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Cas Bakes Dean a Pie
by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Girl with the Voice
by massivelyattacked reviews
A series of interconnected one shots and snapshots of the Dovahkiin from the perspective of traveling companions, friends, lovers and those who attempted to cross her. Rated M for language, some sexual situations. Latest update: Farengar Secret-Fire
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,612 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Onmund, Ulfric Stormcloak
Don't Just Tell Me, Show Me
by Jaeger Gipsy Danger reviews
When James Vega asks the Commander for some advice on a career decision the discussion takes an interesting turn of events. James & FemShep pairing. James story arch. There's also a little girl named Mariposa who makes an appearance. Rated M for romantically written sex scenes & a couple of 4 letter words.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., D. Anderson, James V. - Complete
Why Don't You and I?
by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,142 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
by onelastchance reviews
She's spent her whole life protecting others; when she was young, it was her family, and now it's her targets, assigned to her by S.H.I.E.L.D. But when she's assigned to bring Loki in after the Chitauri invasion, it goes drastically wrong. Her life as she knew it is over, and she becomes an irreplaceable agent of change. Now with a healthy dose of Avenger-y goodness!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Loki
Dancing with Vega
by girlg33kkris reviews
Commander Shepard asks James Vega to teach her how to dance, bringing them closer as their relationship grows on the Normandy. Vegamance. Starts out safe, with some language, and mature sexual content later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - James V., Shepard (F)
by Turtle00001 reviews
Kmeme Prompt-Shepard Siblings-ME3 Garrus Vakarian, like most of the crew, had no idea Commander John Shepard had a kid sister. And he certainly had no idea Jane'd be so... enticing. But John certainly isn't the first brother to have a protective streak
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,800 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
by quondam reviews
Garrus and Shepard share some pillow talk the night after he rejoins the crew of the Normandy in ME3. Written for a prompt from MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Turian Giggle
by DarkExperience reviews
A drunken Kaidan begins groping and embarrassing Shepard in front of Vega and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
by Floreal reviews
A small gift prompts Legion to go on a small quest of discovery. Rated T to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Legion, Shepard (F) - Complete
Jimmy Vega's Illustrious Stripping Career
by Funderly reviews
48 hours before the events of Arrival, Shepard finds herself in the strong arms of a mysterious soldier with a knack for taking off his clothes. Meme Fill. Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Bucket List
by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 1 of 4 in the series) Earth-born Shepard is spending her shore leave fulfilling an unusual bucket list item: driving cross country in an ancient muscle car. Only one Turian would be brave enough to go along for the bumpy, and surprising, ride. -FemShep/Garrus, post ME1-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,045 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
50 First Dates
by kaitlin.perkins42 reviews
After living through the Thresher Maw incident in Akuze, John Shepard loses his short term memory and forever thinks it is 2173. Kaidan Alenko meets him and is determined to make Shepard fall in love with him, even if he has to do it every day.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
A Passion for Retribution
by massivelyattacked reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS: A Khajiit with a penchant for debauchery and a Breton with a taste for violence seem unlikely companions, but together they take Riften's underworld by storm. Warnings for language, sex, violence, etc. Collaboration with johmatmarkun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
The Pink Ending
by Semerket reviews
The key to defeating the reapers is not quite what Shepard expected. A crack!fix-it ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Harbinger - Complete
Sex and the Citadel
by sqbr reviews
In which Joker and EDI go shopping for clothes. Joker/EDI fluff, based on a kink meme prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Joker, EDI] - Complete
by Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch reviews
I'm really sorry about the title, it's a lame joke. These are one-shots about each of the Daedric Princes that I'm writing as a sort of set-up for a dinner party with all of them. Get it? Appetizers before a dinner party...? See, told you it was lame.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Hircine, Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
The Reality of Forever
by Sarah1281 reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
by Madnad reviews
Romance/Fantasy. Follows Companions & main quest line story. Rated M as some violence & graphic sex in later chapters. All characters except OC copyright Bethesda. Dragonborn F -x-Farkas. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,975 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
by IAmNotAGoat reviews
Written for SkyrimKinkMeme. The Dragonborn rejects Ulfric's offers of land, rank, and gold in exchange for joining the Stormcloaks. After hearing the Dragonborn is in Windhelm, he goes to ask what will convince him to join. Shameless M!DBXUlfric smut.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ronthil, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
To Dominate and To Submit
by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The Dragonborn stumbles into the House of Horrors and get's an...unexpected reaction...from the Prince of Rape, Molag Bal. For the skyrimkinkmeme. Rated M.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
by Jackie Almasy reviews
Vilkas had faced nightmarish ghouls, rabid werewolves, and things only legends could depict. And yet, nothing could compare to the terror he was feeling at that moment listening to the screams of the Dragonborn. F!Dragonborn x Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
Mother Loves You
by Witchy Bee reviews
AU: Cicero heard plenty of voices, but never hers. Until now. The Listener is in danger and he has been chosen by the Night Mother for this special task!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Cicero V.
by Obsolete Irony reviews
Skyrim is full of exploitable and unique glitches. Skyrim also has the ability to induce rage and havoc on its hapless populace. Unfortunately for everyone, including himself, the Dragonborn just found this out.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2011
by Fire Kunai reviews
*Written for the Skyrim KinkMeme* It was all just a matter of curiosity. At least that's what he told himself *F!Dragonborn/Farengar Secret-Fire*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farengar Secret-Fire
What Happens in Vegas
by BlushingBlondie reviews
It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel
by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition
by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Marcurio and Brjynhaldaar drink two or three too many of Talen-Jei's 'specialities'. drabble, crack, one-shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio - Complete