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Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda.

23 facts that you may or may not want to know about me.

1. I am a girl.

2. My name, buddy w, was partly taken from my dog. There he is, the picture on the left.

3. I am a procrastinator in almost every aspect of life. Once you get me eager enough, however, it’ll take a hell of a lot to stop me.

4. My family is Indian. Therefore I have been brought up eating food that burns a normal person’s mouth and watching (occasionally crappy) Bollywood movies.

5. I enjoy many different types of movies. I do especially enjoy action movies, or anything a little bit dark, but I guess I don’t mind romance stuff all that much either. I mean seriously, have you seen the theme of the majority of Indian movies?

6. I am a tad melodramatic at times.

7. You could perhaps label me as out of my mind, especially if you see me providing my own sound effects when I think I need them or talking to my fish as he swims round in his bowl. But I've never liked labels much.

8. I like music, almost any type of music. As long as it’s not the techno crap that everyone seems to be listening to lately.

9. My mind seldom dwells in the real world, or in a place where a sane person would approve.

10. I sometimes like to stay up late on Saturday nights watching James Bond or subtitled Chinese action movies with my dad.

11. My school is hellish, therefore resulting in my lack or regular updates. My soundest apologies.

12. My sense of humour is wide, though change the subject too fast, and my mind will effectively implode.

13. I can be very moody at two o’clock in the morning, especially if it’s a Monday.

14. Riddles confuse the hell out of me, so I’d appreciate if you just spoke in straight lines.

15. I have a slightly-more-than-just-slight caffeine addiction. It’s not my fault, I swear.

16. I hold no belief in horoscopes, or anything of the sort. I believe that life is what you make of it.

17. Some of my favourite writers at the present moment are fantasy authors Robin Hobb and Trudi Canavan.

18. Technology and I... are not the most bosom of friends. I am still figuring out Microsoft, to tell you the truth. Adobe is still a little out of my reach.

19. I have a strange obsession with famous quotations. Some of them can make certain situations seem terribly... humorous.

20. My mind does not work in any particular order. I just scribble thoughts down as they come to me.

21. I am fluent in English only, though I can understand Hindi when spoken, as well as speak it, and can read and speak French decent enough to get by. I also know tiny little bits of Latin, Indonesian, and Japanese and Chinese, courtesy of the many Asian friends I have.

22. My favourite number is two. Hence the... fact that this is number twenty two.

23. One day, I will travel the world, quite seriously. One day.

If you’re curious about anything, want a good Bollywood movie recommendation, or just want to talk to someone a little less sane than yourself, send me a message, and I'll reply, no worries.

A few of my favourite quotes-

- “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” – Dorothy Parker.

- Laugh at yourself, before anyone else can. –Elsa Maxwell

- Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. - Unknown

- I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. - Edgar Allan Poe

- If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beaty

- The best things in life can't be seen, that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream. - Unknown

- Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

- If you are going through hell, keep going. – Sir Winston Churchill

- "Distraction from distraction by distraction." - T.S. Eliot

- A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

- A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. - Edgar Watson Howe

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The Days in February by Cappucinno reviews
AU. Modern. Zelink. As Zelda Harkinian stalked off down the sidewalk with murderous intentions, she had no idea that her life had just been forever changed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,248 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Link, Zelda
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Running To You by Lady.Zayriah reviews
Zelda is the daughter of a royal family who still believes in arranged marriages. What the family does not know is how abusive this husband-to-be really is. Zelda runs away only to run into Link, and quickly falls in love. Will she find her happiness?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,003 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 416,296 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
Mainly Zelink by Religion0 reviews
Legend of Zelda one-shots. They mainly have focus on Zelink through all times, but can be about anything else. /Early chapters undergoing revision/
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 25,299 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 7/19/2008 - [Link, Zelda] [Tael, Navi] - Complete
Fortitude by Ingie reviews
Nearly fifteen years after Ocarina of Time, Link and Zelda struggle to preserve political peace after their controversial marriage. But when disaster strikes, Zelda finds herself facing far more than political turmoil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 287,049 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Divided by Zero by Daricio reviews
What happens when you kill a Vaizard? Ichigo's inner hollow is only too happy to find out... Now with Ichigo out of the way, the newly purified Shirosaki is free to live his own life however he wants to... Not a crack fic. R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,286 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Complete Novice Spoof by Laura Scofield reviews
Parody of The Novice, including all main characters. Better than the real book, or your money back. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Feel Good Hit of the Summer by BatNeko reviews
Summer vacation takes a turn for the crazy, as Link and his friends run into old friends, old enemies, and learn that life is not like a beach movie. Sequel to "The Weekly Hyrule News."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Link
Into Our Horizon by Florencia7 reviews
A Sparrabeth series of drabbles & short one-shots focusing on Jack & Elizabeth as parents. Post-HWMB? Jack/Elizabeth and Blaxton with occasional guest appearances of Teague, Pintel, Ragetti, and others.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] OC - Complete
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Somewhere in Between by Cappucinno reviews
AU. Darkness has fallen upon the land of Hyrule. Famine runs rampant and rebellion threatens to destroy what little semblance of order Hyrule has left. In the chaos, there exist only two people who are capable of bringing hope back to the dying land. But fate can be a fickle mistress that leads even the best of hearts astray. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Link, Zelda
Twilight Ever After by SYChunsa reviews
With the Twilight's leave, Zelda's coronation became the center of attention. However inner court turmoil endangers the already fragile Hyrule. Zelda must enlist Link's help once more along with more allies to preserve her own life and the crown. LxZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,114 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Novice Parody by Laura Scofield reviews
My parody of Dannyl and Tayend's adventures in The Novice! FINAL CHAPTER POSTED.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Lord Dannyl, Tayend of Tremmelin - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what those suspicious sticky notes say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
The Flaming of Twila, Da Gurl Who Was In Love by Liza MMX reviews
I am flaming Twila, Da Gurl Who Was In Love W/ A Vampyre The full title wouldn't fit .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 11,584 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ambassador's Mission Impossible by RonanTadhg reviews
Yeah I'm doing a spoof... please don't hate me! It's full to the brim with TAM spoilers and randomness! Rated just in case
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
Link Gets a Pet Dodongo by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Or, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Link, Navi
Strangeways, Here We Come by ishandtwofourths reviews
Vignettes on the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Chapter forty: what to expect when you're expecting... After 5 years and 40 chapters, these drabbles are now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A Love Letter for Zelda by Lady-Valiant reviews
Hilarity ensues as Link and Zelda read the most horrendous love letter ever written, and Zelda dares Link to write one of his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Link's Rants by Lady-Valiant reviews
Oh no! Zelda has been captured by Ganondorf! After breaking the fourth wall, Link goes to save her while ranting about his various nuisances as part of the LoZ franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Link
Lanterns by RonanTadhg reviews
This is probably only funny to me. Or not even me. In fact its probably just dreadful. I blame Laura for persuading me :P Oh and its Dan/Tay
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010
Remedy for a Bad Hair Day by Artemst reviews
Renji is having a Bad Hair Day yet again, Hitsugaya tries to help? One-shot of pure humour
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Renji A. - Complete
Things no Zelda Character would ever do by Link Fangirl01 reviews
I got bored and decided to put Zelda characters in stupid situations. Yes I'm lazy, yes I know it. But you know what? I AM DONE. Chapter six has been uploaded and this fic is COMPLETED. Woohoo! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lethe by Chavvah reviews
Voted Community's Choice at ZeldaLegends. Ganondorf's hand is forced: he must protect Link. But a sinister force is at work and Ganon cannot drive it away for long... CH. 10 UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,084 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Ganondorf, Link
Cookies and Beer by Le Queen of Morons reviews
Isshin gets tipsy. Ichigo gets annoyed. Quality family time - Kurosaki style!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
Squad 11 Survival Guide by ShySlasher reviews
I, Yumichika Ayasegawa, will now tell you hwo you can survive our wonderful- if very violent squad. Rated T for the voilence of the 11th squad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Black Fingernails by I am Lu reviews
There are some perks to being the captain's favorite. Tetra x Link. T for some language and minor sexual references.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Merciful Nayru, Not Another Self Insert! by Davin Sunrider reviews
Davin Sunrider, fanfic writer, finds himself unexpectedly pulled into the land of Hyrule, which is under dominion by the Dark Lord Ganondorf. Now Davin must summon all his powers of sarcasm and comedy to survive his tenure as... the Dark Side Comedian.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Metal Chocobo reviews
'It's not my fault I've never had a swimming lesson,' Link thought bitterly as he scratched his arms. 'I've never lived in an area that actually had enough water to swim in it.' Unfortunately, swimming is a national graduation requirement. AU, Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Shattered Lives by Wavebreeze reviews
Forced to live with Ganondorf, Zelda is sent to find the wielder of the triforce in order to become free. But it’s hard to do that when you fall in love with the one you must kill. Modern day Hyrule - Zelink, full summary inside
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,391 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Boredom by Millie M. Banshee reviews
A oneshot centered around Hichigo & Zangetsu when Ichigo isn't around. What do they do in their spare time you may ask? Especially when they get bored. This is a really funny stupid story you might find interesting. Just don't take it word for word. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
A Cold Night by Steel Komodo reviews
It's not easy getting to sleep on a cold night, especially when you're sharing a room with the captain. Post WW, Slight OOC, rated T for mild swearing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Link, Tetra - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by officiallyemmett reviews
Your top 10 ways to annoy your favorite Twilight characters. Humans...vampires...werewolves...or even two of them combined ;
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
Legend Of Zelda, War of the Wolves by Farel Wolve reviews
Zelda, a powerful Hylian nobles daughter gets caught up in the war between the kingdom of Hyrule and a shadowy clan of wolves. The Hylian emporer Tiberious, claims the wolven clan to be monsters that kill for sport.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Zelda, Link
Strike by Alowl reviews
Utter, total, and unrepentant crack. It turns out that Zangetsu isn't the only one in Ichigo's inner world who wants to see a tree... Based on a recent omake from Zanpaktou Revolution.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Keep it Safe by Mach2K reviews
Through a series of fibs and tall tales, Link wriggles his way into the court as Princess Zelda's personal bodyguard. But he doesn't really understand what all of it entails, and how strict the rules of the position can be. AFTER OOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,018 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Hyrule High School by HimmelsDraculina reviews
Zelda is a city slicking girl moving into a redneck town. With peanuts, bullets, horses, and cute ranchers...right now she just wants to survive high school. Rated T for the hell of it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,531 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Zelda, Link
Legend by Falls-44 reviews
Hyrule suffers under the depraved rule of the usurper-king Ganondorf; the Royal Family has been hunted nearly to its last. The people pray for a savior, but when the Goddesses refuse to answer, a hero must rise to restore the true monarchy... FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,117 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
100 chances by sonkram reviews
100 chances to win the girl of your dreams, who knew it could be a nightmare. One simple bet turned the world upside down. Link X Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,191 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Link, Zelda
In A Family Portrait by sawyerzelda reviews
Uptight, hard-nosed lawyer Zelda Cleverly was not looking for love when she hired the hottie next door to be her kid's nanny. AU, obviously, and LZ eventually.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,944 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Zelda, Link
Goldfish by ChaosGarden reviews
Poor Toshiro, all he wants is some goldfish... is that too much to ask?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Hero of Lightning by Davin Sunrider reviews
After saving Princess Zelda and her younger brother from an assassination attempt, a young man named Link becomes the Hero. Now, he must master a weapon of incredible power to defeat the terrible sorcerer who hunts them. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
To Be Perfectly Honest by Mach2K reviews
A quick one-shot to kill boredom, Link and Zelda meet for a picnic to share the nice day and a personal discussion.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Faithless Path to Roam by Lady Norbert reviews
In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Castle Town Hijinks by Nightspade reviews
Because running around town as a wolf seemed like a good idea at the time. Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Keeping Balance by Steel Komodo reviews
AU Oneshot, LinkXRuto. What would happen if Link hadn't fallen off the log like an idiot? Let's find out! Rated T for making out scenes. I OWN NOTHING HERE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Link, Ruto - Complete
The Gospel According to Thomas by AmicableAlien reviews
Ever wonder what it was like to follow Jesus around? To see his miracles? To get to know the REAL Saviour? In this shocking exposé, Thomas, the forgotten apostle, spills the beans on Jesus Christ - as you've NEVER seen him before!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
PS How Do You Kill a Ghost? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Third part in the P.S. series. Aizen tries to find a way to get rid of his ghost problem.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/12/2009 - I. Kira, S. Aizen
PS Should We Kidnap That Girl? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen and his Espadas get a little bored and decide to kidnap Orihime, but manage to kidnap some other girl too. Sequel to P.S. Do Goldfish Become Hollows? Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Yes, Those Are My Real Ears by Seldavia reviews
A thirtysomething geek transports the Three to an anime/game convention. Our heroes and villain must navigate their way through cosplayers and strange fanart to find their way home. Rated for some off-color humor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008
Every Shard of My Heart Belongs to You by Berlin's Brown Eyes reviews
"Let the bones of history remain buried, Zelda, buried in ambiguity where they can do no harm." Full summary inside. LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Free Me by Zapenbits reviews
— AU, IchiRuki — Ichigo and Rukia are innocent, convicted criminals who are in jail for life. As the girls side of prison is being rebuilt, these two unlikely "murderers" will have to learn to cope with each other ... if they don't kill each other first.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,608 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Word of Gawd by Gawd reviews
Experience God's joy as he creates the world and all that is in it, including crabs, blowup dolls, beer, and Florida.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
All About Chemistry by Metal Chocobo reviews
Wanting to survive Gen Chem 103, Zelda finds herself working with an unusual lab partner. Here's hoping they don't blow up the chemistry building. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Brayden and Natalia: A ReturnReconciliation Story by Rose Zemlya reviews
A short story about how Brayden and Natalia met. Set between Return and Reconciliations my two other Zelda fics .
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Mary, Honey by Jayne Foyer reviews
-"Well EX-CUSE ME for being the Chosen One!"
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
The Problem With Ice Cream by High Huntress Elinaria reviews
"So you destroyed our sofa, the priceless vase-thing from my deceased parents and left the empty boxes of our entire ice cream stock on the floor to look for a mobile phone? You're lying, Zel." Modern AU ZeLink one-shot, Zelda PoV. Fluff alert.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - [Zelda, Link] - Complete
Old Legends Die Hard by Falls-44 reviews
Zelda Harkinian is barely surviving life as a freshman at Hyrule University. It doesn't help when an ancient evil goes on the rampage and a certain blond hero drops in to take her on the adventure of a lifetime. ZeLink, M for blood/gore, FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,317 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Discomfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, he wasn't fooling anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Comfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Castaway's Life For Me by Florencia7 reviews
Sparrabeth. Post-HWMB? Jack and Elizabeth revisit the rum-runners' island with their five-year-old son...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2008 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] OC - Complete
The Bright Side of Darkness by Morna reviews
My name is Zelda, I am also known as the Princess of Destiny. I knew one thing for sure in life and that was that Ganondorf Dragmire was my sworn enemy, at least I thought so until he captured me and blurred the lines of good and evil for me forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,913 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Novices by j-mercuryuk reviews
A seris of one shot stories about Akkarin and Lorlen as novices. Part 5: Akkarin does something that could ruin thier friendship.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Administrator Lorlen, High Lord Akkarin - Complete
For the Sake of Sake by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Sake is banned in the Seireitei and Shunsui, Kenpachi, and company go to drastic lengths to consume alcohol and romantic interludes occur. KiraxSoifon, a little ShunsuixNanao,MomoxRenji, MatsumotoxSaskibe and ShuuheixIsane. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - I. Kira, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Wordplay by oldschoolzeldafan reviews
One innocent question after another leads to one naughty answer after another. Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Laundry List by Katie Ann reviews
Whoever said that college was all work and no play, thought Zelda to herself, obviously has never done laundry with Link Forester.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,928 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
User's Guide: Zaraki Kenpachi by RhianRippler reviews
Thank you for purchasing out Zaraki Kenpachi model. This is the Frequently Asked Questions section of the User's Guide. Warning: Contains goldfish death
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
When You're Gone by Zapenbits reviews
AU—All Rukia wants to do in life is publish her book, BLEACH. She doesn't want love, or companionship, or even friends in her way. But what happens when her book comes alive? And with a certain orange haired man comes crashing into her living room? I&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,182 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine by Babykoalaprincess reviews
There is always something strange about Zelda Harkinian. It’s not the fact that she’s the most popular girl in Hyrule High and she’s extremely beautiful, but it’s more than that. I’m her tutor, I would know. Zelink Valentine's Day longshot AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Idiots from the Fifth Dimension by Seldavia reviews
Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Fundraising for Rockets by Metal Chocobo reviews
After the Ordon Gamer's Union decides to shoot off model rockets for their end of the year celebration, they get stuck… washing pets for funds? AU, ZeLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
PS I Think She Likes You by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A side story to my PS series in which Aizen cooks, Halibel has tea, and Tousen has a girlfriend.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Tousen K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Ukes of the World, Unite! by Greenzaku reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
The Project by Silverpistola reviews
For reasons unknown to her, Link has always shown a strong dislike towards Zelda, so neither of them are impressed when they are partnered up for a ten day parenting project. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
What Kind of Hero Are You, Anyway? by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. Link is mercilessly mocked by a rather rude peasant in Hyrule Field after he gets lost. Zelda adaptation of a scene from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', not specific to any one game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Link - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Lime Fish by Zeldalotr reviews
School had always been odd, but with a silent new red-eyed boy and fishy equations, it's probably going to get a lot weirder for Link. AU, Modern, LinkSheik
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Link, Sheik
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The True Face of Evil by Kita1 reviews
When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
Curse of the Lousy Gamer by Seldavia reviews
Link is taking longer than usual to save the day, so Ganondorf and Zelda search for ways to kill time. A series of short, silly sketches.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Zebras Out For Tea by sawyerzelda reviews
Zelda, a waitress at a retro diner who's life is quite ho-hum, is in for a huge change when a guy named Link becomes a regular customer (and admirer) this fic will teach u many old movie facts! HA HA HA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,467 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 9/9/2004
Resuscitative Measures by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Worse Things in the World by CrazygurlMadness reviews
Just because I'm Link's dorm neighbour doesn't mean I'm best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Thunderstruck! by VioletIris reviews
When Rukia’s injured during a Hollow fight, Ichigo is forced to carry her back and the effects of puberty makes itself known. Enter rain, wet bandages, and naughty thoughts. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
50 Things you might wanna know by abstractwhisk reviews
This is a 1sentence, off of LiveJournal I wrote, 50 sentences, off of 50 themes, all about TonyAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
You Grin Like A Sin by Sareele reviews
You know. I thought having Link in my group project would be a good idea. That’s before I realized he would flirt with the other girls in the group, instead of me. All while flashing that stupid grin of his that I fell in love with. Zelink. Oneshot. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Under One Roof by TheGoddessKnight reviews
AU. OC. Four rich kids. The Playboy, The Glamour Girl, The Game Master, and The Romantic. One Suburban house. Problems? You bet there will be. Find out what happens when a little experiment created by parents goes horribly wrong and surprisingly well.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,862 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Link, Zelda
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Akkarin PoV by j-mercuryuk reviews
Three chapters based on 3 scenes from the point of View of our favourite High Lord.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - [High Lord Akkarin, Sonea] - Complete
Obvious by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Renji winked. This, she thought resignedly, could only end in tears. [rated because Rangiku is a dirty, dirty woman, and this really is going to be easy]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Fork In An Eye by The Round Robin Ducklings reviews
The pain of unrequited love is sometimes equal to that of a stabbing eating utensil in your orbital socket. A discovery of love, extreme pain & superb failings. 6 authors, one classic Lily&James fanfiction. 'Never Fear! Sirius Man is here.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Straight Shooter by CrazygurlMadness reviews
They'll tell children all about Link's numerous and heroic deeds, about how he saved Hyrule from the greedy, evil hands of Ganondorf, but they'll never once, not once, tell them what asinine gall he has. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Goldfish by dinosaur-sounds reviews
House gets a goldfish. Completely AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - G. House - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Empatheia reviews
[Zangetsu] What does Zangetsu get up to while Ichigo's not using him to bash merry hell out of the bad guys [and good guys]? Well, lots of stuff! Like singing!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Zangetsu - Complete
Serving Zelda by My Final Death reviews
Link, even though at age 15, is enslaved. Princess Zelda is choosing a slave who will tend to all of her needs, what happens when a certain scraggly boy with a fairy catches her eye? AU :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,493 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Lyxie reviews
Sir Link is the king's favorite knight. Princess Zelda is sick of suitors. What happens when Link overhears the princess striking a bargain with her father allotting her one hundred days to find a suitable husband? Why, get sucked straight into the mess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
So Like Link by CrazygurlMadness reviews
AU oneshot. Zelink. It was so like Link to bring home a stray animal. In fact, if I hadn't known any better, I'd have thought he'd been out looking for the thing. But of course, he'd swear otherwise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Heroes, Cross Dressing, and Why I Hate Hormones by BatNeko reviews
Spending seven years of your life as the opposite sex can really mess with the head. Especially when the hot new Hero of Time shows up...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Harry the Goldfish by Lizzie Weasley reviews
Eight year old Ron has a problem. Ginny has just gotten a perfectly good goldfish, but she is convinced he is suffering from depression. What's an older brother to do? A sweet sibling moment and definitly worth a peek. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W.
And Then The World Went Splodey by xKesshoux reviews
Rated to be safe, drabble written by request. Fear the crack pairings of doom! I give you HavocxGreedxKimbleyxArmstrongxDorochet! -Is shot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005
Get Even by Carres1220 reviews
James Potter has always crossed lines. He sleeps with too many girls, messes with the wrong guys, and eventually casts the wrong type of spell on Lily. Unintentionally, he teaches Lily the most valuable lesson of all, not to be a gullible wimp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stalker! Letters From a Bighead by SiriuslyInsane62442 reviews
James and Lily share a summer through letters. Hilarity and bigheadness ensues, as well as... Romance? Where did that come from?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Travel, Drag Kings, and Why I Hate Hormones by BatNeko reviews
Link awakens seven years in the future, and dicovers that being a teenager ain't all it's cracked up to be. 100 Completed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,263 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Link, Navi - Complete
Fire On Water by Perfect Soldier 01 reviews
LxZ. For Miss Maudlin, inspired by her 'The Carnival'. Link takes Zelda to the Great Bay in Termina, and he takes his Zora mask along with him. But being alone in such a beautiful place, something more could be said between the two.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Miracle of Life:Rescrewed, Renewed, Remastered by Topaz989 reviews
Originally posted in 1999, this classic story of Link's attempt to find out where babies come from and have one of his own, has gotten a major Botox injection. One of the first controversial Zelda stories on
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 7/13/2000 - Link
The Legend of Zelda: Rebel Assassin by Split Infinitive reviews
Everything you thought you knew about the Legend was false. Link is a Royal Assassin for Ganondorf Dragmire. His target? A certain princess and her poverty stricken family.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,944 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
With Clipped Wings by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow has been marooned. Now he must begin to rebuild his life, away from the Black Pearl. Chapter 25: A sighting on the horizon leads Jack back to Tortuga, where he borrows a boat. NOW COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
Ganondorf and Nabooru by Rose Zemlya reviews
A series of short stories depicting the relationship between Nabooru and Ganondorf, as well as detailing bits and pieces of Ganondorf’s “fall.” Apologies for the title. It's temporary until I think of something better.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Flight of the Sparrow by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow, from cabin boy to captain, child to man. Chapter 32: mutiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,623 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Apprentice by Split Infinitive reviews
A power mad King, plotting behind the scenes, a Queen in distress, determined to stop him, and a Hero under a self imposed exile. Post Majora's Mask fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 180,854 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Ganondorf's Evil Overlord List reviews
A Zelda-fied exaggeration on 'The Evil Overlord List - TV Tropes and Idioms'. Warning: may not make complete sense to the sane mind.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ganondorf
Losing your Hat reviews
I have a soft spot for that stupid green hat, truly. Oneshot. Story for The Prompts, subject 'Losing your...' Second place.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Zelda, Link
One Year Only reviews
Zelda starts at a new school. After a disasterous first day, she makes her first real friends. On the side, Zelda is studying. Her dad is determinded for her to get a scholarship into a better school. Question is, does she want to?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zelda, Link
Someway reviews
In mines run by slaves far underneath Castle Town, Link is working unhappily beside his friends for something unknown to them, but the place is making him act strangely... Then, destiny calls, when a cloaked Visitor enters the mines and takes them away...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Zelda, Link