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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973556, Profile Updated: 12-15-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

HAH. Okay now here is the amazing alarm clock:

I have named the Alarm Clock. Tehehehehehe.

BTW You can PM me any song suggestions to wake Bella up at the ungodly hour of 6 AM. I NEED some ideas.

Point Taken banner=avatar!! Let's hear a round of applause for our favorite banner maker!

Alright and HERE RIGHT OVER HERE WHERE I'VE BOLDED AND UNDERLINED (WELL REALLY OVER THERE-->) WE HAVE...

CABBAGE!!

AWESOME, ISN'T IT? Stupid Tomato has nothing on this baller.

Okay enough with the ridiculousness. (HaH, AS IF) Review and send me some love (and Bella her fix; don't know what i'm talking about? then read the AN at the end of Chapter 2 for Duck Duck GooseSwan?)

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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20237 - Favs: 12,108 - Follows: 7,004 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5407 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9220 - Favs: 9,005 - Follows: 4,976 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Duck, Duck, GooseSwan? reviews
She smelled the same as every other human and Edward could read her mind. But Bella Swan was definitely NOT like every other human. All she wanted to be was weird. And all he knew was that she was anything but normal.Crackfic/Parody
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
But I Don't Want to Go Among Mad People reviews
Bella's lost her way and she's come to the last place on Earth that could help her get back on path: Forks, Washington. Everybody's lost to some degree in this town and everbody's insane. But maybe, in this town of chaos and crazies, she'll learn to live.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Objects in Motion reviews
All motion is relative; all objects material. A picture traps a moment; a camera is a cage. And just like most cages, it has a key. Oneshot for Pick a Pic Challenge. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Point Taken reviews
I can hear thoughts if I touch someone. But I'd never hated my 'gift' more than when I touched Edward Cullen for the first time. Figures, the most beautiful boy in the world wants to kill me. Why? I have yet to find out. Run little girl, run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,998 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Innocence, Ignorance, and Sunshine reviews
Before was happy, After was numb, and Now was a fleeting moment of freedom. Her life Onward was spent longing to remember what she had once wished to forget. Because when she woke up, all she knew was her name; Alice. And in reality, that was a blessing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alice