Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I guess this is where I tell you about myself. I have to decided to use a bullet point format because I don't want to count, and bullets are more fun than the alphabet.
I live in Auckland, New Zealand. (Find a map.)
I've been writing Fan Fiction for 11 years. (I should be better, but alas I am not.)
I'm deathly afriad of clowns and people in child themed costumes (i.e; Barney, Penguins, Bears, Mascots of all types, fuck...Santa.-shudders-)
I'm a little bit obsessed with Doctor Who.
Things I like; mango smoothies, chocolate milk, pasta of any and all types, white wine, vodka, tequila shots, clean socks, high heels, ellen degenneres, twitter, photography, dave grohl, sodoku, crosswords, laughing, spooning, sleeping, cooking, and writing.
I am single and have no kids.
All my Edwards look like Rpattz (as Edward)
I'm afraid of heights without barriers.
I am not content with living a mediocre life.
I don't bite, throw me a message. Say Hi. Tell me something about you. =]
(I do write REALfic about our Pattz. They are all available at