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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Rise of the Guardians.

You may have noticed my stories, the Reading of Naruto Shippuden, were taken down. I did this myself, because I received warnings from the site administrators. Please do not get angry at them, as they are just doing their job to protect copyright and ensure that this website does not get taken down. If you have any questions, please PM me directly and I will try to answer them. I'm just as sad, if not more sad, as all of my faithful and beloved readers. Thank you for going on this several year long journey with me. If possible, I will try to do an epilogue with no pieces of the show, just the aftermath.

Please be understanding, and please listen to anyone informing you of rules being broken. They're present for a reason. I wish you all the best, and again, PM me directly if you have questions. Thank you for the love.


Quotes GALORE!

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"He, Dumbledore, will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Assorted chains
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

Obviously I have a serious Harry Potter obsession. Copy and Paste anything you'd like.

I also love PMing people about anime. So if ya ever want to take about anime... ;)

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 5,033 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Divine Beast by The Sword's Keeper reviews
Feeling unappreciated by his so called friends, Beast Boy begans to view life in a different perspective. When lulled by promises of greatness and offered a chance of a lifetime by a mysterious group, can the Titans get to Beast Boy before its too late?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,856 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 437 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry by pjjammjamm reviews
Not your normal travel-through-time fic. All the questions you've ever wondered about the Marauders, answered through Harry's little trip through time. But is Harry able to change the past? Can Harry get back home? And does he even want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Harry P.
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Just My Luck by ScribbleWorld reviews
Harry Potter has the strangest of luck. So naturally, he ends up redoing his 7th year at Hogwarts with his parents in 1977 - three years late, no less! Should Harry stop events from being changed? Does he want to? Pairings: HP/HG, JP/LE, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,562 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4719 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
One Door Closes by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Lily had plans for her life that didn't involve James Potter, the Marauders, or falling in love. But sometimes plans change when you least expect them to and you must live with them, for better or worst. J/L SB/OC. PART 1 IS CANON, PART 2 IS AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,450 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Secrets and Half Truths by ncfan reviews
Ten things no one living knows about Uzumaki Mito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Mito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Facade by BeastBoyfangirl reviews
'It feels like it's the only thing I do. I put up an act for my friends. They don't even know me as well as the think they do.' Beastboy-centric. A lot of things about Beast boy's past. You can use information for Beast boy Fan Fiction. Read and Review
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Beast Boy - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guardians of the Veil by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
The W.i.t.c.h. girls have been invited to Hogwarts, and gladly accepted to going. Once there, however, they learn that Voldemort and Phobos have joined forces, and to defeat them, they'll need to ally themselves with their new found friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,861 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
WITCH It Begins Again by Demongirl56 reviews
After defeating Cedric, the girls finally get to relax. But their vacation is cut short by a new evil terrorizing Meridian. Irma/OC
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Irma L. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 10,464 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Green Files by The Lady Bonny reviews
You know he is a Titan called Beast Boy but his real name is Garfield. You know he is green and tells jokes. You know there must be more to him than that...and you're right. A series of drabbles and oneshots about Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,533 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Songs Unsung by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the parents of the present generation. First Impressions, Second Looks, Adventures in Matrimony and so on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Looking for Answers by Louey06 reviews
When Fred and George want answers the will find them. Even it takes seven years they will discover the identities of their beloved marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Portus Tempus Spell by Phobias Athena reviews
What happens when Voldemort, Death Eaters, Harry, Ron, and Hermonie are transported back in time while Harry is rescuing his two best friends? Made exciting when they are transported to Hogwarts at time Harry's parents are the same age as he is!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Something wicked this way comes by Phoenixian reviews
Targeted by Voldemort, Lily and James make arrangements to protect themselves and their young son, but with a traitor close by and a constant threat hanging over their heads there is very little they can do. Nothing lasts forever, and their friend's betrayal will soon cost them everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Burned by LeesaM reviews
This is a one-shot about the day Alec and Jane were changed. What made them become so bitter? This is my version of what happened to them to make them who they are as vampires. It's a story about how one mistake changed everything for these twins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
The Life of Allison Jade Potter by Sapphire Rose'13 reviews
What if James had a twin sister. This is the story of James Potter's sister. The first story will be about her life before Hogwarts. She would be a wonderful asset to Voldemort so they send her away to be raised by Squibs. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - OC, James P.
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Third Task by mokimik reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Hermione while Harry was fighting for his life during GOF? Her thoughts during the third task and the chaos that came afterwards.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Proposing by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Fred and Bill were both wet and had guilty looks on their faces, and Charlie seemed to be sulking. George was humming ‘What Child Is This?’ under his breath, Harry was smirking, and Ron, Ron was getting ready to propose. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 483 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
A werewolf's tale by mokimik reviews
We all know how and what Harry thought when he first saw Remus Lupin in the train, but what did Remus think about the son of his friend? Remus point of view in Harry's 3rd year. Reviews are welcomed and are getting a nice reply:D:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Time Turner by EilayAdnayVolieay reviews
Travel back to a time when Harry Potter had not been born, to a time when Voldemort’s reign was fresh and new, more terrifying then ever, to a time when Lily and James Potter hated each others guts. Follow them through their years at Hogwarts. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Jaded Eyes by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] On the way home from their first battle with the Brotherhood of Evil, the Titan's reflect together on Beast Boy's time with the Doom Patrol and how it helped shape who he is.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/25/2004
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The Big Four Take Hogwarts reviews
Long before Harry Potter, four children met at a certain school of magic and would make history. Their names? Jack Frost, Merida Dunbroch, Hiccup Haddock, and Rapunzel Corona. Hogwarts wouldn't know what hit them. ROBTD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015
Horrible Eyesight reviews
James Potter knows he has bad vision, but when he loses his glasses for a day... "Potter! Stop cursing inanimate objects!" "Bloody lamp!" Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2011 - James P. - Complete
Book 6: The ELEMENT of Surprise reviews
Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete