Author has written 141 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, Merlin, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Ninja Turtles, Megamind, Supernatural, DuckTales, Igor, DarkWing Duck, Monsters vs. Aliens, Sherlock, Captain America, Hobbit, Pushing Daisies, Frankenweenie, Discworld, Dragon Hunters/Chasseurs de dragons, Avengers, Kung Fu Panda, Guardians of the Galaxy, Flash, Gotham, Endeavour, Daredevil, Gravity Falls, Doctor Strange, Mob Psycho 100/モブサイコ１００, Stranger Things, 2016, Tick, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Team Fortress 2, Mandalorian, and Vampire Diaries.
I will show you that you can write a fic without yaoi! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Now, something about my interest in general:
I'm interested in many things, but most of it is connected with other cultures - especially myths and literature. I love poetry, especially Baudlaire, but also cartoons (that's why I'm here XD). Writting is my big passion.
Now, there is something I need to tell you:
I RESERVE MYSELF A RIGHT TO DELATE A GUEST COMMENT. You probably ask why.
Well it's because some of the guests tend to ask about something not related to the commented story ("Will you update X?") or in any other way (intentionally or unintentionally) demand some kind of response from me.
May I remind you that THERE IS NO OPTION TO REPLY TO A GUEST COMMENT. NOT IN PRIVATE MESSAGE, NOT IN MAIL, NONE. So even if I want to reply, I have no way to do it and I'm stuck with a comment that pisses me off. That is why I will be delating it.
And now for something comepletely different! You know, you read/watch too much Hetalia stuff, when:
- you end every sentence with "aru"
- you want to offend someone by calling them "damn twat" or "potato bastard"
- you want to become one with Russia
- you commented last Canada/Russia hockey match like that: "Yeah, Matt once again kicked Ivan's ass!"
- during history lessons, when you're reading/hearing about some meanness done by one nation to another (for exemple: England to Spain), you're thinking: "Damn Arthur. How could you do it to poor Antonio, you bastard?"
- (speaking of Arthur) you're swearing like this: "What the bloody hell?! I will kill that (bloody) prat/twat/Kraut!"
- seeing spaghetti, you're scream with excitement: "Pastaaaa!"
- your mom wants to throw out your old cloths and you say: "How can you throw cloths, when they are still wearable?! What would Franz Joseph say?!"
- you're afraid of your little sister, because you think she wants to marry you
- you think you have bushy brows, because Arthur had cursed you
- you're constantly checking the YouTube in search of "Marukaite Chikyuu" in your country's version
- you wish, your older brother was like Gilbert
- you threaten school bullies, you will kill them with your awesome wok fighting skills
- you named your teddy bear Kumajirou, your cat Shinatty and your dog Hana-Tamago
- Every time someone said that Prussia doesn't exist, you scream, "PRUSSIA THE GLORIOUS NATION EXISTS!!" Noctilucous
- Every time you see your favorite country's flag you squee in delight and screamed that Nation's human name (or country name). Noctilucous
- If you fight with your friend/enemy, you think your friends as your "alliences" and the fight itself as "WWIII" or simply "war"Noctilucous
- If somebody bossed you around you think they tried to invade you Noctilucous
- You think of your relationship with friends/family/lover/whatever in terms of Hetalia relationships Noctilucous
- you sing: "Delitious Tomato Song", while seeing tomatoes
- you're calling genitalia "vital regions" and the lost of virginity - an "invation on vital regions"
- you call Americans "Alfredians", Canadians - "Matthewans", Englishmen "Arthurians" and so on...
- you're looking on the World Map and checking, which cauntry still doesn't exist in Hetalia universe.
- thanks to Hetalia fanfics, you improved your grades from history
- you love to browise Deviantart in search of Hetalia Meme, Hetalia Bros Meme or Hetalia Genderbend Meme
- seeing turistic commercial of Egypt, you think: "Oh, Gupta is promoting himself again."
- you're starting to like country, which happened to hurt your country or is hated by most of your countrymen.
- you know what's a Sealand and you want to be its citizen.
...I will updating it as long as I will have ideas.
Links to awesome films:
Awesome performance of La marseillaise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHs0Ua_Tg&feature=related
Zbigniew Herbert's poem "To Hungarians", wrote during Hungarian Revolution in 1956: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD8i90RQj3c
Kaczmarski's song about Yalta's conferention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJjiAXnWdQ
Multilingual When you believe (The Prince of Egypt) with Hetalia charcters and few OCs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wi7qbuA42E
Zakopower Sebastian Karpiel Bułecka performing some song of Marek Grechuta - W dzikie wino zaplątani: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIS7h48SYsE&feature=quicklist
Song Warszawo ma (My Warsaw) from times of occupation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7LSRGURKd4
Rammstain and Tatu in song Moskau (they sound awesome together): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zY00Sf46J4
Budka Suflera performing first time in history song to theme from series Stawka większa niż życie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-K_XnIk1f0
Molson Canadian's song I am Canadian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rc7qd8xdEs
Krzysztof Daukszewicz sings song Dobranoc, Europo (Goodnight, Europe):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3doHx3c38&feature=quicklist
Golec uOrkiestra performing Wśród nocnej ciszy - Polish Christmas Carol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ScfAYO4O0
Moving AMV with another song from Prince of Egypt - Deliver Us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc-9j239Fc&feature=related
There's not enough Frere Jacques in our lives: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBlL_d6R10
I just love this One Republic parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg&feature=related
Gloomy Sunday in Tino's language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua89AMZlF0M
Cartoon Medley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrMvYHFeH60&feature=player_embedded
Iznogoud TV series full theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjI7BmrCKvA
BBC Sherlock and Mycroft in the most epic MV ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOy6oVa6E8
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."