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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973368, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
Author has written 2 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Glee.

I LOVE to write, and being a professional writer is my dream. I have a bad habit of starting stories and then abandoning them when I get a new idea. I love feedback!

My favorite shows are Stargate SG-1, Doctor Who, Glee and more recently Being Human.

My absolute favorite pairing in the history of the world is Klaine. They just make me so happy. I also love Doctor/Rose and for Stargate Jack/Sam. On Being Human I ship Annie/Mitchell and Nina/George.

I'm uselessharmony on tumblr too. Follow me! (Please)

And on livejournal as well.

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Beryllium by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Sometimes Blaine likes to trace random words onto Kurt's back. A Klaine drabble series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt is astonished to find out some things he never knew about himself, all thanks to the new AP Literature teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Feelings Sound Like by musthavebeentheweather reviews
Kurt looks through his boyfriend's iPod, hoping to get a sense of the person who owns it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Feeling Good by Aeria reviews
The progression of Kurt and Blaine's relationship from making out to quite a bit more. It starts with Blaine losing control in the auditorium. Then them both losing a lot more control in the car. And now Blaine's promise of a whole day in his bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ooh La La by Aeria reviews
The girls at McKinley discuss a particular sex act and Kurt can't help but interrupt. Smut and silliness follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's a Feeling by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot. "How do you know?" "It's a feeling." My take on what happens after SOWK, so contains spoilers. Summary isn't good I know - sorry! Slash. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anything We Want To by WhatIKnew reviews
Prompted by the Islands song "Jogging Gorgeous Summer." It's the summer between junior and senior year and Kurt feels like he's running out of time. Just the story of a summer day like any other.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Parallels by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt has had nightmares since he was eight. He just hasn't had Blaine to get him through them before, that's all. Klaine. A parallel to my earlier story "Unorthodox Nightmares." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sunrise by minnielune reviews
Blaine decides to call Kurt in the early morning. Now he'll have to face the consequences.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Moment by struckbythewishingspell reviews
"Blaine forgot to sing. Blaine forgot to breathe. Hell, Blaine forgot how to do anything except stare at Kurt." LOTS of insight to 2x16 with missing scenes.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Broad Stripes and Bright Stars by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, future!fic, never letting that Buckeyes comment die:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by Iellix reviews
A series of standalone keyhole peeks into the lives of Alice and Hatter. Life can be--and often is--a funny thing.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Paradigm by Negaigoto reviews
A paradigm, in its most basic form, is a framework. A framework for some thought process. A framework that Artemis currently lacks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Better To Have Loved by nancystagerat reviews
A series of drabbles celebrating the love of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, aiming to prove that despite all odds, it is indeed better to have loved another than to never love at all. Pre-OotP through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 26,042 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Threshold by AstraPerAspera reviews
Something happened the night the world almost ended. Something that led to Samantha Carter and Jack O'Neill looking entirely too comfortable with each other at the meeting with Bra'tac and Teal'c the next morning. A Threads interlude. Of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Irene's Aria by InkFairy reviews
A rainy afternoon at 221B Baker Street. Irene's bored, Watson's trying to get some work done, but Holmes is the only one being productive. OneShot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson, Irene A. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Iellix reviews
We all have secrets, no matter where we come from or what we do. There's no escaping it--ever. Alice and Hatter have to learn how to deal with that.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Unapocalyptic by ziparumpazoo reviews
It's the end of the world. Only not.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
100 Words, 100 Chapters by Sonny at Twilight reviews
This is my response to HoLlIwOoDbOuNd13's 100 word challenge.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Questions by NewVoice reviews
Chad has some odd questions for Sonny. And then some answers, and then some facts, and some more questions.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hate Mail by LiteraryLullaby reviews
If you were a planet, you’d be Pluto, because it’s a fake. SxC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Baby Names by brizo3 reviews
My imaginative title gives it away. Sam and Jack discuss the labelling of their offspring.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Hand Wash Only by ziparumpazoo reviews
He's only trying to do her a favor
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Drastic Times Call for Comical Measures by Sonny at Twilight reviews
Mackenzie Falls is losing ratings fast and their producers are talking about cancelling it. When Chad turns to Sonny for her help, will he be willing to take it, or will he be too proud for his own good?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Overheard by MrsTater reviews
Sirius tries to play matchmaker for an ambivalent Remus and Tonks, but when everyone keeps overhearing everyone else's conversations, things get a little complicated as shapeshifters prove to be anything but predictable... Updated Sept 3, 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Too Much Information by Goddess Andraste reviews
In which Jack and Sam have a moment, post200... And then Jack is, well, Jack, and SG1 dodges the fallout.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
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Compliments reviews
Blaine's being whiny, and Kurt's not nearly as irritated as he would like to be.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Things Change reviews
Just an average interaction. Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete