Asfixia
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Joined 06-21-09, id: 1978364, Profile Updated: 06-24-09
Author has written 2 stories for Haunting in Connecticut, and The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Hullo there Fanfiction world. I'd wave, and offer a handshake, but we appear to be seperated by an electronic screen. =/ Ho hum.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you. I shant give you my real name, though you can just call me by my pen name, or any other appropriate nickname you prefer. Let's get one thing clear though - i'm not a typical teenager. I don't like to dress brightly and doodle on my shoes or highlight my hair, but I don't dress darkly and listen to heavier music, either. (This is not meant to be offensive. If you like either of those styles, yay for you! I'm not being rude, i'm just saying, they aren't MY styles and I hate when people classify me under either of them. Labels are for soup cans.) I've got my own little world where the sky is green and the grass is blue, and completely free of mary-sue. It's a lonely place to be...but I refuse to change my style. Meh.

Okay. So, on to the more writing-ish topics.

The Haunting in Connecticut was the coolest movie evurrrr. Not exactly for the scare, but just for the story and the acting. Definately good fanfiction material.

AND AND AND.

-spazzatronic flail-

I thought that the Mummy movies were awesome too. So yeah...

Don'tlooseyourhead,

-Asfixia

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If your one of the crazed Jonah Fan-girls of The Haunting in Connecticut please copy and paste this onto you profile so I dont feel like such an alone loser! Dx (don't worry, you're not alone. I just copied and pasted that. :D)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. (and wow, did they stare...)

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (He needed one. Seriously. Did you see his face? D: Poor kid...)

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile. (Sigh. Such a bummer...)

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I've pretended my shoes were ice skates and 'skated' through the halls of some really fancy building. I ran into a wall. It was fun _

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (I lol'd.)

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lulz. Only every 5 minutes.)

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (Who really cares.)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money. (We've got a win right hurrrr.)

Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

(Made this one up ma'self. =D) If you have ever done something really stupid just because somebody told you not to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a spazz attack at a really inconvenient time, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think Dentists are cheating liars, copy this onto your profile

If you just read through all of these copy & pastes's and laughed, copy & paste this onto your profile.

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With Chagrin by Captain Atticus reviews
Fanfiction? What? Oneshot. Uh.... Bella and Edward. Yeah. They use the word "chagrin" a lot in Twilight, did you know?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Letter to Trevor by Captain Atticus reviews
Oneshot. This is the letter I think Max would've written to Trevor, just as he wrote to Sean.
Journey to the Center of the Earth - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Trevor A., Max A. - Complete
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After the Incident reviews
Matt and Wendy find the book they used to love as kids in the basement. Sorry it's so terrible, I had Writer's Block. Possibly oneshot, for now. First fanfiction. Yay!
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
We Can Change reviews
Just Jacob's thoughts when he's mourning his father at the graveyard. Full of wonderful oneshot-ness. Rated K ...? I dunno, there's nothing really bad about it. R&R if you will.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete