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Joined 06-18-09, id: 1974601, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans.

The picture is of me and my friend evan before we picked up our dates for homecoming. (I'm on the left) I think his jacket is so freaking awesome. It's plaid for god sakes!

I'm fifteen, my name is Sam, and I'm just starting to write fan fiction.I'm going to do a couple teen titans stories and besides that im not really sure.I enjoy Football (soccer to us Americans),basketball, golfing, and long walks on the beach.I'm liberal, or at least as liberal as a non voting teenager can be. And although I have liberal thinkings i don't like the democratic party. I'm sure if you don't live in the U.S this is gibberish to you, so I'm sorry for that rest of the world. I'm now sophomore in high school. Awesome.

Not that it really matters because I'm on here to write fanfiction, not get a date, but I am single. So if your a gorgeous, talented, intelligent, girl that thinks that my stories are the best thing to ever exist on earth, and you happen to live in northern colorado, i'm free anytime.

Movies are pretty cool as well and some of my all time favorites are Bladerunner (See it if you never have!! Batty's speech at the end is brilliant!) The Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, Good Will Hunting, Forest Gump, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, American History X, and of course Star Wars (Four, Five, and Six. One ,Two, and Three were an abomination.)

My favorite T.V shows are The Simpsons, American Dad, Scrubs, Robot Chicken, Teen Titans, Batman: The Animated series (Mark hamill is the best Joker ever. Plain and simple.)and Battlestar Galactica (the new one, the old one was not so good.)

Uhh favorite books would have to be Enders Game by Orson Scott Card, Most of Stephen King's novels, Slaughter House Five by Kurt Vonnegut, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, and the Artemis Fowl series. I know it's not the most challenging read on the face of the earth but It's very entertaining. Which is probably why I have read it three or four times through. Like the rest of the world I have read all the Harry Potter books and up until four I liked them. Five and Seven were just not that good, but I do admit six was a pretty good.

As for music I am pretty much alright with anything not country, which is the worst genre of music, ever, period. My favorite's include Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, The Arctic Monkeys, The Wombats, Hollywood Undead, Michael Jackson (not just thriller), The Killers, Coldplay, 3OH!3, and The Beach Boys. I have also come to the conclusion that "Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners is the best song ever. period.

Quotes I like:

There are two types of people in the world. People who hate Texas, and people who have never been there.- Unknown.

People will show up to my funeral just to make sure I'm dead.- Marilyn Manson.

Bombing for peace is like Fking for virginity.- Unknown.

(When asked about why he was retiring.) There are more pleasant things to do then get beat up.- Muhammed Ali.

(On seeing a Steve McQueen Movie) He must have made that movie before he died.- Yogi Berra.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -Winston Churchill

(On being called an old drunken fool) That may be true. But when i'm dead, you're still going to be ugly. Winston Churchill (makes me laugh everytime)

It's too bad she wont live, but then again, who does?- Gaff, Bladerunner.

You write your first draft with your heart, and you re-write with you head.- William Forrester, Finding Forrester

Everyone wants their questions answered, but no one wants their answers questioned. - Unknown.

Slade: needs to be a villain in a movie sometime soon. I am entirley serious. He is just too good to be left untouched by hollywood.

I may have a crush on Harley Quinn and Selina Kyle. Maybe.

Basic Info:

I am 6'0 with a ridiculously athletic and muscular body. I have medium length hair which I will admit is gorgeous. and my clothing style is superb on a bad day. All in all I'm the perfect guy. Funny, brave, successful, popular, and to top it all off really, really modest. (If you can't tell that I am being sarcastic then I'm really sorry for you.)

I don't really get why people are so secretive about their personal information like what their gender or age is on this website. If anything I think it helps the reader connect wtih the author and understand what the author us trying to say in their story. And why don't people post pictures of themselves on their profile? It makes the whole experience seem kind of impersonal, but hey that's just me.

I only write my stories in the early hours of the morning, and while this is good for the quality of my writing it's not so good for my biological clock. Sleeping in until three in the afternoon because I was up until five in the morning writing the next chapter of my story isn't preferable. But it's the price I pay for all my fans. Your welcome :Dso my updates will come overnight most of the time.

I don't really see myself as an "author" as every attempt i have ever had at writing my own original story is absolutely terrible. And i mean terrible. I would consider myself as a "writer," or someone who doesn't like coming up with their own characters. So i take the lazy path and write for characters that already exist. It's my idea of fun. But judging by the number of teen titans stories on here I'm not the only one who enjoys this. I know I am not the best on here, not by any stretch of the imagination but i hope to get better. So if you do read my stories i would appreciate constructive criticism. When I write a story i see it through until the end, so I won't be writing multiple stories at the same time. Thats just the way my mind works.But now I'm just rambling so i will shut up and let you get on with your life.

If you think that copying and pasting things on your profile is stupid, DON'T copy and paste this on your profile. Because that would make you a huge hypocite if you did. (and for the record i didn't copy this from anyones profile, I came up with it. So don't accuse me of being a hypocrite. Thank you.)

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Recovery by jarec reviews
Sequel to the Joker's Wild. As Beastboy slowly comes to terms with what happened to him, a vast plot against the Titans slowly unfolds. Chapter 62: An ending, a beginning and an apology.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 154,127 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Change by spartan585 reviews
Beast Boy has received an offer he CAN refuse. Question is; is there reason to? Chapter 15 amended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
One Man's Junk by Star of Airdrie reviews
Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cyborg - Complete
Life With No Green by amused4ever reviews
Title kinda sums it up. A person's most prized possesion is his identity...what happens when someone takes it away? Beast Boy is as normal as a green kid can be. Then again, there's always a chance 'average life' can catch up. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE bbrae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,558 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Joker's Wild by jarec reviews
COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Cat and Mouse by dlsky reviews
For Slade the game was in the challenge.For Robin his solace was in the fact he, not Slade who was immortal, would eventually grow old and die but Slade’s new plan just might make this game of cat and mouse last forever.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 619,898 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Robin, Slade - Complete
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Ransom reviews
Starfire is taken captive by Slade, and in exchange for her safe return he only wants one thing. Robin. Will the Boy Wonder give himself to the one-eyed madman, or risk losing the love of his life? Violence and some language. Traces of Beast Boy/Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Return reviews
Three months after the events of "Ransom" and the Titans have nothing to do. Slade is gone and crime in virtually non-existant. The only highlight is Cyborg returning from Central City. But is Danger looming on the horizon?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009