almostbella95
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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975964, Profile Updated: 09-13-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello there.

So this is my profile. Nothing special, but it is what it is.

I'm the blonde in the picture. Yeah, and i LOVE blonde jokes, so roll with that.

I'm not gonna say my name, I kinda like the idea of a pen name, but if you really truly must know, PM me and I'll tell you.

To explain the pen name:

almostbella95--

my mom almost named me isabella, which would've made me bella, which would be AWESOME! but bella's not my name

and 95...i dont really know. I just kinda liked the number. AND my great grandmother who my middle name is named after (does that make sense?) died when she was 95. BAMF.

R&R please!

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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 11,030 - Follows: 5,779 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Edward Didn't Know by LaceyCamille reviews
Edward always thought he had a big secret. But what if Bella has a secret even bigger than being a vampire? And what if an illness that lands Bella in the hospital is more serious than they thought? And causes them to meet a whole new kind of vampire...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
With a Burning Passion by EmJaNe reviews
Bella was a victim of a house fire and has a reminder of that everyday, Edward is a firefighter and has a hard time caring about people. What happens when she meets the man that saved her life in a grocery store? Better than it sounds. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Sunrise aka Thirst by Collegepanda reviews
Bella runs to Forks to escape life’s cruel truths. But when her best friend Jacob gets beyond protective when a certain town bad boy, Edward Cullen sparks an interest in her, does she get thrown into more lies and deceit?*mild rape* Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,537 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11615 - Favs: 8,501 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover reviews
Bella Swan is tortured by the Twilight Series. She tries to live her life regularly, and succeeds mostly. But what happens when Bella moves to Forks for a summer? Will she meet the infamous Cullens? Is it too early? OOC, canon pairings, rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Past is Forgotten reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been best friends since birth, but their faith will be tested when Bella becomes the school psychopath after being raped and beaten by her stepfather, Phil. ExB, slightly OOC, AH, AU, ALL HUMAN. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Girl reviews
Bella Swan is new in the big city of New York, and so is the mysterious Edward Cullen. What happens when Bella goes for a simple haircut and ends up falling in love with possibly the most dangerous creature of all? Not human. ExB Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella