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FORMERLY ilovesouthpark

Name: Allison (Call me Allie.)

Age: I'm 10. Now fuck off. >:(

Sex: Hell yeah! Oh, wait...Female.

State: California

Town: Nipomo... It's a fucking small town... actually, It's more of a village...

Lefty or righty?: Righty

Edward or Jacob: Jacob all the way

Sexual Orientation: I'm 10, I have no idea which way I swing.

Q: Are you really Ten?
A: Yes. I thought I told you to fuck off.

Q: Why do you curse so much?
A: Because I fucking enjoy it.

Q: Why are you acting so bitchy?
A: I'm not acting bitchy, you just need to stop pissing me off.

Q: What question should I ask you now?
A: Just shut up.

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate
Cake or Ice Cream: Cake
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Love or Money: Love
Music or TV: Music
Cat or Dog: Dog
Mom or Dad: Mom
Truck or Car: Car
Ocean or Lake: Lake
Yahoo or Hotmail: Yahoo
Google or AJ: Google
Light or Dark: Dark
Country or City: Country
Rain or Sunshine: Rain

First thing you notice About Opposite Sex: Hair
Personality or Looks: Looks (I know it sounds vain, but looks DO matter to me)

Thanks for visiting my profile.

Now go away.

~Allie

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Remembering Stan by Ben Barrett reviews
After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan does everything in his power to help Kyle remember. SxK. Slash. No longer a collab project.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
My Brother's Keeper by Sifl-senpai reviews
REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
porn wars by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
What I feel when you call me that by Mrs. Kyle Broflovski reviews
Okee. no good at summaries XP. Cartman pushes Kyle to the limit. Kyle is fed up with him, school and family. So kyle just might do something he wont be able to live to regret. Plz review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Death Dealers by 13Blade13 reviews
A new kid moves into town and is about to change everything. You'll find the reason for the title later on. Oc's welcomed. This is my first South Park fanfic so it might suck.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
Babe, it's called reality! by 3words reviews
When 15 year old Amber Lark is forced to move to South Park from Miami, she thought that her life is ruined, but once she arrives she finds out that her life has just begun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Killer Klowns and Skittles by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
When you move to South Park, and your hair looks like a rainbow threw up on it, life can't be good... right? Meet Rhiannon Edwards, Skittles-in-progress. OC Submission closed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Careful What You Wish For II by Hamster Fan reviews
Apparently Stan did not learn his lesson before. When he feels depressed he wishes that he was never born. How will this effect everyone else? Still only friendship. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fallen Apart by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
After Cartman moved away, everything seemed to just fall apart.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
The Closet by moonlitelm reviews
Stan and Kyle, doing things in a closet...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fireflies by whitemokona234 reviews
songfic for style! don't like don't read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Singing and Dancing by Kyle by whitemokona234 reviews
Stan is peeping in on Kyle's alone time! What will happen next? Style fanfic don't like don't read asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
One Morning by whitemokona234 reviews
Style fanfic. don't like don't read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Define Weird by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
Vivi always thought her life was normal, insane friends and psychotic teachers, but she's about to find out how wrong she actually is, cause after all, when was South Park ever normal? OC story...Rating may change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Fight Fear With Fire by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
South Park is screwy. Stan's a vampire, Cartman's a wizard, Kyle's confused, and Kenny's in a coma. Not to mention the war that's about to break out. Rated for language and crude humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,592 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
OC Story High School by RandomGhostie reviews
Alot of Drama can happen in one town, especially when someone new moves there... OC Story. New Description.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Stewie and the fat woman by lozza1989 reviews
During a trip to the mall, Stewie is kidnapped by a crazy fat woman who cannot have children and tries to escape, but will he be able to? No Flames,this is my first Family guy Fic. Completed.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
South Park's New Girl by MishaChanX reviews
A new girl moves to South Park before their freshman year! She is Kyle's new next door neighbor, and Kenny takes his hood off around her! Will she find love? Will her heart be broken? Will this annoying preview voice shut up? Rated T for naughty language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009
The Day Stan Slipped Away A South Park Fanfic by KenniLovesSouthPark reviews
Story: When Kenny died for real, Stan fell into a state of deep depression. It got so bad that Stan committed suicide. The doctors tried to save him, but they failed. Now Kyle is haunted by Stan's memory. All he wants to do is see his best friend again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
South Park Stories by PikaCartSonia reviews
About a young girl who's the new kid on the block, finds new friends, drama and love
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Robosexual by Da-awesum-squeeful-girl reviews
Butters loooooooves Awesom-O, or as we know, Cartman! CartmanXButters Slash which takes place during the episode 'Awesom-O'.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Hamster Fan reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
iCloset by Kyleigh17 reviews
Carly is sick of Sam and Freddie's constant fighting and locks them in a closet for 3 hours. When 3 hours is up Carly opens the door for a very unexpected surprise. Challenged by Smartbabie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Still Not Funny by You're On Acid reviews
Sort of a sequel to "Child Abduction is Not Funny." Read it if you want. I was just bored one night, and decided to write this. Reviews are nice!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Nobody is Perfect by SingLikeYouMeanIt reviews
The night the best of both worlds tour finishes Nick and Miley take a big step in their relationship.Miley ends up pregnant and runs, no one knows she is expecting until its too late.Read the full summary inside and then decide whether or not to read,R&R
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,037 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Rich Witch an Oc story by iseealivepeople reviews
Luci moves to South Park and finds a certain boy who she immediately falls in love with
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Welcome to South Park by x.kitt-katt.x reviews
A twelve year old girl named Fallyn moves to South Park, and becomes fast friends with an interesting group of friends. Set with Ike's age group.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
Wendy's Secret by iseealivepeople reviews
Wendy finds out that she is pregnant and she is confused on what to do, she also has a secret that may ruin her relationship with Stan forever. Warning: Contains swearing and probably some offensive terms for some people.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Adopted Origins of Hell by Sybil Corvax reviews
The misadventures of Lili Rodriguez as she moves from New Mexico to South Park. Yes, her family's screwed up. She's screwed up. Wait, why's Kenny on fire? And why does Cartman beleive she's God? Dude, South Park just got more messed up than before. Oc-cen
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Homework by whelmedwithaster reviews
Wendy has homework and she knows exactly how she's going to write it. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Facing The Past by Ben Barrett reviews
Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
I Never Really Thought by Gabberz720 reviews
My second FanFic. Nothing Else Matters sucked big time, so I hope this is better!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Date Rape by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Based on Date Rape by Sublime. Stan has a story to tell, though he's a little fuzzy on the details.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sleepover Experience by Chelstiel Winchester reviews
Stan has to stay with Kenny for a while. When Stan notices something odd on Kenny's body, he explores it and it leads to something more than curiosity. Rated M to be safe... It's Finished Now
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Just Another Crappy Writer reviews
Cartman is good at many things. One of those things is eavesdropping. SUCKY SUMMARY, please don't be discouraged by it. Rated T, so no parents will get mad at me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Presents: Grease by SugarRocket reviews
South Park Middle School puts on a show! Comes with: drama, humor, and romance. Batteries not included. Story is alot better than this summary makes it out to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bebe S.
DryErase Boards by MonstrousMe reviews
The blond leaned in close to his friend's face, whispering silkily, "Kyle...Have I ever told you I want you for your hot, supple..." Read to find out: Who says this, and why. :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Stan's Horrible Gift by Hamster Fan reviews
After an accident Stan realizes that he is suddenly able to predict bad things happening to people in the near future. What happens when he suddenly predicts the tragic death of his best friend? No slash just strong friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Style Is Love! Drabbles and Oneshots by The-Icon-Girl reviews
Collection of randomly written oneshots and drabbles about everyone's fave pairing, the Style! All of these will be Stan/Kyle in some way. The rating will range from K to T and maybe even M! Read and Enjoii! And, don't forget to review!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Creeping Gayness by Mortal Anonymous reviews
SLASH. A thoughtless comment by Cartman, really. Next thing you know a bough of mysterious headaches is striking South Park, and it seems that anyone who gets one turns gay. What could possibly be causing this? That's what Kyle is determined to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm Scared by Sweet Possum reviews
Kyle keeps seeing some scary and horrible images that can't be stopped. what's going on?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
A Blatant Ripoff by Ben Barrett reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
Addison by MyOwnMiserableBuisness reviews
When A New student comes to south park, Kenny McCormick and her automatically hit it off. But withall of the jealousy, conufusion , rumors, and fights of Middle School, will ANYTHING work out right? I suck at summaries.. KennyxOC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Kenny M.
The Beasts of South Park by ahilty reviews
They're big. They're hairy, and they really don't like silver that much. And now Kyle is one of them...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kyle B.
Vampires by Pururu reviews
My first South Park story. A halloween night gone wrong. Kyle gets zapped by a wierd light from the sky and becomes a real vampire. Only Stan and his new friend can save the rest of south park from certain doom. FINISHED! Read my newer stories. This sucks
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Curves and All by Radar-rox reviews
Fed up with the other kids calling him Fatass all the time, Cartman decides to get a sex change to become a hot curvy woman. What will happen? Wait and see! EDIT: Not updated in ages, and am unlikely to. You're welcome to read, but you won't get any more!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Eric Cartman
The Headstone by Ben Barrett reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sapphires and Morning Glory by Phoenix II reviews
A new dailyupdate fic from Phoenix II. A monthlong series of oneshots about Stan and Kyle, prompted by the Word of the Day of MerriamWebster.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Regret It All by eBayaNgel2000 reviews
Kyle wishes for Cartman to die and Cartman kills himself. Everyone grieves except Kyle. Will he have a change of heart? Will Cartman haunt Kyle for the rest of his life and make him pay? Rated T for a suicide scene, thematic elements and coarse language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
A South Park Love Triangle by eBayaNgel2000 reviews
A new girl comes to South Park and Stan and Cartman fall in love with her. Then she's secretly dating both. Will they find out that she's twotiming both of them? Rated T for mild language, possible P.D.A, thematic elements and possible crudesexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M.
How Cartman Stole Christmas by juliassundial reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Children's Book by Bitch Slap Love reviews
The boys write a Children's book. Crack
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
SP Poems wtf? by TheDamnedIdiot reviews
I know... peoms are the last thing that belong in South Park but I got bored, okay? Some het, a lot of slash, all my fave pairings thanks to Seaouryou.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Bebe S., Kenny M.
Little White Lie by andy29 reviews
Eric hates school so he comes up with a little white lie. Eric Cartman's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007
Thoughts on Regret, Death, and Kyle by ushankalove reviews
Stan contemplates what would drive him to murder his best friend...perhaps it's not his fault. Stan's POV...not a slash!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006
South Park 2: It's all over now Trailer by halfhuman123 reviews
The whole darn thing! Kenny's on a quest, each boy has a secret, and you won't believe the ending! Twist, turns, and Cheesy Poofs around each corner! Rated T for language. FINISHED! R&R! P&TY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kenny M., Satan - Complete
I Need a Date by weartheseshorts reviews
Bebe is tired of the same type of guys, so she decides to have a competition for the men to win her hearts! Only the best can last, but sometimes the best is the unexpected, dirt poor, perverted of the group... And that's supposed to be bad, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Bebe S., Kenny M.
Less Than Three by LenaxROCK reviews
WENDY CARTMAN FIC ::: Wendy is ready to tell Cartman how she feels about him. Her confession doesn't go as planned, however, thanks to Cartman's lack of Internet lingo knowledge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I miss you too Jew by Linalee Marie reviews
It's been a trying day as the boys try to move on over Cartman's death however one of them holds a secret and a horrible pain they wish to get rid of. Strong Friendship Character Death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kenny's New Girlfriend by elfox15 reviews
This is my first SP story. Kenny gets a new girlfriend but there's something strange about her. Can the 4 boys find out what it is? Will Cartman get sent back to 1st grade? Read to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle has AIDS by creamygoodness reviews
kyle is in the hospital for pnuemonia, but a blood test shows something even more serious. strong friendship, but not much else, r&r pleez.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Freeze Frame reviews
My name's Dawn Jewel Grade. But I prefer DJ. And one day, my parents decided to get up and move from Oregon to Colorado. I was pretty happy about that. ::Another OC story. OC's accepted.::
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010
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