Amara Shelton
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Joined 04-09-02, id: 197438
Author has written 2 stories for Smallville, and Lord of the Rings.
Hello! It has occurred to me that I need a bio. After only like...six...or twelve...months of having this account...ok maybe not that many.

Anway, my name is Katherine. I like stories that are dripping with sadness or incredibly and insanely random parodies. Picture that theatre mask thing with the laughing and crying face. Yep. That's me. But I haven't got the patience to write anything but the latter...and a certain MS. Shudder. I hate MSes, for the record. EVIL. But I was conned into writing this one by one of the voices in my head. Schizophrenia: it's not just a disease, it's an adventure.

Ok, that paragraph scared off all the normal people. Deep breath.

=) Hi! Let me see...I am not obsessed with a)tea or b) BEING JESUS like certain people I could mention...nor am I obsessed with a)ballet, PINK and makeup or b) being SATAN like a couple other people I could mention...though I do enjoy lipgloss, Legolas, Gollum, chocolate, French, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Christianity, clear nail polish, music...and chatting, so feel free to email me to chat!
Unless you're another one of those teenage guys who's awake at 2am in the morning and doesn't go to school but spends the entire day playing video games and then hits on random people online, trying desperately to get a girlfriend.

Yes, that happened to me. SHUDDER.

I* was doing homework. So there.

...anyway, hope you all enjoy my stories, and good night, America! =)

[or should it be good morning Australia? I can never tell.]

Hey, sorry to those wonderful 11 people who are official fans of mine. ;o) I haven't had ANY time recently to update, I will try though--the summer commeth. Cheers!

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Taking the Blame by Fogish reviews
Harry is sick of people's attempts to confort him and ease his pain. Will Ginny's new approach make a difference?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
My name is Mary by paint-pastel-princess reviews
Hark! The story of Legolas's first love! But Lo! Will it be his last, for will he be doomed to walk the planet alone? Will he ever see her again?............... MARY SUE PARODY, let me enunciate PARODY PLEASE R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Legolas
Not So Truly Yours, Anonymous by Elenea reviews
What happens to our poor protagonist Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood when he gets an anonymous hate letter? Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Legolas
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
There's An Elf in the Backyard! by Tainted Silence reviews
Legolas drops into some crazy fangirl's backyard and they decide to make him their new pet ^_^ poor leggy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Legolas
Fading Hope by Alida-Fruit reviews
Dark AU. What if, when Gandalf fell in Moria, the fellowship had done something to aid their friend? What if, in helping, they had doomed the free lands into darkness unknowingly?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,693 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Revenge of the Straight Elf by Lady Emerald Star reviews
Legolas is sick of being considered gay especially with Aragorn and is planning revenge! THE END IS HERE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Honey, I shrunk Legolas by Silver Flame of the Phoenix reviews
Just kind of a little story me and my friends wrote. Legolas gets shrunk! STORY IS COMPLETED!! **BUT** I now have 2 bonus chapters, check out the new one! Warning: OOC-ness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Gollum Mania! by Ahlmora reviews
Gollum has become the heartthrob of Middle Earth. Women desire him. Men want to be him. Enter if you dare. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Gollum, Frodo B.
Ye Olde Parody of a Legolas Romance by DDR Freak reviews
A Mary-Sue has travelled from Rivendell to Mirkwood in the span of three minutes. Our poor, poor, elf is instantly smitten. Oh, the horrors! This is a parody. I repeat, this is a parody. It is not serious.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
Hey what are you hiding under there? Underwear! by Bex the Bold reviews
Yes you all have to read this it's my little ranting story! It have Legolas with his speedo underwear, and Elrond with his 45 degree angled eyebrows!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
Legolas Sees a Psychiatrist by Jeniveela reviews
Legolas has been reading LOTR fan fics, and they scare him! He goes to see a psychiatrist. Contains Terry Pratchett-flavored, satirical humor. ^_^ Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Legolas
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Galadriel is Fired reviews
Aaah! I'd like to thank all the little people...um thanks everyone for reviewing SO MUCH! Yay! Please give me your opinions on what I should do--other monologues or more of Galadriel's lines? Either way it'll be a while, I have FOTR out on loan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Galadriel
In which Lex and Xander get cookies reviews
A slightly AU story in which Lex and Xander are finally and justly rewarded for being gooood little boys. They need the cookies. I had to write it. Enjoy!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2003