LovelyWeather
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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975728, Profile Updated: 01-21-22
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello to whoever is taking his sweet time to read this.

Psychologist by trade, with a background in linguistics. Just a nerd, nothing to see here. This is where my love of words and inner worlds comes from.

An avid reader and an incorrigible workaholic. Always on my toes.

Wow. Way to make this sound like my CV.

Anything else, more personal? Feel free to randomly PM me, if only to chat - I like having penpals from all over the world. If you look past my incurable sarcasm, I can be pretty friendly. :)

Avatar: Houses of Parliament by Monet

Betaed for: Possibility Girl, xMissFortune


Ongoing stories:

1. *NARUTO fanfic- "The Price of Living" - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense

Summary: Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned...

Warning: I started writing this fanfic when I was very young (waaay back in 2009), so of course it's crap. Still, seeing that I've been writing it for literally years, it gets better (I hope? does it?). Someday I may come back and edit the shit out of first twenty or so chapters, but for now it's a sort of a time-capsule for me, containing my thoughts, emotions, knowledge, the whole world outlook at that age. It's both embarrassing and interesting for me to analyze.

Other than that, I basically learned English by writing this fic- I would have never reached this level of proficiency without reading other people's work and spending hours on Thesaurus looking for the right words to use in my writing, so thank you FF net for that! (who says fanfiction isn't educational?)

Betas: Nuttela's Biggest Fan (chapters 1-4), chapters 5-10 are unbetaed (obviously, need to fix that), Miranda Panda-chan (chapters 10-20); Nevervana (chapters 21-currently) Honest, guys, you're the best! Especially you, Nevervana dear. But you already know this. :D

For readers: If you would like to write a POV chapter, or an OCxNaruto char pairing chapter, or anything TPoL related, you can try your hand at writing your own drabble/one-shot/multichaptered fanfic. The same applies if you're interested in drawing fanart for 'The Price of Living', or making a fanmix soundtrack. You don't have to ask for permission, just do it whenever and however you feel like doing it, and I'll adore you. Just lemme know when you do, so I can put up the links for the world to see and partake in its miracle, m'kay?


ONESHOTS (can't even express how honoured I am that these talented writers wrote fan-fanfics for TPoL!):

Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by SavL7- characters: Akane, Orochimaru - Rated M - English - Angst/General (link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6086850/1/Abyssus_Abyssum_Invocat)

Masquerade by Random One-Shot- characters: Akane, Kabuto - Rated T - English (link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7892575/1/Masquerade)

FANART (truly can't thank the artists enough):

!Put the links into your browser and delete the spaces!

NEW!!! ALL FANART in one place-- check out here: http:// thepriceofliving. /

Sound Arc fanart:

  1. Main cover-- http:// xxkitty-girlxx. /art/ The-Price-of-Living-203698406
  2. Cover II -- http:// embercharm. /art/ The-Price-of-Living-Cover-Art-203648880
  3. Cover II REMAKE-- http:// embercharm. /art/ The-Price-of-Living-375997945
  4. Chapter 21 (Orochimaru and Akane)-- http:// sacrificedmoon. /art/ Somethinges-going-to-happen-on-the-bridge-right-275632239
  5. Portrait of Akane-- http:// embercharm. /art/ Akane-Portrait-521785158

Konoha Arc fanart:

  1. Manga cover-- http:// /art/ I-Know-205382490
  2. Chapter 31-New Skin-- http:// /art/ New-Skin-293095595
  3. Portrait of Akane-- http:// /art/ The-Soothsayer-Conuingere-morticina-gregem-358323568
  4. Main Cover: http:// /art/ The-Price-of-Living-Konoha-575970293

Akatsuki Arc fanart:

  1. Cover-- http:// embercharm. / art/ Price-of-Living-Akatsuki-Cover-507506107
  2. Prologue-- http:// reineserpent. /art/ You-re-lying-395177837
  3. Chapter 34 (Hidan, Kisame and Akane moments) AND a comic depicting a scene from chapter 32 (Hidan carrying Akane): ladyaudentium. tumblr. com/post/132965757062/more-doodles-and-one-comic-for-the-price-of
  4. Prologue scene comic Tobi-Akane game scene from ch. 35: ladyaudentium. tumblr . com/post/134344272412/evil-grins-galore-more-doodles-for-the-price-of
  5. Main cover: http:// /art/ TPoL-Akatsuki-Arc-Cover-588271640

SOUNTRACK

I used to have soundtrack lists for every arc in the story (Sound, Konoha, Akatsuki), mixed by my sister. However, the website that hosted it was shut down (miss you 8tracks!), so now I will have to make the playlists again and upload them somewhere else - probably Youtube. I don't really have time to deal with that right now (I'm trying to focus on- gasp- writing), but I'll get to it eventually. Thank you everyone who commented and favourited the lists!


NEXT UPDATE:

Epilogue: 100%, posted June 2020!

That's all folks. Finally, we have reached the end of story - this very, very, very long story. Thank you all for reading, so, so much.

If I feel inspired and vulnerable yet strong enough, I might write a personal author's note as the next chapter, for those who feel like reading it. At some point, I might even post some bonus chapters and deleted scenes. At some point. For now, I'm just happy I finished this story and you guys got to read the ending after 10 years. Much love,

LovelyWeather


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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,947 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
A Girl and a Mountain by ataraxic-ohl reviews
Mulan wasn't supposed to be discovered as a woman in the Imperial Army. Her life wasn't supposed to be spared and she wasn't supposed to go home dishonored. Shan Yu wasn't supposed to survive the avalanche and he wasn't supposed to take over China. Clearly, fate had other plans for the two... and it all revolved around revenge, obsession, a girl and a mountain. Implied rape.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,908 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Mulan, Shan-Yu
The Red Dream by xMissFortune reviews
On a quest to right his wrongs, a martyr makes his way to New York. [TMNT universe mix/Mark of the Ninja crossover]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,206 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 6,627 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9696 - Favs: 9,021 - Follows: 6,838 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Songs of War by Possibility Girl reviews
War of Ishbal left each of them a song to play its cruel melody for them. / Compilation of short stories about Ishbal war
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Maes H., Riza H., Roy M.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Čudni susreti by Densfektorijevic reviews
Ja sam najveći baksuz u istoriji svih velikih baksuza! Pitate se zašto? ... Pa možda zato što me je Saske prvi put primetio baš u trenutku potpune disfunkcije mnogobrojnih moždanih ćelija.
Naruto - Rated: T - Serbian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Sakumo H., OC
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Strings by lantur19 reviews
AU as of Episode 9. Amon never shows up, and Tarrlok succeeds in his plan to escape Republic City and take Korra with him as a hostage.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 202,268 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok
Limitless by TheWritingKat reviews
The unsung tale of the Lady Zhang Chunhua, wife of Sima Yi, and mother to Sima Shi and Sima Zhao. Known as a wise, capable, yet ruthless woman, follow her story through her adventures with courtships, politics, and the war of The Three Kingdoms.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,770 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sima Yi, Zhang Chunhua
Rib Cage by Possibility Girl reviews
Between the heart and the spine, tucked in her rib cage, Abigail keeps the fine, strong raven. Tonight, finally, he is ready for the flight. (One-short. Hannigail. Strong M.)
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Through the Ages by frostedheavens reviews
Manta is sent back into the past 1000 years ago. There, he meets none other than Asakura Hao in his first life. Amidst conflicts and betrayals, Manta struggles to get back safely to his own time, but yet begins to realise his purpose in the Heian Period.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,764 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Hao A., Manta O.
The Collusive Spring Flower by TheWritingKat reviews
The infamous tale of Zhang Chunhua's murder of her maid.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sima Yi, Zhang Chunhua - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Desiderium by ALadyofStardust reviews
There is a rule in the Underground. If any food or drink is consumed there, one must remain for eternity. The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything - she should never have been able to leave in the first place. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
heir presumptive by Mad-Hatter-LCarol reviews
"heir presumptive, n.- a person scheduled to inherit a throne, peerage, or other hereditary honour, but whose position can be displaced by the birth of an heir or heiress apparent... with a better claim to the throne." - Phobos-centric, drabble series.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Phobos
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fear Itself by Vayluh Arwen reviews
'What's his name' 'Doctor Jonathan Crane.' A new hospital, a new doctor, and a new danger. Rebecca Wells has been thrown right into the deep end of the Narrows, and luck has chanced her with a very unique doctor. Arkham's dark secret is out. Batman c DC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Masquerade by Random One-Shot reviews
He follows her, watches her, waiting for the day when he can show her his real face and see her own. A tribute to LovelyWeather's THE PRICE OF LIVING. If you want this to make sense, read that first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Limitless by xMissFortune reviews
He, out of all of them, knew his limits the best. That's why he kept pushing them.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
The Games We Play by xMissFortune reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Raven, Slade
Except Without Strength by courtkirei reviews
The support of friends, family, and ultimate faith can lead one to find true strength. This is the story of love, hate, tragedy, humility, forgiveness and healing that comes in battle between good and evil. *I know life happens but were back on, enjoy*
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,304 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Chun-Li, Vega/Balrog (Claw)
Perfumes of Arabia by diamonds to dust reviews
On a sultry night in Agrabah, Jafar reflects on the charms of a certain princess…
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
The Moment at Hand by Whisperwill reviews
A drabble and entry in Anime Detour's 2011 Iron Pen contest. Time is much more enticing when it grows short. One shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
Just Let Me Die, Already by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
Does the fact that he always makes her sleep while he works mean he has a conscience? Or does he relish the thought of her waking up and looking at him in complete horror? Doesn't he realize how much she hates him? OC and Kabuto Y.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Stardom by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
"I exist." When you're a nameless shinobi within the Sound Village, you tend to be pretty unimportant. This girl is tired of being expendable. OC and Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Anatomy of a Wound by Ash Road reviews
50 truths about the life of a shinobi. Ensemble cast, gen and het. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Conundrum by SorainaSkye reviews
It was all ridiculous, of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Pride - Complete
It's Only the End of the World Again by daymarket reviews
A misanthropic bastard, a liverless doormat, a reluctant demon, and a body-challenged angel team up to save the world. Much confusion results.
Crossover - Good Omens & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. Crowley, G. House - Complete
The Dream by my-echo reviews
Lilly has a rather disturbing nightmare. It seems that a certain personage is not quite as dead as she had hoped - merely dormant, and waiting. Oneshot.
Legend - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 878 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stains by xMissFortune reviews
Some things are meant to stay the way they are... Stained.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whistling Icarus by Gleam reviews
Between songbird and serpent, and on the frayed thread of youth - this is Orochimaru, who sought immortality, and found it in a tombstone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Orochimaru
A Perfect Plan by sinemoras09 reviews
In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sai - Complete
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
A Day In The Life by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 470 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Mother, Daughter, Sister, Lover by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In all of Hao's lives, there is one soul he has always encountered, a soul just as lost and restless as his. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hao A., Anna K. - Complete
Hostage Negotiations by Poison's Ivy reviews
There are things you should never learn in school. Scam/Sam. Dedicated to Cresenta's Lark!
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sam, Tim Scam - Complete
Nightingale by riversrunthroughme reviews
Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,733 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Enclosed by IllegalMedications reviews
Sima Yi is constantly thinking about Zhen Ji, and the two go about acting very friendly towards one another. Sima Yi/Zhen Ji R&R!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sima Yi, Zhen Ji
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Efflorescence by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Five times Jareth doesn't kiss Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Your lips are Mine by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,374 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Unreachable by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
-His soul was filled with hate, but he was always polite to me.- Alright, but what did exactly happen to Hilda when she was forced to remain in Kuja's custody?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,620 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Kuja, Hilda
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Pencil by GyreGimble reviews
She was annoying. He wasn't talking. She spent about ten minutes getting the nose right, then left. It was still the oddest encounter between a Guardian and the man that the guards had ever seen. If you see pairings, you're looking wrong
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hay Lin, Phobos - Complete
Ritual by Ada Kensington reviews
On how Orochimaru acquired his first body...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Circumstances of Coincidence by Lellian reviews
How chance can shape a person and the life they lead. Tayuya, Orochimaru and why she never looked back. First meetings: discuss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Baik by Novocain reviews
[Pretty words don’t mean a thing. Keep your eyes on him. Keep your eyes on him.] Orochimaru twists into you so naturally. Your castle will melt. Your bridge will wilt, and you. Won't. Care. [Pretty words mean everything.] For ChildOfDarkness15.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
The King's Gambit by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
A great chessplayer is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he found it.' [Shikacentric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Orochimaru - Complete
Spitballs And Poofy Hair by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Did you just shoot a spitball at me?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 602 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 855 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Falling Gods by Ash Road reviews
Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and the passage of the years.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 298 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Symbiosis by Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Paperwork by Monday reviews
And there is one less person that can smile at you and make you think that your job is almost, almost, worth it, if only for a second.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Glass Houses by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakashiAnko genfic] In which Kakashi sucks at comfort and Anko sucks at communication.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 305 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
A Greater Cause by Acerbitas reviews
Falsehood and deceit were merely means to a greater end, only tools for important causes. KabutoxHinata, OrochimaruxHinata, warnings: bondage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Electric Girls, And Worn Down Toys by Muffytaj reviews
[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
A Snake in the Snow by KakashiLove4ever reviews
An Orochimarucentric sannin one shot. Rated for language and violence. The team's first Sclass mission, with Orochimaru out to improve his bad mood with a bit of death and bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Taller than God by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Undiagnosed by nescione reviews
Tsunade and Orochimaru, and the ideology of a cancer cell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
To End the Dream by sharingank reviews
When the salamander walks through the fire, will it get burned? Sasuke introspection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Exorcism of Frances Foster by Dude13 reviews
What happens when Foster's resident caretaker gets sick, just as a certain blue imaginary friend has seen too many scary movies? To be honest, it's not a pretty sight...[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Frankie, Bloo - Complete
Rejection of the Black by Gigabomb reviews
Gaara, Tsunade. Gaara wants to be human. Tsunade convinces him otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Gaara, Tsunade S. - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorrows and Rejoicings by nescione reviews
Twenty years later, Naruto's life is not what he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2005
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Questionable Humanity by Gigabomb reviews
Having been in Sound Village only three months, Kidoumaru is still trying to get used to his new life as a shinobi, and an illbegotten venture into Orochimaru's laboratory doesn't do much to help him adjust.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Kidomaru, Orochimaru - Complete
A Nightmare in Red Silk by Sionnain reviews
His perfect plan to kill her is ruined by red silk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Sotto Voce by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to ch.238. Sasuke's early interactions at Hidden Sound with Kabuto for company.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
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The Price of Living reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned... [realistic SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 229,431 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC - Complete
Postscaenium reviews
A collection of one-shots, drabbles and other extras involving a snarky OC and various characters. Connected to the main story 'The Price of Living'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U.
Precious Last reviews
There is something more touching about the terror in the last cries than pity in the last words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
Mors liberatrix reviews
Prolog mog fanfika "The Price of living", sada na srpskom. Ne pitajte, prsla sam.
Naruto - Rated: T - Serbian - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete