CrazyLittleKookoo
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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973419, Profile Updated: 06-22-14
Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Carpathian Series, Night Huntress series, New Species series, and Twilight.

UPDATED!!!!

Hi there guys, I haven't been active for a while and I'm going to put some changes up here. For a while now this account and the stories are being done by one person. Me, moi! As my friend who shared this account with me is too busy with her life and doesn't have time to write anymore. I will be taking over the unfinished stories and carrying them on, but there are so many it may take a while.

So now some information about me! -->

NAME: Kaya

AGE: 21

GENDER: Female

GENRES: Horror, romance, school-life, comedy, western, action, murder and mystery.

LITTLE TIDBITS: Okay, so that the world knows I have been here for a few years and it does take me a while to update, but that's simply because my life is very busy with my partner, my family and my full time job working with children with Additional Needs. My life is so hectic and such fun, but you know what I love it!!!
So I read almost everything and anything, I may be 21 but I still enjoy the teenage section of the books and I also love the adult sections. Nothing like a good storyline with intriguing characters to grip your attention.
I will do my best to update on a regular basis, but I might limit to just focusing on one story at a time, or write them as the inspiration takes me. We shall see how it goes :) Enjoy reading!!!

My little sayings...
If you dont like reading then you are either insane or a box brain (loves too much TV).

When life gives you hell, you charge in with a bucket of water.

When you're not sure, you look at the persons sheet next to you.

The best way to stop a war is to fight it (which is true this day and age)

How do you make half a hole?

Don't knock deaths door, ring the door bell then say trick or treat!

Blood is thicker than water. Family or friends?

Live life to the Max and have the Ride of your life.

Live fighting, to die free, to live free, to die fighting.

Dont be sad! Just smile :)

Reasons for non-attendance:

wasn't born so i'm not here. Woooo! Spooky.

Got arrested for trying to steal the queens knickers.

Got stuck in a train door when running from a giant cabbage.

Not in as i was hunting vampires. I will slay you! Spawn of Satan!
Signed by patient 122333 from the Nutty Farm

Pain is what life is, stick it out, live through it, in the end you're even stronger.

My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P

Boys are like pennies, two faced and worthless.

You can kiss a fool, a fool can kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.

To know the dark you need to know the light.

I like dark corners because they are warm. (And no one can see you with your boyfriend)

In the night the moon is the only light, in the day the sun is the only star.

Flames burning, heads turning, I'm crashing and burning.

FLAMES melt away the shadows that haunt me life.

Fire, fire burning bright, burn the shadows of the night.

Heres a free piece of advice:

Never ever, ever, ever allow your ex to give your younger bother the sex talk.

Nothing is impossible? Ever tried slamming a revolving door? I didnt think so.

I'm going to die in seven days. Cant i reshcedule i got to work the bar that night.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw the in lifes face, they're probably poisened.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo,

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, Asidill, CrazyLittleKookoo

Characters

Maximum Ride Series
Max:
Fang:
Iggy:
Nudge:
Gasman/Gazzy:
Angel:
Total:
Chase:
Anthony:
Cat:
Sky:
Cara: (They're all of the same person sorry I couldnt find one on its own lol)

Max's Tattoo that features in A Nightmare Lived, slightly appears in A Haunted Past and will appear in Living For Memories(comming soon):

Max's Tattoo in Never Forget (I have a thing for what I consider cool tattoos obviously X)):

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Hunter by tikihutdreams reviews
After her father's death, Monica travels to Northern California to fulfill his last request and sell the property she inherited which borders the north section of Reservation. Justice has made a generous offer for it in hopes of keeping their enemies at bay. Hunter, a Wild Zone resident decides it's his duty to watch over and protect her, but he wants to offer much more.
New Species series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,127 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 10/31/2014
The Hostile Encounters by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Maximum and The Shadow; the two best street fighters of their generation. Their rivalry is fueled full force when the biggest brawl in years is set to go down. For the first time they will meet... and only one will be victorious. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,143 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Disturbia: The Original by coelicasi reviews
Max is having terrible, horrific nightmares of the Flock being murdered brutally by a monster. Now Max's world is crashing down around her, & she must stop the dreams from coming true or she she may become the very thing that killed them. ABANDONED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Max, Fang] V. Martinez, OC - Complete
Dark Solitude by LiveLifeLikeNeverBefore reviews
Haunted whispering echoes. Damning her into the darkest corner. She was supposed to be the light to his darkness.. He possesed it, not her, but she was willing to chase after it to find peace in his embrace. Forever forgetting that Dark Solitue.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010
The Sacrifice of Life and Love by Sweevil to the Heart reviews
After a fight with Omega leaves most of the Flock dead and the living members separated in the Washington forests, there seems to be no hope. But when the Cullens find a dark-haired birdkid in their house, can they help him find the lost experiment? Fax!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,141 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Bella
Castle Walls by DesXA reviews
This is my take on what happened after Galen and Kellers' Happily ever after. Because they can't end without a little loving! / M for Lemons and language/
Night World series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Galen D., R. Keller
Dark Soul by Tampra Weaver reviews
Zaria returns, a dark and broken soul. Her only sanity is a male she converted. Zacarias De La Cruz has chosen to seek the dawn and die with honor, but when a dark and tormented woman comes to him, can they save one another or will they both be lost?
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010
Dark Soul by ravynwren reviews
Sybil has traveled to the Carpathian Mountains in search of history but ends up biting off more than she can chew. When she meets Matias of the Carpathians, will she allow him to protect her or continue off in pursuit of her mystery?
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010
Max moves on by reapersama101 reviews
no Flock; Max is still grieving when Ari pays a visit and spoils her whole new ideal moving on process. She fell for a sweet OC wolf, Till, and is trying to make things work without dying. Read! Rated M for mature.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010
MR: Falling out of the sky by DeviousNeko reviews
Max and the flock are still on the run, but problems follow them everywhere- and a strange pain is corrupting the invincible Max.It seems only Fang can make it go away- but could Fang be causing it? Will Fang leave to protect her? Or stay to save her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Max, Fang
How Long by pottrprincess reviews
After book5.Max & the flock deside to take a small vacation in Hawaii but how long can they stay safe?What if Max didn't completly destroy Itex and now its stronger then ever and have discovered the Flocks weakness. Fax IggyX?better summary inside
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Wings and Immortals by maximumcullenxxx reviews
In Forks, with vampires, things are risky. Especially now. Max has a new mission. A mission to save what makes up this world from what makes up part. Jacob needs to choose between love and imprintment. And Forks is in great danger...FAX. BLACKWATER.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
My life as a mutant bird freak by Little Miss Understood reviews
Previously called Flock stars This is just a mash up of all of my favorite fanfic components including songfics FAXNESS mind reading powers FAXNESS truth or dare FAXNESS Niggy FAXNESS a Band FAXNESS and more rated T for minor language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
Risen by WingedJewel reviews
Sequel to "Forever This Way". A new threat is out to get Max and the Flock, and she will stop at no costs. What will happen when the attack begins - and will Max be able to survive this time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Max - Complete
My Angel by Winged and Dangerous reviews
“I’m sorry Maximum but if we can’t have you nobody can.” He said this with fake sincerity. What was going on? Little did I know my life would change completely that day because of the answer. This story takes place after the third book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Jericho reviews
Jericho may be slightly different to some New Species, but Tia Woodward is very different to your average human woman. Chance brings them together, and danger brings them closer still. Yet when the dangers come from everywhere how will they survive? Friends old and new, enemies old and new...Tia's world has been turned upside down. The only person she can cling to is Jericho.
New Species series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/11/2014
Why Is Everything Vampires These Days? reviews
Based after Angel and BD. Even though Fang left fate wont leave him and Max alone. Max will go and find Angel, Fang will keep doing what is right. When you throw shapeshifters and vampires in the mix, how do they cope when they come face to face again?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011
Heartbeat & Heartache reviews
What happened to Ian in Australia? What kind of person could he have been to befriend Spade, Bones and Timothy? To have Mencheres willingly turn him. And what changed him into the man he is now? This is his story, be warned profanity and action between the sheets as it is Ian, but also a side of him never before seen and yes it will be sweet and sad. Heartbeat and Heartache. Ian&OC
Night Huntress series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013
Dark Hearts reviews
Trinity is the worlds most renowned bounty hunter, using the thrill of the hunt to tame her darkest side. But when her eccentric family calls her to the Carpathian Mountains, she finds the truth about her history and a new hunt. Dante Santos was about to walk into the sun, but then he heard a gun shot and a curse. Now he's hunting something more interesting than a mere vampire.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2013
Back Street Kids reviews
Max has a hard life, a drunk mothers and her abusive boyfriend and two siblings to raise. As well as finding the rent, even if it means through illegal means. Fang has it easy...Full summary inside. All Human, similar but different to others. FAX EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Never Forget reviews
This has been done but mine is different. Max leaves because something happens and three years after when she bumps into the flock its kill, be killed or run. But Max doesnt run any more.New characters and new enemies. READ IT PLZ FAX l8r on and jealousy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,128 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Max, Fang
Dark Night reviews
Something new has come to the mountains. It kills a man and nobody knows if its friend or foe. They soon learn is that there are things in the world they dont know.This is probably what Xavier fears the most. Zacarias may have met his match with Ciara. XD
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010
Living For Memories reviews
If you havent read my other story A Haunted Past, go read it before you read this or it wont make sense. Max is getting on with her life, she is getting used to a family, yet why does she feel they are being watched? Is there any danger still? Fax&IggyOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang
A Nightmare Lived reviews
This is why Max is stronger than anyone. This was what they did to her, she was sent to the school after living at the Arena. This is what they did to her and how she fought back. This is a prequel to my story A Haunted Past read it! May be FAX later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,098 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dark Cry reviews
Rika can hardly remember her past, she only knows she must obey her master. She doesnt even know how to live in the real world or what it is.Dominic is at his end, trying to die with dignity, neither of them have hope for the future, just following orders
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
A Haunted Past reviews
Max has a secret, all her life she's been running from it. Now its come back, and its not going away. She has to keep her flock safe, save the world, try to live and manage a relationship. Seecrets become unveiled, can she cope? Fax, and enemies unknown.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,053 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max - Complete