Author has written 1 story for Fable.
I like alot of different types of stories and I can't be bothered listing them.
Sometimes I write my own stories but their never very long and basically roleplay character histories. I never show my stories to people. Though I'm trying to write a book at the moment but I don't think it's going along very well.
"How much of what you do is actually planned?" "Very little actually"
"Mum, what happened to the other couch?" "It got ruined in the flood four years ago" "Ok... ... ...Seriously that's how unaware of things I am"
"I can see you" "No you don't" - a friend and me.
"It's amusing to watch the cat try to eat sausage"
- Me watching the cat fail to eat
"No! That doesn't go in your mouth!" girl shouting to her little brother who was putting a (birthday) candle in his mouth
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous
"I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it." - Vincent Valentine, FFVII
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
"I sense impending mayhem"
"The best and worst things about pictures and photographs is that they never change, even when the people in them do." ~ I think this one is mine but I'm not sure
Roses are red, violets are blue, I would run if I were you.
"There is alwaysa price to pay. Especially for power."
"I found a hobby, it may not be legal but it's still a hobby"
"So what do you do in your spare time? Other than gatecrashing my wedding"
"Excuse me I'm going to throw up"
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.
A platypus walks into a bar and tells the bartender,"Got any grapes?" The bartender says ,"No, now go away!." The platypus walks int othe bar again and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says,"No and if you ask me that one more time I'll staple your webbed feet into the floor!" The platypus walks into the bar again and says,"Do you have any staples?" And the bartender says,"No." Then the platypus says,"Got any grapes?"
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.
There's some random guy singing in Maori outside, I think he's in in my neighbors backyard.
I heard a train go past but there's no train-tracks on this side of town.