Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Carpathian Series, Night Huntress series, New Species series, and Twilight.
Right then, welcome to the profile page of Crazy and Little Kookoo,
I've been meaning to change this for a time seeing as this is now run by two different people. The first is Crazy, take it from here Crazy.
Crazy: *rolls eyes* Well I'm Crazy by name and nature, I'm little Kookoo's best friend and I do the Dark series fanfiction and anything thats just too much for Little Kookoo's mind, she still thinks the moon is made of cheese. I'm 19 and love reading adult and childrens books, any book is good, I love music Evanessence, Within Temptation and Eminem. And now I hand you back over to Little Kookoo seeing as I dont talk much and she wants to post loads up on here, enjoy her rambling.
LittleKookoo: Okay one I do not ramble and two, the moon is made of cheese, I mean where do you think we get it from? Cows? *Scoffs* Right I am a huge Maximum Ride fan as well as a Twilight fan and House of Night fan and Night World fan, and a fan of many more things just not mice. So I will be doing the Maximum Ride fanfiction and possibly some others from different novels in the future when I get some inspiration. I like loads of music, all the way from Katherine Jenkins to Fergie and to Chemical Romance, I'm 18 and I will cling to my childishness just to annoy my friends and family.
We both live in our beds, love animals and are two favourite lads in the world is Ben and Jerry, they can mend a broken heart and never break it again. YUM! Crazy has a pet cat that thinks its a dog and tries to bury tuna, I have a dog that thinks its a OAP and can get what it wants with puppy eyes even though she is not a puppy any more.
Little Kookoo's random bit...
Some of my weird random sayings (that I think are cool/funny)
When life guves you hell, you charge in with a bucket of water.
When you're not sure, you look at the persons sheet next to you.
The best way to stop a war is to fight it (which is true this day and age)
How do you make half a hole?
Don't knock deaths door, ring the door bell then say trick or treat!
Blood is thicker than water. Family or friends?
Live life to the Max and have the Ride of your life.
Live fighting, to die free, to live free, to die fighting.
Dont be sad! Just smile :)
Reasons for non-attendance:
wasn't born so i'm not here. Woooo! Spooky.
Got arrested for trying to steal the queens knickers.
Got stuck in a train door when running from a giant cabbage.
Not in as i was hunting vampires. I will slay you! Spawn of Satan!
Pain is what life is, stick it out, live through it, in the end you're even stronger.
My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P
Boys are like pennies, two faced and worthless.
You can kiss a fool, a fool can kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.
To know the dark you need to know the light.
I like dark corners because they are warm. (And no one can see you with your boyfriend)
In the night the moon is the only light, in the day the sun is the only star.
Flames burning, heads turning, I'm crashing and burning.
FLAMES melt away the shadows that haunt me life.
Fire, fire burning bright, burn the shadows of the night.
Heres a free piece of advice:
Never ever, ever, ever allow your ex to give your younger bother the sex talk.
Nothing is impossible? Ever tried slamming a revolving door? I didnt think so.
I'm going to die in seven days. Cant i reshcedule i got to work the bar that night.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons throw the in lifes face, they're probably poisened.
If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under fourhours, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love to reminisce about the past, copy this into your profile
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever been embarassed by a guy copy and pace this onto your profile.
If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have had enough of me copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like me and my stories copy this onto your profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo,
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!
A friend will bail you out of jail.
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart
How to Tell if You're a Writer
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, Asidill, CrazyLittleKookoo
Crazy: Okay that was a whole lot of random O.o
Maximum Ride Series
Littlekookoo: Im the only one putting up pictures to go with my stories cause Im the only one who does this sort of thing
Max's Tattoo that features in A Nightmare Lived, slightly appears in A Haunted Past and will appear in Living For Memories(comming soon):
Max's Tattoo in Never Forget (I have a thing for what I consider cool tattoos obviously X)):
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