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Joined 06-20-09, id: 1977367, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

Whoa!! Kay... there are people here... reading my profile... probably thinking 'what the heck is this?!'

Just to let you know, I don't think Kirby is lame. 'Lame' just so happends to be one of my favorite words. And Kirby just so happends to be my favorite video game charecter.

Name: None of your beezwax.

Age: Well... I'm in highschool...

Height: I'm probably shorter than you.

Gender: I'm a chick.

Where I am right now: Far away from you.

Some random crap about me:

I like video games. I get pissed easily. If you hate Kirby, I swear there's something wrong with you. If you could see inside my mind, you would see something that resembled a PG-13 action movie: action, adventure, humor and romance. Just A little romance, though. I am one of the shortest people you are ever going to meet. My artistic talent is worse that Byakuya's and Rukia's combined, times 10. I'm too sarcastic for my own good. I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts. I'm lazy to the point where it's kinda unhealthy. I am not a hater. I like the bad guys more than the good guys. I am a dork. I have a older brother who tried to kill a lizard with bug spray. I have a younger sister who is probably Bipolar. AND... you probably don't care about all this random crap I'm writing. So just go and read the rest of my profile.

Favorite anime/manga

Fullmetal Alchemist

Pokemon

Bleach

...Yeah, those are the main ones.

Favorite quotes

"Life isn't fair. Deal with it." - Mallori

"When Ken-chan's away, Yachiru can play." - From the fanfic: "Yachiru's candy champaign"

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why bother to practice?" - Supermac18

"Your not crazy if you start to talk to yourself. Your crazy when you start answering yourself." - Mia

"The stupidest questions are the ones we ask ourselves." - Me

"I can't just have you guys stare at me. you'll go crazy and I'll go crazy." - Mr. Netlles

"Wow... we're a circle of idiots." - Amy

"Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!" - Spongebob

"Hot chocolate is good for the soul." - Me

"It's not the past that matters, it's the future." - Cynthia

"EVIL LOCKER!!" - Me

"Appearance... honor... I don't have time for that ridiculous old fashioned thinking." - Gaara

"If I promise not to kill you, can i have a hug?" Pon or Zi. I can't tell which is which.

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei

"A person is a person, no matter how small." - Horton

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." - Spongebob

"You got lots of time to be old... ask me about it." - Mr. Mumford

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Santa Claus is a vampire!"- Kellie

"It looks like it's going to vomit poison on us." - Mayuri

"I KILL, therefore I AM!! THAT'S ALL THE PROOF I NEED TO KNOW THAT I EXIST!!" - Barry the chopper

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"- Hiei

"When you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle."- A crazy talkshow host.

"Cookies make the world go around" - Otis

"Perfection is overrated." - Ms. O'Hara

"Tobi is a good boy!"- Tobi

"If you don't read the book, how do you know what's in it?" - My dad

"I have talked to, and come to an understanding with every single one of the 536,329 people contained inside of me!" - Hoenhiem

"Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!" - Kenpachi

"I'm not small! I just live in a big world!" - Ed

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"Art is a bang!" - Diedara

"Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are (as he drools)." - Patrick

"I'M A HOUSE WIFE!" - Izumi

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Why am I acting like people are actually gonna read this thing?!

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xXBleach ScandalsXx by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
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The life and times of Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Ordered by Aizen all the Espada are forced to write within a journal. Follow Grimmjow as he writes about his crazy and insane life as an Espada. Because with a base full of bloodthirsty and twitchy Arrancars life can never be too dull.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,375 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fruit Parlor Cafe by CrazySpark reviews
In downtown Tokyo there is a small, rather innocuous café. This café is owned and run by one Urahara Kisuke. His employees think he's nutters, and most everyone else is inclined to believe them. This is the story of the 8 boys who work there. Sanity? Nah.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - K. Urahara
How to Annoy Bleach Characters by ryokablade reviews
Find out the many ways to get on the wrong side of the bleach cast. ON HIATUS PLEASE CHECK CHAPTER 69
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Gotei 13 by Mrfipp reviews
One-Hundred years after the Winter War, after Aizen's defeat, the Gotei 13 gather. Requests for one-shots are welcomed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 110,063 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Who's that Boy! by Stardust897 reviews
Momo Hinamori's life has been going great so far. She's the only freshman on the cheer squad, she's got a great boyfriend ,Kira, and her grades are good. She's content, until Hitsugaya Toshiro tranfers in,and brings back her not so great past.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,530 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
What usually happens to a girl when she dies? She goes to heaven. Me? I float around as a ghost for a few months and get reborn in another world entirely. As the twin sister of a squinty-eyed, human version of Gluttony, no less! ...I'm screwed. OC, manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything by Aquamarine Columbine reviews
Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ulquiorra
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
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Persona by blo0p reviews
Well, okay, so he wasn't really rich or famous, wasn't really much of a heartthrob either, but he definitely was a detective. One, with a psyduck as his sidekick.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Boredom by Millie M. Banshee reviews
A oneshot centered around Hichigo & Zangetsu when Ichigo isn't around. What do they do in their spare time you may ask? Especially when they get bored. This is a really funny stupid story you might find interesting. Just don't take it word for word. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Letters From the Gotei 13 by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Captains and Vice Captains pass notes at meetings. Mysteriously, all of their conversations are exactly 100 words long. Humorous letter-drabbles from the author of Bleach Soup.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Convincing Them by Cronomon reviews
How did Muramasa gain the zanpakutos' alliance? A look on each and every conversation he had with them. WARNING: Most chapters were written before the actual episode came out, so the story's logic may clash with the actual anime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Muramasa - Complete
20 Questions With Ichigo Kurosaki! by Azrael Urufu No Mikoto Ginte reviews
Have any questions for the great Ichigo Kurosaki? Well, ask him right here. All shall be answered if thou will ask. Muwahahaha!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009
Responsibility by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
A Sword's Point of View by flying-dreaming-dancing reviews
Slightly a companion story to "The Wedding". What do sword's think, how do they feel? Time to find out.. why aren't swords characters!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009
The Gotei Thirteen Office by JustPlainDani reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots in which the Gotei 13 star in episodes of "The Office". New: "Company Picnic" - As the Gotei Thirteen meet up on the training grounds for a little bonding, just how much chaos will ensue? Read to find out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Bleach Soup by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
True drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Multiple pairings and genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Man behind the Sword by Uchiha Nara reviews
Ever wonder what the Bleach characters think? Sure, they may be happy and all that good stuff, but what do they REALLY think about each other? Now you can know! Will try and do all the characters and will take requests. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Life of Olivier Milla Armstrong by Dailenna reviews
Olivier doesn't get enough fanfiction, so here's a series of drabbles about her life from childhood to the present time. Cameos by our favourite military dogs from time to time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 233 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
20 Questions reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Voice mail reviews
Scenarios of what would happen if a Bleach character didn't pick up his or her cell phone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009
Earring reviews
Allen and Lavi have a 'serious' 'discussion' on earrings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete