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Joined 06-18-09, id: 1974481, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Private Peaceful.

Hiya. I haven't updated this in ages, so I decided to do it today. My name is Genève O'Loughlin, as that is my pen name. I am 14, nearly 15, and I am in love with Dramiones. I HATE Twilight, and everything related to it. I do, however, love loads of books of the same genre, which I have dubbed 'Twisted Romance'. It is called so because one or more of the characters has something hindering them loving the other person, or they have some reason that they are denying their love. For example, in Hush, Hush, the main character's love interest is a angel. Not exactly conclusive to a happy relationship.

My favourites shelf currently includes the House Of Night series (by P.C. and Kirsten Cast), Divine By Mistake first in the Goddess Of Parthalon series (by P.C. Cast), Fallen (by Lauren Kate), Hush, Hush (by Becca Fitzpatrick), Evermore (by Alyson Nöel), Blue Moon (by Alyson Nöel), the Night World series hopefully soon including Strange Fate (by L.J. Smith), Dark Visions (by L.J. Smith), The Secret Circle: The Initiation and The Captive Part 1 (by L.J. Smith), The Secret Circle: The Captive Part 2 and the Power (by L.J. Smith), the Vampire Diaries (by L.J. Smith), The Vampire Diaries The Return: Nightfall (by L.J. Smith) and the Skulduggery Pleasant series (by Derek Landy), Vampirates: Demons Of The Ocean (by Justin Somper), Vampirates: Tide Of Terror (by Justin Somper), Vampirates: Blood Captain (by Justin Somper), Vampirates: Black Heart (by Justin Somper), Vampirates: Empire Of Night (by Justin Somper). And, of course. Alice in Wonderland, and Through The Looking-Glass by the wonderful Lewis Carroll.

I have a community. It is called Alternate Couples. Please join.

I have a forum. It is called Harry Potter Alternate Universe Time! Please join.

I have a twitter, that anyone here can follow me on. The name is PureBoredem, and I will follow anyone who follows me.

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro,Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, BlaxkEgyptianDragon, 1pharaoh1lover, Gunslinger 117, GenèveOLoughlin,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold, Neo Flame, Chaser Neos, Koolkatdq, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, EternalSnowxXx, Gunslinger 117, GenèveOLoughlin,

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir'n'Co. (I done it a couple a times) BeastBoyRox746 (Liek hell I have! I cant even count how many timez I have...), Nupinoop296 (Majorly embarrassing...), Midnight Hikari (I lost count after 10 or something), KingdomHeartsGirl1770 (don't even get me counting...)Marine is hope2(I am an active accident child so I have no clue how many times I fallen)Gunslinger 117(I swear, the stairs at my house are EVIL!!), GenèveOLoughlin (the stairs are plotting against me...)

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were startled in the cutscene before his death, when Demyx suddenly went serious, copy this into your profile. (May Demyx rest in peace)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

If you think school equals jail/prison, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who has tried to commit suicide, or are someone who has tried to commit suicide, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. ReaderADV, CatzRule3, Gunslinger 117,

If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admit that you have no chance in getting a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/spouse/et cetera, copy and paste this into your profile. (That means you, CatzRule3!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (They aren't. He stole it from a French guy)

If you think ReaderADV needs professional help, then copy and past this into your profile.

If you have noticed that 'evil' spelled backwards is 'live' and think that that is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's pathetic to have the copy/paste list longer than the rest of the profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you really have nothing better to do than read all of these copy/paste things, copy this into your profile.

If you started up an insult war with someone for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an urge to throw yourself off of a banister on a stairway, copy this in to your profile

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

you know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.

It is anatomically impossible to have "Big Bones". If you have a friend who claims to have these, and you now have the priviledge to be the first to inform him that they are really just fat, add this to your sig.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Shala the Hedgehog, Gunslinger 117, GenèveOLoughlin,

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

Even when you cant see Him, God is there! If you belive in God put this in your profile

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!(I'm choco)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your prof

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone visits sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile! There is only one time abortion is acceptable, and that is when the mother's life is in danger. Other than that, no.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew, Jojo McDodd, Pixel Alice, Sirius Obsessed, alicefan4eva, Jacobs-Vampiress, The Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rolla, Gunslinger 117,

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
Though nothing she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Me- That was do sad! Yea! A boy can be sensitive too!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Italiangurlinamessedupworld, treehuggers-nerds-Kayla-Jessi, Disasterzone, Gunslinger 117

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile. (And if you believe that being an author does NOT REQUIRE ADVANCED ALGEBRA, copy and paste it with a vengeance.)

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt be wise!

I like cats. Do you like cats? I like cats. If you like cats, copy and paste this to your profile.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.

If you believe that people should STOP suggesting Roxas and Axel are gay, then you WILL copy and paste this into your profile and you will LIKE IT! They treated each other like BROTHERS!

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Animal Abuse is strictly prohibited in this world. Put this on your page, if you want to stop Animal Abuse.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

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STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

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If you play any instrument in any way shape or form, copy and paste this to your profile, then list your name and instrument/s Optional
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FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

If you admit to adding some that you made up to this list, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get super happy for getting even one review, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that people can love animals and stand up for their rights without being vegetarian, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you read it, review it.

Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile
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-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared, now more than ever, of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
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-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
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-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

(0.0)Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side! we has cookies!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

A REAL BOYFRIEND

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, kiki144327, kiki1592, THE silVeR m0.onLiGhTSHAdow, JIRDST4eva, TwIlIgHt-LoVeR24, MissNessieCullen

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when u watch every single twilight trailer on youtube, hoping that each one will hav a little bit more! crazy is making quiz's in your science lesson on the OC and then passing them 2 your friend to do it and then send u back one! crazy is asking questions about evanescence lyrics in history... cause you cant be bothered doin the work.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Check this out...

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You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before Guys. Partying before studying. And friends before love.

when you're caught looking at him just remember he was looking back

having the love of your life breaking up with you and saying "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and you're mom saying "you can still keep it..."

I found this on someone's profile. It makes me sad, and puts my life in perspective. I'm glad to be alive, though the pain of being so is so great, I just wish it would end . . .

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Love these :D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

story update!! :D :D

La Tua Cantante:
This will be stopped soon, as I have no inspiration.

If Today Was Your Last Day:
As long as I have an amazing beta, this will continue. live long and prosper, KiyKat0575.

Hermione Granger and the Cursed Job:
This will go on for as long as I have inspiration. I will try to write it as fast as I can, so that I can hopefully finish it before i run out of inspiration.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a POSER or a GOTH or a skater or EMO or a JOCK, so I must be a PREP.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and f her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
My favourite colour is BLACK, so I must be an EMO or GOTH

Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, Nanbi shi, Team Alice-Bella, vampyre in hiding, LadyAlece, Nadine Reading, GenèveO'Loughlin

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing. like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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A Poem That I Thought Of. Inspired By Private Peaceful.

Never again will I see your face
Never again will I hear your voice
Never again will touch your hand
Never again will I say 'I love you'

Do not worry about me
My spirit, my soul
They live on
And they will never forget
Your sweet embraces
Never forget me my love
Never forget

That never again will I feel pain
Never again will I see suffering
Never again will I hear children crying
Never again will I emit screams of pain

This parting is not such sweet sorrow
Because you must know
That I will look after you
I will guide you in all things
Matters of the mind
And matters of the heart

Do not grieve forever
Embrace life in its entirety
Including love
There is no one person
There are numerous
We just hope and need
To find all of them.

© 2010 Genève O'Loughlin

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Unbelievable by MelancholySkies reviews
A collection of snapshots across their lives and how they intertwine, because Hermione has seen more of Draco Malfoy than anybody else has. Dramione (highlighted in the Post-War Era), multi-shot one-chapter fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just A Quickie Lil' Dramione Drabble by dayflow reviews
Because, apparently, the only thing I can write is Dramione Drabbles. Various Genres and Ratings. - Updated 2013 Dec 27 - Chp 14 - Of Wishes and Mistletoe - Miss Luna gave the children special "Wishing Mistletoe." What will they do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Words by mutt712 reviews
Words are so important. At least, to Hermione Granger it was. A conversation between Hermione and the man she loves on her wedding day. (Initially a one-shot, but now a Drabble.) A series of unrelated one shots that display Draco and Hermione's complicated love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember the Time by WordsbyMoonlight reviews
Hermione Granger is different, and is not who she originally thought. Why is Draco Malfoy suddenly involved in her life and what part of her past connects the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,811 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Prat and The Prude by snowywhitehorses reviews
"I bet you found that kiss so enjoyable that you just want me to snog you senseless right here and now, don't you, Granger?" Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Surprises by cleotheo reviews
On Draco and Hermione's second wedding anniversary surprises abound, but not just for the couple themselves. Hermione's friends also get a few surprises as well. One shot with two alternate endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley. :Under temporary construction.:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,111 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows of Ourselves by InkFairy reviews
Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Grey Eyes by lezonne reviews
It's May, and the first anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. As a gesture of good will, the Malfoy family have opened up Malfoy Manor and allowed the celebration ball to be held there. When Hermione has a hard time dancing on the floor, Draco decides its time to set the record straight from all those years ago. Written for the DramioneLove Spring-Summer 2013 Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for ? by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Desires by lezonne reviews
Tired of watching the same domino effect happen amongst their friends, Hermione and Draco team up to become relationship gods. The only problem is, they might get a bit distracted along the way... HG X DM, HP X LL, BZ X GW, RW X LB. Possible lemon(s) in the future. Multi-chaptered request story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,247 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by cleotheo reviews
When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by chancewriter reviews
Over 20 years have passed since the war ended and Draco Malfoy has lost so much: 4 millimeters off his hairline, 5 years of his freedom and 6 months ago, his beloved wife. Now he's struggling not to lose his father and his son too. How can Hermione Weasley help? And more to the point: should she? A look at how Draco & Hermione could've gotten together after that horrible epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,149 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention Sparked Romance by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 57,263 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forget Me Naught by lezonne reviews
It was like the paint captured glimpses of who she had been, who she had wanted to be. He told her about all sorts of things, like his school years and Hogwarts, and she had been enchanted. He missed her so much. Very long one-shot, request story. Rated for violence. Now edited and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,711 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet Lullabies by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with. 100 chapters of Draco/Hermione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 101,126 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dawn by camnz reviews
Voldemort's dark magic goes wrong leaving the Hogwarts students to fend for themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Second Opinion by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
Draco Malfoy demands a second opinion. Too bad he asks the wrong people. T for language. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Torture Objects Called High Heels by HexShadow reviews
Hermione's limping and cursing her high heels, hating it with everything she has. Draco comes up to her. To tease her, perhaps? But he does something really unexpected… R&R. Pure Dramione fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
She shared her memories, memories of how her body reacted when he was close. He could feel her emotions as if they were his own - her heartbeat crescendoed in his head. "That's what you feel for me?" "Yes." "Then... what else is there?" Dramione, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,954 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Healer by KiyKat0575 reviews
Finally getting back on track with this story! A Marriage Law has come into effect, leaving Hermione paired with everyone's favorite dragon tamer. This is the story of a love blossoming under the most terrifying circumstances. I feel like this story has been written immaturely since I've started so I will be going back and revising before I add more chapters. Thank you everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Better by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,876 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passing Notes by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
In which Hermione and Draco play Hangman, The Boy Who Lived is "hung", and Draco is obsessed with the word asinine. Oh, and before you ask, it's a ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scanties by lilkyonkyon reviews
Scanties, knickers, alans, whatever you wanted to call them, a dare is a dare — and Draco Malfoy had to get Grangers before the week was out. Fourth year. Rated for teenage antics. Dramione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Synonym For Edward Cullen by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
What is a synonym for Edward Cullen? Sweet, Sexy vampire, charismatic and charming. But what if it became the opposite? If Edward was the ugly, nerdy, human- romantic to the very core? Now all he needs is someone to teach him how to live life propely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
What If? by KiyKat0575 reviews
What if the order began after the 3rd year? Peter didn't escape, and Sirius was freed. What if Buckbeak hadn't gotten to Lupin before he got to Hermione and Harry didn't get her back in enough time? What if Hermione isn't who she thought she was?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,301 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Captive Memories by potato4 reviews
Harry's angry, Ron's advantage-taking, Astoria's jealous, Ginny's conniving, Blaise isn't helping, Draco's upset, and Hermione's pregnant and stripped of her memory. Goodbye war, hello drama. SEQUEL TO PRISONER UNLEASHED! NOT fluffy! NOT really soap-opera
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Bella by FaBAMF reviews
Everyone has secrets, even vampires; with mind reading brothers and emotion sensitive husbands. Little Alice Cullen has a secret, she LOVES Bella. This little feeling is tearing her apart, she can’t think about it with japers or Edward and she can’t tell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Initiation by Love2Love reviews
Hermione's plan was simple: get close to Draco and keep him from joining Voldemort. Throw in a cover up plan with the sixth years, a few unexpected and dangerous situations, and a bit of confusion and it isn't quite so simple after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 202,245 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jessie Meets Nessie by mrs-I-love-EdwardCullen reviews
When Jessica goes to the Cullens' in an attempt to win Edward from Bella, she sees Nessie. What happens? Post BD. Spoilers.-Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jessica
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Dizzykat reviews
“You chose Weasley over me,” He spat in her ear, every syllable making her cringe. “This is the life you chose for yourself. I didn’t choose this for you.” Hermione looked up into those stormy grey eyes, loathing them. DMHG, Sequel to "Truth or Dare"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 294,051 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Healers and Killers by thomasrigby reviews
Direct sequel to "The Grudge 2" - A group of seemingly unrelated people tied to a vicious Chicago serial murder case find themselves also unwittingly tied to the curse of Kayako.
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Last Chance by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Charlie has 5 minutes to make one last phone call to the love of his life, to tie up all the loose ends... One-shot!
Private Peaceful - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
YOU JUST GOT SOLD! by FriendorFoeUDecide311 reviews
nothing good can come from an angry bella, an anoyying emmett and ebay. i say NOTHING! bella ooc T for EVIL BELLA! and drugs... IS NOW A REAL FULL LENGTH STORY! and duhduhdunnn therapy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Mischievous Dare by Sabyn1993 reviews
Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Velveteen Noose by Marmalade Fever reviews
If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Virtus et Iudicium by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
Preview: "How does it feel Granger? How does it feel to be utterly powerless? Do you finally have an idea about what you do to me?" he whispered gently, slowly running his finger down her cheek, "That's exactly how you make me feel. Powerless."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,868 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Wish by Ravensnake reviews
Set after HBP. Dumbledore's last wish was for the Golden Trio to return to Hogwarts for their last year. Hermione is made Head Girl, and as such, must display role model behavior, even if it's cooperating with a sworn enemy. T for safety. HG/DM : R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,154 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Blood Contest by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Elizabeth Masen by kkkkatie.xo reviews
As Bella wanders the woods, she is attacked by a vampire named Elizabeth Masen, a non-vegetarian on her way to visit a clan of vampires she has heard includes Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Edward Cullen. What will happen to Bella? How is Elizabeth 'alive'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter Remastered by WhatIsMyName13 reviews
This is basically what the title says. Harry Potter re-mastered. Charaters changed, storylines edited, new characters added...the whole shi-bang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M.
Red and Green by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Hermione challenges Draco to wear the one color he never imagined himself wearing--but what would be a sweeter form of revenge than asking her to wear his own house colors? And what possible trouble could wearing unexpected colors of robes bring to them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Three In One by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Hermione Granger is in a huge jam. The weekend is coming, and she has three guys to handle. Who will she choose? The long-time boyfriend, the worst enemy or the famous international quidditch player?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stuck In a Closet With Emmett by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett and Duck the duck by CullenGirlz reviews
Yes this is another story about Emmet and his crazy adventures. He meets a duck but is the duck friend or foe. Just read it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Emmett
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Emmett does while bored in class by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter The Next Generation: 1st Year by FaBAMF reviews
Follow the lives of your favourite heroes and villains offspring. What advertures behold them? What challenges will they face? What friendships must they fight to keep? Way later Rose/Scorpius Alicetra is my own character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Who Are You? by cubye4 reviews
What if Edward couldn't stay away in New Moon? What if he went back? What if the Bella he found wasn't the Bella he had left behind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Big Brother Lotty and Cassy Style by WhatIsMyName13 reviews
Another sequel to Lotty and Cassy's previous adventures with the Cullens, but whats this? No Cullens to be seen, this is a Big Brother, Harry Potter, Darren Shan crossover, though we do have a conversation about our Cullen men...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
New Kid's Mistake! by MiniRosalie629 reviews
Bella has been in Forks for awhile and her and Edward have been dating for awhile. There is a week that it's too sunny for the Cullens to go to school. That week a new kid comes along and takes interest in Bella. Uh oh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Emmetts Cat : by Barbie-rose reviews
Emmett sees an add on tv. He wants a kitty Only if the staff say kitty though! :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Everyone Must Suffer by thomasrigby reviews
Six American teenagers on a field trip to Japan pay a visit to the Saeki house...and one-by-one fall prey to the curse.
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,816 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
10 Excuses by From Spark to Flame reviews
/It was quite easy for me to fall head of heals for Hermione. It only took 10 things. 10 excuses- I call them. With each reason came a level of denial that slowly disintegrated at each step forward./ DMHG. oneshot. pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Weeks by hail.to.the.busdriver reviews
2 yrs have passed since Bella first noticed the beautiful boy at the bus stop. His presence at the bus stop becomes fundamental to her daily routine. But one day he isn't there. She wants to know him better but is it too late? Has she waited too long?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Moments by TheSingingGirl reviews
So much happened from the moment Rosalie picked up the phone to when Jacob came to visit. A series of missing moments to tell you the story between books 1 and 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,262 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
My Brother's First Date by TheSingingGirl reviews
Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Or Something Like That by Mireekian reviews
Hermione’s turning thirty. It should be a wonderful turning-point, since her life hasn’t exactly been a perfect peach. Still, firewhiskey can turn any pear peach-shaped. Or something like that. Featuring Hungover!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Some Magical Evening by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
After the Yule Ball, Draco decides to wander off to the Astronomy Tower. To his surprise, he sees the last person he expected to be there. Crying. And looking a little... pretty. This story fits like a tee to Goblet of Fire's chapter about the Yule ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How You Hurt Me by TheSingingGirl reviews
AU. Bella is unbelievably forgiving, but what if she told Edward exactly how much he hurt her when he left her? It's what I would do. I would make him understand how he hurt me. How would he react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What if? by twistedrealityII reviews
Sequel to Dusk *must read for this story to be understood*. It's a Twilight remix: scenes from the different books written/rewritten based on hypotheticals. Hope you enjoy it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tickle Monster by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett wonders where Bella's tickle spot is. What lengths will he go to to find out. Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Dusk by twistedrealityII reviews
*My Version of Twilight* After great misfortune, Bella has gone to live with her Uncle Charlie in Forks. There, in a local high school, she meets an interesting boy named Edward. Both sides are hiding a secret, but who will tell first?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,124 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cats and Dogs by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Humor, I think... Sirius sneaks up of McGonagall. In doogie form. While she's in cat form. Fun insues. Random, dumb, spur of the moment. I know you hate it, so do I, but I'm posting it anyway. Rated K. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
An Aversion to Change by Mel88 reviews
Sent back to Hogwarts with the suspicious title of Head Boy, Draco is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. With a war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their final year is anything but ordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Don't Always Turn Out That Way by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he has a disease, one which is solely caused by filthy little mudbloods. Not compatible with DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deepest Desire of Her Heart by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,693 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aparecium by Haraldzidla reviews
When Hermione Granger arrived at Hogwarts for another year, the last thing she expected was letter from some one claiming to be her secret admirer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Hogwarts by Lily in a Pond reviews
The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,251 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Biggest Mistake by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
His biggest mistake was his understatement of the mysterious power she held over him.A DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Hermione assists Draco in finding his assigned costume for the masked ball his mother would be hosting. What possible mayhem could they encounter? Could these troubles draw them closer? Or will it heighten the old hatred they held for each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wanna Play 20 Questions? by HermioneTwin reviews
What happens when Hermione and Malfoy get paired up together for an art assignment? And what kind of madness will ensue after Malfoy suggests an innocent game of 20 questions? DMHG!oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5962 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
1,826 Days by InkFairy reviews
In the beginning and in the end there was only darkness. In the end, there was only darkness left behind. Hermione is dying of a broken heart. Will Draco swallow his pride to save her? Can he save himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Hero by IcyPanther reviews
DracoHermione ONESHOT Draco's ideals he has always had are being broken and he has a difficult decision to make. The thing is, sometimes, you have to be shown reality before you can ever believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Know What Today Is? by Bohemian-Vixen reviews
It's Draco and Hermione's 10th wedding anniversary. Like a typical man, Draco forgets. How does he make it up to her? Knowing Draco, there's always a twist. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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A Wedding reviews
Entry for potatocrazy4's competition. Marriage and other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
The Court reviews
Voldemort won the War, and has passed many new laws. Here is one of his many courts, and what happens after it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G.
If Today Was Your Last Day reviews
Draco Malfoy goes back to Hogwarts after hearing Nickelback's new song, If Today Was Your Last Day. DM/HG RW/PP HP/OC second fanfic and flames allowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Last Thoughts reviews
Nothing to do with Private Peaceful itself, but a poem I thought of when reading it.
Private Peaceful - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Cursed Job working title reviews
Summary: Hermione Granger is a teacher at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They need a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. With the job still cursed, can the new teacher survive the entire year? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G.
La Tua Cantante reviews
What is bella wasn't edwards singer after all? What if she died and he found comfort in his REAL singer? AU probably OOC and definately SAD! Then HAPPY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward
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