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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975426, Profile Updated: 11-21-13
Author has written 11 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Death Note, Coraline, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Firefly, Dollhouse, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

This is what I do instead of therapy.


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Let the Mystery Be by Somilge reviews
Or the other 90 ways Sam watched Dean die during that sadistic Tuesday. Set During Ep03.11 'Mystery Spot'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
The Dead Christine Club by HeartRose reviews
Ever get tired of the whining diva? Ever want to silence the "angel"? Multiple chapters of doing just that.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Carlotta, Christine, Erik, Raoul
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
My Girl by Knut Case reviews
"Did you hurt Lestrade?" Molly asked, leaning against the doorframe with her arms crossed. He shrugged. "I might've had something to do with it." Molly gave him a look. "I had to send him a message!" James cried. Molliarty thingy. R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Chloroform and Happiness by Suzette's Blue reviews
MattxMello one sided NearxMatt. Gift fic for CANDY-is-EPIC. What I think life at Wammy's was like for our three favourite boys. Non-canon timeline.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,668 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt, Mello
Unstitchers by KnutCANDY reviews
-"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten" Do you know how to kill a Beldam? We do. Note: Some scenes may frighten young children. Others may scar them for life. CxW
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,739 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
It's Complicated by Mistress Scribbles reviews
A case leads Sherlock & John to a Holmes family friend's mansion, and to an event in Sherlock's past that he would rather not revisit. S/J friendship/tentative romance; past S/Victor Trevor. Adult situations & language, refs to underage sex & suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Cadogan by Marquis Carabas reviews
War, love and silliness. The life and times of Sir Cadogan, and how a muggle knight ended up getting a portrait in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,242 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Apply Them by Cryptix reviews
It was always said he'd make a frightening criminal. No one ever thought he'd take the suggestion seriously, least of all Dr. Watson, newly married and living away from his old friend. Pre-slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Le Belle Dame Sans Merci by Knut Case reviews
It's not easy to lose your daughter forever. Unstitchers Compatible. Reading it will help you understand, but it's not entirely necessary
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Other Mother - Complete
Donation by shake.n reviews
Thanks to a wealthy Scandinavian investor we're going to start publishing again.
Crossover - Supernatural & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Chuck, Eric N.
Twelve Straight Men and A Lamppost by Haleine Delail reviews
A local mystery has the Doctor intrigued. An ordinary lamppost seems to be causing car accidents, but even with Jack's help, he can't find anything useful to connect the incidents. Could the answer lie not with the lamppost, somewhere in the scenery?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
My Favorite Troll by Knut Case reviews
When Coraline's parents fly her old friend Robbie all the way from Michigan for her birthday, Wybie realises that he might lose her for good... It doesn't help that Beldam is back in the picture. CxW CxOC T for swearing. COMPLETE
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,750 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strawberry Lover by luffyluffy reviews
Jack has some alone time with his favorite girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Eighteenth by Knut Case reviews
"You're overreacting" he told her. She just gave him a look. The night after Coraline's 18th birthday. Little bit of CxW fluffiness. T for Jonesy's language, and implied...thingos. Better than the summary, I promise!
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Say What You Mean by Sushi Chi reviews
The world would be a much more interesting place if everyone would say what they really thought. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Contradiction by Psyche Eros reviews
Mello hates Near. Or so he says. M x N, but you have to squint.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
White Kitten by Psyche Eros reviews
One day, Near finds out that Mello has a soft spot for small white creatures.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Daydreamer by erkkster reviews
It was hard to concentrate while he berated me with a hamburger in one hand, and a bottle of KY jelly in the other. And before you ask why the hell he had that particular combination in hand, I'll get to that later. GEN.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
1901 by CatsbytheGreat reviews
A Time Lord and a certain immortal human end up meeting in a pub during a year in which nothing strange happens.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
As Long As They Haven't Been Cremated by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
Near learns that experimenting with a shinigami's toys only ever leads to destruction. Spoilers for the pilot episode and series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Shirt For Thought by neronero reviews
A bet on which of L's two successors would find a Death Note first. When Mello wins, what could he possibly demand from Near? yaoi/shounen ai one-shot. complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sock It To Em by alocin reviews
The Joker is stumped by an everyday problem of a sartorial nature. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Shortie by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
Behold: the greatest, sweetest, shortest Love story ever written. Yes, the L is capitalized on purpose.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - L - Complete
If walls could talk by halfeatenmoon reviews
The TARDIS is fed up with the Doctor complaining about being alone and decides to talk him into doing something about it. Very silly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Tension by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Mashiro and Takagi argue over the reason for the popularity of their most recent chapter in Jump, disagreeing about the 'tension' between the male characters.
Bakuman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Moritaka M., Takagi A. - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Malicious by Fading Grace reviews
River makes a comment at dinner, and hilarity ensues. MalSimon, suspected Malxeveryone, practically.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Magic by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
You know the blue nail polish Angel and Mimi always wear in the RENT movie? Well, this is how it came to be. AngelMimi friendship, preRENT.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Angel D., Mimi M. - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
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The Third Time reviews
The first time Topher called Adelle Dewitt "Mom", it was a joke. The second time, it was an accident.
Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Adelle D., Topher B. - Complete
26th Century Cure reviews
In a little pile of medicine, in a little metal crate, in a little cargo hold, on a little old spaceship called Serenity... is a little glass vial.
Crossover - Firefly & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Simon - Complete
Rhyme reviews
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes..." The Kira case is well underway but meanwhile, far away in England, something sinister is afoot at the Wammy's House. And the great detective L is all too aware... T for violence, mild language and themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - L, Near - Complete
Alleluia reviews
Everyone has their peculiar family traditions. Sherlock wakes up one morning to the bright sound of a large string orchestra and the smell of pancakes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
One of Us reviews
A week in the life of Chuck Shurley, is a week of procrastination, self-help books, old cartoons, vegicide, alcohol and half-hearted resolutions. After all, he's just a normal guy like you and me... OR IS HE? Mild coarse language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Chuck - Complete
White Lily, Blue Ribbon reviews
Set immediately after the events of the Opera Populaire, 1870. The Phantom flees Paris and takes up residence in a new opera house. There he finds something that he truly had not been expecting; a friend. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Night Before the Christmas Special reviews
Twas the night before Christmas... and you can probably guess the rest...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - 10th Doctor
Monster Sitting reviews
-"My name's Coraline." she said, breaking the awkward silence. "We know already." said the boy. "We think its a stupid name." "It's just Caroline got all backwards." agreed his sister. Coraline fought the urge to moan. Tonight was going to be hell. CXW
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Life Inside a Music Box reviews
A brief look at life inside the Music Box that is Wammy's House. Roger goes on holiday, so L and Near explore and exploit democracy, Matt choses between loyalty and self-preservation, and Mello has a moment of inspired retardedness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
That Time reviews
"Hey, remember That Time...?" Mello and Matt settle in for a night of reminiscing. Mello tries to scam the tooth fairy, poor Near's innocence is assaulted, and Matt eats way, way too many tangerines.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
His Last Tears reviews
The last time Near ever cried, was also the last time he ever lost. It was also the last time he ever tried to punch through a wall.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2009 - L, Near - Complete