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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975961, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.


I would give my name, age and all that personal stuff but I won't for my reasons. Don't like it. Tough.

Lkes: getting stronger, writing storys, sleeping, listening to music, watching movies, going on the internet, going out, shopping, eating, beating the stuffing out of the boys at school, reading, researching, working out, dreaming, sasunaru, itanaru, itahana, itanaru, kakairu, sakunaru, sasusaku, naruhina, temashika, teneji, the thought of naruto going into possesive-romantic-bastard mode ove hinata, collecting money, spending money, earning money, counting money (god do i sound like kakuzu or what), freebies , grassy fields, beaches, sunsets, working on my fanfics, the thought of itachi and sasuke blushing, eating sweets, the blissful sound of flutes, birds, swearing beeps, the sight of flowers, blood (yes i am crazy, what of it), animals, good-looking foods, money, tattoos, hot springs (even if i haven't gone to one yet), men in pain, .

Dislikes: perverted a-holes that only want sex, animal cruelty, anti-feminist remarks, sexist pigs, submissive women, betrayal, being interupted, being annoyed, poachers, illegal hunting, the smell of petrol, negatve reviews, sand in my eyes, people reading my e-mail without permission, peole barging into my room when i'm busy or not around, alcoholic perveted a-holes that only want sex, drugs, drugs users. embarassing secrets or rumors going round about me.

Fave animals:cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, ocelots, dolphins, whales, sharks, turtles, butterflies, horses, mice, wolves, birds, chickens, nar whales, manta rays, manatees, seal, sea birds and polar bears.

Keenest senses: smell, touch, hearing and sight

fave foods: ramen, spaghetti carbonara with any kind of meat, sweets , chocolates, pork, noodles, fruits, marshmellows, pasta,

Fave books: harry potter ( 1- 4), jacqueline wilson, manga, comics, robert swindells, beatrix potter, game guides, anthony horowitz, enid blyton, shakespeare, myths and legends, narnia, stephen king, and song books

Fave movies: harr potter, action, adventure, romance, musicals, anime, japanese anime, mystery

Fave artists (music not art dumbasses): cascada, kelly clarkson, beyonce, mariah carey, ,britney spears, kylie, musical writers, offspring, take that, queen, madness, abba, rod stewart.

Fave naruto characters: kakashi, iruka, sasuke, naruto, sakura, shizune, temari, tenten, hinata, ino, neji, hanabi, tsunade, gaara, haku, shino, kiba, akamaru, tonton, sasori, itachi, madara/tobi, hiashi, orochimaru, kabuto, anko, kurenai, koyukie.

Dream: to be a succesful marine biologist and to kick the two main bitches at my school and this one girl who was my friend but turned on me making her a bitch too, threw a wall. Also to get even with anyone who has caught me in a really bad mood and made it worse.

Starsign: aquarius (which, for some reason, is a air sign).

Words to the wise I picked up from fanfics, music and T.V. : if you've got it, flaunt it. Dont fear, be feared. it's tough being a strong-willed women, you have opinions and they lock ya in a cage. people don't want kindness, they want consistency. don't get upset, get violent. when life throws lemons, drain the juice and throw it in lifes eyes. when people throw things, throw them off a cliff.

Lucky number: 12

Fave flowers: white lilies, roses, tulips, daffodills

Fave quotes from the Naruto anime (i haven't watched any other anime in a while and frankly, don't plan to in the near future) :

Naruto : '' I was right. You are pathetic. Your nothing but a lousy little pervert.'' ( Episode 53)

kakashi and team 7: '' Behind this mask... is another mask!'' ( episode 101)

Sakura: '' Yeah. I think so too. We should totally ditch Naruto'' ( episode 101)

Sasuke: '' why are you such an idiot? '' ( episode 101)

Naruto: '' Hinata? Oh. Hey there Hinata.'' ( sports feauturette)

4th Hokage: Your no longer human. Your a demon.'' (i'm not sure which. if you know email it to me.)

Gaara: '' I love myself. I live only for myself.'' ( don't know the episode so same solution as the above quote)

Time for some random stuff i found:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you've ever been dumped by your man, copy and paste this onto your profile


If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

Sasori of the Red Sand... Sakura of the Pink Cherry Blossom.

"Didn't you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive."-Sakura

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasori: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasori: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life! and that is why I love you!

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Slumber Party by SemperVenice reviews
Iruka goes to a Slumber Party with Anko. It's not what he expects... Kakairu. Rated M for mature themes. Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Gem by snitcheyes411 reviews
Yugi is a concubine in Pharaoh Atemu's harem. Features Atemu/Yugi with a little Seto/Joseph Joey on the side. Each chapter also comes with a song, which I think says something about the chapter, whether the tune sets the mood or the lyrics are a summary. Don't own, don't sue.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,952 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Sakura and Syaoran's Engagement by sakurahime92 reviews
A new evil has come about as Sakura and the crew are in their senior year of high school. Will they be alright?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
SexyNoJutsu Gone Wrong! by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
What happens when naruto dares some of the guys to try the sexy no jutsu and they can't turn back? full summary inside. GaaSaku ShikaTem NejiTen NaruHina KankIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Vacation Time by Nephthytis reviews
Gaara and Sakura are both workaholics, so their closest friends and siblings decide to take it in their own hands to make sure they get some time off. Too bad that means dumping them both on a island, will they get along or end up kill each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Welcome to Konoha's Nursery by Leahnor Lex J. Maxwell reviews
Chibi!Akatsuki with some Chibi!leafnins. Upon the unexpected results of a jutsu, Tsunade names Sasuke and Naruto as the caretakers of a bunch of chibis. Chibis with excelente reflexes and sharp, creative minds. How are they going to survive? CRACK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
Playboy Meet Your Match by moonlesslife reviews
Sasuke is a rich playboy who cares for only two things: his friends and getting laid. Sakura is a poor girl who was raped and has a four-year-old daughter, Kin. Sasuke wants her, but Sakura fights back.Can hatred blossom into love? SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,729 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Johan and Judai's 20 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Johan and Judai do some crazy stuff and their poor teachers are the ones that suffer. Spiritshipping and Crack. Teachers are OCs! Now comes with a wedding between Johan and Judai. Finally complete! -M.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
More Than Sex by crimsonbutterfly92 reviews
Naruto and sakura have had it rough since day one between being beaten and forced to sell them selves but what will they do when a chance to escape arises. sasunaru this is the new and improved story known as more than sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Crazy Bodyguard by sunmoon123 reviews
Okay, Sakura goes to the mall with her friends. Normal. She gets attacked by rogue Sound Ninja. Not normal. Tsunade gives her a bodyguard. Weird. It's the boy she hates. Sasuke Uchiha. however, sasuke then falters in his job and sakura gets kidnapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,294 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
GX Goes Pokemon by AgentApril reviews
A mysterious/evil entity invades the Pokemon world, so Professor Oak calls up his good friend Chancellor Shepard. Shepard recognizes whats happening and asks the GX gang to help. Who will stay and who will go and what new adventures await? AU Season 3.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,087 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
Sick Day by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura wakes up one day to find herself sick for the first time in years. Her team gets wind of this and immediately head to her house, intent on taking care of her. How will this turn out? Team7/Sakura one-shot. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Finding of the IchaIcha by Amaya Nanashi reviews
Naruto finds out about Tsunade hidden addiction and in the end gets his 'just' reward
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sedating a Lust by Orion's Eagle reviews
What started out as bitter resentment, gradually developed into something...different. Kakashi x Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Wedding Date? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Sequel to A Much Needed Vacation. Kakashi and Iruka arrive back from their trip. Kakashi is keeping a secret from Iruka who thinks Kakashi is cheating on him. Will it tear them apart? Will there be a wedding date set? Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Vacation time by yamithecardmaster reviews
Sakura and Naruto both realize the feelings they have for eachother and just as they do they are granted a three week vacation by Tsunade. And what a wild vacation that will be. NaruSaku. Possilbly a lemon later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Much Needed Vacation by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are working themselves to death. Kakashi is fed up and wants some time alone with his little dolphin. What will Kakashi do about it? M rating for the lemon that will be in the second part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Psycho Diaries by Yami Roojii reviews
The diary of Yami Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Yami Bakura
How Much Do You Wanna Bet? by Blondey846 reviews
Tea is paired with Kaiba for a school asignment so she has to stay at his mansion over the weekend. What happens when they make a bet based on seduction? And will things heat up when they are snowed in? TeaXKaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Icha Icha Missing by Rai-Child reviews
When Kakashi's smut goes missing, no one is safe...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Why, Asuma sensei? Why? by The Reading Maid reviews
Ino is furious, Shikamaru is twitching, and Choji is choking. Why? Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Asuma just told them that they're training with team Gai today. Should be fun, right? Right? RIGHT?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
A Naruto Chibi Party by Nimiko reviews
Chibi Naruto is throwing a party!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hinata H.
Sakura is a Mermaid! by fluffysnowgirl reviews
Sakura is a princess, Kakashi is the king, Naruto is a prince, Sasuke is the one Sakura loves and an unexpected person has taken Hinata. Oh yeah and they all are mermaids. Pairings SasukeXSakura NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It All Starts With Icha Icha by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
The title says it all. Haha. Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 198 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Yami's Birthday Bash! by Fire Coral reviews
Bakura and Marik are planning Yami's birthday. But why is Bakura doing this or will he finally get rid of the pharaoh once and for all! Please review :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On The Edge by Calendar reviews
There are many methods of torture. Naruto has a bad case of poison ivy, and his teammates have to take care of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost Bet by ladywolfTerri reviews
Marik loses a bet to his hikari and has to endure a little humiliation, Bakura isn't complaining though! YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Fun With Professor Spankums by Pointed Teeth reviews
Icha Icha's got nothing on Iruka. Drabble [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
War for the Icha by Dragoon14455 reviews
The Kunoichis are fed up with Kakashi's prized possession......his Icha Icha Paradise collection.... So they plan to steal the books away from him.... does this mean all out war?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005
Icha Icha Love! by BitterEloquence reviews
True Love means giving porn, right? Companion to Icha Icha Panic! Fluffy not so drabblesized KakaxIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Icha Icha Panic! by BitterEloquence reviews
Sometimes there's only so far an obsession can go until it becomes unhealthy as Iruka discovers the hard way. Fluffy KakashixIruka drabble brought on by Crack Bunnies and amusing conversations with Demondreams
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Yami Bakura's Birthday by wild-filly reviews
Something's bothering Yami Bakura and it's not just the stupid pharaoh... how are you supposed to throw a birthday party for a homicidal tomb robber?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Oh, THAT book! by Anatra DeSylvianno reviews
Naruto swipes Kakashi's copy of Icha Icha Paradise and Iruka gets the blame. (Light Kakairu)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003
M: Trouble is spelt CHIBI by The Hentai Goddesses reviews
(Rating because of Chibi Bakura's potty mouth XD) Uh oh, now Yami has been turned into a chibi! What's going on?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
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the great wedding escape reviews
sakura is a mermaid princess who is torn between her duty to her kingdom and her love for sasuke. but when a dangerous plan is created, that if completed will land her the man of her dreams and peace for her home, will she accept despite the danger?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H.
when sasuke and itachi read 'my crazy bodyguard
hi this my third fic so again be nice and my next will out soon
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
the price for being an arielle fanboy
hi this is my second fanfic so be nice in the reviews and this took me forever to finish. no couples sorry see ya
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
11 ways to ruin gaara's reputation reviews
sorry about the beginnings. stupid computer. R&R please i need them badly
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Gaara