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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1976540, Profile Updated: 11-02-12
Author has written 31 stories for Glee, and Sherlock.

Hi, I'm Maureen.

I've noticed that people have tried to get ahold of me and it's kind of annoying to do so on this site and I'm a bit crap at answering stuff on here anyway.

If it would be easier, you can find me on my blog

remywrites5.tumblr.com where I will be posting updates.

Feel free to message me on there or complain about my lack of updates, etc.

I also run the Johniarty blog (johniarty.tumblr.com). If you're a fan of the pairing, take a look, I post what I can.

You can also find me on AO3 under Remy_Writes5, if you prefer that site.

Anyways, you're all lovely and thank you for looking at my work.

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Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Corset by chasingriver reviews
John buys Sherlock a corset.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Regeneration by Lintilla reviews
Sherlock does not like the interest John takes in Jim from IT.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Anticipation by Tashilover reviews
Moriarty teases John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb
Our Men by AnnieVH reviews
Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
To Resist Temptation by PrincessNala reviews
Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by rosieth reviews
Set a few weeks after the Great Game. Mycroft confronts Jim about what happened at the swimming pool. This leads to a fight, followed by non-penetrative sexual activites. Slash. Crack!tastic. Rated M because i like to be safe. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
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Maybe We Can Find New Ways To Fall Apart reviews
John and Sherlock have just started to regain some normalcy at Baker Street when not only is Jim back from the dead but they have The Woman to deal with as well. A retelling of A Scandal in Belgravia. Sequel to What is Deserved and What is Owed
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Angel With A Fiddle reviews
On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face reviews
You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Are My Home reviews
It's a strange sort of thing, saving the life of the person who will forever change yours.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cruel to be Kind reviews
John Watson was taken when he was just a boy. Sherlock Holmes wasn't looking for him but that doesn't mean he didn't find him. Now John might be the key to bringing down Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fingers Trace Your Every Outline reviews
Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cycles reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What is Deserved and What is Owed reviews
Sequel to Better Than None. Sherlock and John deal with the aftermath of John's relationship with Moriarty and Jim's death.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caring (And Other Disadvantages) reviews
The story of John Watson and the Holmes brothers. Con artists Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes are out for one last big score that involves taking lonely, thrill-seeking John Watson on a trip around the world. Based off the movie The Brothers Bloom.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Get Lost In It reviews
University AU. John Watson does not believe in monogamy after getting his heart broken. Now the only relationships he engages in are casual or the strange thing he has going on with his flatmates. The one person who might change this is Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Do You Need Someone Or Do You Need Me? reviews
Sherlock was not in love with John Watson. They were friends, the very best of friends and nothing more. Just because John smelled ridiculously good was no reason to believe it was otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Magic, Mischief and Mayhem reviews
There is a tradition that when a member of the British Aristocracy becomes eligible for marriage, three suitors are sent from the neighboring countries Ireland, Scotland and Wales to try and win his hand in marriage. Sherlock Holmes has the misfortune of being the right age to marry.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
5 Times Sherlock Said The Wrong Thing reviews
And 1 Time He Said Something Right. John is angry and Sherlock doesn't know what he did wrong. All he knows is that John won't have sex with him until he says the right thing. Sherlock/John established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
257 Reasons Why reviews
Sherlock had been waiting for this. He'd always assumed John had one foot out the door, ready to leave, ready to make a life with someone else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ignore It Until It Goes Away reviews
Post-Riechenbach. Once Sherlock returns, he finds that John keeps touching him, mostly to be reassured that Sherlock is actually there. It's all fine until it starts to escalate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
That One Day reviews
364 Days out of the year, Sherlock is enough for John. But what about that one day when he isn't? Warning- BDSM.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Sharing A Vice reviews
John thought he was being awfully clever, hiding Sherlock's cigarettes under the skull. But he forgot that's where they normally kept the lubricant. One Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Better Than None reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Angel of Mine reviews
Mycroft and Lestrade meet several times over the course of their lives but something always seems to stand in the way of their being together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
This Christmas reviews
John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
No Good With Words reviews
Sherlock and John have an unspoken agreement that involves sneaking into each other's rooms late at night. They never talk about it except for subtle touches and kisses that mean so much more, unable to communicate in any other way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Pretend reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Always Missing You reviews
After Sherlock's death at Reichenbach Falls, John starts a new blog trying to deal with the death. This was is private and John writes each entry to Sherlock in a way to talk to his friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - John W. - Complete
Everything I Can't Be Is Everything You Should Be reviews
John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Captain and the Consulting Detective reviews
Cabin Pressure Crossover. Sherlock is taking John on a surprise trip to Paris for a case. They've hired MJN air to take them and are shocked by the similarities Sherlock shares with a certain Captain. *Could become Mature Later on
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Course Correction reviews
AU. One Shot. A look into what might have happened if John hadn't run into Mike Stamford that day and subsequently never met Sherlock. However the universe has a way of sorting itself out.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Not Bored Now, Are you? reviews
Sherlock's frustration with not being able to catch or find Moriarty leads to a physical relationship with John that changes their relationship and everything it entails
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,208 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Should've Known Better reviews
After the events at the pool in TGG, Moriarty appears at Molly's flat claiming they have unfinished buisness. One Shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
How to Mend A Broken Heart reviews
It's the summer after Regionals and Quinn is trying to get back to her old life and Jesse is trying to get over Rachel. Neither of them thought they would end up being the one to help the other through their problems. St. Farbray.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ.
Didn't know how lost I was until I found You reviews
Rachel has just graduated college and is having trouble making it on Broadway. But she's about to get a little help from Jesse, who had already made a name for himself in LA. How can she play opposite the boy who broke her heart six years ago? COMPLETED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,257 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete