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Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Doctor Who.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling.

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

95 of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would pull up a lawn chair, grab some popcorn and yell JUMP !!

It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!

If you very often spontaneously break into a different language, copy and paste this onto your profile (Afrikaans, German, French and occasionally Russian!)

Dora the explorer is clearly an Illegal Immigrant...

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're
all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what
is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack
of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support,
water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... i mean
c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an
band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal
immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to
transport a "package" to some destination and is always being
stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is
so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of
Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

5)The evidence is so obvious and
around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them...
Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?!

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (IT'S EVIL, I TELL YA!! EVIL!!)


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The Pink Haired Boy? by Ever Changing Dream reviews
Three new students come to Kadic. When they become new additions to the Lyoko gang, a new virus pops up apparently targeting them and the weird things around them. There seem to be more questions than answers as they delve into the mystery, but do they really want their questions to be answered? What they find out may change the course of their lives forever. (Apparently Humorous)
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,324 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/2/2008
Code: Revenge by AwesomeFanFictionAuthor reviews
I am M.O.R.G.A.N. X. daughter of Xana, and as such it is my duty to take over this rock you humans call Earth. I will KILL anyone who gets in my way. And finally I will have my revenge on those horrible, terrible, father killing Lyoko Warriors. Review!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,609 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Aelita S., Jeremie B.
When Witches Meet Demigods by SeaweedBrainLover22 reviews
When Percy and the gang go to San Francisco, who do they meet? None other than the famous Halliwells.
Crossover - Charmed & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,980 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Melinda H., Nico A.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 5,319 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Not so long lost by CharmedSuperGirl reviews
What if Prue had a child when she was young? What if she came back to her 14 years later? All about the ups and downs of having a teenage daughter and being the daughter of a charmed one
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,647 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Prue H.
The Manly Diary Of Dean Winchester by yaoigirl22 reviews
I wasn't sure what shocked me more, that my brother and Angel were together, or that Cas topped. It's Back!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Castiel, Sam W.
What Would You Do? by kjayla reviews
"Tell me you wouldn't do the same. For the woman you love." And if Merlin was honest, he would do all of it and more. Because what was destiny, what was fate, what was magic, if there was no love. And so he said so. And by sending Mordred away. Merlin may have just killed Arthur. But all he could think was. "I loved her. With my everything." And what is destiny without love?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Sara Wolfe reviews
When a spell gone awry strands Paige and Henry in the past, Paige finds herself with an unexpected opportunity - to meet, and maybe save, the sister she's never known.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 159,628 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Paige M., Henry M.
Alagaësia's New Dragon by Commentaholic - Alpha 02 reviews
Brand was walking home from school one day when his iPod started piping out a strange dialect. Next thing he knew, he was dumped rather unceremoniously into the realm of Alagaësia. Oh, and did I mention that he's a dragon now? How will he cope with these new changes, and will he be able to resist the foreknowledge and instincts he now possesses? OCxSaphira. Rated T for now.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,960 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Saphira
Unexpected Turns by DaniPotterLovesGod reviews
Dani Potter has made it past her first year at Hogwarts, but she and her brother narrowly escaped meeting Voldemort again. When she and Harry return to Hogwarts, there are strange whispers of an Heir of Slytherin. Do they prove true? But what happens when one of the group turns up Petrified? AU Was Harry and Danielle Potter: Year Two. Second in Unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Moonrise by NouvelleNouveau reviews
Luna was always special, alway different. But after misfortune sweeps through her life, she finds herself somewhere even she couldn't have imagined.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,274 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
A Lonely Child by mayejrmorris reviews
Fifth year leaves a lot for Hermione Granger to deal with. She has lost both of her parents. A Ministry of Magic the refuses to believe that Voldemort is back and a Defense Agianst the Dark Arts teacher whose behavior borders on evil. She throws herself into her work & to find the answer to the secret her mother kept hidden from her for all fifteen years of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,419 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
CL Rewind by AwesomeFanFictionAuthor reviews
The Code Lyoko series, rewriten with your's truly under the name Jessica Meyers, uhh...maybe I'll think of a better summary later
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010
Shifting Warriors: Book 1: The Chamber of Secrets by ValandilTuckleume reviews
The Animorphs have lived peaceful lives since the downfall of the Yeerk invasion. All good things have to come to an end though, when their children are accepted into a school for magic. The Animorphs and their children will be thrown into a whole new war
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010
A Pair of Ragged Claws by cunneware reviews
The Charmed Ones mistrust their new whitelighter from the future. But when a portal catapults a mysterious stranger from the future into their midst, they experience a side of him none has ever imagined. A chris!revelation fic.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 141,601 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Chris H. - Complete
The connection by aelitagirlrox101 reviews
Zoe is adopted and doesnt know who her real parents are. When told she is moving to where she was born, France, she keeps having nightmares about a certain elf. What will happen when she meets the lyoko gang. IM RE-WRITING THE FIRST FEW CHAPPIES!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,395 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Aelita S.
Daughter Of Light And Darkness by DragonRider2000 reviews
She is the daughter of the King. But like most she did not choose her heritage. Leaving her faithful Hljodhr Evarinya behind and with her unknown family before her, Taya Corsallen is thrown into a world of turmoil to battle death, love and her father...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 307,763 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/19/2007
Sincerity by Authoress of Evil reviews
When confronted by the Charmed Ones in Prince Charmed, Chris says something that makes Piper lose control. On indefinite hiatus. Probably discontinued. Possible rewrite in the future.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,914 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Chris H.
Code: Recall by Ownage Imminent reviews
The gang prepares for round two as they learn from Aelita's long lost friend that Xana isn't quiet as dead as they hoped. With new weapons, powers, and soldiers, the gang hopes to strike fear in their arch enemy for the things he has done.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,317 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Code: Powers by lyokoisreal94 reviews
Kat's always been an outcast but when life becomes unbearable with pain and loss at every turn William shows up and offers her a way to escape. Of course, it's all part of XANA's new plot...R and R all comments accepted.NEW CHAPTER UP!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,523 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/29/2007
Empire by Lovewarriors reviews
My opinion of what will happen in the fourth book of inheritance. Greenie will appear, all questions will be answered to my best extent, ask any, I will answer within the story as best I can. REVIEW PLEASE! Rated T for teen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,509 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Dreams of Fate by WhiteWinterStar reviews
It started with a book, turned to a dream, and is now my life. Instead of reading about Alagaesia I am now part of the story - and trying to change this world for the better. But things don't always go according to plan.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 42,583 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
The Female Dragon Rider by Christy C reviews
A girl from the past comes back, but as a dragon rider. What twist will this add? And will they ever really defeat Galbatorix? Nasuda/Orrin, Eragon/Arya, Murtagh/OC. HIATUS UNTIL EDITED. Beginning chapters are horrible, work through to the end please!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
The Beginning of the Story by Sonny13 reviews
What if there was another person to sit with Harry and Ron on the train that day. Draco's sister does to. She has an interesting gift. Harry, Ron and her instantly become friends. And soon they become the Golden Quartet. Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., OC
Charmed Rewrite: Season 4 by I'm-Not-Your-Average-Monster reviews
This is my version of season 4 with all four sisters included. It will be all of the episodes including a few of my own if needed. Ships will be the same as they were in Season 4 of Charmed with the added exception of Andy/Prue! Please read and review!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 400,858 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Prue H., Paige M. - Complete
I'd Come For You by VoiceOfTime reviews
Fourth in a series. The Doctor has regenerated and Lily's on Earth. What does this mean for their future? The Doctor/OC Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 176,130 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Code Lyoko : Second Generation Relapse by effin emo reviews
Set thirty years after shutting down the supercomputer, the Lyoko Warrior's kids now attend Kadic when XANA Re-Awakens. The kids think they're the first since their parents to access the Lyoko world. So why is there a boy trapped inside?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 126,356 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010
Reawakening by ShinkisRule reviews
The battle is over, but the war has just begun... Rated K-plus for violence and mayhem.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Xana, Aelita S.
Warlocks and NCIS Agents Don't Mix by TheaterFreak123 reviews
When the team is called to ivestigate a murder in California, it lead them to the Charmed ones as witnesses. There, Tony's long gone past is resurfaced. And I don't own anything relating to the tv shows, except the plot
Crossover - Charmed & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Prue H., Tony D.
Animorphs Travels 2: The Message by Phoenix004 reviews
Sequel to Animorphs Travels #1: The Invasion. After being an Animorph for a month and going through the events of the first 3 books without incident, Mike prepares to save Ax from the bottom of the ocean as the events of book 4 start to unfold...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/10/2008
The bathroom by jepetto650 reviews
what would happen if Moaning Myrtle had told harry that it was draco malfoy who was crying in the loo? what would it change? what would harry do with the information? the title will most likely change later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Something Wicca This Way, Wait! What? by charmedlover1114 reviews
Find out what happens when the Charmed #1 fan ends up in a world where her favorite TV show is anything but fiction. How will she react? How will the sisters react? Will they trust her? Read and find out...WOW I suck at summaries. Mild language.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010
Code Lyoko My Way by GDitto reviews
I have decided to not continue with this under pretenses of writing the book I hope to get published, As the Moon Rises a tale of what's to come. Please read the version over at fictionpress under the author GDitto. Thanks for taking an interest in this.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Odd D., Ulrich S.
All That Glitters by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Alternate end to Doomsday, and continuing from there. Rose is rescued, but not by Pete Tyler... Can the Doctor and Rose save Donna Noble's life while caring for an off-kilter newcomer? ON HIATUS
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010
Draco has a SISTER! by flo and emo the soul sisters reviews
WRITTEN BY EMO This is the story of Lyra Malfoy and friends. Lyra is a rebel and her parents pretend she hardly exists. This is the story of her struggles and her triumphs, which will test the very fabric of the Hogwarts society. So come, have a read...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - OC, Draco M.
All The Way Home by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
An AU S4 rewrite from the end of The Stolen Earth. Rose wasn't the only one walking the realities trying to find her way back to the Doctor... Written because Rose wasn't the first companion to be trapped in an alternate universe. ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, Romana II
The Return by charmedlover1114 reviews
Prue gave up everything for her sisters and now the elders are letting her return to them for a few days. Complications arrive and challenges are met, can the sister handle it all? Please Review.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,543 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Prue H., Paige M.
Blink and You're Donna by FlapperSlapper reviews
Besides lounging around the spa, what else did Donna Noble do during Midnight? Oh, not much. Just admired the hotel's special art display - including a pretty lame angel statue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Back to the Beggining by BattersbyGirl reviews
When Prue's daughter turns back time so she can fix time she ends up further back that planned. 1997 to be exact. With her parent and aunts just comming to terms with there powers will Brooke be a help or a pain,and will she ever get back to her own time?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Prue H.
The Runaway Daughter by Rose Tyler. Doctor reviews
Did you ever wonder what would have happened if Rose lied on Bad Wolf Bay? What if Rose and Jackie were pregnant? And 19 years later, Rose's daughter is the Runaway Bride. How will she react? Rose/Doctor Jack/OC Gwynne/Cptn. Jack NO DONNA!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - 10th Doctor
Artemorphs by The QAS reviews
The Yeerks are after Artemis! They want to use his intelligence and wealth to take over earth. And when the Animorphs save him from a near infestation, he agrees to help them fight the Yeerks, provided they give him something in return...
Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artemis F.
Stand By Me by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Alternate EoT ending. Ten's regeneration, I accept. Ten regenerating alone, afraid, and filled with regret? That, I refuse to accept. Therefore, this. Donna and her Spaceman have one last adventure... or not? Oneshot, may be a prequel to a longer story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Shifting Times by Shadewolf7 reviews
I was the silent one, the story that was never told. For my own protection, of course...
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
Code Syoko by moreEmus reviews
Before the supercomputer was shut down, the group found something else in the digital sea. Starting at the end of episode 94 "Fight to the Finish", Code Syoko counties the series. Odd x Oc, Yumi x Ulrich, Jeremy x Aelita, and William x Oc.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Odd D.
Morality Definitely Bites by higherground reviews
In a What-If?, the story of the future seen in "Morality Bites," is played out, as it would've, if the sisters had never traveled into the future. Phoebe is set to be executed and her sisters must save her. PLEASE READ, REVIEW AND ENJOY! Ch. 4 is UP
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010
Eragon: The Movie by stolensails reviews
You know how the Eragon movie sucked? Well, this is how the script could have gone. Please review-flames accepted.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Eragon S.
Drinking games with Captain Jack by Titanic-fanatic reviews
It's Jack's birthday and our fantastic four Ten, Rose, Donna and the man himself are in the kitchen of the Tardis. Tomfoolery, slurred speech and shots ensue. Hopefully it'll make you laugh :D Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jack H., 10th Doctor
Code Lyoko: Season 5 by Rhooo reviews
My version of the upcoming 5th Season, taking place 3 months after Episode 95.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009
The Return by Mini Egg Mastermind reviews
Ethan can hear Rochelle in his head. But he won't listen. As Rochelle loses her chance to return each day, they must fight for their love. ExR Please Review!
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Dragon Tongue by Twilight-Wanna-Be reviews
It was Crystal's 16th birthday, nothing could possibly go wrong, right. Well, Crystal's life turns for the worse and she gets thrown into the chaotic madness of saving the world.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009
CharmedLighter by kaysha14 reviews
Piper Halliwell watched from across the street as the woman she knew was dead walked past. Join Piper's quest to find Prue and Prue's struggle to keep her new life safe while feeling drawn back to her old one. Better summary inside. R&R
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Prue H.
Charmed: Destiny Rewritten by AReason2Write reviews
This is a sort of season nine of charmed and in this one Prue and Andy are are returned by the Angel of Destiny and the Power of Four is born. There will be alot of twists and turns and it will of course be Charmed. (Discontinued for now, actually I might rewrite the first chapter)
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Prue H., Piper H.
Darkened Spaces by RavenHeart101 reviews
When the Elders send Prue down to her family in a time of need, she finds their neurotic white lighter. However, when Chris goes missing in this time she may have to spill his secret to her sisters in order to find him. R&R
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Elise R., Prue H.
New Allies by Soului reviews
A certain powerful entity has decided that Eragon and Co need help. Crossover! This is probably the first fic of it's kind. Title sucks, I know. I'll take any suggestions you have. Rated T for no reason other than being safe and possible violence.
Crossover - Animorphs & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007
Code:Changes Reloaded by The Old Rycr reviews
Code : Changes Rewritten. It's still the same battle, and yet it's totally different. How will everybody cope with a new friend, new relationships, a new battlefield, and a new enemy? Will they be swept away by the tides of change?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Fallen Angel by RavenHeart101 reviews
This is a ChrisCentered story and is AU. '“I love you little bro,” And next thing he knew the house was being engulfed in water and his family dead. 'Wyatt had called Chris, Little bro. This had to mean… no it could not' Please review. Thanks!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Elise R., Belthazor
The Immersed by Bri Yami-neko reviews
In the middle of an important mission, the Animorphs discover that someone else knows about them. Who are these people, and how the hell do they know about the Animorphs? JakeCassie, RachelMarco, TobiasOC, AxOC, ErekOC, and OCOC.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2006
Of Two Worlds by Bri Yami-neko reviews
Two best friends, one who hates Animorphs and the other who loves it. What happens when a wish gone wrong sends both of them to the Animorph realm? Will they fight? Will they try anything to get home? Will they even figure out where they are? Will I ever
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 6/15/2003
The Elemental Guardians, aka Voldemort's Mistakes by Tanydwr reviews
What happens if a 21stcentury HP fan wakes up in St. Mungo's, 1980? To discover she's a witch and one of Voldemort's first victims? And she's very powerful? Well, I suppose it's this. LJ, SOC. Rated for language. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
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The Box in the Warrior reviews
A Poem about the events of Bad Wolf and Parting of the Ways. TARDIS POV Bad Wolf POV
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - TARDIS, Bad Wolf - Complete
Brom's Story reviews
This oneshot takes place from Oromis' death in Brisingr to near the end of another of my stories Secrets . it is from Brom's point of view and is extremely short.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Brom, Saphira I - Complete