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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973179, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm 'ALWAYS' low on sleep, I am also always in overdrive and worst of all I'm insane. I'm crazy shy sometimes but I'll talk a lot other times.

Also, I'm not trying to kill anyone with that picture.

Best thing someone could do: Be yourself. No pretenses and no lies.

I have a rather gorgeous handwriting that my professors seem to hate =/

Yeah sometimes I'm one of those narcissistic buggers.

Pet Peeves: Spelling errors (I may make some myself, but I still dislike them), overly sad fan fiction (Like when sometimes everything is just blown out of proportion to the 'Nobody is that unlucky' stage), very out of character fan fiction (Again something I might seem hypocritical about. I'm not delusional about my own writing and I don't think getting the character right is all that easy all the time but it is something that puts me off) and if I listed anymore I'd look like a sad grandma so I'll stop here.

I'm not very good at what I do but I do it all the same because it makes me happy.

We solemnly swear to squeal whenever there are mentions or sightings of hazel eyes, glasses, messy hair and an in love Head Boy of 1977-78. We are the James 'Prongs' Potter fangirls.

I, An, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

I hate stereotypes.

I'm bloody lazy...I really am.

I -like anyone else- would really appreciate reviews and I really don't mind flames as long as they're not "OH, I HATE YOU AND YOUR GUTS. YOUR WRITING SUCKS." or something equally annoying.

Ginny--> It's GINEVRA not 'ginerva' or 'virginia'

I don't like Ron and Hermione together. I somehow think they'd each work well with other other people. I don't particularly like Ron-Bashing though...

I'm an extensive reader. I also have a penchant for ever changing names. So my name might change from time to time. Teehee.

Constructive criticism is nearly a turn-on, Oblige me?

Much Love

xx An.

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Stockholm by Rurouni Star reviews
-HG/BZ- No one can really force you to do anything. But they can make you want to do it yourself, if they're good enough. Blaise Zabini is awfully good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic In Her Smile by M'rika reviews
'"I love you, you know," he murmured. "You'll get over it," she told him airily. "You're not the first person to tell me, and I'm sure you won't be the last."' James and Lily banter. Oneshot. All kinds of fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Yours Truly by Heartbroken Confession reviews
18: "Serio could be an insane, sadistic grader. Maybe he's the type to automatically fail any paper without a run-on metaphor about bats and caves, or doesn't make a reference to the transvestite society."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Commas and Ampersands by Lirazel reviews
It's the little things, really. [Lit]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Goodbye to Yesterday by prexus reviews
“Evans,” he said gently, and very much unlike him, “you need to stop being so idealistic.” (LuciusLily)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Lucius M., Lily Evans P.
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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That cliche reviews
"But...what if we don't work out? If we're not compatible, then?" "I don't quite know." "Oh." - This has Randomised characterisations. Under revision, Unbetaed. I wrote this aeons ago and I'm not very proud of it but here it is anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Denial: Conflagration reviews
Lilyjames: a different light. She wants him but she can't have him. It's not something she can handle. It's all because he still wants her. He's doing what he shouldn't so why can't she? She has to accept it first...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete