Hazelthorn
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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1976030, Profile Updated: 12-09-09
Author has written 28 stories for Cats, Night World series, Harry Potter, X-overs, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, Swan Princess, and Misc. Movies.

Hello!

Me and my buddies are gonna write some stuff.

Like stories.

And random-ness, like spazing out.

Yeah!

Name: Hazelthorn Jellicle

Friends: Roselna, Tantamiri, Violonta, Aquavera, Mistoffelles, Coricopat, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, and

Mate: Mungojerrie

Mother: Demeter

Father: Macavity(Mr.Big Mac Evil)

Location at the moment: Hazel is listening to to her favorite song, FIREFLIES!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK MEG AND ERIK SHOULD HOOK UP!! AND I MEAN, THE PHANTOM AND CHRISTINE'S FRIENDIE!!

I am a proud supporter od MeRik(Meg Giry and Erik/Phantom)

MUFFINS!

Yeah, you heard me!

I SAID MUFFINS!

Sorry, Tugger fed me catnip!

I am a rabid squirrel!

Mungojerrie- Sorray, shay is goin phycopahthic. No' agai'!

HEHEHEHEHEHE!~ u CANT STOP ME mUNGO!

NEVA!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xWH4uoB1wQ&feature=channel

my friend on youtube made this for me

thanx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNJFa75KG2Q&feature=PlayList&p=662EB372017C3537

and this is one of the funnist songs to the most perfect video ever.

~MY 9 NAMES~

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Faith

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Faitizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Black Cat (Black is the actor's color, that's why I like it)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

OK, SO IT’S EITHER

Evelyn Shakespeare

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Weafa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Purple Coke-A-Cola

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Aayeljs

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Pandarvis Wilford or Wilford Pandarvis

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)


Black Electra, or Black Skitty, or Black Satchmoe

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks(I've dated a softball playing prep. )I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well i am)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No I just don't like my life)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU READ THIS LITTLE...AHHHH YOU CRAZY PEOPLE)

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman)SweeneyToddLover26( Sweeny Todd, Pippin,Shaggy from Scooby Doo...i was little, Snape...very short time...Ron Weasley,Draco Malfoy,Alexander Sterling,many more), Hazelthorn (Mungojerrie, Sweeney Todd, Draco Malfoy, Edward Scissorhands, Klaus Baudelaire, Titus(from Pure, Dead, Magic), Phantom, Roger, Oliver Wood, Graverobber, Repo! Man, Jack the Pumpkin King, Lock, Puck(from Sisters Grimm), Ash Redfern, John Quinn(Better known as Quinn), Gomez Addams, Kazune(from Kamichama Karin), Morgead(from Night World), Galen(from Night World), Peter Pan, Randall(from Monsters Inc), and many, many more)

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

5. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it)

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

95 percent of kids are conserned with being popular if you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101, satansconfuseddaughter, Eana, Azumi Kiribashi, FurubaLover4ever, Magickbendingdemon, Weirdo-Girl, Whisper Angelitos,SweeneyToddLover26, Hazelthorn

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearng body perfume.

You love the movies.
.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 14

(I think that settles it - I am definitely a girl.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solutions..." at political debates, copy this into your profile. (forcing changes! Risk, and danger! making noise and making pleas... i'm gunna stop now...)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, SweeneyToddLover26, Hazelthorn

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you have a complete conversation, with your shadow. Crazy is when you think you're in a coma, and someday will wake up from this nightmare. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball"or anything really..it could be random too.

21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?" (Hazelthorn)

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. ;;;;;;;;;;;;

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forrest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooottttttttttttttttt' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angsty boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy

TWILIGHT!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen:controlling you since 1901

If you're a proud stalker of Jasper Hale... well, just do it. Copy and paste, not... well, you get my point.>.>

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. (I will strangle you added by Megan: with my feet then force you to eat them. Then my feet will grow back by process of mitosis if you do not know who they are, or think they are disco)

If you ever walk into parked cars copy & paste this on you profile!

Things not to do at hogwarts(wink

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her

When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you=== Give her your attention

When she pulls away== Pull her back

When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared=== Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH

When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHES HURTING INSIDE

When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away

When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin=== she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

- DON'T let her have the last word

-always call her when you know somethings wrong

- Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than hot and sexy

- Say you love her more than she could ever love you

- Argue that she is the best ever

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Theme Songs for my couples:

Ravina/Jasper- Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson

Hazelthorn/Mungojerrie- Just the Girl by Click 5

Vincent/Ravina(A different Ravina)- We Belong Together by Mariah Carey

Violaunte/Munkustrap- You Found Me by The Fray

Tantamiri/ Mistoffelees- What's Left of Me by Nick Lachey

Jadis/Pouncival- I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

Aquavera/Coricopat- Bubbly by Colbie Caillat

I thank all of my reviewers(yes, even you Proud Son of Macavity) for even thinking to review.

That makes no sense.

Coming Up:

Demon in Heaven: Michelle, Meg Giry's daughter, is out lookng for the aptly named Phantom of the Opera, the monster behind the mask. But what if, in return, she becomes just like him.

Gloria: An Old Tale: Ever wanted to know what Edward was like as a human, but never found anyone who could tell it. Gloria, his childhood friend, can, and is deciding that this may be the best time for everyone to know the true Edward Mason.

Please read and review all of my stories.

Oh, and yes, I know I ahven't updated Paparazzi in months, but I'm having a huge writer's block on that story. I am still trying to write more, but if you have ANY ideas, PM ME!! PLEASE!!

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Daybreak Online Chat by Pale18 reviews
DOC. An online IM site for Circle Daybreak members. Please read & review!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/13/2009 - J. Quinn, Rashel J.
Daughter of the Brave and the Son of the Damned by Izzieluv reviews
My name is Andrea Hero Potter. I am the oddball of my family, I have blonde hair, and I am not a Quidditch player... and I love a Malfoy. My name is Scorpius Antares Malfoy. I am a disgrace, or so my father says. I am a "Muggle-lover" and I love a Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - OC, Scorpius M.
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Alliance by Twinkle Fairy reviews
After Quinn and Rashel leave the island they are being chased by Hunter Redfern. Quinn realizes there's nothing else to do but seek help from his two cousins, Ash and James. Ash/Mary-Lynette, Quinn/Rashel, James/Poppy.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Mary-Lynette C., Ash R.
Change? by NatBraaaat reviews
"Become a vampire," He whispered, closing his eyes. He knew that she would say no, he just had to try again. One more time. "Are you serious?" She whispered. "More serious than ever." He kissed her softly,but still the whole world fell away.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
Under The Stars by NatBraaaat reviews
“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009
Moonlit Mist by panini999 reviews
Mary-Lynette has been waiting for her knight for one whole year... and she's sick of it. She decides to take the matter into her own hands, she decides to find him herself...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,558 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009
Better Than Me, Jemima by cvrdansur reviews
Jemima is head over heels for Alonzo, at the Jellicle Ball, will he realize it, or will she be left to watch from afar still? I edited Chapter 5 because I felt that I had rushed through it WAY too fast, hopefully this one is better!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Jemima, Alonzo
When all else fails by NatBraaaat reviews
What if who you love goes against everything you were raised to believe in but what if you can't go away even if you tried? Well, that's what human Marigold and vampire Taylor are going though. So, how do they deal love, lies, and gossip in a small town?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009
Alphabet Weekends by Jonas x Knight reviews
He's Chad Dylan Cooper for crying out loud! He can get any girl he wants... or so he thinks. So, how does he end up taking an unimpressed Sonny out on 26 alphabetized dates? A bet perhaps? Who will win? Pure Channy from A - Z!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Worry Buddy by ImaginationBird reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't worry but Chad does. So when Mr Condor assigns everyone a 'Worry Buddy' Chad must tell Sonny his deepest secrets and he finds that help comes from the most unexpected places...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Persephone by entirelysomeoneelse reviews
This is my story about Persephone, a kitten who's family and Jellicle status is completely unknown and may be painful to find. Note: I do not own CATS. You know that. In progress, but drawing to a close. *sniff*
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,797 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
What If? by ShibaDG reviews
Based on Syfy's 'Alice'. What if Jack hadn't gotten to the fortress so fast? What if Hatter and Alice hadn't been interupted?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2009
Slaves of Hell by Tantamiri reviews
Viatrix and Ravina are slaves of Hell, and stumble upon a junkyard during their mission. Then they travel to Transylvania, as it's the connector of Earth and hell, to see their master, and rid him of his presence to them, due to them finding love.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009
Safety First by musicgal3 reviews
What happens when cats make stupid decisions that could ultimately affect their health? The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap find out.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap, Macavity - Complete
Malurina by Malurina reviews
Bombalurina and Macavity Had a kit together, Before Bombalurina was known as the Scarlett queen of the Jellicle tribe and before Macavity was known as The hidden paw but then things changed.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bombalurina, Macavity
This I Swear By The Stars by entirelysomeoneelse reviews
The story of a slightly screwed up cast of Les Miserables. Javert swears by the stars to find out the name of the pretty girl in the lighting booth, Fantine is determined to play Yenta to the entire cast and crew, and the director is hitting on the cast..
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
My Special Tom by Shmendrick reviews
5 queens have found their special tom, however fights break out when all of them try to claim him. Guess who he is. please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Cell Phone MixUps by Imagination Genius reviews
MoJo accidently switch cell phones. What happen's when some sends Maureen a message? one shot. really happened to me but with different results.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Joanne J., Maureen J. - Complete
Oh Luna by LovelyOnesLie reviews
They've yet to see anything like this. Eventual L/D...give it time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Luna L., Draco M.
The Moments of Happiness by Misto4Ever reviews
Mungojerrie has always wished to have someone to love. Could his new friendship with the pretty white queen make his wish come true?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,043 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Mungojerrie, Victoria
THINGS I WILL NOT DO by The Dragonaire reviews
Get behind the halarious secrets of our fave cats! See them list their deepest most halrious moments, updates coming soon!Includes: Misto, Munku, Tugger, Ecetera, Rumpleteazer, MungoJerrie and Macavity. Plz R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Mistoffelees: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
All you ever needed to know about your new MISTOFFELEES model! This is the complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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Unusual CATS Couples Contest reviews
CONTEST! CONTEST! ENTER! ENTER! Please enter my unusual couples contest.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
Hazelthorn's Story reviews
What happens when a queen, with a terrible life, enters the Junkyard, makes a best friend, gets a crush, has someone crush her heart, make it better again, and have to deicide something she wouldn't have fathomed back at home? Tons of things!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Mungojerrie
Why Me? reviews
Jemima's Point of View of Tantamiri's Getting A Date Is Very Difficult To Do, coming soon Jemima is, subconciencly, forced into the hardest decison of her young life. Old friend, or new love? And what of her friend, Teazer, and her stares at Alonzo?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jemima, Mungojerrie
He'll be Waiting in the Shadows! reviews
I'll leave now," I muttered. I walked up the stairs, to my room, to sleep, and dream of the mysterious masked man in the cloak. Phantom/OC, Meg/Raoul
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009
Gloria reviews
We all know of the infamous Edward Cullen. Bu what of his past life. Did you know his best friend, named Gloria, loved him? Watch as Old Gloria and New Gloria start their lives, without each other. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Charlie S.
Funhouse reviews
Jemima and Electra are worried. Where are the Jellciles? Why aren't they in the Junkyard? Where could they be? Who has done this horrible crime? And why were two queens left behind? Jemima has a hunch.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jemima, Electra
Thanks for the Memories reviews
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Crossover - Cats & Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009
Theme of the Week 1 reviews
Let's all find out who is this week's theme...................... or pair..................
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Demeter, Macavity
Theme of the Week reviews
Information inside. Interested? Have a request for the theme? PM me!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009
My Darling Angels reviews
Cassandra and her mate, Admetus, had just had kits, along with four other couples. Watch the kittens grow through the eyes of the mother that I never thought I would write about!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Cassandra, Admetus
One Magical Punishment reviews
Mungo has gotten the gang into trouble, again, therefore, they must all face the punishment. Could magic be behind this? Could fate? Or, maybe even the random thoughts from a writer's mind! Watch closely as I take you on their journey of punishment.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009
Viva La Gloria reviews
Poor Coricopat! You see, he has this dream girl....and she is his life......and...............I really need to stop going spazzy! Just read it, unless you aren't a fan of Hazelthorn's Story. : :
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Coricopat - Complete
House of Hell reviews
What if houses.....grew? What if what's on the television, isn't as fake as it seems. What if, a house could grow to about the size of Russia in a year, and move to different locations, too. Welcome to the House Of Hell television show!
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009
I'm the Doctor, and I'm Your Father reviews
This is kinda like Repo! The Genetic opera, only different in soo many ways. Read my first chapter for summary.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Macavity, Demeter
Etcy Acts Like a Nut, So reviews
See what happens when they give Etcy a song at the Jellicle Ball. Pure Randomness. That's What. Starring, Etcetera, Electra, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, Jemima, Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie, Plato, Jennyanydots, and Skimbleshanks.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Etcetera, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
A Night to Remember: Campsite with Tantamiri! reviews
Misto/Tanta One night, Tantamiri and Mistoffelees get kidnapped by an unknown source, which you will find out later. Will spending time with each other drive them insane, or send in THE LOVE MONKEY! This NOT be a one-shot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Cats Theme Songs reviews
What if each cat had a theme song, made perfectly for them, almost. Well, I found some songs like that. Let's all see if I can do all of them.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Stuck in FanctionLand! Help! reviews
Lilly, Rose, and Raven are three best friends out to save Fanfiction from the evil A Son of Macavity. He has trapped them inside of Fanfiction. What happens when story characters are as real as we people are?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009
Demeter's Life In a Nutshell reviews
My entry for the DemesTRAPPERS contest!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Demeter, Plato - Complete
Trouble reviews
This is for Violaunte. Anyway, in a helpless attempt for Munkustrap to tell Violaunte he likes her, he might have sparked a distant feeling she has yet to know about, love. I hope you all enjoy this!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Munkustrap - Complete
Catch Me reviews
Yay! Another songfic! This one is dedicated to you. Yes you, silly, have you ever had a story dedicated to you. This is a Tantamiri and Mistoffelees moment, with a TON of fluff. I hope you all like it!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
This ISN'T my idea! reviews
Tom Riddle and his kid go to visit some old family friends. Tom and Narcissa, have a plan! To marry off Rosemary Tom's Kid and Draco Malfoy . I this story they are royalty! This is dedicated to my BFF Violaunte!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Swan Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M.
Everything Burns reviews
Fallydia is coming to live with her cousin, Coricopat, and his mate. A great accident has brought her there. Will the same thing happen again? This is for my friend PrincessStar 101498! She is one of my BFFs as well as some others.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Tantomile, Coricopat
Get Another Boyfriend reviews
SONGFIC! Ok, so this is dedicated to one of my BFF's, Tantamiri! She has had enough of him being hurt by his boyfriend, so he tells him to get another. I hope Tantamiri loves it!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
You Found Me reviews
Rosemary is a normal teenager. With a not-so-normal past. Just ask her about the nightmares she's been having each night. Wait until someone comes along to turn her world upside down
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009
Chase the Morning reviews
This is the second generation of Harry Potter. The main character is Mina Greyback, who was sent to a boarding school at a young age and knows nothing about her family. What happens when she sees a character from her favorite book as an adult there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - OC, Scorpius M.
Paparazzi reviews
A vampire, who hates humans, and now has a mission to save one. Little does he know that she is special. OC/OC, and yes, Maya is in this! Please Read and Review. It always helps. I wanna know that people are reading this.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
A History of the Jellicles: Before the Junkyard reviews
me and my friend being bored it helps
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009