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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975597, Profile Updated: 05-20-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.


Hey, ladies and gentleman! Thanks for stopping by this here page. I'm Abby. Awesome meeting you folks (even you shadow people back there who stalk my works sometimes maybe if I'm lucky). The tour starts in point three seconds. Form an orderly queue, fangirls in the back for a Mullet Effect.

BASIC ABBY-NESS
…stuff you should know about me.

Yeah, what it says on the tin. I’m Abby, but I will also respond to Abigail, Abbs, Arthur, Artie, Ren, and Jem.

-Need help or advice? I’m here. I’ve gone through some stuff, and I like to think I’m good at listening and offering advice. I can give you my email(s), if you want

-I fangirl about a lot of stuff. Pay me no mind.

-I’m a fraternal twin, which basically means I’m not identical. If people ask stupid twin questions, they will be dealt with accordingly.

-I’m from New York, of the lovely USA, so no matter what your opinions, please don’t hate on America. Some of us are stupid, but a lot of us aren’t.

- I’m a teenager, and therefore go through moody/depressive phases.

-I’m a pragmatic/apathetic agnostic theist. In a nutshell, this means that because it hasn’t been proven or disproven, and I don’t care that much, I don’t believe that there’s a God, but I do like to believe in some heigher being, like cats or Nicola Tesla.

-I’m going through sexuality crises, but I have it narrowed down to: panromantic pansexual, panromantic heterosexual, and panromantic asexual. I’m a cisgender female. Use whatever pronouns make you happy.

-I’m kind of mildly eccentric. Just so you know.

-I really love reading and writing!

-Some of my random interests happen to be calligraphy, cooking, writing, playing RPGs like D&D, listening to a wide array of music, tumblr (obviously), reading, dA, cats, and sleeping.

-I have issues, mostly with self-image and cutting. I get sad sometimes, as does everyone.

-I really adore my Internet friends. You guys are awesome.

-TEA. TEA IS GODLY.

MUSIC
…because music is freakin’ important.
evanescence, linkin park, rammstein, eisbrecher, tokio hotel, black veil brides, my chemical romance, madonna, lady gaga, lmfao, ke$ha, nevershoutnever!, dubstep, train, u2, kelly clarkson, panic! at the disco, sigur roa, jonsí, the beatles, muse, katy perry, grateful dead, adele, rihanna, coldplay, awolnation, three days grace, apocalyptica, emilie autumn, fun., abba, angelspit, porcelain black/porcelain and the tramps, p!nk, hayley westenra, yann tiersen, yiruma, skrillex, deadmau5, saint-saëns, pachebel, beethoven, vivaldi, james blunt, metallica, within temptation, shonen knife, asian kung-fu generation, abney park, rasputina, green day, the innocence mission, the ramones, nickelback, lifehouse, snow patrol, katzenjammer, the strokes, the fray, mariana’s trench, 30h!3, breaking benjamin, the killers, alice 9, rin, marilyn manson, mindless self indulgence, red, fireflight, the cranberries, flow, nightwish, adam lambert, nine inch nails, the red jumpsuit apparatus, britney spears, five finger death punch, santana, joan jett, mozart, avril lavigne, tchaikovsky, bach, wir sind helden, florence and the machine, paramore, eminem, orgy, the veronicas, nena, all time low, ida maria, yelle, fallout boy, scouting for girls, good charlotte, a fine frenzy, thirty seconds to mars, dev, leaves’ eyes, metro station, hellogoodbye, bowling for soup, korn, butterfly boucher, superchick, david bowie, tatu, kerli, maroon 5, nero, sarah mclachlan, dejan’s olympic brass band, smoking house jazz, devparade, anna nalick, queen, yo-yo ma, etta james, shiny toy guns, simon and garfunkel, onerepublic, two steps from hell, the bandana splits, the hooks, flash fiktion, bonaparte, flash guns, the dresden dolls, flyleaf.

TV/MOVIES
…aka my latest obsessions.
sherlock, doctor who, ncis, pushing daisies, merlin, person of interest, red, hugo, the hunger games, better off ted, how i met your mother, the office, labyrinth, sean of the dead, monty python, supernatural.

BOOKS
…aka my also latest obsessions.
sherlock holmes, wicked lovely, harry potter, scarpetta, his dark materials, clockwork angel, ophelia, artemis fowl, dreadnought, discworld, when the emperor was divine, eragon, primavera, alice in wonderland, the fault in our stars.

ANIME/MANGA
…aka my also also latest obsessions.
naruto, bleach, howl’s moving castle, ouran host club, alice in the kingdom of hearts, hetalia.

I’m always looking for new stuff, so suggest away!

Stories

"Letters To An Unlikely Trio" - ACCIDENTAL HIATUS

"Why We Don't Steal Credit Cards" - DITTO

"S-Ranked Kittens" - HIATUS-POTATUS

"Tomatoes and Brothers" - COMPLETE

"Rain" - HIATUS (but may be added to)

"Akatsuki Survival Camp!" - HIATUS-TOMATUS

"Fireflies" - COMPLETE

Co-Written Stories

"Being Ninja Or Not" - Sisterhood of the Traveling Kunai - Naruto

"Der Lorelei" - Sisterhood of the Traveling Kunai (Eliza and me) - Hetalia

I would love it if I got requests from people. I love writing requests, and yours would be lovely

I'm a beta (and a damn good one, if I may say so myself!)! PM me if you want me to beta your work, but take a look at my Beta Profile first!

Find me on tumblr as neonvelocity, Lunaescence as quintessence of lovely,and DeviantArt as PuppetsPoisonInk.

Abby's Notes To Herself And To The Public-

Dear Abby,

As of --, you are beta-ing for --. Seeing as I am you and know that you are prone to forgetting these types of things, make sure that you are available and happy.

Also, you need to remember that it is necessary to actually start re-working this Fanfiction account and not let it sit here and fester. Festering isn't cool.

Love,

Abby

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Somewhere Beneath the Light by Lucipherous reviews
The musk of rivalry had been five years gone in the Ninja World with the death of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the trees and blossoms just beginning to flourish again. The sakura tree, tall and gnarled in its beauty, was the first to remove itself from the effects of war, and the first to sink back in, shriveling under the handsome gazes of the returned traitor and the Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Embedded by Shoaapy reviews
Geddup, he says and you hear your stomach bottoming out. He repeats himself with a languid cock of his eyes, then turns away and draws a silver pistol like he's breathing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Rum, Tar, and a Whole Lot of Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Finally! FF now has a time machine that allows you to send your letters back in time to Pirate!England! Try and befriend this foul-mouthed scorge of the seas. Rated for your imagination and Iggy- being Iggy. All OC's and parings accepted. Now write!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 192 - Words: 40,592 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - England/Britain
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Taboo by Schistosoma reviews
Therapy Home AU. Natalya Braginsky is a troubled newcomer to World Therapy Home. There she meets Toris Laurinatis, a victim of child prostitution, and an unlikely friendship is born. Onesided BelarusXRussia,BelarusXLithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Belarus, Lithuania
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why we don't steal credit cards reviews
/For the love of Fritz, why did she have to buy those stupid Hetalia units! They're too expensive and they're trying to molest innocent bystanders! Why? WHY! Rated T for intense bromance between a guy and girl. No, we're totally serious. BROMANCE./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - France, England/Britain
seven ways to sunday reviews
/When Tino saves Lovino from Ivan, he has no idea what he's getting into. One blood-oath, three dog crates and an infinite amount of tomatoes later, the lightbulb clicks. "We're creating a mutant tomato to stop Russia?" "Oh hell yes."/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Finland
letters to an unlikely three reviews
three characters. many fan letters and questions. unknown results. how much better can it get? oh yeah, and everything is accepted. ocs, dares, questions about the deepest darkest secrets that these three have. that, my friends, is a perfect world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
tomatoes and brothers reviews
/"Sasuke, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."/
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., S. Italy/Romano - Complete
s ranked kittens reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
akatsuki survivor camp! reviews
the akatsuki are off to a desert/rainforest island located somewhere near australia to play survivor camp, a reality show! chased by beavers and chucked off cliffs, how will these poor ninja people survive an undetermined amount of time here? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
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