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Hello. I am an avid reader of fanfiction. I discovered it about a year ago, and my life has changed ever since.

In real life, I am a Homicide Detective (if any authors need info on real life detective work for a story-I'm your girl!) and I am the mother of a teenage daughter. My daughter FLIPPED over Twilight and we bought her all the books. Several months later she convinced me to read the books and I have been hooked ever since. When I have time to de-stress, reading fanfiction has been the most delicious guilty pleasure ever. I admire all these authors who can write so well! And I am so grateful for all the wonderful stories that they produce.

Robert Pattinson is the perfect muse! Yummy!

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21254 - Favs: 11,724 - Follows: 7,445 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5206 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,995 - Follows: 5,412 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7800 - Favs: 8,541 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forget me not by Bianca Roz reviews
The last time Nora saw Patch, she told him she loved him. Two weeks later he's back in town and completely forgotten about her. What's worse is he's dating Marcie. Nora can sense something weird is going on. Could he really not remember her after 2 weeks? - Takes place after book 1 as a replacement for book 2. Rated M for language
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 99,662 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14557 - Favs: 10,458 - Follows: 7,854 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8303 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone Like You by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU/AH. For self-sacrificing reasons, Bella decides to break up with Edward in the beginning of their senior year. But Edward decides that he isn't taking this one without a fight. Short story, just gonna be fluff really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Crush by Fliegendamsel reviews
I barely spoke to her the rest of the week, except as necessitated by our status as lab partners. Barely civil. Hyperaware of her presence several inches from me and of every movement she made. Obsessively thinking about her as I lay in bed each night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,388 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edward, Bella
He's Lost Control by Fliegendamsel reviews
"I do have a sister. She's about your age," he went on, studying my face. "If I knew about some older guy, some guy my age, having the kind of thoughts about her, the kind of thoughts I have about you"…his eyes bored into me…"I'd kill him." AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25054 - Favs: 12,163 - Follows: 8,237 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Awakenings by Totteacher reviews
Edward is drawn to Bella in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. He is in love with her from the first moment he sees her, wanting her for his own. He chooses to woo her, hiding what he really is to be the man she deserves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 211,574 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14408 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4725 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 659 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,000 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete