Welcome to my profile.
I'm here only to review.
I always log in to review. If you get an anon review by someone claiming to be me, then you are being hit by a sad little troll and should ignore it.
If your story is bad I will probably not be nice to you; I won't sugarcoat anything I say.
But if your story is good, I will praise it.
*Note: It seems I became famous enough to get an impersonator. Please double check before pming me over a review.
*Note 2: If you block me I can't read your pms, so make sure you haven't blocked me before you send something, because if I see the note saying Private Message Denied You are not allowed to pm this user." Then I will simply delete your message from the inbox of the email account I use for this site without reading it.
Here are a few things I keep in mind when I review:
1.- Mary Sues are fanfic poison. Avoid them.
2.- Self inserted Mary Sues are even worse than regular Mary Sues, they are also fanfic poison. Avoid them as well.
3.- Spell check is your friend, use it after you finish your story and before you upload it here.
4.- There is this thing called a paragraph, it is used so you don't submit huge walls of text. Try using it, you'll see the difference.
5.- Author notes are fine. As long as they aren't longer than the story/chapter. Oh, and they definitively should not include conversations between you and your insane other personalities that you made up because you feel lonely. They are not funny and people don't care about that. Really, they don't.
6.- English not being your first language is not an excuse to write trash. Seek a beta reader and ask for help. Beta readers are actually nice people, give it a try.
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