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Joined 06-20-09, id: 1977609, Profile Updated: 05-22-13
Author has written 10 stories for Jane Eyre, Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I write Hinny and sometimes I write Jily even though I'm not good at it.

I love each and every single one of you who reads my stories. Honestly. You're all sweethearts.

You can find me at my tumblr: batdude.tumblr.com

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Bloody Shangrila by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,496 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In Fields of Poppies by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
Her grandfather's war and her father's war were fought with metal and manpower. Hers was done with magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/25/2013
My Kind Of Love by scared of clouds reviews
James and Lily are out of Hogwarts and engaged; add in the Order of the Phoenix, complicated friendships and deranged Death Eaters, and things can only get more difficult from here. Sequel to "Turning Tables", and as close to canon as anything I write ever gets. Cover art by anxiouspineapples. I do not own Harry Potter, all characters etc belong to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,978 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Cannon's Harpy by st122 reviews
Ginny begins her life after school and a career in Quidditch. How will her new coach change her life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,794 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tyranny's Disease by cgner reviews
Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,191 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Hollow by Apalapucian reviews
AU. On Halloween of 1981, only one member of the Potter family survives the attack at Godric's Hollow. And it's not Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 7,531 - Follows: 7,119 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dangerous Crowds by CokeBottleK reviews
All Right, Evans?, Part II [7th year]: "As in all wars, life goes on." -HP/HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,188 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Turning Tables by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter has always been a complicated story; its just never been quite this complicated before. But everything happens in its own time, and the eventual outcome of things was always more obvious to anyone who wasn't Lily Evans or James Potter. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,589 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Firelight Waltz by cgner reviews
"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Lead on to Fortune by cgner reviews
Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The White Album by cgner reviews
James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Into the Light by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
This is a story about a girl, the choices she made, and the people she loved. This is the story of how a girl and her best friend fell apart, and how a girl and a boy fell in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,420 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How exactly does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,345 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Puzzling Proposals by B.C Daily reviews
She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rebel by Jewels5 reviews
Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Redundancy Revamped by charmingly-holly reviews
The prose behind the dialogue. The thoughts, actions, and revelations that surrounded Lily and James during my alldialogue piece, Redundancy. It involves butter. And dinner rolls. And other stuff. Mmhmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Diaries, certainly, shouldn't write back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Avatar: The Fifth Marauder reviews
Earth. Water. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. But everything changed with the Fire Nation threatened to resurface. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, can stop the Second Hundred Year War from destroying life as we know it. My name is Lily. I am the Avatar. And I am here to save the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
James Potter's Midlife Crisis (Oneshot)
He knew, he knew he was hardly eleven years old and he had no right to call it a "midlife" crisis, seeing as he knew he wouldn't die at the age of 22. No, indeed, he planned to live to the ripe old age of 153 and fall to his death from a broomstick in a league match for the Quidditch World Cup, after winning the award for Oldest Quidditch Player Ever. (Happy Birthday Maddy!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
Dabbles in Drabbles
A series of drabbles, each featuring a different couple, predominantly Jily, although other couples will be featured. Each chapter is a separate oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hot Chocolate reviews
Oneshot. James drags Lily to a mysterious location. Christmas fluff. Massive cheese.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snape's (Adjective) Memory reviews
Jily and Mad-Libs. What more could (pronoun) want?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Snow Adventures reviews
Oneshot. Remus finds a book. Lily feels unloved. James comes to the rescue. All on a snowy Christmas Eve. Expect fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What Happens When Snape Plays Minigolf reviews
The Hogwarts Professors, and Harry and his friends, of course, decide to play mini-golf, but they get a little distracted... Warning: contains nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
Lily Evans: Animal Rights Activist Extraordinaire reviews
Lily Evans didn't know how much she loved James Potter until the day he wasn't there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reflection: Bertha Mason One Shot reviews
While reading Jane Eyre, did anyone ever wonder how Bertha Mason felt through it all? I know for sure that I did, so I wrote this little one-shot, using song lyrics.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete