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Love Sucks: Nessie's Guide to Love and Life
by BrokenFirePen reviews
Hey, guys, it's Nessie. I thought, since most of you are huge stalker-fans of me and Jake, that I'd let you in on our little romance. How we got together, broke up over the stupidest thing and totally went against Dad's rules. Well, I'll talk to you soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,044 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap
by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
101 Alternative Edwards
by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Long Road to Ruin
by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
by hufflepuffbrunette247 reviews
Clara Finley was 25 years old when she was attacked by a vampire. She was also 8 months pregnant. What will happen to her and her baby as she learns to cope with her new life? OCs. The M rating is mostly a safety precaution for some lemons. UPDATE: Edited back to the original ending, hence the deletion of chapters 52 onward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 114,669 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
by rcorrine reviews
Four years after the Volturi showdown, Jake's pack has moved on and moved away, only to be befriended by transfer student Emma. When Emma sees a photo of a friend in La Push, it sends them all back to the life, and Emma into strange new territory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,281 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009
by MissThespian reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires, Werewolves, and Mermaids, Oh, My!
by kiaxoxo reviews
I looked down at my legs and was shocked speechless. Instead of pale, clumsy legs, was a scaly dark blue tail. A scaly blue bikini top replaced my shirt. Dear Lord, please help me. Full Sumary inside... *edited*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,934 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Breaking the Rules
by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Renesmee Cullen: Shooting Stars
by TooToo reviews
*SEQUEL to Rising Sun* Renesmee and Jacob are finally back from their honeymoon, but just when they think life would be just 'as boring as usual',surprises twist the direction of their lives!:D I wonder what?R&R. Nominated: Indie & Shimmer Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,241 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
by CandyWolf777 reviews
Bella discovers something that changes her life forever: she's part Quileute. She thinks nothing of it until she bursts into a giant white wolf. Now, she must learn the life of being a werewolf, and what it means to be part of the pack. Bella x Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,644 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Jacob
by Twilightaholic944 reviews
As Renesmee stops aging, her world seems to collide, and things she never imagined possible all happen in the span of a few weeks. Can her growing passion for a certain werewolf overshadow the many obstacles along the way to happiness? *RENESMEE'S POV*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,837 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Getting To Know Daddy
by LilyAnneMarie reviews
Eluded from her past, Renesmee Cullen knows one thing: her parents gave her up shortly after birth. When trouble strikes, an unknowing Renesmee is taken to the tiny town of Forks. When everything is said and done, will Renesmee discover who she really is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,676 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
by heySparkel reviews
What if during the battle with the Volturi,Jacob and Renesmee were forced to flee?What if Nessie's memory was erased?And what if she denies being halfvamp?What if her parents are still out there?What if she prefers to be Vanessa Wolfe? HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,959 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
IM in Love
by fangimumride97 reviews
FAX! What will happen when the Flock get IM accounts? Not all IM though... much story too... Click on that link to dive into the adventurous side of IM! DISCLAIMER: I TOTALLY OWN NOTHING OF JP'S!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
by SpiderMonkeyLove23 reviews
Ok, so, i re-wrote stand by me. Jacob and Nessie get pregnant. but, with there roots, who knows what the baby will turn out to be! Vampire? Werewolf? Human? All three?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
War of the Toses
by QueenOfBabble reviews
It's summer time, there are no vampire threats, and the pack is relaxing. Until Embry bets Seth that Seth can't lick Jake's toes without puking. It's ON like Donkey Kong! With humor and drama, this will be a summer that the pack won't soon forget. *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy
by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
by hilja reviews
Little Jake has one wish: that his princess will kiss him! Luckily Jake has a plan, or many plans, to make this happen. And to top it off he is the worlds greatest storyteller! What could possibly go wrong? Blackwater...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,743 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Mike's Very Secret, Secret Diary Of Manliness
by Insanity-Chaser reviews
Mike has a diary? Well this means: Emmett the hobo, leprechauns at the bottom of the garden, Mike's evil mind, Edward in a thong and total randomness! Rated F for funniness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mike
by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
by XshoppingshortieX reviews
What will happen when the Cullen's get AIM? Bella is in love with fruit loops, Emmett is going to cry? And Jasper is perky? Read to find out more! Bella is still human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun
by TooToo reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare?
by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters
by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
50 Things James is Not Allowed to Do
by Patronus Charm reviews
For all the lovers of 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters! I know these stories have been done before, but I hope you haven't used up all the popcorn just the same...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - James - Complete
by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8yr aft BD Alot like PhoneCalls Stupid, but funny, conversations that will make you laugh I didn't give up on phone calls though Includes: Control-your-thoughts-Jake-ness, let's-go-shopping-even-though-Bella-doesn't-want-to-ness and let's-wreak-havoc-ness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2008
by Rock'n'Slash reviews
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete