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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975704, Profile Updated: 03-03-10
Author has written 10 stories for Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Saiyuki, and Naruto.

Hey, first an introduction

A- I'm a girl

B- I like any type of animal especially otters

C- If you did not figure out I liked otters something is seriously wrong with your brain.

D- I am the shortest girl I know last month I was 4 "5" at age 12

Hobbies- I like to read ( well no duh why did join it if I didn't)

I love art

soccer

class ( Even though it is summer I still feel like I should go to school)

Friends-

I have a friend who call Larcian

Others have not joined

12/27/09

Sorry for not updating I will later on this week.

Favorite Couples

Max and Fang

Iggy and Ella

Nudge and Gazzy

Those were from Maximum Ride

In Bakugan

SHUN AND ALICE WERE MEANT TO BE!!

In Saiyuki

Goku/Lirin

Goku/Nataku (I love that pairing so much)

Goku/Konzen

Poor Goku he is with everyone.

IN Naruto

Hinata/Gaara

Sasori/Deidara

Tsunade/Orochimaro

Hinata/Haku

Zabuza/Haku

Reader/Haku

FMA

Edward/Envy

Edward/ Al

Vocaloid

Rin/Len

My favorite actors are the Marx brothers

especially Harpo

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile

Link to Shun and Alice's engagement ring

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've noticed that most, if not all, of the people on Fanfiction proclaim themselves as weird, crazy, random, or anything of the like, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the above, copy and paste this into your profile.

Link to Alice's wedding dress

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if one of the Jonas brothers was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MAHSELF!!"

98 of all teens would be in hysterics if Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus was about to jump to her doom. Copy and paste this if you would be of the 2 screaming,"JUMP BITCH!"

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I know I'm crazy!

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

And last but not least, If you read all of the things on our profile, put it all on yours.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:
Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Sasori

2. Ino

3. Minato (Blondaime)

4.Shikamaru

5. Hinata

6. Kiba

7. Zetsu

8. Kakashi

9. Gaara

10. Pein

11. Tobi (Tobi a good boy)

12. Hidan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kiba/Tobi, never have never will

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Interesting Hidan got Kakashi mpreg. Nice :)

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

ya, Gaara is in big parts of most of the stories i read

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

InoKiba? Sure

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

HinaGaara!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Zetsu walking in on Ino and Hidan once again interesting hm think I should write about that

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Minato and Pein

Time travel story. Two students meet again. Minato has come back and he finds Pein. At first Pain doesn't believe him, but Minato convinces him otherwise. This takes place when Sasori was alive.HinaKiba, ShikaTema, and other pairings to come.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sasori/Kakashi? No no way

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Zetsu and Hidan

When the World Ends

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Minato, sometimes, but i'm more obsessed than she is.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

no, but i do see some of Tobi on deviant art.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ino/Shikamaru/Hinata no, not really.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pein would say" Tobi and KOnan I love you!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kakashi, Hurt by Thousand foot krutch

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sasori/Kiba/Ino

Beware of idiot, super hot puppet and a mad fan girl.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pein and Ino. i really don't know.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Tobi would describe the Inoand Kakashi's relationship and somehow make it torture or something.

20) How emo is Seven?

Zetsu not really

Note I can't respond to Instant messages a lot unless it is about stories blame my sister

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

Random Otter time

12/27/09

Haku is super duper awesome!!

And off to eating pie.


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Married to the Enemy by 8LaDolceVita8 reviews
Rin and Len Kagamine are both in the acting business. While they pretend to be in love on set, they are fierce rivals in reality. When their management forces them under a contract marriage will they fall in love or will they fall apart? RinxLen Noncest. REOPENED FOR A NEW ENDING.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,076 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
He's Our Monkey! by Rie-no-Hisato reviews
Konzen, Kenren, and Tenpou are still alive! And now they're going to get their possession back, Son Goku. Konzen.D VS G.Sanzo, who'll get Goku in the end! Not YAOI/Shonen-Ai...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,968 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Goku S.
Brawlers are on their way by Claudette14 reviews
its about Alice, Runo and Julie going to New Vestroia but what surprises awaits them? ALICExSHUN, RUNOxDAN, JULIExBILLY and MIRAxACE I've Edited Ch.8,9,10 bec. it has errors, i'll edit the others too.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,945 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice G., Shun K.
The Third Team by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
Jinx, Kid Flash, Argent, Hot Spot, Herald, Jericho: They are the symbol; they are the heroes; they are the hope. They are The Third Team. But taking on Obsidian City may be a little more difficult than anticipated... (KF/Jinx, Hot Spot/Argent)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Jinx, Hot Spot, Kid Flash, Argent
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Memories of an Amnesiac by Inscriber reviews
Wally blinked up at her in confusion, "Who's Kid Flash?"- While on a mission, Wally loses all of his memories of Kid Flash. T for saftey.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,348 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Sixteen Years by Larcian reviews
I landed with a splash in the saltwater and sloshed my way through the sand and water and to the line of adults standing before me. I bowed deeply to the Fire Nation royals before saying, "We went…. Sleepwalking?" Z/M, S/S implied K/A
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Aang, OC
I saw you looking by Yuki Tenshi-anime freak reviews
Eddy is mad and takes it out on Double D, and the most unlikely person helps him. I kinda fix chapter 1 but please tell me if I missed something, Ok
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edd, Kevin
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Bad Luck and Karmic Cosmos by swimming-toon-lover reviews
A guy can only take being blown off for so long before he starts looking for someone who shows and interest...or he may just be banking on jealousy . Flinx
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
The Golden Alice by XxXMori-ChanXxX reviews
In a separate world, powerful people named alices are born. Rin is an average girl. Except she's an alice herself. NOT BASED OFF OF ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,803 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Len K., Rin K.
A Wild Idea by MazNyk reviews
Maybe they were smart for not crossing the bridge. It was a wild idea for her to go alone in the first place. She couldn't have guessed how "wild" her life was about to get. It's that part she loves the most... T for future chapters.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shea, Chelsea
Stupid, Slutty Blaine by MerryH reviews
"Come to think of it, Blaine had been being reaaaaaal friendly to a lot of people lately." Kurt is pissed, and it's about time Blaine got told off for his behaviour. Blaine, however, never meant to hurt him. Written Post!WIGYA.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nightingale by LunaRoseDragon reviews
Alice's world is turned upsidedown when evil immortals try to kill her! Can she discover the power inside her to save her and the world? Alice/Shun I won't be finishing this story, sorry.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice G.
Stranded by Maymist reviews
Chelsea is being hunted down by an unknown figure. She flees to Mushroom Island and ends up stranded on the island with Shea. Chelsea x Shea Harvest Moon Sunshine Islands
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Chelsea, Shea
Shrimps & Kitties by tsukiflower reviews
Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E.
Rin's melon by Shockat reviews
Rin's hungry... a little rin sess moment, oneshot. *OLD* Re-written version POSTED ! Oh man, the difference in writing style. o/O;;
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Lightning strike by Kallypso reviews
Being stuck with Ed isn't great when you have the same temper. The other dangerous stuff can be bad too I guess. I've seen alot in my life and have had hard learned lessons. But nothing prepared me for this insanity. Envy/OC later! R&R! REVISING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 95,917 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Pure and Simple by x7xDoubleDarex7x reviews
If it was at all possible for me to keep my curiosity under wraps, there's no way I'd be in this situation now. Oh, what I'd give to have had believed that "curiosity killed the cat" crap. EnvyXoc EnvyOc Envy/oc AU if you squint REAL Hard...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Envy
Shipwrecked by ImaginationFlow reviews
Alone and afraid, it doesn't take Chelsea long to realise this is only the beginning of her journey. Will she hold out long enough to find companionship, or will she get cold feet at her only chance at happiness?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
the Key to the Heart by dongwoosaurus reviews
Runo is abused by her stepfather Phil. When five strange, golden-eyed new kids move to her town, can they save Runo from her own stepfather? All cannon Pairings plus a few ocXoc's too. Summary up!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Dan K., Runo M.
Andorra! by soundofmelodies reviews
Andorra, daughter of Spain and France unwittingly crashes a world conference. Spain, France, England, America, Germany, Italy, Russia, Lithuania, Greece, Japan, Austria, Hungary, Finland, Sweden, and Sealand are all involved! :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - France, Spain
Another Side of Goku by yanagimizu reviews
this was written after Saiyuki Manga 9. Goku is feeling alone. Hakkai and Sanzo hook up, Gojoy doesn't seem to care about anything. So Goku writes his feelings out on paper But things turn into worst. Warning Character Deaths
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Goku S.
Ashes by Kallypso reviews
I'm not supposed to be here. This world isn't mine but I'm still stuck. And I have a voice in my head and an old scar that refuses to let me forget to boot. Lovely. All I know is I need to get out of here before I snap. Sequal to Lightning Strike! R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Comfort for a Baltic by FindTheCenter reviews
T for later chapters. Raivis and Ivan fight. It's up to Eduard to cheer him up! Unfortunately, the rest of the world thinks so too. Tried to make it more serious but later chapters/characters thought otherwise. Latvia x World. Changes with each character.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Latvia, America
Max Ride, Meeting by localisedmorphia reviews
Iggy Fang Nudge are one family,Max Gazzy Angel are another. Meet for the first time at school. Iggy hates Lissa,Fang's girlfriend,so does Max. Fang decides likes Max,but so does Iggy. Who'll Max choose, Fang or Iggy?...or Sam, or Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Angels of the Stars, Heroes of the Elements by NeverEnding Sky reviews
The Brawlers set in a medieval fantasy. Julie is a princess, Shun is a master thief, Marucho is a scholar, Runo is the innkeeper's daughter, Dan is a farmer's son, and Alice? Alice is the traveler who will change their lives forever. DanxRuno, ShunxAlice
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009
Orange Blossoms by theatregirl94 reviews
Angela arrives in town and soon discovers she's fallen for an engaged man. Trying to deny her 'goodness at heart' she attempts to break up the couple... but soon realizes she wasn't the only one ripping the seams of the 'supposed to be' marriage.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Angela/Akari, Chase - Complete
Rune Factory 2: Blazing Events by The Crystal Catalyst reviews
Mainly focuses on 2nd generation storyline. Aria and Aaron experience adventures of romance, friendship and more! Join them in the wackiness, fluffy times and serious danger. Pairings Aria/Orland, Leann/Aaron and more. Enjoy! Rated T due to uncertainty.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Jealousy by Fire Wolf12 reviews
How does Iggy feel about the obvious relationship between Max and Fang? My very first fanfic! Please read and review! A love triangle with Max, Iggy, and Fang!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,815 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Iggy, Max
In Celebration of Mothers by Nakimochiku reviews
In which the family celebrates mothers' day. Without any actual mothers. FrUK family, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The NotSo Bad Touch by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Spain couldn't get to sleep, but oddly enough, that didn't bother him so much. France/Spain/Prussia, a completely innocent, fluffy Bad Touch Trio ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
Ice, Ice Baby! by Orpah reviews
Just a little drabble about Little!Iceland, Denmark and Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Missing Tomatoes by WestAero13 reviews
What happens when Spain's tomatoes goes missing? Actually better than the title says cause Prussia is in here...............
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Spain - Complete
Fun with Normalcy by The Flock's Bud reviews
Max and Ella are the new kids in town- both polar opposites of each other. All human! I know I've done this before, kinda, but I got bored! PLEEZ READ! T for occasional cursing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,812 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Norwegian Easter by passiveInferno reviews
Late-posted Easter story. Norway's celebrating Easter like he usually does - Denmark and Sweden didn't know, though. Rated solely for Denmark's hinted pervertedness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
For her sake by White Flame 14 reviews
Its hard to be best friends with girl who took your first love away. some story of shun and alice and favorite parings ShunXAlice RunoXDan JulieXBilly and ChanXJoe. my first story. I hope you will like it please R&R !
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Alice G., Shun K.
How to Read for Dummies by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano, plus Prussia and France!: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Swiss Chocolates by TinyFlame4 reviews
Fluff-ish I think... Contains Denmark, Norway, and a perturbed Switzerland... Denmark and Norway have a bet, Denmark has fun, Norway loses... Slight DenNor... Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Reqiuem to the Moon by metal-mako-dragon reviews
Sometimes hiding solves the problem, but when it becomes the problem will Sanzo be able to pull his head out of the sand and face up? This is a fic for Cruiseberry for being my 100th reviewer for RD! It's a Saiyuki fic, my 1st, and it's a SanzoGoku AU
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 4/26/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
Orange You Glad I Like You? by Cardboard Remains reviews
-Len, if you say that one more time, I'm smacking you with my bag of oranges!- *Oneshot* Rin & Len go to the supermarket to buy oranges.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Perversion by The Essential Word reviews
Gordon and Douglas force Kyle to listen as they reminisce about older times. It turns out that things weren’t so different in Alvarnia back in the day…For a contest.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Daddy Sanzo by Holysinner5527 reviews
Sanzo never wanted anything to protect and he's happy to say that he doesn't have any. That all changes when Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai are transformed into 1-year-olds. Will our fav priest be able to get them back to normal? Read and find out!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009
Of Family, Thugs and Gentlemen by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Chibi Days by Holysinner5527 reviews
Just some short chappies about the boys before the journey West. Starts when Sanzo finds Goku. Pretty cute. Non-yaoi. Rated T for language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,301 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
See Spot Run by Summer-Love-Ari reviews
Half-crack, half-serious. Gay boys mischief isn't quite the same as normal mischief...Labrador x Castor, side Mikage x Teito.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Castor, Labrador - Complete
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Elevator Madness by Leonahari reviews
Envy, Ed, Al and Mei Chang get stuck in an elevator...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Envy, Edward E., Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
The Strongest Bond by ghkkghfgkjgkgh reviews
Collection of Drabbles involving Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Finland, alas the Nordic Countries. CH5: 10 Prompt 10 Word Challenge SU/NOR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sweden, Norway
Please Listen to Me by littlerainbow reviews
Kagamine Rin, a girl hated by her classmates and others, expresses her feelings on her blog. Until a Kagamine Len, a boy with Rin's last name transfers to Toki Tou Secondary School. RinxLen :D
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Take it Slow by iPwnNano reviews
Shea wants something from Chelsea.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Romantic Dinner? by Winter's Dance reviews
Denmark finds out that maybe he's not being romantic enough to win Norway's heart, so he tries his best! However, it seems like Sealand has other plans... Hijinks and fluff! DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Denmark, Norway
You'll be Spain and I'll be Romano by yolapeoples reviews
Inspired by the “I’ll be Germany and You’ll be Italy” strips. Spain has a marvelous idea, Romano doesn’t find it so marvelous and France and Prussia have a grand old time. T for language. Beware the crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hope for Life by LuvMe4eva reviews
Tragedy,Drama, Romance, Death, put them all together... DxR SxA BxJ
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
Of Family, Biscuits and Video Games by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Ni Jianyi vs Happy Bunny by Kirity-Kitty reviews
We all know Ni Jianyi is insane and obsessed with bunnies, but...crazy doesn't even begin to cover this. One-shot. Crackish. I think that's it...Originally a one-shot, but I said WTHeck! Hiatus
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Nii J./Ukoku S.
Max And Iggy In A Closet by GenocideOfColors reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Max and Iggy "accidentally" get locked in a closet together? Slightest, teeniest bit of FAX if you squint really, really, REALLY hard. Rated T for boyish attitude and extreme use of the word, "Valium."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Max, Iggy
Of Family and the Proper Way of Eating Ice Cream by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur teaches Alfred and Peter the proper way to enjoy an ice cream cone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kiss Kiss by SaiyukiSucker reviews
Goku learns something about Konzen that he never knew......
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Goku S., Konzen D.
Of Family and Being Proud by julien-schu reviews
Arthur has his hands full when not only his extended family comes over for a visit, Alfred, Matthew and Francis drop by.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Come As You're Not! by LuvMe4eva reviews
Julie set up a 'come as you're not' party...too bad Alice might not be going. Slight Shun/Alice. One-shot
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Shun K., Alice G. - Complete
Bakugan Alphabet Adventures Collection by Princess Senshi reviews
This is my entry for Number One Pearl Shipper's Bakugan Alphabet contest! This fic features favorite pairings and crack pairings! Read about things you know will never happen or be explained in the show! Rated T just in case.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Earl's Experiment by fallenscissors reviews
The Earl decides to play with his family by experimenting with their soup which causes each Noah to go through a transformation. How will the Noah family turn back? Warning:Pure Crack
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Road C., Tyki Mikk
How Big is the Ring? by LuvMe4eva reviews
My entry fot the MWP thingy. Read to find out. My first Shun/Alice so be gentle.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Shun K., Alice G.
Love is War : by xxSkye676xx reviews
Rin has some feelings bottled up inside that Len has no idea about. Based of the song "Love is War" by Miku Hatsune. Smidgen of RinxLen until later chapters. O.O Twincest. Oh yes.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Rin K., Len K.
The Miracle Of Changes by ChibiChimpGoku reviews
Goku and Hakkai make a bet... Who will confess first in this game of 'win and lose? AH hell i suck at summary's! So if you read the story and you like it.. you may just be able to get another part . SanzoxGoku, HakkaixGojyo hinted GojyoxGoku.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
The 3nd by Wolf Demon Queen reviews
The journey to the West has come to an end. The war on Shangri-la is over. The war in heaven once again rages on. What will happen to the four heroes? What’s this about the "Dragon King's Book of Legacy"? Who are these four familiar strangers?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Konzen D., Goku S.
Don't Mess With Their Sisters by FayrieFox reviews
Hakkai doesn’t like it when bottom feeders hit on his sister. Saiyuki does Chicago's Roaring Twenties. -Oneshot-
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Something Beautiful by You-Can't-Catch-Me reviews
Oneshot. Kyle wants to draw a picture for Mana of their baby twins, Aria and Aaron, as a birthday present. Unfortunately, the twins don't want to cooperate with him. Dedicated to my new baby sister!
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Kyle, Mana] Aaron, Aria - Complete
Obon Sickness by Portrait of a Scribe reviews
He must've been delirious, because he just couldn't possibly be seeing his long-dead master sitting at his bedside. -Sanzo has a bout of the flu, and Goku tends to him while Obon takes place.- Mangaverse, no pairings. PG-13 for a few dropped f-bombs.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
One More Drink by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Latvia/France. Latvia, according to his profile, loves alcohol. France and England use this to their advantage, like the pedos they are.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Latvia, France - Complete
Lovers' Spat by Darkfire75 reviews
Another dysfunctional family fic based on my own family ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Father's Day by Darkfire75 reviews
Very belated Father's Day fic starring the dysfunctional family based on my own family. "YOU HATE MY COOKING, DON'T YOU!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Family by Darkfire75 reviews
Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I Want Him by Darkfire75 reviews
Prussia/Latvia. Prussia likes little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Prussia, Latvia - Complete
Cute by Darkfire75 reviews
Fic I wrote based on that pic from Prussia's April Fools blog of him petting Latvia and saying he was cute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Prussia, Latvia - Complete
If I Was A Rich Girl by kawaiisenshi33 reviews
Ouran Host Club Crossover. Max is flying solo now and is forced to attend Ouran so she can save the world. She is thrust into a society where looks actually matter. Adventures and comedy are on the way. 2nd book spoilers. Max is 16. Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Max
Kawaii Alcoholics by Kaden Frontae reviews
It's Sea-Kun's first night alone and Latvia comes over to visit. Cuteness and alcoholic references ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Believe by Stupidfic reviews
Dan and his friends form a cult focused on playing Bakugan, but dark forces plan to silence them forever.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Acquiring of Knowledge by mutantpenguins reviews
Edward leaves Central on a very specific mission: to find lost knowledge in an area to the west. He finds, however, much more than he bargained for. Ed/OC, rated T for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Kicked Aside by Danny Anime Girl reviews
A cute story about hurt, love, and the art of letting someone go. HomuraXGoku SanzoXGoku l8ter
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Goku S., Homura
Sick Dei by BrandNewOrange reviews
Deidara is sick, Sasori feels guilty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Congratulations, I Am Your Father! by Porpoise reviews
Chase was just relaxing and enjoying the nice Spring day. Well... it was calming until Luke managed to track him down. What comes out of this is something... no one really expected to happen.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Chase, Luke
Learn to Love Again by Black-Bone Reaper reviews
Deidara didn't know what a loving family was, she only had her sister Rin. But when Deidara's parents kill Rin Deidara just snaps. Now she finds herself in an asylum, with a red haired scorpion for a roommate. Warnings: I don't own Naruto and FemDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Boredom by Midget in Glasses reviews
Allen and Ed decide to have some fun with strip poker on a boring train ride. Crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist and D. Gray-Man. One-shot.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
lucky us huh? by purpleanime reviews
gizmo and mammoth were mistreated&tortured in jail,jinx steps in. once family always family. strange rampling fanfic,i'm a newbie so no flames,constutive critics are welcome. hint of flinx because come on wouldn't u! revised so it makes a bit more sense.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Judge Izumi by LittleCoconutHead reviews
An FMA Spinoff of Judge Judy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Babysitting by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan's best friend Kakuzu got him a job due to Hidan mooching off of his friend so much. But the minute Hidan finds out he's babysitting for a couple of brats by the names of Deidara and Sasori, he regrets all decisions of asking Kakuzu for money.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Something by Mes Petits Chous reviews
Angela takes a part time job at the bar, where she meets Chase and obnoxious Maya. ChasexAkari
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Chase, Angela/Akari - Complete
He's One Of Us Now by Muffarino reviews
"We can't give him back. After all...he's one of us now." - Noah-Allen, Tyki x Allen. HIATUS.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker
If You Can Think of a Reason Why by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
If you have a dream, you strive for it, right? If you have a plan, you follow through with it until the end, if I understand correctly. But alas, can you tell me at least ten times when you've done as such? SasorixOC SasoriOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasori, Akatsuki
Decency by Chocolatheque reviews
more dumb
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Of Embers and Steel by RuhiNunchuck reviews
Directly follows Betrothed. Sokka said the story between Zuko and Toph was a long one. So the Kyoshi Warrior goes to the Earth Bender for the tale. *Sukka/Kataang/Maiko/Toko/onesided Tokka*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Toph, Zuko
Missiletoes? by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
Christmasfic. Pein just can't seem to understand the tradition of mistletoe. It looks like you'll just have to teach him! PeinxReader, drabble, OOCness and randomness. Shoot me now. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
In Gluttony's Stomach by sera.so.shiny reviews
A story of Ed and Envy when they were eaten by Gluttony. Spoilers, yaoi, EdVy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Egotistic Red Head, known as Sasori by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Awai Mizuro has to deal with a sertain egotistic red head. SasorixOC Sasori/OC Please Read and tell me what ya think. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasori - Complete
The Pageant by Sabet reviews
In which Pein decides to share the Christmas story with the rest of the Akatsuki, by means of the classic Christmas play.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
My Immortal by ofmustachesandtomatoes reviews
Edward Elric has died. In his place rests a homunculus named Pride. Now, Envy struggles every day with the loss of the only person he ever loved as he lives with someone who is Ed's exact clone. Based on Evanescence's song My Immortal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
Speculate by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Family lunch? by Gaarasgurl666 reviews
Never again will Jasdevi force you to make lunch for them. Jasdevi x You
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Jasdero, Millenium Earl - Complete
Deception by JuniorArtist reviews
how would the Sanzo-ikkou react if they were faced by another Son Goku? and would they know which one is the real?.. its my first fanfic so please care to visit and read it, thanks...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Goku S.
Desperation, Says the Villain by kerricarri reviews
When the Hive Five suddenly turns into an aggressive, no-mercy policy group, Jinx is nowhere to be found. But it’s soon discovered that she has succumbed to a deadly disease and the Hive will go through any means to save her. Season5 AU.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jinx, Kid Flash
The Promise by CJ197722 reviews
A young Dr.Sanzo treats a golden eyed young man.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
Happy Birthday Goku! by SaiyukiSucker reviews
A story of Goku's birthday!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Goku S. - Complete
Raised and Loved By Killers by Mimmy700 reviews
Hiashi left her, Akatsuki found her and are her new family. How will Hinata react to such a sudden proposal?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hinata H.
Bon odori Fireworks by Scarletfire.z reviews
After the festival, they walked into a park full of sakura trees and did an unexpected thing. SASODEI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Grilled Cheese Sandwich by QwEeN of SuGaRiE GoOnEsS reviews
Food, games and videos. What is going on in Akatsuki? And Sasori COOKS? The world has gone to an end! Not really though... My second attempt in fanfic, so please be nice. I suck at summeries...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by allPod reviews
Ever wonder what Allen was like going through puberty? Furthermore, who do you think gave him ‘the talk’? Teenager!Allen Parental!CrossAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Acknowledgement by reckless-rage reviews
Yukimura knows that Sasuke loves him, in more ways than one. Now, all he has to do is to get that stubborn boy to confess...because Yukimura wants to hear it from Sasuke's own mouth. YukimuraxSasuke, light shounen-ai.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Kisa's friend by darkpanda of angels reviews
When Kisa comes back to school, there is someone there to help her this time with the bullies.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kisa S.
Today, Class by Jessy-Fran reviews
A collection of AU!one-shots about Deidara and Sasori's school days. Mostly friendship fluff but I might change it. Not ordered, so it jumps around a lot! Done for fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Gingerbread Monk by carcinophobicgeneticist reviews
Cho Hakkai baked a cookie to eat with his afternoon tea. What he didn't expect was that the cookie would come alive and run away! An AU crack fractured fairytale featuring Genjyo Sanzo as the Gingerbread Monk. Shonen-ai/seinen-ai implied.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Eating for Two by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
Goku and Sanzo are finally together, and the monkey couldn't be happier; that is, until he finds out he's pregnant! MPREG, SanzoxGoku
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
Why the Akatsuki should NEVER play badminton by Ookami no Koofuku reviews
Crack fic. The Akatsuki find themselves playing badminton in park. Deidara being the one who suggested it, ends up being hunted down... Rated T: For swearing and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Deidara - Complete
The Bean by Yee Mun reviews
EdxFletcher Milk is bad. Very, very bad! And finally, someone agrees with Ed! But has Fletcher helped Ed find a new alternative? FLUFF
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Edward E., Fletcher T. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet: The Untold Story by UnwantedBlackRoseProductions reviews
In Shakespear's time, there were no female actors. All female parts were played by young boys. What happen's when Ed's school decides to put on a play? And the girls in his class get to do the casting. Why me? yaoi EdXEnvy AU High School
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Cooking Danna by Saihate reviews
Deidara has been gone all day and no one knows where he has gone. What is he up to? And what are those strange drilling sounds coming from Sasori's Shed? Sasori and Deidara Short
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sibling Quarrels by Vixen of Shadows reviews
Complete. Ever wonder what Artemis and Apollos relationship is really like? heres a peak. Hermes pov.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
The? by KookieKrazy reviews
Drabble, Oneshot. A item Kisa finds turns out to be a....? My first Fruits Basket ficcy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Shigure S., Kisa S. - Complete
Goku's Firsts by Languish-Dreams reviews
A series of one shots about Goku's experiences on Heaven and Earth the first time around. Some fluff, some humor, still NO pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005
Math Problems by D. M. Evans reviews
Hakkai finally succeeds in teaching Goku math
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Gaara Vs Pringles! by Angelwahalla and Spazwahalla reviews
Gaara is looking for pancakes and is then attacked. Sasuske is in it to. Kinda weird I know but it was fun to write.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Gaara
Married by let's point out the obvious reviews
He did act as a bit of a wife for his brother, he supposed.... It's Alphonse being cute in Munich. How can you resist?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Popular One by Sokasato reviews
Just what has Goku gotten himself into? Sanzo, Hakkai, and Gojyo decide to find out after they overhear one of the monkey's dreams. This is my attempt at humor. Not really any pairing. Enjoy!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S., Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Haku Hinata Vs Neji Rock Lee by DantesInferno91 reviews
Double up, get ready!..., and FIGHT! Charge! Hazaa! Er...whatever...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Waiting for Dad by FlightAngel reviews
A scene where Haku is waiting for Zabuza in a sailor's store. Cute fluff in Haku's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Logical consequences by dreamydreamer reviews
Sanzo x Goku, Gojyo x Hakkai, OOC, slight AU. Goku's dreaming of his past, Sanzo's perplexed. Nataku, Goujun, Kanzeon, Ritouten, Nii, Kougaiji will appear in this fic. Conspiracies, manipulations and revelations.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006
Chibi Seiten Taisen Son Goku by SLIS reviews
What would happen if Goku became a chibi? And got too small for his limiter? Like the title said, Chibi Seiten Taisen Son Goku! Who the Sanzo-Ikkou have to babysit. You can almost pity them about now. Chapter 6 up! Hangovers!
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 6/14/2004
Freeing Nataku by Fayalargo Winterwoelfin reviews
In an ancient temple Son Goku sees pictures of Nataku that trigger his memories a life before the mountain prison. He departs on a dangerous mission to free his lost friend from Heaven. Spoilers. Oneshot.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Goku S., Nataku - Complete
Letters by Harahettabacasaru reviews
Fan Mail of fan girls to the SAIYUKI IKKOU! Please review...Oh yes and there might be some yaoi
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
Surprises by The Dragon Guardian of the Sea reviews
Momiji has a surprise for Tohru. Kyou overhears and can't help but freak out. Rated for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Tohru H., Momiji S. - Complete
The Dearst Things by Sayan14 reviews
Gokucentric though not his POV this time. After a bad argument the group is torn apart and Goku is no where to be found. Did the monkey really run away or is there more to it?Adult themes...
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Fullmetal Alchemist Meets The Snow Alchemist by RoYsBeStEsTgUrLeVaR reviews
It was an ordinary day at the military HQ until Edward met a beautiful girl with strange powers and a mysterious past. What will happen? Ed x OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Edward E.
Ice & Love Meet Metal & Fire by SukiRPGAnime08 reviews
Ed and Al are still looking for the philosophers stone, Hughes is bugging Roy that he should get a wife...then two girls come into their life...their both experienced alchemist...R&R to find out...(EdXOC & RoyXOC)...story better then the summary...I suck.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005
Secrets by Debonair Dragon -a.k.a. Dragonair reviews
something is up with goku, and Sanzo,Hakkai, and Gojyo will stop at nothing to find out what! please read and review!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2005
Pretty Princess Sanzo by HPFreakswillrule reviews
Sanzo, if he existed, would kill me.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2005
Crushed by Katia-chan reviews
Sanzo has committed a grevious crime, will Gojyo ever forgive him...can he? drabble
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2005
A Lesson In Pregnancy and Stalking by Karu Leonnese reviews
...For lack of a shorter title. In which we learn that naivete is underrated, and Kenren should -not- beh around others. (Gaidenficceh, KenxTen, One-side GojunxTen)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2004
Catechism by Hikaru R. Kudou reviews
Shounen ai. A SanzoxGoku oneshot! The monk has questions. The monkey has the answers – kinda. A series of Q&A at night leads to an unexpected result… Do read the warning before the story, thank you!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
Leveling Las Vegas by Monkeybarrel reviews
An AU one-shot. To make a little twist on the journey west, add a pinch of black jack, a dollop of zombies, and just a touch of wandering hands. Shake and serve.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Mother's Day Special! by CiZiwejes reviews
Goku overheard that Mother's Day is around the corner. So, he decided that he should celebrate it. But wait?! Who's his mother? Please RR.^__^.COMPLETED
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Complete
How Saiyuki Characters Think About School by Perfectly Vain reviews
How Saiyuki Characters Think About School-- title says it all. Sort of an interview type of fic. R/R ^-^ Chapter II's up!! finally!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
Hero by Rayeth reviews
It was a normal day in Saiyuki-land, until a very self-righteous social worker comes to remove an "abused" Gokuu from Sanzou's care. No, Gokuu isn't abused, she just thinks he is. This is my first humor story so please read. It might not exactly be funny
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
Dragon's in Heat by Aqua reviews
Short description: Hakuryuu in heat. Kicker: He seems to have a crush on Gojyo....
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2002
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50 oneshots reviews
Reader/ Haku, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Tobi, Sasori, Deidara, Pein, Hidan, Shikamaru, Kiba and Gaara. Monkey Millionair and I picked out of a bowl and from our point of views we make a oneshot. our real names would be in the pov by the way. Please read a
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Memories reviews
Goku wakes up and suddenly remembers Nataku and at the same time Nataku wakes up. What will happen with a jealous sanzo in the making.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Nataku, Goku S.
Love is Great for Some reviews
Sequel to love is cruel. Alice and Shun get married and have kids, but there is some trouble when somebody leaves somebody stood somebody up at the altar. Julie/Marucho Julie/Billy Shun/Alice Runo/Dan
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Alice G., Shun K.
Bakugan Chatroom reviews
The brawlers discovered the chat room and many conversations would be held. Mira and Ace would be there too. Please review.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Dares or truths reviews
My sister, cousin and I daring each other with Saiyuki characters. Not my best story, but we were bored again.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009
Twins reviews
AU My twin and I meet the saiyuki crew Nataku, but they are normal. Warning my sister getting preggers teenage preggers people
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009
My new World reviews
IT has been done before. My friends and I were sent to the world of Saiyuki and Sarah and I became heretics. What will happen when met the Saiyuki party. Sanzo/Sarah Goku/Gabby mild Nataku/Gabby
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
Saiyuki contest
A random contest Kari and I came up with. We noticed so little Nataku and Goku pairings so we made a contest. It doesn't have to be all Nataku/Goku just at least one chapter if you decide to the oneshot.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Love is cruel reviews
first story. Alice loves Shun and he lies about not loving her. Now Alice is depressed and it is up to Shun to help her.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice G., Shun K. - Complete
Happily ever Julie reviews
After a fight between Runo a friend helps him. Ten years later everyone has Families. Dan/Julie Shun/Alice Runo/Marucho oneshot
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Dan K., Julie M. - Complete