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My name is Daisy. I'm 14, living in downtown San Antonio. And I'm not crazy, you're just not up to my level of awesomeness.

Nickname: People call me Daisy

Fav Color: Sapphire Blue

Gender: Female...duh

Fav. Sport: Football

Live: Texas

Hair: Long, blonde, and curly!

Eyes: Blue

Age: 14

Fav Outfit: my dark BootCut jeans, my light blue polo shirt, and my new ankle high black, blue, and white tennishoes

Fav music: I love country!


IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField


You say Justin Bieber, I say Nickelback

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

You say Emenem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, sign here: ECSSDS, Polly Wants The Damon Cracker, CrazyDaisyDaisy


I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down.

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I feel afraid or scared

I promise to obey all laws

For Charlie's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

You say Romeo and Juliet,

I say Edward and Bella

You say Werewolves,

I say Vampires

You say you're creepy,

I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them

back and yell, I WANT EDWARD CULLEN!!


Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915


If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOHOTTTTTT' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angry boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.


I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile


✿You say Harry Potter,
✿I say Twilight!
✿You say Zac Efron,
✿I say Edward Cullen,
✿You say Werewolves,
✿I say Vampires!
✿You say Indians,
✿I say Quillettes!
✿You say Pink,
✿I say Gold!
✿You say Psychic,
✿I say Alice Cullen!
✿You say twilight sucks,
✿I say i hate you!


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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.
Man: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when:

1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you

2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen

3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog

4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.

5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)

6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac

7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett

8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.

9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)

10. You’re nuts and crazy

11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that)

12. You try to fly

13. You sang what was on 12

14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

A week and a half

Who introduced you to the books

My sister

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

borrow

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well, I've seen the movie and own the book, so Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

The Cullens killing the Voultri

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward

Who is your favorite werewolf?

I like Leah for some reason

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"This hostage stuff is fun!" Alice, Eclipse.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward proposed

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob kissed her, she punched him and yelled, "You pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!"

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Bella is Alice's hostage

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward and Seth killed Victoria and Riley

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Among? They are my favorite books of all!

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Well, I own Breaking Dawn, so Midnight Sun!

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

I got the movie, Midnight Sun!

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

I prefer the book

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob

Edward! But I'd steal him in a heartbeat.

Who do you like more:

Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella.

Bella or Alice?

Tie!

Alice or Jacob?

Alice.

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper

EMMETT!!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett!

Bella or Rosalie

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Both can rot in hell

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!

How did you find out about the movie?

It was EVERYWHERE!

Are you excited?

I have the movie now, and I LOVE it!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I LOVE ROBERT PATTISON!! Kristen Stewart is also a good actress, but I don't really like Nikki Reed.

Are you going to go see it?

Well, if I have the movie I think that means I already saw it! =D

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I only saw the movie when I watched it with my sisters.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

It's somewhat true, but left out A LOT


List ten Twilight Characters in no order:

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Leah

4. Alice

5. Jasper

6. Emmett

7. Rosalie

8. Jane

9. Tanya

10. Garrett

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

No

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Um, Leah is pretty. But I'm a girl

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Emmett/Bella: Edward would kick Emmett's ass then burn him

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Rosalie/Edward: NO!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Alice/Jane or Alice/Tanya: Alice/Jane

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Rosalie Leah/Jane: Um, she might run away screaming or inform the Voultri

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Emmett/Edward: Edward and Emmett were on another hunt, for grizzlys of course. Emmett tried to attack Edward while he thought he wasn't paying attention. Emmett ended up losing an arm while Edward simply laughed as he watched Emmett and his disconnected arm fall down a steep hill. And that's only the start of their weekend!

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Alice/Garrett: there could be, but I'm a Jalice supporter all the way!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Bella/Jasper: Bella Babysitting

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Alice/Bella: Call the cops, the pixie's duranged!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine fics?

Um, one's read a Rosalie/Tanya rivial fic before


Test where you set your iPod or whatever or shuffle, and you answer the questions with the song titles. And, NO CHEATING, no matter how weird it may sound. XD

1. How does the world see me?
Fireflies-Owl City

2. Will I have a happy life?
He Said She Said-Ashley Tisdale

3. What do people really think of me?
Invisible-Taylor Swift

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Everytime We Touch-Cascada

5. How can I make others happy?
Everything Can Change-Spectacular! cast

6. How can I make myself happy?
What Hurts The Most-Cascada

7. What should I do with my life?
Don't Touch-Ashley Tisdale

8. Will I ever have children?
A Whatever Life-Haylie Duff

9. What is some good advice for me?
Last Christmas-Taylor Swift

10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Keeps Gettin' Better-Christina Agulera

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Suddenly I See-K.T. Tunstall

12. What song will play at my funeral?
Heartbreaker-P!nk

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Stay Beautiful-Taylor Swift

14. What is my day going to be like?
Forever and Always (Piano Version)-Taylor Swift

15. Why am I here?
If You Can Afford Me-Katy Perry

16. What will people remember me for?
Right ROund-Flo Rida

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Eyes On Fire-Twilight Soundtrack

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Radar-Britney Spears

19. What will thus year be all about?
15 Minutes Of Shame-Kristy Lee Cook

20. If you ever reach the top of Mount Everest, you would sream:
Mannequin-Britney Spears

21. The next time you get u in front of a group of people, you would say:
I'm Still Breathing-Katy Perry

22. Your message to the world:
Over It-Ashley Tisdale

23. Your deepest secret:
Extraordinary-Liz Phair

24. Your innermost desire:
Paparazzi-Lady Gaga

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Decode-Paramore (Twilight Soundtrack)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Speakerphone-Kylie Minogue

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
You Found Me-The Fray

29. The day you will fall in love will be the day:
Lace and Leather-Britney Spears

30. You describe your best friend as:
Sober-P!nk

31. Your friends desribe you as:
Headstrong-Ashley Tisdale

32. In an elevator, you are most likely to:
Cry-Kelly Clarkson

33. Your philosophy in life is:
Man! I Feel Like A Woman-Shania Twain

34. Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Let Go-Vanessa Hudgens

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Daisy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Daizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Katelynn Hazen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Crimson Mocha

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Anaonme (its ok)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Isabelle

9. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):

Danda

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Soxs (she's a cute siammese kitten I got for my birthday)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST TH
IS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

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If you have ever tripped over air and expected Edward to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile


If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you run crazily down the street screaming "EDWARD!!" every time you see a Volvo, copy/paste this to your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

Jasper’s too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts. That’s why he’s always in pain. :D

I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but evertime I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yea!!

Now, when that perfect boy comes along and ignores me, I know he’s just being polite and resisting my blood.

Jacob has Buffy The Vamp Slayer on Speed dial!

Someone told me today...
"Twilight is taking over your life."
My reply...
"And your point is...?"

10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black

1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.

2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.

3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?

4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.

5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!

6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.

7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.

8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming.

9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.

10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said.

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

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Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14773 - Favs: 11,240 - Follows: 8,013 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Eyed Lover by AlexisS reviews
Alice Brandon is considered a freak in her hometown of Forks, Washington. What happens when her abusive mother makes her see a therapist for her "visions?" That therapist just so happens to be Jasper Hale, a vampire who thirsts for her blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 89th Hunger Games by flooridiot12 reviews
President Snow fell for Katniss's act. No rebellion, no freedom but there still is The Hunger Games. However, the rule that 2 tributes can live still remains. CLOSED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,025 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Comming Home by X. The Marauders .X reviews
ten months apart after Jasper is taken away from Alice by his father, Jasper is finall comming home to her. but what surprises will they hav to deal with now? skool? home? family? old and new friends? sequal to Near Midnight, please read and reveiw me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Because I Love Her by angelfishlex reviews
A one-shot explaining Ian's love and devotion to his beloved Wanda. This might contain spoilers if you have NOT read 'The Host'. This is my first 'Host' story, so please be gentle, or I'll tell Ian, lol!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
IanWanda Oneshot by Elizem18 reviews
Ian and Wanda fluff; no plot, just a cute idea that popped in my head!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5789 - Favs: 6,934 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joining the Pack by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
How did the boy from District 4 die on the first day? How did Peeta get into the Career pack at the last minute? Well, this is how. Peeta's POV. Oneshot. Enjoy : T for safety.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Peeta M., Other tributes - Complete
Love In Peculiar Places by Besotted Brunettes reviews
Who would have thought that love would find me...while wearing penny loafers? Bella Swan is the shy, new girl at PLB who stumbles across something, or someone, who would change everything forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,699 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6460 - Favs: 9,240 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4867 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Already Home by samx5453 reviews
Bella runs away from Edward the day before their wedding will she ever find her way back to him. One shot rated M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapt by the Echo by darkXdawn reviews
Edward has an abusive father. He comes to Bella for help. What will he propose and will she accept? One-Shot. Attempted Lemon. First Try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Red and the Big Bad Wolf by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Collaboration. Bella meets a mysterious man in the forest. Will she ever see him again? BxE LEMON. Rated M for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Near Midnight by X. The Marauders .X reviews
Jasper and Alice hav known each other since they were little, but havnt seen each other since they were seven. now Jasper shows up at Alices window at near midnight asking for help. wat happens? rated m for a little swearing/lemon READ AND REVIEW PEOPLES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,974 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jonas High by TwilightFanpire4ev reviews
3 amazingly beautiful sisters move to California where they attend Jonas High. They have everything they could have asked for, but what happens when they meet the Cullen Brothers? Also known as Jonas High's biggest players.Drama,romance,and lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Godsisters Cousin by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella Swans parents die in a car accident and she has to leave with her godparents and her godsister Alice. Bella hates players for 2 reasons 1 is she had her heart broken to one.2 that same player killed her parents.Edward Player.Not good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Your Typical by Dazzlepire reviews
Based some what on the movie/show 10 Things I Hate About You! The Swan sisters consist of outspoken Bella and fashionable Alice. Bad Boy Edward has been paid to woo Bella. Will love insue or will everything backfire? please read, it's my first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Video Girl by emilylostboystwilight reviews
One-shot based on the Jonas Brothers song "Video Girl." Edward is dating Tanya, but it isn't working out. See what happens when he takes her home to Forks. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ravaged by GETRIDOFMYFREAKINGACCOUNTALREA reviews
Rosalie's thoughts when she is saving Emmett from the bear. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by notnowgarrison reviews
Edward Masen was not expecting to have a woman collapse onto him on the Metro. It was natural to get defensive - but Bella Swan, columnist, is quite defensive, too. Dedicated to all people who live in Washington, DC, or ride the Metro all over the place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,757 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by Twister Tease reviews
Bella is kidnapped, but does she really want out of his clutches? 2 Chapters only. AH, slightly OOC Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Pigs Fly by kat.9981 reviews
Emmett take the phrase 'when pigs fly' literally. Emmett ask Edward if he could drive his Volvo. Edward said he can drive it when pigs fly. Emmett is determine to drive Edward's car. Can Emmett prove to Edward that pigs can fly? Or will he fail? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fugitive for Love by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
When Bella's marriage to a prison warden becomes a nightmare, she finds solace in an unlikely person with whom she can truly be herself: one of his prisoners. ALL HUMAN AND AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,301 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rides the Beast by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian embrace the final act of love that will bring them together--sex. The morning after, her many names make Ian and Mel laugh and Wanda blush when she learns what they're thinking. Oneshot Lemon WandaxIan
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
17 Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Do by VampGrlz271 reviews
There are some things that even Emmett can't do, and Emmett can do almost everything. :D Here is the list of things he most definitely can't do. Review, please! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rather Be With You by merry seventeen reviews
Bella's a student-teacher lusting after the man she's supposed to be learning from... Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Ooh LaLa Smut...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Special Delivery! by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
17 Things That Bella Swan Would Never Do by VampGrlz271 reviews
Bella married a vampire, gave birth to a vampire hybrid, is best friends with a werewolf...what wouldn't she do? Well, here's a list. 17 things Bella Swan or Cullen :D Would never do. No flames, please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
17 Reasons To Hate Jacob Black by VampGrlz271 reviews
We. Hate. The. Oversized. Space. Heater. Enough to make a fanfic like this one! Do you hate Jacob? Does he piss you off in every way imaginable? Is his over-sized space heater persistent-ness annoying? Then this is the fic for you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
17 Reasons To Kill Mike Newton by VampGrlz271 reviews
Do you hate Mike Newton? Can you not stand Mike Newton? Do you want to just kill Mike Newton in his sleep? If you ca answer "Yes, Yes I do." to all of these questions, then this is the story for you, my friend! 17 reasons to kill Mike Newton!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
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Forgive and Forget? Never! reviews
Bella is a broken hybrid who moves to forks. Because of her horrid past, she resents every vampire except her family. What happens when she meets the Cullens and a ceritan bronze-haired vampire? Will sparks fly, or will Edward be pushed away by her fears?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once A Valentine, Always A Valentine reviews
After NM:Bella chose Jacob instead of Edward.On Val-Day, while meeting for breakfast, Bella discovers Jacob's imprinting, leaving her heartbroken.What happens when a certain pixie sees this and forms a diobolical plan to reunite Bella and Edward? one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hearts On Sleeves reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Forks Washington, and each girl is forced to endure 'Hearts On Sleeves'. While trying to avoid becoming anyone's valentine at all costs, Bella finds out there's more to Edward Cullen than meets the eye. Valentine's Day one-shot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Of An Angel reviews
Edward and Bella are 21. They dated in the past. Bella is married to Jacob and Edward is angaged to Tanya. What happens when Bella calls Edward and confesses she never really moved on? What if Edward didn't either? One-shot inspired by Lips Of An Angel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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