Silvawen the Elf Crumpet
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Joined 04-10-02, id: 197550
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Discworld, and Harry Potter.

Howdy all!

It's taken me forever, I know, but I have finally gotten round to editing 'Silvawen'. Most chapters will be condensed (ie. 2 orignal chapters become 1 new chapter) To those that read it the first time around: If you chose to re-read it when posted, I hope you'll notice that without changing the original scenes too much, it is now not only better written, but slightly more canon.

Chapters 1-6 have now been re-posted (new chapters 1-3)

Name: Lauren aka THE ULMIGHTY ELF CRUMPET
D.O.B.: 16/04/1987 (You do the math)
Starsign: Aries
Lives: Birmingham, England
Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching films, listening to music, hanging with friends, pulling sickies from work, going clubbing, drinking, eating, sleeping.
Nicknames: Loz, Lozzy, Lotty Loz, Lotty, Silvawen, Silva, Sil, Elfie, Elf, Fie (there are many, many more but I think that's enough for now!)

I also havea devoted muse, Varedhel, but he's a bit shy and doesn't like to go out much. He's happy doing his job. He may appear from time to time, though I doubt that'll be often.

WARNING: I have mellowed slightly with age, though not by much!

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Reflections by BofBanoff reviews
"When I look inside you, I see me". A KateSawyer fic.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,781 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Nothing Out of the Ordinary by Elwyn the PlushieHead reviews
Jack makes a dramatic escape from Port Royal, but realizes he's forgotten his first mate- and Will and Elizabeth get caught up in an adventure that get a wee bit dangerous, savvy?CHP.10
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/2/2003
Intrigue by NightbirdSongbird reviews
Legolas is being raised as a girl, because my muses bit me.Lots of court intrigue and plotting. chap-12, finally!.Slash, LH -ishness. Leggy is hit over the head with a sack of disturbing thoughts by... three guesses who... adar dear!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
Life as a Traitor by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
Dorcas Meadowes was a member of the original Order of the Phoenix. She lived, fought, and died opposing the evil Lord Voldemort in his first rise of power. Here is her story. :: COMPLETE! ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,984 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Sirius? by tATu-Black reviews
I've updated! Two more chapters added. Set in Order of the Phoenix, Sirius finds Hermione on his doorstep, after she has a nightmare and rushes to check on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Moon and Star by Tracy-Lou reviews
Remus and Sirius start to develop feelings for each other and try to express how they feel. RS slash and also LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Silver Lining by Wolfress reviews
AU.As a child, Remus Lupin had never received any love, attention nor care. Cast away from his family at a young age, he was sent to work at an boarding school where he was oftened abused and bullied. But what will happen when he catches the eye of anothe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Labyrinth by NightbirdSongbird reviews
Legolas has been going quietly insane and is now turning self-destructive, while his parents watch on in helpless horror. Can he be saved from himself? Slash warning. Not dark all the time. UPDATE last chapter
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Forget by NightbirdSongbird reviews
Thrown into a coma, Legolas wonders abstractly why he ever bothered to do it in the first place. Not so much memory loss as emotion loss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
Any Port In A Storm by Vanillusion reviews
(SLASH : JackWill) You can't deny what's in your blood; and when Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royale, Will Turner must choose between the life he once wanted and the life he was meant for... [ Warning : Boys Kissing. Not your bag? Shoo. ]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
In The Midst of Adversity by Maram68 reviews
COMPLETE !!!! Please R + R !!! The Two Towers/Return of the King. Legolas Romance, sure, but ... check it out. (R)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,655 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Letters to the Past by Ichigo reviews
Hermione opens a letter from Sirius and is thrown into the past right into Sirius' lap. McGonagall's a nervous wreck, Dumbldore is highly amused, and a young Sirius wont let her out of his sight. Whats a girl to do? Fall in love of course COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Rose's Bloom by NightbirdSongbird reviews
Legolas was mauled by the Watcher. Now, when he accidentially meets Aragorn... Oh, and I added a minisequelepilogue. So it really is CHAPTER 14.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Lord of the Stuff by Innerpeace reviews
When Frodo Freddo meets Aragorn Acorn son of Peanut things go wrong...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2003
The Siren's Vengeance by Guardian of Tears reviews
Set right after the movie. Chapter Two: The exercution of Sally Drake and the return of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003
The Fellowship of the NazGirls by Guardian of Tears reviews
Chapter 14: We learn of the fate of Chanilia. R&R Please! This is an AU fic but im sure you don't care
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,623 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002
Becoming Numb by Elwyn the PlushieHead reviews
After the battle of Helm's Deep, Legolas searches for his friend, and finds that he had no chance to say final goodbyes. *Non-slash*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
Harry Potter and the Room of Requirement by Lexi the Smut Bunny reviews
Previously Harry's New Adventures ::Under Reconstruction:: I'm editing this story. Will still be fluffy... just better. I have combined most of the chapters together to make them longer.Harry's obsessed, Hermione is pissed off, why is Harry so distracted?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Adventures of Pipehead in Nosgoth by Guardian of Tears reviews
It's the long anticipated moment you've been waiting for, friends.... Moebius shall, in this chapter, be dyed PINK! Let the mayhem begin! * R&R please *
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002
Snuffles' Stay by EternalCorruption reviews
Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Dark Night and a Light Sleeper by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo awakens in Mordor to find Sam touching him, and pretends to be asleep to see what transpires. (SLASH)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed reviews
Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
'Screwed in a Tree' or 'Who is She?' by LafiTafi reviews
Title to be decided later. Legolas and some elf are in a tree (hehehe). Can the Fellowship ever get him down? Aragorn whines! At 1 point! And yes strawberriez o0o, Merry is a perv! Hehehe!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Legolas
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Silvawen reviews
AU Fic :: The life story of an Istari Heart Sister sent by the Valar to Middle Earth with her four Heart Sisters to fight Sauron and the One Ring! :: FINSHED :: UNDER CONSTRUCTION, Ch.13 UP ::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 158,589 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Legolas - Complete
HP Sauce reviews
Rated for language :: Self-insertion :: Four friends find a portal under one of the girls' beds. Much chaos and mischief enusues when they meet four young boys at Hogwarts and The Marauders are founded :: First 3 chapters up. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
It's simply a matter of sharing reviews
One shot, SLASH! My first attempt at slash, so if it's crap, well then it's crap :: Legolas seeks to find a way to be with Aragorn once again...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Over the Misty Mountains reviews
A poem I wrote a few years ago. Meh, I was only thirteen, I thought I was the world's best then. Thank god I've seen the light now!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
Welcome to Ankh Morpork reviews
The adventures of two guys that know no limits when trying to have a little fun away from their domineering wives! ::ON HOLD::
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/31/2003
Third time lucky reviews
The second sequel to Boromir's Niece. Dramatic from the very second sentence, but only if you've read Boromir's Niece and A New Enemy! Thanks for the title Rose! ::FINISHED::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,019 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Love's Cruel Twist reviews
One shot :: Legolas isn't a very nice person in this fic... at all! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Legolas - Complete
A new enemy reviews
The 1st sequel to Boromir's niece! ::FINISHED::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,231 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2002 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
Sue Mary Story formerly Not a MarySue reviews
I would think that it would be pretty obvious from the title. What happens when a young woman who hates Legolas joins the fellowship? This fanfic, that's what! Ch. 48 up thnx 4 the title Alessandra :: FINISHED ::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 79,612 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Boromir's niece reviews
What happens when a 15 yr. old girl, who literally fancies the pants off Legolas, joins the fellowship? Please note that flames will be mocked by myself AND my reviewers. Don't believe me? See for yourself. ::FINISHED!::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 73,281 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
The will of Sauron reviews
Mirkwood is under threat, but only Legolas knows. Then he falls in love, but is it right? Please review! FINISHED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete