Author has written 20 stories for Ben 10.
SINCE THE EVER SO CLEVERLY ORIGIONAL PERSON/PEOPLE WHOM MAINTAIN THIS SITE HAVE THROWN IN THE EVER SO FLIPPING STUPID IN-STORY FILTERS TO STRIP AWAY SELF MADE SCENE BREAKS, MY WORK(S) WILL HAVE TO BE RE-EDITED AND ANY NEW WORKS PUT ON HAITUS UNTIL EVERYTHING IS SORTED OUT. IF YOU TOO ARE TIRED OF THESE SITE "UPGRADES" AND WISH FOR FF TO RETURN TO NORMAL, THINK ABOUT E-MAILING WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS AS I HAVE ALREADY SENT AT LEAST A DOZEN OF THEM - ONE FOR EVERY STORY THAT IS AFFECTED BY THEIR "BRILLIANT IDEA". THE PAGE LAYOUT IS OFF KILTER, THE WONDERFUL PAGE JUMP FEATURE IS LOST TO SOMETHING THAT IS MIND BOGGLING STUPID ECT ECT!
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"A movement in the shadows, a ghostly howl in the night sky. People run back for more. It is the mark, it is the feeling, it is the curse of the Phantom Rottweiler...where my bite is worse than my bark. Are you scared yet?"
NEWS UPDATE: As of Monday, November 23 2009, I am a registered author at FictionPress; that does not mean I'm abandoning FFnet, or all the lovely authors that I love to interract with and come to call my cyber friends. Quite the opposite, if anything, the new expansion will hopefully create more ideas for both sites.
To see what I'm up to over there, feel free to click away... http://www.fictionpress.com/u/698863/Phantom_Rottweiler
Favorite saying? Music can be your friend or enemy...it's my closest friend, how is it to you? -OR- dance, dance my puppets, dance.
Favorite color? Black, and green. Black and crimson (blood) red.
All time favorite quotes:
"In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
"Son-of-a-bi..h I knew it, those lying mother-( CENSORED )"
"I know you're not here to kill me, I figured that part out for myself."
"Chr..t kid look out!"
"Oh that's just great man, why don't we put her in charge!?"
"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away...?"
"Well whoopty-f...ing do!"
"Please, I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself."
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid."
"I thought you were dead." - "Yeah, I get that a lot."
"So you're the new as.ho.. series?"
"Must be a chick thing."
"Follow the white rabit."
"Me, me, me." - "Me too."
"There's always some mother-( CENSORED ) trying to ice-skate up hill."
"You met MR. Crispy at the hospital."
Stir of Echoes
"Why do I know that song!?"
"In this case, the Twinkie will be about fifty feet long and about six hundred pounds."
"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
"Well that's something you don't see every day."
"I feel like the floor of a taxi-cab."
REPO the Genetic Opera
"You break my freakin' heart."
"Tonight, we are, betrayed."
"If I don't get my coffee someone's going to hang!"
"It could be Lupus."
"What are we not seeing?"
Ben 10 Alien Force
"Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend."
"No juice for you!"
"Being me isn't so bad."
"Bring me CHILI-FRIES!"
"K-keep it occupied!? I'm a time-traveling hero, I don't keep things occupied."
"I'm a time-traveler, not an body shop."
"That's a better question for the man on the moon..." "Who's the man on the moon?" "...I am."
"I'm going to be stuck here for the rest of my life...look, is there anyone else I can talk to?"
"And you wonder why most aliens only communicate with your livestock..."
"I may not be a -...- , but I am a thinker."
What I try to do: a little bit of everythig for readers of various tastes. So if I put out something you may not take to, be patient until I can get soemthing you do like. My main focus is putting forth a series of stories that involve a de-aged Ben Ten, thusly entiltled "YOUNG BEN 10"; current titles include "YOUTH" "YOUNG AGAIN" "NAP TIME" "SWEET DREAMS, BABY PANDA" "TURBO-TODDLERS" "PARENTS and GUARDIANS" "TERRIBLE TWO'S"
Progress report: New ideas are currently being mapped out and either allowed to grow or thrown in to the trash.
YB10; "Lost toys" in mapping stage.
"Table for two" back into circulation. CH 11 published.
"Barbecued Lemon" RATED M for SLASH LEMON; in progress/mapping stage. BACK-BURNER'D
Kenny&Devlin collection of oneshots; in mapping stage/progress. CH 2 published.
As far as my OC's are concerned, they may be borrowed with permission from me...just ask nicely if you would like to use them.
A thought about REVIEWS: I am always thankful for the reviews, so I'm directing this to those of you whom read and don't review...if it was great, review. If it was okay-eh-soso, what cold have been done differently? Review. That's how I roll; I check the reviews and scope out other writers to see what they have. Can you say "Review tag?" And now you're it. I also send a short personalized message saying 'thanks', even if it's delayed, it'll still come.
A thought about PLOT BUNNIES: Curse these mother-(CENSORED) plot bunnies...hand feed a cute abandoned baby bunny a carrot, and poof the sanity vampires are everywhere "hey; stop that; quit trying to eat my keyboard! Bad bunny...no bite...ow!"
But somehow, they taste good to a starving Rottweiler...
Plot bunnies. Cute, useful...and annoying as hell! The following is a list of the common P.B.'s that tends to keep me company.
"Cute fwuffy wittle pwot bunny" Fluffy, cute and adorable as hell, many 'feel good' moments.
"War monger" plot bunny. This is the RAMBO style P.B. with automatic guns-a-blazin', ammo belts and the classic black bandana around it's head.
"Energizer plot bunny from hell" AKA the "All nighter" plot bunny. This one keeps me up hours past the time I normally hit the bed. Sometimes joins with the "Hypnotic" plot bunny.
"Hit & run" plot bunny. Just as the name implies; it's a hit and run situation where I wonder 'what the hell just happened!?'
"Psycho" plot bunny. This nasty little bugger holds me at pen-point and demands that I write it NOW!
"Tribble" plot bunny. Just like those little furballs on StarTrek; cute but multiply like jackrabbits on speed. They get into every nook and cranny and completely clog up everything.
"A.D.D A.D.H.D." plot bunny. Easily distracted and often explores in directions that often don't make sense.
"Goth" plot bunny. This one is a dark and morbid breed; often says dark things but in a realistic way; this breed constantly feeds on the "Emo" breed of plot bunnies.
"Chocolate fix" plot bunny. Anything chocolate gives this breed amazing powers.
"Ever expanding bunny" plot bunny. It comes along vastly underweight and malnurished, but when it leaves it's the size of a VW Beetle (C) (TM) or larger.
"Fussy bunny" plot bunny. This breed is irritating as hell; I want to write/type but it doesn't want to, sometimes it pouts and turns away, sometimes it throws a full blown tantrum.
"Comatose" plot bunny. The idea starts off very well, but it goes onto a coma/dies before I can finish it. growls "Another one bites the dust..."
"Damn it to Hell" plot bunny. This one comes along well after a chapter/story is uploaded and published and it says 'I would have gone perfectly there...'
WARNING: I wish that my PEN NAME ONLY is used for any public postings. I simply ask that my identity remains hidden. PHANTOM ROTTWEILER.