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Joined 06-20-09, id: 1977435, Profile Updated: 11-28-14
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Nov-28-2013

For the safety of all minds. I shall hibernate until the next update.

Sincerely,

J-kiwi.


Oct-12-2014

Hi guys, though it is horrible of me to disappear for a while now. I'm really sorry for the lack of response and updates. Life called me again lol ... ay ... I will try my hardest to update as always. Please don't leave me!! I need your cookies.

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Hey guys, today is August 21st, I'm sorry I have not made an update daily like I usually do. Something came up so I'm going to be late updating for a little bit. Don't panic, I will not go missing again. lol...I've been eating a lot of apples and you guys know what that means. An apple a day keeps the fat away. lol...Seeyou soon. Meanwhile, enjoy the world of fanfiction. Love you.


I recently remade my Facebook page. So if you guys would like to have a chat, do look me up. =) It's simply J-kiwi.


Well. Hi?

Hi. I hope with the recent activities and updates, I was able to be loved again. =D lol. I'm sorry guys for the past years of playing hide and seek.

I hope you guys continue reading and love the Fanfiction Kingdom we have. I will try my best to contribute all I can to you guys. Any comments, concerns, threats...lol...I'll gladly take.

Love you guys.


Hello, everyone, the loyal readers of Fanfiction,

I, j-kiwi, am terribly sorry for disappearing all this time. I have some personal issues that have been troubling me and I couldn't find the time or have the heart to continue my stories. I didn't want to leave you guys hanging without saying a word but I really couldn't find a time to just sit down and write a quick note. I don't know when I will continue with the stories but I thank you all for being so dedicated and care for my well being. I love every single email you send me and it cheered me up a lot. Thank you a thousand times. I wish to return to writing soon. I'll see you guys by the next update, hopefully soon. =) Thank you again.

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We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Here, Have a Bride by MadamUchiha82 reviews
Sasuke, a wealthy, practically famous, young man, gets his life suddenly turned around when he's offered a slave for a wife. Will he accept? You really don't want to miss out on this deal, Sasuke! She's a guaranteed virgin! Future lemons, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prisoner Wife by Illegal Sleep reviews
Even the most jubilant of people can be brought down. Years of constant slaps of reality in her face, Sakura Haruno goes through the hardship of obtaining the most desired, and caring for him in his confinement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,508 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
You Will be My Revenge by athenedee reviews
They killed his wife, and he is out for revenge. He will destroy everything in that foul land. In his slaughter and carnage he met her. He found a new purpose for her, his tool to unleash his anger. He will make her suffer a terrible fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,962 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Never okay by ItsHidingInsideMe reviews
Disclaimer: do not own but you already knew that. rated M for rape and abuse and cussing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fourth time's the Charm by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
The first time is always the worst... always the most unbearable... not for Sakura Haruno's case. When a relic from her past suddenly appears with one sole intention...RAPE! What will she do to stop him! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,336 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Raven by BloodInTheNile reviews
No one has tried to see his face?..." he questioned. His companion smirked. "Maybe they're afraid of what they'll find..." ..... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh, The Shinobi Life Sure Is Wonderful Ain't It? by Destiny-of-your-darkness reviews
EHH! YOU MEAN WERE GOING ON VACATION AS A MISSION!" "I think all the air in her knockers went straight to her head." "I agree." SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, and InoSai. R&R please! Rated M for language just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lyrics That Make You Want To Love Me by CickCycleCarocel reviews
Eventually I'll just be lyrics in your songs.I'll be the one you lost and I'll be the one you think about.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unborn Secrets by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke is being blackmailed by Karin, forcing him to break up with Sakura. What Sasuke doesn't know is that Sakura is now pregnant with his child but instead of telling Sasuke the truth, she tells everyone that the child belongs to their friend Sai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha's Bride by Red-7A reviews
SasukexSakura IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ AND DON'T REVIEW OR PMs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seishun Pop! by Hybrix reviews
What would u do if u get separated to the 1 u want to be with then 10 years later, she comes back & only to find out that she is the new rumored transfer student next door & ur idol on stage & stops the concert & grabs u & say "I've wanted to see u"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Test Drive by Emerald-Words reviews
She would just get it out of the way...She was a grown, mature, responsible woman who knew what she wanted...she wasn't scared of him...at least she wasn't...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The First Five Times by MyUsedRomance reviews
It's not how you say it, but what you're feeling. Their friends think it takes them five times, they know it only took the first time. SasuSaku. Yes, sexual content inside. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Wedding Vows reviews
"I will forget you. I promise. So please, block me from your memories because we are never meant to be."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai
Hello, I'm your Angel! WTF reviews
This started out as an innocent assignment. She, the Angel, needs to teach the raven man what love is. He, the damaged soul, has something else in his mind. Lusting, living, loving. Smutty smut AU: And our sultry story continues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 260,386 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
I Declare War reviews
"I will own everything, your heart, your thoughts, and your body."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Our Ludicrous Hate reviews
It's one of those ridiculous love stories that makes you want to scream. "Tell him/her 'I F'in LOVE YOU' already!" Too bad Sakura hates his gut. While Sasuke is too much of an ... Well, they'll live. AU-Smuttiness's here. wink
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Where Are You? reviews
By chance we met, then parted. How likely it would be for us to meet again? Highly impossible, you told me. But you broke the rule and I willingly went along. All because neither of us want this to end. Simply, we don't want to be strangers again. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,213 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Melody of my life reviews
A kinky love story between two devoted musicians. "I will lure you, trap you, enchant you ... with my melody." Will their love lasts through the up and down of the life on stage and on campus? AU - On short break
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,455 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pseudo Love reviews
After 10yrs, Sasuke returns to Konoha as the future Otokage. Building alliance should be the only matter he's there for but why does it involve Sakura and her question,"You want me to be your girlfriend?" --Chapter 2, rewritten--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Delicious Wanting reviews
An Itachi and Sakura love story. Mixed with a teenage Sasuke. It's a mess. AU OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Nameless reviews
It really is nameless. Because nothing. No word, no name, no way in any shape or form or feel can describe this sinful act I'm showing you. So prepare yourself. Embrace your mind. Because I will taint your life so that I will no longer be alone. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Text From Last Night reviews
Ever wonder what's behind all those texts you received in the middle of the night or at random spur of moment? Well, it's a lot more than you think. AU-ANTHOLOGY. Story1: Meltdown.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Goodbye Is Not For Us reviews
He never likes saying goodbye. I didn’t start to loath the word until now. Based on a real life story. After a good beating, he's back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Listen To Me reviews
I'm sorry if your eyes are soaked with my tears, but please wake up. Warning: Not for the emotionally impaired. A 1.2 shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
THE AWESOME EPIC NEW YEAR PARTY reviews
The gathering of all Sasuke’s and Sakura’s characters from J-kiwi’s stories for a fun New Year party! Read and be thrilled! CRACK-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete