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Joined 06-18-09, id: 1975176, Profile Updated: 08-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I guess this is where I tell you about myself. I have to decided to use a bullet point format because I don't want to count, and bullets are more fun than the alphabet.

I live in Auckland, New Zealand. (Find a map.)

I've been writing Fan Fiction for 11 years. (I should be better, but alas I am not.)

I'm deathly afriad of clowns and people in child themed costumes (i.e; Barney, Penguins, Bears, Mascots of all types, fuck...Santa.-shudders-)

I'm a little bit obsessed with Doctor Who.

Things I like; mango smoothies, chocolate milk, pasta of any and all types, white wine, vodka, tequila shots, clean socks, high heels, ellen degenneres, twitter, photography, dave grohl, sodoku, crosswords, laughing, spooning, sleeping, cooking, and writing.

I am single and have no kids.

All my Edwards look like Rpattz (as Edward)

I'm afraid of heights without barriers.

I am not content with living a mediocre life.

I don't bite, throw me a message. Say Hi. Tell me something about you. =]

(I do write REALfic about our Pattz. They are all available at http://www.RobertPattinsonFiction.com

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 10,633 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Coffee Mournings & Cocktail Knights reviews
AU/AH - Edward Cullen & Bella Swan are co editor-in-chiefs of Entertainment Magazine 'BE'. They're Best friends & Co-Workers but is that enough? Edward's amidst a divorce and Bella's longtime boyfriend Jake's career is taking off. Come join in the fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
To See What I Have Seen reviews
“To see what I have seen, see what I see…” The words flowed like honey from his lips, and in as brief of a breath, he was gone. The bell above the Record store’s door chimed and Bella saw the flash of bronze fly past. “He’s a Cullen, Bella, you can't..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella