Author has written 8 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Sonny with a Chance, and Skip Beat!.
Hi Everybody! Here's a few things to know about me before you read my stories:
- I'm a TOTAL amateur. Outside of my CORE class, I've never had a writing lesson in my life.
- I'm a hopeless book addict. In third grade, I was known as the class bookworm. Thankfully, the name never really stuck.
- I like all of the main characters that I write about (or at least the sides of the characters that I write about) and I am really protective about them, so please do not insult them. If you would like to give your constructive feedback, please feel free to do so, but don't just start abusing their feelings. (They may not be real people but the have feelings too)
- I love getting feedback. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
- Let me know if you have any ideas that you want me to try out. I'll do my best to incorporate your inputs.
A little bit about the author:
I am probably the biggest fan of Shahid Kapoor in the world. I would probably worship the ground that he walked on. Not that I've ever actually seen any of the ground that he's walked on. ~sniff~
I'm open to being friends, but I will NEVER reveal anything about myself, so don't expect for us to become best friends and spend all of our time at each other's houses. Sorry just had to get that off of my chest. It was gnawing at me.
Some Favorite Quotes:
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain
Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of though without doubt. - Bergen Evans
Change is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause. - Voltaire
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - Sir William Osler
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay"
"If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried"
"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off"
"If at first you don't succeed, don't bother trying again there's a reason you failed the first time."
"The best man for a job is a woman."
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law they come out to woman hitler."
"Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later"
"I'm multi-talented! I can talk and piss u off at the same time."
"Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck"
"A wise man once said 'I dunno. Ask a girl.'"
"I believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!"
Oppurtunity always knocks at the least oppurtune moment. - Ducharme's Precept
Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels
The secret of life is to appreciate being terribly, terribly deceived. - Oscar Wilde
One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else; and for everything you gain, you lose something. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it. - George Bernard Shaw
One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself. - Sara Jeanette Duncan
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. - Robert Frost
The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire
When in doubt, tell the truth. - Mark Twain
To study the abnormal is the best way of understanding the normal. - William James
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
As soon as you mention something; if it is good, it goes away; if it is bad, it happens. - The Unspeakable Law
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Ocsar Wilde
If you can keep your head when people all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. - William James
Logic is a systematic way of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. - Manly's Maxim
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. - William James
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; the cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain
Egotism is an anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. - Frank Leahy
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. - Maureen Dowd
A man with a new idea is a crank, until the new idea succeeds. - Mark Twain
It may be true that law cannot make a man love me. But it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - Gen. George Patton
I thatched my roof when the sun was shining, and now I am not afraid of the storm. - George F. Stivers
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour. - Japanese Proverb
No artist is ahead of his time. He is in his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
We must either find a way or make one. - Hannibal
In seeking wisdom, the first step is silence, the second listening, the third remembering, the fourth practicing, the fifth teaching others. - Ibn Gabirol
Stolen from 3 Twisted Brothers:
I'm worse than evil, I'm the author.
Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
The supply of good women in the world far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Okay enough small talk. Now, ONWARDS!!