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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1976392, Profile Updated: 09-19-10

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I started on a story back in January. It's called Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. You can find me under the name Danielgaleh00rs!

Come on over to the Daniel Gale blog to see pictures, gifs, links to other Daniel Gale stories, and of course listen to the official Daniel Gale: Cumming to America Soundtrack. That's right ladies. You can listen to some of Daniel's favorite songs!

I am fortunate enough to be a pre-reader for Rosmarina's Potential. I am one lucky girl... ;-)

I love Potential so much I made this cute little blinky.


Things I love in fanfiction:

~ Interesting versions of our favorite characters. (Who wants to read about "perfect" people?)

~ Authors who update somewhat regularly even though they have busy lives. THANK YOU! (I am doing my best to be one of these, but it is really difficult!)

~ Authors who add links to their blogs and visual aids for their stories.

~ Realistic smut. Awkward smut. Funny smut. Unusual smut. Smut that gives me ideas.

~ Male characters that sound like real men instead of the women who write them.


Please keep the following in mind:

Forks is not a suburb of Seattle. It is about 3-4 hours away, depending on traffic and the ferry, and quite remote which was supposed to be the point in the original books. The airport (SeaTac) is even farther away. Port Angeles is not a booming metropolis with a shopping mall. It is a very run down, working class, small town. Feel free to contact me if you need help with PNW/Seattle geography. I would be glad to help!

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22914 - Favs: 14,213 - Follows: 10,644 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
My Brother's Wife by mostly a lurker reviews
Homesteading on the prairie in 1864 is austere, beautiful, and deadly. Can Edward and Bella survive the hardships and flourish? AU/AH EPOV Originally an entry in the Age of Edward contest, now revised and expanded.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,741 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,673 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Visitation by radiofreeamy reviews
AH-AU What if Edward reacted violently while saving Bella that night at Port Angeles? Can Edward and Bella find themselves and love while Edward is incarcerated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,979 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Extra Visitation by radiofreeamy reviews
A series of one shots written in the Visitation Universe for the Support Stacie Auction. Smut abounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Riders on the Storm by teacupsNmints reviews
Jasper is on the journey of his life. Every journey can be painful. Life is pain. Love is pain. But will Jasper allow fear to prevent him from experiencing life? Or will he persevere and be a Rider on the Storm? AH JxE Entry in The Love of Jasper Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Metamorphosis by teacupsNmints reviews
Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 660 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6524 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19460 - Favs: 12,219 - Follows: 5,588 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella