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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Fruits Basket, Supernatural, Merlin, Twilight, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.
I, my pretty stalkers, am a mystery in of itself! Or should the saying have been 'a mystery in of myself'? Either way, it is never clear if I am myself sane... or if sanity is myself..? Look at me! Trying so hard to sound clever! Back to the point, who ever said a sane person had any fun?! Try to keep up, if you can! The name I was given at birth was Caitlin Rose. I just don't know why people can't call me Pure Rose Artemis! Caitlin means pure for you slow learners out there. And Artemis is my other self! Have fun exploring my mind, because basically-this IS me!
All in the golden afternoon
Full leisurely we glide;
For both our oars, with little skill,
By little arms are plied,
While little hands make vain pretence
Our wanderings to guide.
Ah, cruel Three! In such an hour,
Beneath such dreamy weather,
To beg a tale of breath too weak
To stir the tiniest feather!
Yet what can one poor voice avail
Against three tounges together?
Imperious Prima flashes forth
Her edict "to begin it":
In gentler tones Secunda hopes
"There will be nonsense in it!"
While Tertia interrupts the tale
Not more than once a minute.
Anon, to sudden silence won,
If fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through a land
Of wonders wild and new,
In friendly chat with bird or beast-
And half believe it true.
And ever, as the story drained
The wells of fancy dry,
And faintly strove that weary one
To put the subject by
"The rest next time-" "It is next time!"
The happy voices cry.
Thus grew the tale of Wonderland:
Thus slowly, one by one,
Its quaint event were hammered out-
And now the tale is done,
And home we steer, a merry crew,
Beneath the setting sun.
Alice! A childish story take,
And, with a gentle hand,
Lay it where Childhood's dreams are twined
In Memory's mystic band,
Like pilgrim's wither'd wreath of flowers
Pluck'd in a far-off land.
For beauty is nothing
but the beginning of terror we can just
and we admire it so because it calmly disdains
to destroy us.
A word is dead
When it is said
I say it just
Begins to live
For I have sworn thee fair, and thought
Who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
My heart is like
a bird that has lost its wings
and cannot fly.
its lost wings, my heart
is searching resolutely
We humans are fragile
Humans are not endless.
That is the Reality.
The pleasure of a dream
is that it's a fantasy.
If it happened,
it was never a dream.
1994!! Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps". You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs cd players. Making those little paper fortune things (cootie catchers), and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs". You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
43 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Uh-NO! And, God, I hope that's never written.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Uh-NO! (Once again.) He's like those huggable dad figures. When I first read the book, a vision of my daddy flashed be fore me.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
I think an embarrassing conversation in the morning that involved magic liquor, glowing green mushrooms, and fairy dust...
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
To many too count...
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Well, I guess it all depends on the author.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
First: Stare for a few minutes in silence. Second: Keep walking in no particular direction till Jasper finds her.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
No thank you! Ask someone less lazy!
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
I... wouldn't know where to start...
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
The Human Couldn't Be Put Back Together Again
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
MY EYE'S!! THEY BUUUUUURRRRNNN!!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
What do you mena by, "read three."?
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Nope, but I've been thinking about it.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Dear God in Heaven-I HOPE AND PRAY NOT!
15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
"DON'T TOUCH THAT POTATOE CHIP!"
16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Over and Over by Three Days Grace. During the days he trusted and followed the woman who turned him.
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
M... for sheer stupidity for anyone who was dim enough to read such-such...
18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
I DON"T WANNA MOMMY!
Funny Quotes and Sayings!(some stuff my friend's and I said without thought, or they are just REALLY random moments)
-"This is L.A., the City of Angels. Everything's messed up here." Freddy from my theatre arts class during improv day.
-"DUMBASS! If someone like you goes parading around, it's as good as saying, "PLEASE RAPE ME!" kanou to Ayase from Okane Ga Nai
-"She's been kiddnapped by the hobos!!" me when Yeshay went missing in the library
-"We had SPECIAL BROWNIES!" sedona and me at lunch period
-"Yeah... if only I were a woman... HEY! WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!" edward, I have no idea how I got him to say those words, but it brought tears to my eye's as we laughed at our dear friend's face.
-"Heh-hee! We-we-we ain't afraid of-of roller coasters no-no more!" Osaka after riding with Miss Yukari in her beat up car
-"The hobos are watching us..." I just saw Prince of Darkness (If you don't understand, watch the movie)
-"His hair is DBZ style!" sister commented on Ushio/Tora. "NO! Goku's goes up, in a FWAP STYLE! Ushio's does, 'FWIP!' damnit!" me. "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "CAT!" me "WHAT!" sis
-"Alice Cooper is the Hobo King!" again, I saw Prince of Darkness; Alice Cooper played a hobo zombie with an army of smelly bums following him around
-"You are a shnoot!" me to little sister "What's a shnoot?!" sister "I don't know" me
-"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)
-"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
-"I'm tired of this anime. I can't tell what the plot is, and no one ever has sex." Simon "Of course they don't. Anime is a wholesome family entertainment." Clary from City of Ashes
-"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
-"You hit her in the ta-tas!" kuwabara to yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho
-"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
-"What? I didn't touch him." Takie. "That's not the problem! I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TOUCH IN SCHOOL! What's going to happen if the number of gays increases!?" Oozuka. from Electric Hands
-"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)
-"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)
-"Rule number one; Never screw with a blind monk." Simon from City of Bones
-"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)
-"Well that's convinient. I guess blessings are easier to come by than I thought. Maybe I should ask for blessings on my mission against all those who wear white after Labor Day." Jace from City of Ashes
-"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash talking to Wolfwood (Trigun)
-"Love is not private. Love is to be shared." Dr. Killanger from Venture Brothers
-"Faye faye smoke smoke, faye faye puff puff! Yay!" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
-"Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes." - Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
"There's nothing wild about me. I'm stolid. Middle-aged." Luke. "Except that once a month you turn into a wolf and go tearing around slaughtering things." Clary from City of Ashes
-"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)
-"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
-Friends don't let friends drink, and drive home with ugly men.
-"What's with the get-up dude?" Wyatt "Yeah, I almost dropped a friend in my pants." Jonesy from 6Teen
-"Back-pack-crap Attack!" me pelting my younger sister with random junk stowed inside my book bag.
-It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters, is whether I win or lose.
-"So, are you as good at fighting as you are at talking?" Dr. Girlfriend "Hell no, look at me." Number 21 from Venture Brothers
-My God is alive. Sorry about your's.
-"Is he dead? He looks dead." Magnus. "No! He's not dead." Maryse. "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Magnus from City of Ashes
-I didn't claw my way up to the food chain to eat vegitables!
-This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land!
-"Tomorrow class, we'll be learning about effects of tabacco & what cigurettes do to the body." health teacher. Then I asked, "Free samples?" as a joke people, I don't smoke.
-Every morning is the dawn for new error...
-"Clowns are the ultimate EVIL!" Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
-"Nearly unlimited supernatural power, and all you do is use it to watch reruns. What a waste." Jace. "Also, TiVo accomplishes much the same thing." Simon from City of Ashes
-"I like your butler. Quite violent!" Doctor from Doctor Who and The City of Death
-"Pack your chastity belt Gilmore, you're going to Havard!" Paris freaking out on C-Span from Gilmore Girls
-"We're pregnant." Mrs. Stein. "What?!" Mrs. Dean. "Well, just me, actually. But virile Victor here is equally to blame." Mrs. Stein.
-"What are you going to do? Beat me with your Jesus Stick?!" Charlie to Mr. Ecko from LOST
-"Hurley, you okay?" Kate "Yeah, it's just... I have to pee. You know, before we go into the black, death hole." both of them are huddled around the now opened hatch in season one from LOST
-I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!" Demetri Martin
-"Thay can't have been daft enough to go back to the chateau." Doctor then picks up letter "Dear Doctor, We've gone back to the chateau..."
-Hot potatoe is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
-"You're going to rape hamsters!?" me yelling at Nick after I misunderstood something.
-"NO! My gay porn! As I long as I live, I will never let you read that stuff!"me "But you don't have gay porn..." anonymous "Exactly!" me ... I really have no idea how to explain that conversation. You had to be there.
-If you're color blinde, eating candy must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
- "I like that boy!" Richard "Prove it, drop your pant's!" Loreli from Gilmore Girls
- "I can't believe you made us go to Ireland to stock Bono!" Rory from Gilmore Girls
-"Please don't use holy magic on civilans!" Hakkai from Saiyuki.
-"Calay is on scareroids!" me and Olivia to Calay because she scares the living shit out of us 95 percent of the time (if you're reading this Calay, my dear friend, please don't kill me!).
- "Human beings become dirty, even if they do nothing for their whole life. But in the true sence, isn't the heart dirtied only when betrayed by the only one you trust?" Iwaki from Haru Wo Daite Ita (Not really in the funny catagory, but I just love this moment!)
-"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being tortured by a man with cold hands!" Doctor from Doctor Who and The City of Death
-"How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" Isabelle. "Traded him for Alec." Clary. "Not permanently?" Isabelle looking mildly alarmed. "No, just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back. In which case, maybe he does keep Alec. Thik of it as a lease with an option to buy." Jace. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." Isabelle. "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." Simon from City of Ashes
-“You’re grades are dropping?! SO WHAT! Who cares about grades? I don’t give a damn about grades!” - Isshin, father of Ichigo from Bleach
-"I believe in you! I KNOW you can make him gay!" me to my friend hannah. (you had to be there...)
-"I've unlocked my inner voice." harry "Really, what'd it say?" tommy "I don't know. I don't speak french!" harry Third Rock From the Sun
-"Taylor paid me 20 dollars to jump out of a plain." Kirk from Gilmore Girls
-"Dick, permission to bitch?!" sally "Permission granted!" dick Third Rock From the Sun
-"I got him something. It's in the glove compartment just in case." Luke. "How to come out to your parents... Luke. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire." Clary from City of Ashes
-"If Dick were here, he'd know what to do." tommy "If Dick were here, he'd know where Dick was." harry Third Rock From the Sun
-Friend's in detention for gym class (we were bored and the sun was HOT): after Hailey finished babbling about leprechauns and double rainbows, emma said, "Are you smoking something?" hailey replied, "Nah, I'm straight as a rainbow!" confused silence. Then she said "Oh, that was clever..."
-"Fizz C... it's piss in a bottle." me when my mother made me mix this orange powder into my water.
-"Are we dead?" Claire "Well, if we are, heaven sucks." Hurley from LOST
-"You guys have no idea what it's like to be straight. It's awful!" Nick complaining to his gay friends from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
-"Good job Carter. Wow, that didn't leave a bad taste in my mouth." Stark "Give it a minute." Carter "Yep, there it is." Stark from Eureka
-"You know what I don't understand?" Duggan "I expect so." Romana from Doctor Who and The City of Death
-"Great! Now I have to go find Jesus!" Norah frustrated with Caroline from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
-"You're spilling rightiousness all over the carpet!" ... yeah... You had to be there. (That was me.)
-"Evil beware. We have waffles." Raven from Teen Titans
-"Wait... I have a question. My parent's had me when they were 15 and 16. Does that make me a broken law?" Josh from my Health class.
-"His name is Sammy 'The Butcher' Marquetti." Tommy "That's a cute name." Sally from Third Rock From the Sun
-"Hey, I heard about this law in Massachusettes(did I spell that right?) that it's illegal to masturbate." cue laughter. "How would they catch someone doing that?" cue more laughter. again-this was in health class.
-Her hair was glistening in the rain, like nose hair after a sneeze!
-"Hold him here while I collect the instruments of torture." the Count "What?" Doctor "If he wags his tounge, confiscate it." the Count "How can I talk if you confiscate it?" Doctor "You can write, can't you?" the Count from Doctor Who and The City of Death
-It's an American tradition, like parent's chasing children around with power tools.
-"Anyone who goes to church, or has a maternal instict, thinks that a child's voice is innocent and pure. No one ever talked about what their singing abilities were like." me to my friend watching the preschoolers at church, listening to them screech bible hymns.
-"You are a stupid idiot." my sister. "Nu-uh! I'm a smart idiot."... wow. I am an idiot.
-"I hae Mihal Myers! I till him!" translation="I hate Micheal Myers! I kill him!" my little cousin
-"Oh thank you VERY much!" note the sarcasm, "Now I have a mental image of Grinch penis!" me-sadly. Two of my friends thought someone died their junk green, and another was talking about 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.
- Health Class strikes again! "No, it's not true. Even if you pull your penis out before you ejagulate, the woman could still become pregnant." anynomous. "Woah! This class is actually using the correct terms." teacher. "Another kid in last period said, 'You gotta pull out your wee-wee before you bust.'
- "Nice." some random girl commenting on my breast's.
-"I just noticed that your personal quotes are getting dirtier the further I read down." anynomous commenting on this little list. I just noticed as well.
-"You've corrupted me!" Kassy-la whining about how I got her hooked on yaoi! YAH!
- "I promise... even if I die, I'll come back alive." Yotsuba!
- "I'm batman!" Dean from Supernatural
-"I'm batman!" Spiderman from Runaways
-"I'm a contridiction!" I was wearing a Christmas t-shirt and halloween pajama bottoms for sleep wear.
-Texting fun: Yeshay=HI!, Me=Hola , Yeshay=What are you, black?!, Me= O_o... That's spanish stuupid! XD XD
The next day, her explanation was; "I thought u typed Holla!" Me, "That's spelled with two Ls!"
-"He bleeds blood?!" My blonde moment that my father and sister refuse to let die!
-"I try my best not to kill things anymore." Dr. Todd from Eureka
-"Hiya. I'm Candy." Hooker "Of course you are." the Kurgan from Highlander
-"Oh my Gawd, I love them all so much!" me being a fangirl over celebrities "Hear that, David? Your daughter loves many men." my mother to my father "Happy days." my father
-"Thank you for killing me." Fargo "Anytime." Jo from Eureka
-"Duggan, why is it that everytime I start to talk to someone, you knock them unconcious?" Doctor from The City of Death from Doctor Who
15 Things to do in Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
5. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
6. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
7. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
8. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
9. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.
10. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
11. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
12. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
13. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
14. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
15. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Is being a clueless uke a good thing, or a bad thing..?
Pictures for the multi crossover of SPN, Midnighters, Animorphs, Maximum Ride, & Harry Potter