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Joined 06-18-09, id: 1974660, Profile Updated: 01-22-10
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Yola! (I've decided to make a new profile even though my cuz deleted my other one. -.-

Sooooooo...here's some things about me!!

My name is Sarah. (Well...duhh!)

My fav color is GREEN!! (Best color eva!)

I talk allllllll the time!!

(People who don't know me think i'm quiet. People who do know me wish i was.)

I can never ever stay on one subject in a conversation!

(this just happened a hour ago...)

I'm a left handed person!

(Like father like daughter! Go leftys!)

I am ALWAYS asking questions...random or not.

Some stuff on my profile i copied and pasted!! (I'm guilty!! Ahh!! who cares? sue me.)

I very rarely get super duper mad.

(Some of my close friends have never seen me mad or upset before!)

I is always happy!

I make up reeeaaally weird words and sayings!

MUSIC IS MY LIFE!! Without it i would die...

(Even though i can barely play an instrument...)

I always always ALWAYS have to wear a necklace.

(I mostly wear the one my cuz ((who deleted my old profile)) gave me which is a ring on a chain!)

I can't say the word figuratively.

I got the name SarahBelle from my friend who called me that one time.

My friends make fun of how i say "water"

(I roll the T.)

I change my mind ALLLL the time.

A character in one of my stories (Asher) is my captive. You will see him talking sometimes every now and then if i haven't "Accidentally" locked him in a closet.

And to top it off...

I LOVE FANFICTION!!

PLease R&R my stories!

Gracias!!

- -SarahBelle- -

Now...on with the random crap!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


My Dictionary of Words that is not in Alphabetical Order!

"Shoot a Monkey"

Meaning: Darn, Dang it, Shoot, crap, ect.

How word became: Heard Grandma say it.

"Grr Burger"

Meaning: Same as the first one.

How word became: Was trying to say Grr and then added burger on accident while trying to work out an equation in Math class.

"Dump"

Meaning: ...it could mean anything you want it to...

How word became: My cuz (Katie) told me this one. Her older brother (also my cuz) was being checked out by this old dude who was singing. Kate thought the man's nose was like hanging down towards his mouth and without a warning she yelled, "That man has a dump!!" Then ta da! Dump was formed!

"Crapper doodle"

Meaning: Means the same as crap.

How word became: I just wanted to add something to the end of crap. so crapper doodle was the first thing that came out of my mouth.

"Yola"

Meaning: Hello, whats up, yo, hola, hi, hows it going, how are you, shalome (i think thats how you spell it), Hello in Japenese (and any other language), heyy, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ...you get the picture.

How word became: Yo + Hola = Yola!

"Aguawater"

Meaning: Water

How word became: My friends were making fun of how i said water so i added agua to the begining to it.

"Dorkadit"

Meaning: Dork, idiot, stupid person, person who's not smart, weirdo.

How word became: Dork + a + Idiot = dorkadit!

And more that are going to be made in the future!!


Funny stuff i've heard so far in my life/ Random funny/ stupid stuff

I liked homework when it was called coloring.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!" -some guy in hadcuffs. "What? Your mother never told you?" - police officer.

I laugh at everything...sorry...its a habit.

Friends stop to ask if your ok, best friends scream SHE'S TICKED!! MOVE!!

Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you...That other guy. You right there! YES, YOU. Do you like tacos?

So stick that in your juice box and suck it

Q: Am i stupid or smart?

A: Yes

She's my best friend. You break her heart, i'll break your face.

Your my best friend Foreve_ but no R, because that would be the end of forever.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are the Knights Who Say NI!

We are now the Knights who say -speak gibberish-

This is how you roll your L's. "Le le le le le"

SILENCE!! ...i kill you.

"What does the D stand for?" - the puppet dude "My theme song." -puppet "What's your theme song?" - puppet dude. Puppet does superman pose "Du du du duuuuuu!"

Ooooh! Drama! Let's get some popcorn!!

i have a head!! OMG!! ME TOO!! LETS BE FRIENDS!!

Ok, lets stop being difficult and just take life's freaking lemons!

Don't make me get my poking stick!!

I love faking random accents

If's schools so smart how come grades go...A, B, C, D, F!! What ever happened to E??

Buddy the Elf whats your favorite color?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it!!

Come to de dark side!! (but bring a flashlight because its dark over here)

I would LOVE to jump into a pool of jello.

Always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.

Never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics

Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by

boys are like slinkies. they seem useless but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

boys are like parking spaces. all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are the handicapped.

the space between your fingers were created so that another person could full them - unknown

meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was completely choice, but fallling in love with you was beyond my control - unknown

if i could be any part of you id be you tears. to be concived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips - unknown

you know your in love when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Suess

today i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking about you - unknown

sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down - unknown

nobody is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry - unknown

its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces - unknown

if you cant get someone off your mind, they're probably supposed to be there - unknown

last night i looked up and matched each star with a reason why i love you. i was doing pretty good until i ran out of stars - unknown

love is giving someone the power to destroy you then trusting them not to - unknown

there is nothing worse then meaning nothing to the person who means everything to you - unknown

sometimes the person you fall for, isnt ready to catch you - unknown

flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - unknown (i am an expert at this) :P

the only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory - unknown

everything is funny as long as its happening to some one else - unknown

the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. but not in that order. - unknown


Funny things my little cousin has said.

My brother was holding her and her bro was holding a cat. "Jake put that cat DOWN!" then she turned towards my bro, "And George put me down too!"

I was messing around on my laptop, (Typing a chapter) and she came over saying, "Sarah, there's this game called Disney Faires." - her "Really?" - Me. "Yep! I really like that game!" - her "That's cool." - me "Yeah...we should play it sometime..." - her "Yeah we should." - me trying not to laugh. "I was kind of wondering...could we maybe...play it now??" - her looking hopeful. "Not right now i'm busy." -me nearly laughing. "Oh...ok. I reaally REALLY like that game though." - her. "Haha, okay we'll play it later." - me finally laughing.

She did something funny and my brother said, "Aww, your so funny." She looked at him and said, "I remember when you were my age and you were funny too!!" she's 9 or 10 years younger than him...

Her talking to my mom on the phone, "So what did you ask Santa for Christmas?" My mom asked her. (now remember my cuz is like 5) "I asked for a cell phone and a laptop...but i think my mom is going to tell him no."

My cousin is very VERY smart for her age. She can write, count, DO MATH, and Tevo her own shows! She can also do something else...The phone rang and my aunt answered it. "Hello?" "Hey mom, could you bring me some popcorn?" - lil cuz. She knows all of her siblings and parents cell phone numbers. Amazing lil kid...

My lil cuz, her mom and bro were shopping at a store. Her mom asked jake (her bro) where she was. He turned around and she wasnt there. They made everyone in the store look for her. My aunt was crying and freaking out. EVERYONE was trying to find her. My aunt looked inside one of those circular close racks and found her sitting in there!! "What were you doing?! I thought you had dissapeared!!" My aunt was freaking out and hugger her closly to her, "I was playing hide-and-go-seek." my little cuzin stated.

This is my other little cousin. Still really funny. She's like 6 or 7. She was telling me how much she thinks taylor lautner is really cute and then she said, "Yeah he is soooo cute, he has more stuff then my daddy too." Meaning taylor has a eight pack or whatever and her dad...welll...doesn't.

OKay!! i have a new one!!

My little cuzin went to her friends house and my aunt went over to pick her up. when they were in the car my aunt asked her if she had fun. "Yep! I learned a new game too!" -Cuz "What game?" - aunt "Poker!" - cuz "Poker??" - aunt looking skeptical "Yep!" - cuz "How do you play?" - aunt "Well...say you have two Jacks...thats a pair!" - cuz who now knows how to play poker.


Fav MAx Ride quotes

"Note to self: Give subconscious a pep talk re: better dreams." - Max

"I love Nudge. Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." - Max

"Sometimes he seems like a droid - or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2." - Max

It! Angel thought and wanted to scream. I'm not an it! - Angel

"Maybe he was a good whitecoat- like jeb. And maybe the moon was made out of cream cheese." -Angel

"Hello Lab? May i speak to a testube please?" - Max

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2)Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3)Sarcastic "youve got to be kidding me" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."

"Total you're black"
"I prefer Canine American" - Total/Iggy

"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please? - Max/Dr Martinez

It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of coarse we should go check it out!" -Max
"But we're grounded" -Fang
I stared at him for a second, and then we both burst out laughing.

"Max? Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth." -Iggy
"No - I'm in a towel." -Max
"I'm blind" -Iggy
"No! You're kidding! Are you sure?" -Max
"Very funny." -Iggy -Max/Iggy

"This is like a clown car." -Total
"Why does the dog get to sit on your lap? How about a kid?" -Gazzy
"Oh, 'The dog.' Very nice." -Total
"Because you're not allowed to have people on your lap in front seats. I'ts not safe. If a cop saw us we'd be stopped for sure. You want Total back there?" -Max
"NO!!" -Everyone
"Just deal people. Only for a little while. We're going to stop as soon as we find a place to sleep." -Max
"The dog." -Total
"Shh." -Max
"Are you saying you're not a dog." -Gazzy
"Okay you two. Enough! Everyone quiet, okay? We're looking for a place to sleep. Just chill." -Max
"Does anyone wasnt to sing 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall?" -Fang
"NO!!" -everyone - Max/Gazzy/Total/Fang

Here's something that might not occur to you: if a state trooper sees a weird, patchwork Toyota Echo hurtling down I-95, and it looks like half
a small country is emigrating to the states in this one little car, you might get stopped.
Just FYI. -Max

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. ~Max

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)


Fav FanFic Quotes

“Oh shut up, by the way don’t ruin the pants they’re Versace.” Ella said as she applied some mascara to her face. “Veracha who? And yeah that’s all I’ll be thinking about if Flyboys attack me. Don’t ruin the precious pants.” Please note sarcasm. (Remember me? By CraZy.Muffin.Grew.WingZ.)

“Max you have to wear these boots.” Nudge held up a pair of white suede boots with a heel. HEEL! “Oh no, I’m wearing my good old sneakers. I don’t care what you say or do I am not wearing those boots. Shall I repeat? I. Am. Not. Wearing. Those. Boots. Get it? Got it? Good.” I crossed my arms over my chest and ‘humph’ed. I wouldn’t wear them if you paid me a million dollars. Two million…we can talk. (Remember Me?)

“So guys how was your first day of school?” I asked, feeling a bit distant from them. I felt guilty for running upstairs without talking to them, and ignoring them for the past few days. “Obviously not as awesome as yours! We heard you kicked some guys butt and got detention! That’s so awesome!” Who else could’ve said that but Gazzy? I shot him a look. Great now all of them are going to go kick someone’s butt. Way to be a role model Max. “Don’t worry Max, I don’t have to kick people’s butts I can make them kick their own.” Angel reassured as if that was any better. Remember, she’s the mind reader. “Okay listen up, no one is going to kick anyone’s butt unless it’s like a Flyboy or something. Comprende?” I said sternly, resisting the temptation to take a bite of my pancakes which would ruin the effect I was trying to make. (Remember Me?)

“MAX!” (Ella) “What?” I was getting really frustrated with everyone getting mad at me when it comes to Fang. “You were supposed to let him kiss you.” Ella scolded and I rolled my eyes. “Oh, I’m so sorry I didn’t let him. Oh no, it’s the end of the world. He hates me know.” I said sarcastically, clutching my heart. (Remember me?)

“Okay guys listen up. Iggy and Gazzy you’re together. Then it’s Angel, Nudge and me. And lastly is the two lovebirds. We all meet in front of the park at eleven sharp. Any questions?” (Ella) obviously I didn’t say that. “Yeah, who put you in charge?” I snapped. (Remember me?)

Maximum, what am I going to do with you? The Voice said, sounding almost… amused? Do you mind? I yelled in my head. Why are you giving me another brain explosion? I thought we were over the whole let’s randomly blow up Max’s head phase! (Just Makes Me Stronger By dallascowboysncountrymusicfan)


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse)

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile


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Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!


STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile


Have you ever wondered...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom! (You have all the credit!)


A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'. ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _gry?

I know the ANSWER!! YAY!!


Now...you all have to meet...the amazing...spectacular...BEST PERSON EVA!!

coughs

Yeah right...

Asher: Hey!!

Me: Well...i'm not going to LIE to them.

Asher: Thanks for your support...

Me: Uhh...your welcome? I though i didnt support you very well but i guess i did! Yay me!!

Asher: Can you just introduce me??

Me: Fine...this is ASHER!!

Asher: -waiting-

Me: -looking at Asher-

Asher: -Still waiting-

Me: -wondering what he's waiting on-

Asher: -clears throat-

Me: What? i introduced you.

Asher: But all you said was my name!!

Me: Thats all they need to know about you buddy ole' pal...-pats his back-

Ash: Fine! I'll tell them!

Me: Oh, look!! We're out of time.

Asher: No we're not.

Me: We'll talk to you guys later!!

Asher: B-but i didn't introduce myself!!

Me: oh...well too bad we got to go!

Asher: No we don't!!

Me: I'm the one typing so shut up.

Asher: Fine..but i'm telling them next time.

Me: Of COURSE you are.

Asher: Yep!! Bye everyone!! Till next ti-

Me: Yeah, yeah. BYE!! PEace out!! http://www.allcarwallpapers.com/wallpapers/previews/chevrolet-camaro-concept-5433.jpg

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Gibson Robot -- http://www.mrcbr.com/wp-content/uploads/gibson_robot_guitar.jpg

Heart Shaped guitar -- http://www.zemaitis.net/images/acoustic-guitar-Z-SHS_R.jpg

Sunburst guitar -- http://www.mveducation.com/assets/products/48450_l.jpg

Black Guitar -- http://www.acousticguitar.com/Media_Files/Products/RainSongBlackIceGuitar-200-0109.jpg


ATTENTION!!

ASHER NOW HAS HIS OWN BLOG!!

Yay!!

Please check it out and support Asher and his quest to get as many friends as possible!! (He also told me he wants to try and rule the world...so...) Support Asher!! He want's to rule the world and get as many friends as possible!!

Check it out!!

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Please!

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True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,574 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Outcast Among Royalty by Claire Ride reviews
Fang, a prince that can never be king. Max, a maid to a wealthy family. Two people that have no future, but will things fall apart when everything seems so perfect? Possible death. NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
The Taming of the Shrew by ozykingofkings reviews
Ig, a new student at Padua High falls in love with Nudge. However, Nudge can't date unless her sister Max does. There's just one problem: Max hates guys. What happens when Fang is paid to take out Max? Will Fang be able to tame the shrew?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Painful Secrets and I Love You's by Amber.Hummingbird reviews
Max is the new girl, and Fang is the bad boy who can't get over his ex, Lissa. When Nudge introduces them to each other, sparks fly. Slight AU. FAXNESS ON HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Fax Baby Story by Katyi reviews
What if Fang left because he didn't want the child Max was pregnant with? What happens when he returns two years later? FAX! R&R! NO LONGER ON HIATUS! PLEASE READ MY NOTE IN CH.6 EVERYONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Max, Fang
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Assassination by Fangrules reviews
Maximum Ride is an assassin. She's the best at what she does, no questions asked - until she meets Fang Martin and the line between black and white starts to blur. He holds the answers to questions she didn't know she had - but the only way to get them is to defy orders and keep him alive. It isn't going to be easy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Max, Fang
Love is a Deadly Mission by PowerInWriting reviews
Fang has become a spy at the agency, Winged Angels. He's paired up with Max Ride to find out about Itex. He's attracted to Max, but her motto is, "Never fall in love." Will he be able to change her mind while completing his deadly mission? FAX! All human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Rivalry Among the Winged by Living In My Imagination reviews
Iggy's acting weird, becoming more like Fang. Max thinks it's hormones. Fang knows better. Meanwhile Max has something to hide too; something niether of her boys are expecting. Lots of Fax. Better than the Summary. M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
The Eagles by Hena reviews
Max is a leader of a Gang in her town. There are 5 major gangs that rule it. Fang is the leader of "The Flock." Max has two lives one at school and at home, and one with her gang. What happens when a gang leader transfers to her school? FAX/NIGGY T PLUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
My Angel of Darkness by Shiv3r reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Skater Boy by Niamhooo reviews
Based on the song by Avril Lavigne. Max moves to a quirky town and starts to fall for a certain dark haired skater boy.. but what happens when her mothers past changes her life just when Fang needs her? Mistakes happen, for the better or the worst. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,581 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Ghostly Pleasures by Ilovejolly16 reviews
The story of a life being able to see the supernatural. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Max, Fang
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,645 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Just Watch by Lov3lyL3xi reviews
Max and Fang have been neighbors since ever, but never really talked to each other. Every night, he'd hear the horrifying disturbances going on in her home, waking him up. One day, he decides to ring her door bell. This just might have saved her life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,541 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
The Hostile Encounters by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Maximum and The Shadow; the two best street fighters of their generation. Their rivalry is fueled full force when the biggest brawl in years is set to go down. For the first time they will meet... and only one will be victorious. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,143 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Misplaced Trust by independentwriter-137 reviews
Formerly known as Conning a Con Man. Fang is a con man about to pull of his biggest heist yet. He's about to steal fortunes from a man named Mr. Batchelder by gaining his trust through his daughter. Flawless plan right? Well what happens when he starts to fall for the girl? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Something Gone Wrong by me38242 reviews
Max and Fang are half-brother and sister who have never met before, until they're suddenly thrust into the same household together. What happens when they're caught in a forbidden romance? Taboo. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,607 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Island Paradise by Fangrules reviews
At the age of eight Max was shipwrecked and her family killed. Now she lives on an island far from any form of civilization. When a group of settlers come to her island she treats them as she would any other - as a threat - but it doesn't take long for her to realize they are special.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Max, Fang
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bets always lead to broken hearts by Fangrules reviews
Fang Dente is the typical popular boy loved by everyone with one exception - Maximum Ride. She's the unbreakable. What happens when Fang agrees to a bet that will either make or break everything he's grown to love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,479 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Locked In by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
A simple hanging in overdue work turned into me being a prisoner in my school gym with a guy I knew nothing about. This was going to be one hell of a night. But he was pretty cute... FAX! **Hilarious ensures!**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Can A Golden Couple Rust? by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Max and Dylan are the Golden Couple. They share an apartment, but when Dylan's twin Fang gets kicked out of his parents house he moves in with Dylan and Max. Now Max struggles with the attraction she has to Fang, while Dylan grows more distant M/D M/F
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves in a new adventure,boarding school.Now problems insue, boyfriends,friends,enimes, and roomates you can't stand. Max OC's, Fang OC's, Major Fax. Other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,158 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summer Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is the rich kid that spends her summers with different guys, but every summer she searches for the same one. The dark haired, dark eyed boy that saved her as a child. Will this be the summer that changes her life, or will it all be forgotten?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Living on Campus by Maeeflower reviews
While their parents move to Italy, Max and her sibling's end up going to boarding school in the states. They meet new friends, and run into old ones along the way. What could happen when you're with kid's your age 24/7?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Again? by HappyLuckyInLove reviews
All Human, A lot of age changes. Max has nightmares, when a certain Tall-Dark-and-handsome moves in will they stop or get worse? Fax, possible other pairings, possible OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Take Me As I am by Zebe oreo reviews
Nick Roderick Spears "Fang": Famous singer who hates it. Maximum Ride: Street kid just trying to get through life. What happens when they suddenly cross paths? Rated T because I've always been paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Fang, Max
A Westside story by laurel alex reviews
Max and Fang are both in gangs in NYC. What happens when both hateful gangs plan to fight each other for dominance? Who will win? And what if Fang and Max are madly in love? What will happen then? Mid. of T and M. R&R please. FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Kidnapping by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang and Dylan was hired by Jeb to kidnap his own daughter. Not for evil purposes, but for a more personal purpose. Max is the last person to know. Let's just say Max have to make a choice that will probably determine her future. WARNING: SAD ENDING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
6 minutes in hell by laurel alex reviews
Fang-now 19 yrs old believes tht he needs to take part in what has been happening around him all his life,war.He expected to be thaught how to survive in the war.The last thing he expected was to fall in love with a solider, Max. FAX! FAX! FAX! Fangs POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Fang, Max
6 minutes in heaven by laurel alex reviews
Max Angel, Nudge are adopted sisters living with Dr M. On Maxs 18th birthday she announces to everyone that she's going to join the army to serve our country. There, Max falls for a boy named Fang. But what happens when trouble seeks them out? FAX! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Written in the Stars by makorrashenanigans reviews
Companion piece to "Welcoming the Heartache". Summary will be posted up later when one can be thought of :P Please check it out though it currently doesn't have a summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Max, Fang
All's Fair in War and Europe by EvilPumpkin reviews
It started out as a standard US Military training exercise. One minute Max and Fang were busy fighting each other. The next minute, they were fighting for their lives. Rated T for now, but might end up M. All-human/AU fic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Max, Fang
I Hate to Love You by DatAss Cosplay reviews
Fang and Max have hated each other for years, both actually harboring a deep secret of their own. Wings. But when something takes a turn for the worst, how will Max deal? And who is really her new friend on the internet who claims to be like her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Max, Fang
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
The iPod screen by TMI reviews
Fang returns to the flock's house after two months of being on his own. He wanders around Max's moonlit room, discovering things that will help him make the decision to stay or go. No longer a one or two shot! Thanks for all the support, people! Love you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Trouble in Paradise by personableperson reviews
Fang thinks Max's life is perfect. She lives in one of the richest and nicest places in the entire state, and he is poor. But, he's wrong. Max is abused. The only thing she is focused on is keeping her siblings safe. Slowly they become friends. all human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Max, Fang
The Nanny by SallSall reviews
He's the guy everyone wants to know and get acquainted with; she's a girl desperate to finally spread her wings and leave home. He's dark, sexy, surprisingly sweet and single; she's fiesty, quick witted and complicated. She happens to apply for a certain job and lands it, not aware of the unexpected things that might accompany it. They're along for the ride no matter what happen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Wanted Hurt by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Max is being abused and bullied so she decides to start cutting herself. But then a new family moves in and try to befriend her. She won't open her shell or does Fang help her to open up. Or will she take the pain away permanetly. FAX!FAX! FAX later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,069 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Fang
The Love of Fighting and Fighters by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
Maximum Ride: a black belt with a quick temper and an even quicker tongue. Fang Riley: a street fighter nicknamed Shadow, and known for his deadly silence. Put them together and you have one heck of a story. FAX. No wings. Continued by me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mistakes Unmade by bronco-babe-82592 reviews
Set about four years after MR3. Max goes into near depression without her best friend, basically. Been working on it for a while and finally decided to post. Still writing. First time posting story, but not first fan fic. Enjoy and review, please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Shades of Color by acidwash22 reviews
Its nine&a half years after Fang left. Max is sitting on her couch going through her latest article when a tall, dark, and winged guy knocks on her door 10&half years early. But can she forgive him? Can he turn their words of grey into worlds of color?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,620 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Torn between the two by lavalamp29 reviews
Max and Lissa have been friends since they were five, but Max finds herself in bed with Lissa's boyfriend, Fang. They try to forget about that night, but they can't deny the feelings they have. Based off the book, Something Borrowed by: Emily Griffin!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Vienna by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
Max and Fang were together... But that all changed when IT happened. IT will never leave either of their minds. Fang leaves, almost certain that he will never see her again. He couldn't be more wrong. Mang/Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
12 Days Of Christmas by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Max was taken away 8 years ago and this Christmas she escaped and she has found the Flock. But she isn’t exactly the person that they were expecting. She looks different: younger, older and birdier at the same time! Can she put her family back together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,206 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Max, Fang
Free Falling by writeroses1029 reviews
Maximum Ride despises that her school has now become co-ed, especially since she hates men. To her, this upcoming school year will be terrible. But what if it's destiny? And what if someone can save her? She'll have to open up her heart to find out. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Love, Life and Music by IdIoTiC-FrEaK-Of-NaTuRe reviews
AH! Fang's got a secret. But will she ever feel the same. And with the drama of high school, will Iggy ever be able to keep his promise. Or will the fame get to their heads, and make them forget the people that were there from before. BEING REWRITTEN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,883 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
What They Don't Know by writeroses1029 reviews
Max's friends have given her a choice- either she dates Fang, her best friend since forever or Iggy, the popular guy who wants to take her to prom. This results in some problems when secrets are revealed and choices are made. Complete AU! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,833 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Max, Fang
Who Wants To Date My Sister? by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Ella is the most populare girl at school, but has one big problem- She's not alowed to date untill her tomboy older sister Max does. Now, in order to date Ella, Iggy has to find a guy for Max- too bad no one will. But what about the hot reble Fang Vemon?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Darkness by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
Fang rapes Max? Continued / Finished by coolchick1616
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,136 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Complicated Aftermath by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Secrets are revealed. People begin deceiving. Entire beings are threatened. No matter what happens in life, the aftermath usually leads to something more complicated than the original encounters themselves. -Sequel to The Hostile Encounters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,309 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hardest thing to do, say I love you by 11Stardust11 reviews
Max just moved into her Aunt's old house. Max and Fang are immediately attracted to each other. But Fang has a secret, he has wings. Will he hide his love for her? Will Max be OK with Wings? Will Fang's dad Jeb see Max as an experiment? Awesome! FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Performing School Of Love and Hate by chocoholic121 reviews
Max and Fang go to a performing arts school,and are arch enemies, what happens when on a school trip to New York,they are too compete for the chance to put on a show for top Broadway directors, and guess who's paired up? Full Sumary inside, FAX, All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Killer Love by flockgrl18 reviews
He had backed me into a wall. I couldn't attack; the last thing I wanted to do was hurt Fang. It was so easy for him right now, that I realized it couldn't be him. "What's a matter, Max? You don't love me anymore?" Fang 2 shot me a sick smile, closing in.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
Determination by FlowerChild22 reviews
Max is used to the guys after her, but doesn't care for a relationship. New guy, Fang Smith, wants to show her that she can love. Short and a little rushed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Since when was i the new girl? by MeThinks-I-Like-Books reviews
Jeb leaves max to go on a scientific project and sends her to live with her mom valencia martinez in her big english country house with her kids, ella, gazzy and angel. What will max think of them and their neighbours, especially Fang? All human. R&R FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dogtags, Airplanes, Circles, and Promises by Probably-Not-Morgan-Freeman reviews
Max Ride was born and raised as an Army-brat, but when her father dies when shes 12, she swears to never fall in love with a military man. When she's 18 she meets the man of her dreams, the one she swore she never wanted. All Human. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Lockdown by Ilovejolly16 reviews
Six teenagers trapped in a highschool fighting the ultimate battle of survival. It isnt a drill, it isnt a prank. But answer me this. How long could you survive in a Lockdown? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Max, Fang
Fang: The Black Hawk by Heart of Diamond reviews
2/3: Bloodline Trilogy. Max's enemies are hungry for revenge. The election is coming up & Max is once again fighting for her child, freedom & those she loves most. With war, survival, running, hiding & trust at risk you have to fight to fly on. Fax! Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
I Met Him In Detention by XxCoolLikeFirexX reviews
Max and her group are the best dancers in the town. A new boy moves in and all the girls immediately have crushes on him. Everyone but Max. When they both end up in detention together, they find out something they have in common. FAX and other pairings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Fang, Max
Disappearance by Dinomonsterer reviews
Max is sent to Hadley military school for Americas worst teens. But everything at Hadley is not as it seems. Students keep disappearing, teachers seem to have inhuman powers, and Max can feel herself changing with every second she spends there. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,324 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Be My Pretend Boyfriend? by Rainpath-Lizzie reviews
Max was trying to get away from Sam. Again. This time she escaped into a club, and in a desperate attempt to avoid him, ends up asking a random stranger to be her pretend boyfriend to get rid of him. That stranger just so happens to be Fang…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by annabeth210 reviews
The Flock just started school at Arizona Acadamy and Max thinks she's found love. But when Fang discovers the truth about Max's 'too perfect boyfriend', will she be willing to beleive him? Post FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,027 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Max, Fang
New Beginnings by marseelee reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What If? by shelbae reviews
What if Max never met the Flock? What if Max was never at the School? What if Max was at the Institute for Higher Living? What if Max was the girl in the cage with the wings? What if? VERY LONG HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,369 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Max, Fang
A Camping Trip Of A Life Time by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
"Max how do you feel about camping?" He asked. My mouth drops open, "Huh?" I asked confused. Is anyone else confused because how is that have anything to do with the outcome of... Some are human, some aren't. And Fax! Full summary inside. Please give it a chance. Review too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summer Suprises by WannaBeWinged reviews
Max had to move away from her friends Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel when she was 14 and now three years later they come up to stay with her for the summer, bringing along Nudge's new adoptive brother Fang. FAX!Rated T because I'm paranoid.No wings...Yet!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Max, Fang
Choir's Angel by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max is choir director at World High. Her student, Ella, is being seriously bullied and, worried for her, calls her guardian, Fang. As Fang fixes the situation with Ella, he and Max grow closer. And is there something going on between Iggy and Nudge? AU, T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,373 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Sophomore Year by moncheri9 reviews
"As we approached our usual spot, I saw it was already taken. By ONE guy." Max has never been interested in a boyfriend. Don't get her wrong, she dates a little. Just never anything serious. What happens when she meets Fang? But it's not just THAT easy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Max, Fang
Assembling the Pieces by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
The Sequel to 'The Missing Piece! You don't have to read the first story to get this one. There's drama, romance, betrayal & confusion, Who will be the leader? Everyone in the Flock has a new destiny, will they accept or fight it? FAX! COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,418 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Missing Piece by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
POST FANG! FAX! Ok, I hated the ending of FANG, so before James Patterson does anything else, I have to fix the cliffy that he left us to deal with. Much better than it sounds and gets better and better with each chapter! FAX! Needs Reviews! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,793 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Way Back When by Rayven49 reviews
Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,507 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Jealousy by Hena reviews
Max is always jealous of Fang and how he's always surrounded by girls.Then this new kid shows up. Will Max still be head over heals for Fang or will she change her mind? FAX Rated T plus to M for Language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Max, Fang
You Belong with Me by pippin19 reviews
Fang is captain of the football team, Max is his best friend and star of the softball team. Lissa is head cheerleader and Fang's girlfriend. All human. Based on the song of the same title by Taylor Swift.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fang, Max
Welcome Home! by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Max moved from Virginia to California when she was nine with her father, Jeb. Now, when he gets remarried, she moves back to Virginia, and meets her old friends all over again. What will happen with one friend in particiular? Best friends, or more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,507 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Tough, Sarcastic, and Beautiful by ArtIsOurAmmunition reviews
Having federal agents as parents has its ups and downs. The up is the definitely the thrill and adventure. The down is that here in California, things started to go wrong. Really wrong. And somewhere along the line, I managed to fall in love...FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Fang, Max
From The Inside by xoshvxo15 reviews
In this, Max is abused by Jeb and is a newbie in high school. this is just her life and such. Will Fang find out about the abuse? And how will he react? Will his love for Max change or stay by her side? FAX and NIGGY! first fan fic. I will update soon!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Your Guardian Angel by musicobbsesed reviews
Max is abused Fang is her ex bestfriend. let's see what happens when a dare goes wrong t for maybe violence. no wings and one more thing censored
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How To Hate A Hot Aerobics Instructer by Niamhooo reviews
What happens when Max moves to a new town and is nearly always paired up with cocky aqua aerobics instucter Fang? Will she learn to change hate into love, or will Fangs past stand in the way? OOC, Fax, maybe Niggy. WRITTEN BY TWO PEOPLE ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Fang, Max
You Have the Right to Remain Silent by BookHunter reviews
Fang has been on the run for years, when the FBI finally catch up to him. Surprised, they see that he can be a valuable tool. A new case comes up involving a dangerous man named Riley Jones...and Maximum Ride? What happens when Fang ends up catching Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Max
BroCode by gee.thanks reviews
Fang's twin brother Shade is going out with the girl down the street –AKA MAX-one problem? He's only doing it to settle an age-old deal. One sealed in spit the day the blonde moved in…11 years ago. AH no wings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang
ThisIsLife by BookHunter reviews
Max has never been able to make friends, she's nothing but a lone kick boxer. She's always been different and conflicted. Once she meets a boy named Fang...her life completely changes, and not all for the good. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,190 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Running Out of Words to Say by Tarlyn reviews
Maximum Ride, track star, is at the top of the school and doesn't think she needs a boyfriend. Until handsome and quiet Fang Burke comes around that is. It's love and first sight for both of them and he has nothing to say to her or anyone else.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Missing by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
3 years after STWAOES. Max is taken back to the School and Fang and Iggy get themselves captured to save her. Fang comes down with an illness that hasn't been seen in nearly a hundred years. 3 mysterious people visit.FAX EGGY. Summary subject to change
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,173 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Fang, Max
A Reason To Love Carnivals by xXFallenAngelWolfyXx reviews
Max and Fang meet at a carnival, but what happens when he puts Max in danger and is forced to protect her? what will Max think of this? FAX! hehehe...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Tough Love by XxMRulesXx reviews
Max is a new girl who moved next door to the mysterious Fang. When they first meet, Max thinks that he is a jerk. But when they spend more time together, they get closer...too close. Fang has a big secret. One word: wings! Will this affect their love? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Chasing Ride by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max gets captured by the school. It's been 10 years since she's seen the flock, and she's finally escaped the school. what happens when she finds the flock? will they even take her back? MAJOR FAX review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Words Left Unsaid by Asha Childly reviews
COMPLETE! So this is a Fax. It's really good. You should read it. It's post FANG, sort of what happened after he left on both sides. Rated for mild language, and some sexual referances. I promise I'll tell you if it gets too bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
House Arrest by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fang gets put on house arrest for a year for beating a guy up, nearly killing him. With a whole year stuck at home, Fang starts to realize just how short his life really is. Mang, as always.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,192 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - [Fang, Max]
Another by Fly On Aya reviews
Deveraux Academy for Girls is the school Max will spend the rest of her senior year. There, she befriends Kaichou and somewhere along the way, she meets Fang. Maybe her life is gonna change. WARNING: CLICHE FLASHBACKS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,003 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Twelve Years Later by Ellie Parker reviews
Max and Fang went through a lot, and when their first child finally comes, what happens when someone from the past starts to awaken some old feelings? And who does the second child truly belong to? And who is De – Ja - Vu?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,765 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Under The Surface by wolflover777 reviews
Max is an orphan that goes to live with the Martinez family. Can Fang uncover her past and what lies "under the surface"? It sounds like Is This Really Home, but it's different. READ!: This story is only partially AH! One flock member has wings! Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Max, Fang
Step Brother by laurel alex reviews
No Wings. When Max's mom remarries, who knew that Max would fall for her new step brother Fang? Yeah, I know, the summary is short and it sux. But please R&R! Thanks! FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Max, Fang
Hidden Beneath by xXIts-PsychoticXx reviews
When Max find out her whole life was fake, she escapes Itex, and become a hobo in Boston. Now Itex is after her, when she runs into a boy who works in his mothers baker, he is fourced to go after her when she steals his bike.Rated T cuz i rate evrything T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Just Another Year by Fly On Aya reviews
Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Beautiful Kind of Ugly by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Takes place in medieval times, where witches and dragons live. Max is a princess who has been rejected by everyone, and Fang is a freak, who strikes fear into the hearts of peasants and kings alike. Will fate ever let them be together? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Move Along by shelbae reviews
Fang: Bad boy exchange student. Max: "Good girl" gone bad. One house. Two people. Well, five really. Not quite a plot yet. Humorish. T for language and possible violence. I like it! Finally, a title! Move Along All-American Rejects. Love the song or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,614 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Max, Fang
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Oh NO! by penguinwiggle reviews
DONT READ UNDER SERIOUS CONSTRUCTION!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Max, Fang
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Servant by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
When a tragedy occurs in Max's family, a job as a maid in Fang's household could be her only option. As she stays and falls for Fang, will they have the strength to stay together, with everything in their way? AU. FAX and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,635 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Max, Fang
The Beginning of the End by BookNerd7 reviews
When Max's parents perish in a horrible house fire, she is sent to Arizona to live with her birth father. Max's heart is broken and closed off from everyone. Fang, her next door neighbor, tries to break through. What will happen? A/U Fax On Hiatus!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,307 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Archangels by californiarolldreams reviews
Fang is a prince of the world Seraph. His father is dead and he must take the throne. He needs a queen, so he travels to Earth with a new life. But there are ones that will do anything so he doesn't find his queen. Will he find her in time? AU. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Fang, Max
Silver Whistle by Girl In Heaven reviews
Max and Dylan are twins adopted by the Martinez's. They've got lot's of secrets, and Fang want's to unravle them. FAX. EGGY. IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE CONTAINING DETAILS ABOUT THE AUTHOR INSIDE! AUTHOR DIED BUT STORY WILL BE FINSHED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Moving On by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends forever. Iggy Haines, a famous singer, comes to live in Max's house and Fang is jealous. Meanwhile, Jade Calloway is going through her own personal hell. How will it all end? Completed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Storm Blood by Tears of Constantine reviews
Fang is shot by Angel hunters and Max realizes that the wound had become infected. Now she wants to fullfill his dieing wishes. No matter what they are. Major Fax, this is a high rated t story. I mean what are a dudes final wishes? Romeo and Juliet theme
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
Unbreakable Wall by GirlWithBook reviews
AllHuman. Max is once again at a new school. There she is haunted by an abusive ex, and finds her niche, but she also finds Fang. So she puts up her patented, unbreakable wall. But is it as unbreakable as she thought. FAX, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
Come Back To Me by chocoyum4 reviews
Fang and his new flock are in New York. When he and his flock go to stop a terrorist attack they meet up with Max and her flock. Will he go back to his old flock and Max? Or will he stick to his note and wait the rest of the 18 years left?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Once Upon A Glance by Fly On Aya reviews
Max's 22. Her mom said she needs a husband. But she doesn't want to. That was before she was saved by the famous Lord Nicholas Grey. Now, Max doesn't know what's going on with her ever since he came stumbling in her life. WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT SETTING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang, the one and only by OCDBookNerd reviews
Fangs pov, fax and lots of it maybe niggy, the flock go to a hotel, what will happen? there will be fax! hee hee read and review, I don't own max ride, or fang read if you dare! hope you enjoy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Fang, Max
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Never Alone by LifeToDeath reviews
All Human. Max lives with he abusive "dad". With her mom and twin brother dead she is all alone. Until they move to a little town in Arizona...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
truths and hardships by FireNumchuckNinjaPrincess reviews
AU. Max has had a hard life of living of the streets alone. Fang has lived in the same place his entire life,and he's sick of it. When the two cross paths, a most exciting story evolves.:D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Max, Fang
All in the City of New York by NamesCat reviews
AU. Fang is the closed off president of one of the most successful companies in the nation while Max is the fun, witty waitress. Can their differences be put aside? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Max, Fang
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Is This Really Home? by wolflover777 reviews
Fang's next door neighbors adopt Max. He's the popular bad boy in school. She's the tough, sarcastic orphan. Will they get along? Will Max tell them how she became an orphan? First story, so suggestions are very appreciated! Chapter 18 is now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Savin' It by XJamesBondX reviews
Formerly called Chapter 71 in Fang's POV. It's just about the flock saving the world. Crappy title I know. Lots of FAX and some Eggy. Rated T because I'm really paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,597 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Messedup Highschool Life by Fly On Aya reviews
When Max moves to Virginia, she didn't expect to meet Fang and fall for him. She totally didn't expect that he'll also fall for her. Why do they have to be so stubborn and deny everything? It's love and you don't deny love. WARNING: HIGHSCHOOL STUPIDITY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,735 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang Venom Must Die! by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Fang is the king of high school and is now dating the three hottest girls Nudge, Ella, and Bridget. When Max comes she tells them and then helps them get back at him by beaking his heart. But what happens when she starts to fall for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Songfic oneshots by Aleria14 reviews
A series of songfic oneshots about Max/Fang and other members of the Flock. Contains lots of FAX expressed through our favorite songs. Previously a 'Fall For You' oneshot but I decided to continue it. Lots of FAX...obviously!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Not So Normal by biteoutoflife reviews
High school wasn't what Max expected by a long shot. Detention, boys, and learning have nothing on what happens next in her dull life. She believes she's losing her mind, but she finds out she's not alone in her fight to save the world. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,229 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Around the World by Zikkie reviews
Max and Fang have finally gotten together, but then Max disappears. After finding a note from 'Max,' Fang starts a search around the world for her. But will he find Max? Or will his expiration date get him before he does? AH, AU. Sequel to Separation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Fang, Max
In and Out of Love by MyNameIsCAL reviews
In a strained relationship, Fang is in a delicate position as Max's best friend. But Fang loves her, even though Max doesn't love him back. He watches her get hurt again and again and now he knows he save her. Fang's POV mostly. FAX later on, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
You are the one by Sami Nyckole reviews
Max is a stubborn teen living with her mom and her sister Ella when Fang a new guy at school turns her life upside down. The book is way better than the summary and the title so please READ IT AND REVIEW IT! R&R! Major FAXNESSSS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Max, Fang
School Days by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
life in the school when they were kids. Things will be different than what the books mention because the books won't happen. Little kid Fax. In the begining they were three but age as the story goes on. T for langague and for what happens to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Dark Side of Antarctica by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
The Final Warning in Fang's POV. Follows the books, but also unveils a behind-the-scenes scheme we never saw. A scheme meant to rip apart Max and Fang. FAX. T for teen book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 54,627 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Solace by rootlessdream reviews
New horrors reveal themselves and Max begins to realize the end could be near for the Flock. What will she decide when the Voice asks her to do the unthinkable? Set after MR4. Fang/Max. Action/Adventure/Romance/Suspense. Extended Summary Inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Max, Fang
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Shields Don't Protect The Heart by Mkitkat reviews
Max was kicked out of the flock and has been in Itex for four years. What happens when the flock is captured and she's the only one who can get them out? Yeah it sounds like every one else's, but I promise its not! There is FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iggy's Turn For Some Love by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
Sequel to The Maximum Ride. Iggy goes to Max for advice. He has 2 girls after him. Kind of. But then a guy comes into the picture. It's way better than it sounds. Iggy gets into trouble! HE GETS- READ AND FIND OUT! Review, please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Separation by Zikkie reviews
At age eight, Max and Fang are best friends. Max is forced away from him by her dad. Six years later, fate brings them together once again. But will everything be the same? Or has Max found a new best friend--and possibly a new lover? All human; AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,161 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The MaximumRide by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
Max and the Flock run into a creep on the streets. Find out what he says to make Max want to hurt him, and also embarrass the crap out of Fang at the same time. Rated T for pervertedness..Only mild though. REVIEW! No flames please...One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
All In a Days Work by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
What if Max and Fang already went to school together? What if they hated each other? What if Iggy was the new kid? Could he bring them closer than they ever could have imagined? Or will he be brought onto the battlefield? AU. T for safety. My First FF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Fang, Max
She Stole My Heart by Rider of Dreams reviews
All Human! Fang's parents die and he goes to an orphange where he meets the flock and Ella. He falls in love with Max, but she is afraid to like him back, because, well, you'll see later on in the story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
Sequel to Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me, But can stand alone. After max tries to kill her self she meets some new friends that can help her save the world from a new and improved Itex
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
PREVIOUSLY NAME BATTLE OF THE BANDS! After the Flock split up in STWAOES they didn't get back together, now they meet again. FAX! Help from the7thflockmember
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,432 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Fang, Max
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Maximum Ride: Live For the Song reviews
SEQUEL TO MAXIMUM RIDE:FEEL THE MUSIC. Fang left Max. Max's left alone, heartbroken, and only has her music to comfort her. Can Fang fix his mistake after he has repeatedly broken promises, and now, broken the once unbreakable Maximum Ride? READ! REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Feel the Music reviews
I hummed the tune and smiled as the calm feeling flowed through me. I slowly started to play my guitar. The melody sounded just about right. I took a deep breath and began to sing. . . SongFic! All human! Max's life as a human! FAX! Plz R&R! Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 103,680 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Life of a Teenage Mutant Bird Kid reviews
I faintly heard someone yell my name and then more yelling, but I was too far gone to reply. Then I felt my body collide into the ground. Crap. I’m so dead. Literally... FAX! Basicaly Max keeps getting the short end of the stick! Story is finished!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,918 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete