria has been commanded to invade Hungary. But this will be impossible...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Trouble With Gravity by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Pre-movie. “You call me coward,” he said quietly. “But you’re the one who ran from what you couldn’t control.” 7 comes back to tie up some loose ends...and create new ones. One-shot, 1x7 centric.
9 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 7, 1 - Complete
17 by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
1 x 7 AU following of the movie 9.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 1, 7
Childish by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
1 wasn’t sure what irritated him more: she hogged the covers, kicked in her sleep, and always wanted to have the window side of the bed. And sometimes, she could be downright pushy... He wouldn’t have given their games up for the world. 1x7, one-shot.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - 1, 7 - Complete
Between Constellations and Dreams by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Lily’s life is a series of ups and downs, of laughter and tears - but always, she pushes on. So does everyone else. Features James, Severus, Petunia, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Caradoc, Dorcas, Marlene, McGonagall, Dumbledore. 100 snapshots. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 48,219 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Birthday Series 3 by Metoria reviews
Newkirk and Carter try to make Lebeau's birthday cake. Can they succeed? Not likely...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
The Note From Lebeau by Metoria reviews
The men find a suicide note from Lebeau. Can they get to him in time?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau - Complete
Chain Mail by Metoria reviews
The Heroes find out Carter's biggest pet peeve and Klink latest hobby. What will happen?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - A. Carter, W. Klink - Complete
Young and Gullible by Metoria reviews
Hogan and the gang need important papers from Hochstetter but are having trouble getting them. Can Hochstetter’s Niece help?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
A Ray of Sunlight by candycanepower reviews
RussiaVietnam oneshot. Russia and Vietnam are both suffering nations. Inside and out. In a world so cruel as this, one can only seek comfort from another.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia - Complete
A Newkirk Story by Metoria reviews
Newkirk tells Carter a story about when he learned to drive. First Person Point of View
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
Hogan's Heroes Secret Hobbies by Metoria reviews
Shultz stumbles across the Heroes’ secret hobbies. How long will he last when sworn to secrecy? Find out the men’s secret hobbies.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/21/2009 - H. Schultz - Complete
I Like you, You Love Me by Consuelo Higdon reviews
/Oneshot/ All she did was save the guy's life. Then he up and falls in love with her. /TFA, Flareup, Jetfire, Glyph/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Flareup, Jetfire
You Are Mine by Fire Redhead reviews
Two-shot. TFA. ::Warning:: Dark fic. Cadmia, a captured Autobot femme, is subjected to the lusting whims of Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Lines by Cyndi reviews
Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,580 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Sleepover by Mischa-BlackCherry reviews
Ivan finally convinced Yao to let him have a sleep over with their allies. Sqeual to Big Bed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - China, Russia
An Artist's Inspiration by TyLeeChan reviews
Oneshot: After the end of the war, Bulkhead's gone back to painting. But no one else seems to really understand or appreciate everything he puts into it. It was only chance that the perfect someone happened to walk into his gallery. BulkheadxGlyph Glyph
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bulkhead, Glyph - Complete
Never Forget, Never Forgive by Beregond5 reviews
TF:A. AU. Pre-Megatron Rising. Prowl never told his friends about his past. Then again, he never thought that his past would come and find him on Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Prank Calls by lady-warrioress reviews
Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sari S.
Get Smart Flashback by Thor2000 reviews
A flashback to Colonel Robert Hogan in Stalag 13 during World War Two reveals the story of Agent 99's father and the mystery of her real name.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/7/2005 - R. Hogan, Agent 99 - Complete
The View by SensiblyScrewy reviews
It's a beautiful view from the tower. A 1x7 one-shot. Maybe even more if it comes to me. Rated T because I'm not good at rating.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - 7, 1 - Complete
The Kids Aren't Alright by just looking at a light reviews
Bobby is forced to take shop class instead of taking home economics. But when he meets someone in class who is everything Hank wishes Bobby was, things begin to rift between the family. Meanwhile, Dale enlists Bill and Luanne to help him hunt aliens.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009
One More Try by konarciq reviews
Strange things may happen when you watch the episode "To the Gestapo with Love" just before you go to bed...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/24/2009 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
CUTE by 1000th Ghost reviews
A collection of sex scene stories that would never and should never happen because these two are too darn CUTE!
WALL-E - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - WALL-E, EVE - Complete
TFA: Stories of the Short Nature by sugar-high pixie reviews
Ever wanted to see what happens in between the episodes? See Starscream take on snow, Bee get insomia, and many, many more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Quiet Explosion by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*RussiaVietnam* request-fic for taure. During the Vietnam War, Vietnam decides to ask for the Soviet Union intervention...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Russia - Complete
TFA: BioBots by vp21ct reviews
Sari Sumdac finds out there is more to her classmates than meets they eye. Takes place after Transwarped, and deviates from the main plot sometime after that I can't put my finger on when . ON HOLD/MAY NEVER FINISH T-T
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,549 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sari S.
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Siren Song by Sarahsorad reviews
Sari didn't ask to spend the night running circles around Detroit trying to capture some femme, dealing with Sentinel's organiphobia or having to deal with her friends' scrambled processors. But that's what happened.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sari S., Thunderblast - Complete
Blue by Zefyria Nuva reviews
There was something about blue, he thought...something different, something special. /TFA'verse. Oneshot. Side BumblebeexSari.\
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Sari VS Sitter by Sarahsorad reviews
TFA: Sari Sumdac didn't like Babysitters, she usually chased them away with ease. But this new Babysitter seems stubborn, she could very well be one of the biggest challenges the 8-year-old has ever faced. Why'd she even need one anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sari S., Starscream - Complete
Healing Past Wounds by TehMarishal reviews
Onshot: The war is over, and Ratchet is trying to help Arcee deal with everything. He's told her about everything she's missed, and now something seems to be bothering her. Can Ratchet help? RatchetXArcee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Arcee, Ratchet - Complete
Til All Are One by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,527 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
The Meaning of Sacrifice by TyLeeChan reviews
Aftermath: On awaking and finding he hasn't made the fabled journey to the Well of AllSparks, Prowl has to deal with watching friends grieve, listening to an old enemy taunt, and finding his purpose. Animated TFA Prowl Starscream Endgame Part 1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Amaranth by lady-warrioress reviews
He died a hero. She didn't care. She wanted him back. It was a mistake. Prowl/Sari
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,219 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Prowl, Sari S. - Complete
Music Writing Meme: TFA by TyLeeChan reviews
Drabbles: Shuffle your mp3 player and write a story based on 10 Or this case 20 songs during their duration. Doesn't sound too hard, right? Well, you sure come up with random stuff. Transformers Animated SarixBee, RatchetxArcee and lots of other stuff
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blurr, Blitzwing - Complete
Five Galleons by LorieMaeLovegood reviews
3rd chapter up. Draco should learn, when you're bored, playing games is good. But not when it's with people's hearts. just a challenge, just a game, just a feeling, just a phase, just a silly little girl. R&R if you want it continued xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hermione G.
InterGalactic Relations by LCAAS reviews
America has always been able to see aliens. But he'd never met aliens like this before!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Thomas the Tank Engine UNCUT: Episode 4 by Gregtheimaginative reviews
The Fat Controller challenges Ronald McDonald to an eating contest. What could possibly go wrong? TV-14.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Sound and Fury by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Promise Not to Tell: Promise Not to Laugh by P.A.W.07 reviews
Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. Bumblebee struggles with 'HIS' secret but he can't help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot. '07 verse. Mentions of M-preg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bumblebee, Hound, Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking on Starscream by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Starscream, Sari S. - Complete
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Dining with the Devilish by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Animated verse: Takes place directly after season 2 episode, "Mission Accomplished." With the Autobots busy delivering Starscream to the higher-ups, Captain Fanzone is left to keep track of a none-too-happy Sari. Genfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Captain Fanzone, Sari S. - Complete
Temporary Alliance by TehMarishal reviews
After getting damaged in an energon explosion, Terrorsaur and Airazer must rely on each other to save their skins. But what if they start to develop feelings for each other in the process? Please R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Airazor, Terrorsaur - Complete
No Silent Night by konarciq reviews
What do you do when it's Christmas Eve, you have business in town, and the emergency tunnel is blocked? Hogan: "Of course: we go caroling! Start practising, guys; I'll go talk to Klink!" But he hadn't quite counted with major Hochstetter...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Bulkhead, It's Not Easy! Keep It Up! by atlaswhite reviews
A collection of four shorts about the widely overlooked Autobot Bulkhead, as he reflects about his position on the team, his friendship with Bumblebee, and his feelings for the girl of his dreams. One-sided Bulkhead/Sari.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bumblebee, Sari S., Bulkhead - Complete
Thomas the Tank Engine UNCUT: Episode 3 by Gregtheimaginative reviews
The engines are given strange imported coal from Japan, and it causes them to act very strange!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Duobus by Cyndi reviews
Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Boldly to Go by Mistress V reviews
This is a Star Trek Original Series/Hogan's Heroes crossover. It is rated T to be safe---some violence. Enjoy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Your Name Is Arcee by Hot Shot's girl reviews
TFA: Ratchet's been through a lot of things, but this just broke him. Arcee didn't deserve to lose her memory and now he tries to help her remember. Can he? Or will more sparkache come as he begins to fall for her only to have her slip away again? RXA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,650 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Arcee, Ratchet - Complete
Universal Constants by Misya reviews
OLD: TFA, slight Blitzwing/Blackarachnia. Megatron and Starscream are the neighbors from hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Wants by lady-warrioress reviews
What exactly did she want? It wasn't that hard to figure out. Starscream x Blackarachnia. DON'T KILL ME! rated T for some mature themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Between Mind and Heart by Cyndi reviews
Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Here's Your Sign by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Yes, you've guessed it. I wrote this story to show all of you that even the Bible can be funny. This came to me as I sat in sunday school so enjoy our randomness.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Destined by AdventureBound reviews
Dorothy Follows her heart, she's lost everything and now she's returned to Oz. She thought she wouldn't live to see him but the hat lead her to her Scarecrow. Will he love her back?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2007
Everything hapens for a reason even the unexpected by lady-warrioress reviews
Grievous' I exclaimed, staring beyond my blades at the cyborg. 'What you doing on my ship, Jedi scum' the General demanded. Reviews welcome . No flames please. Rated T for language. This fic is not to be taken seriously. BEWARE OOCness.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Through the Eyes of Wormtail by Mr. MooMoo's Unnamed Minion reviews
What if James wasn't the only one with a crush on Lily? This is Wormtail's diary. Not LilyWormtail! Explains alot about Wormy, Noodles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Wormtail's Confession by oasis reviews
complete. Did you have difficulty understanding why Wormtail made the choices he did? Read this and find out. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
The Day The Toilets Were Broken by Illogic's Lovechild Chevara reviews
The toilets are broken on the Starship Enterprise, and this is just one freaked up story!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2002 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk
The Russians Are Coming by TexasAggie04 reviews
A possible series finale
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2002
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The Hobbit and the Half-Breed
Self-insert with no romance or other stupid stuff. Just a chick forced into an adventure by Gandalf and learns to grow up as she fights with Thorin and company, and forms friendships with the guys. SHe also has an actual purpose in the group. And don't worry, Bilbo is not overshadowed. Rated T for future fighting scenes.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Stalag Geist reviews
Sergeant Kinchloe, one snowy German winter, is given a warning by something unnatural. The warning comes to life as a new threat to not only the Underground, but to the lives of the men at Stalag 13 and their allies as well. Rated T to be safe.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - J. Kinchloe
Fanzone's Affair reviews
After the battle when Megatron is captured, Fanzone meets someone special. THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I made it because...I was hyper at the time I guess. XD Nothing happens but it's got a funny ending.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Wheelie's Late Night Stunt: Take 2 reviews
Wheelie has a crush on Mikaela, much to Sam's disgust. Hopefully this story has quotation marks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Rise of Blackarchnia reviews
After her incident with the spiders, BA is forced to live like the giant arachnids on the organic planet. However, she gets captured by the Decepticons and is given th chance to join their ranks. Will she succeed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
The Sparkling reviews
Sari gives birth to Prowl's child and names her Pantherine. She is taken in by Jazz at the Autobot Ninja Academy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sari S., Ratchet