Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Teen Titans, Naruto, and Incredibles.
Hi, people! I'm Sonya Rivers. Welcome to my page.
Hair: Light brown, often called blond. I really don't know what color it is anymore. Straight.
Skin: Depends on the season. I'm pretty pale in the winter, but when summer rolls around, I get pretty tan. (Thank you, half-Italian genes!)
Height: Fairly short. Short enough to be made fun of. (Adam London, I'm talking to YOU.)
Eyes: Constantly changing colors. Usually grey, blue, green, or some mixture of the three. I've seen purple in there also. I have a ring of dark green around the edge of my eyes, which occasionally becomes blue. The only control I seem to have over my eye color is if I'm staring at a computer screen for too long, or if I'm feeling strong emotion. Then my eyes are flat-out grey. The only other control I have is if I'm giving someone Bambi eyes. Then my eyes turn sky blue.
ANYONE WHO WISHES TO JOIN THE
Q and A with me, Sonya Rivers, by me, Sonya Rivers. (Yes, I was bored.)
Either Maximum Ride or Twilight. Vive la vampires and mutant birdkids!
"What doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast." I don't know who said that, but whoever you are, you're a genius.
Does karate count?
Reading fanfictions on my computer for hours on end. Writing fanfictions and original stories. Draining the library of any new books.
Ultimate pet peeve?
When I talk to a friend who just so happens to be a guy, and everyone assumes we're dating. Get a life, people!
Weirdest moment in life?
I have a stalker. My BFF passed him in the hallway. He was muttering "Must say hi to Sonya. Must say hi to Sonya." under his breath. Awkward much?
Best moment in life?
Hearing someone I really like telling me that they like me back. You know who you are.
Montana. There are no people to bother me.
Now, on to school. Like or hate, and why?
Like. I don't like the homework, but I get to see my friends.
What quote do you think best describes you?
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell knows I'll take over." (Evil Grin.) JK! My favorite one, definately.
Weird fact about yourself?
I can sing. No joke. And (apparently) I'm a really good poet. Not to mention mimicking people...
Changes from time to time. Right now, it's "I'm Only Me When I'm With You" by Taylor Swift.
Favorite music artists?
Also constantly changes. But a few people on the list are Taylor Swift, Hey Monday, Cobra Starship, and Paramore.
That pretty much sums up my life. Pretty boring, actually. That's why I write exciting stories!
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you want to "La Push" Jacob Black off a cliff, post this in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you're one of those people who reply "Where to begin?"
If you've ever fallen UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, and you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a 'Watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name so I know that I'm not the only pyromaniac here.: RulerofFire, Invader Nyx, TheBroccoliMustDie, Nierx, hyperactiveice, Suicide in a bottle, melanie Swirls, Ravyn's Wing, Sonya Rivers
Wall of Quotes:
"What doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast." - Anonymous.
"We're all crazy. I'm just crazier than most." - Me.
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell knows I'll take over." - Anonymous
"It's okay Sonya. It's just a flight of stairs. Don't trip. Don't trip." - My friend Adam every time I go near a flight of stairs. The sad thing is, he's right.
"Holy (Insert swear word of your choice here)." Fang, from Maximum Ride.
"You... are... a... fridge... with... wings... We're... freaking... ballet... dancers..." Fang, from Maximum Ride.
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy, also from Maximum Ride.
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" Gazzy, from yet again, Maximum Ride.
"Mr. Moony presents his complements to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco, the amazing bouncing ferret..." - Ron, from Harry Potter .
"Aaaaaahhhh. When two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born." Ron, from Harry Potter.
"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basalisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look it in the eyes, although it it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you'll ever do." - Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter.
"Isn't it ironic how the word 'politics' has the Latin prefix 'poli' meaning 'many', and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?" - Anonymous
"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." - Bill Engvall talking about his daughter.
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." - Anonymous.
"I would get a Facebook, but I get the 'GET A FACEBOOK!' rant from Erin all the time."
"Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, from Star Wars
"I thought that would be obvious. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." Chiron, from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
"People call me insane. I'll have you know that the voices in my head strongly disagree." - Anonymous
"He's just mad because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday."
"It's been totally lame over here without you. Raven stinks at video games. It's like she's not even trying."
"No one defeats Dr. Light. NO ONE!"
"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy... you know you wanna smack it." Cyborg (talking to Raven), from Teen Titans.
"Evil beware... we have waffles." Raven, from Teen Titans.
"I don't hate you. I just like everyone else better." Skyler-A-Teloiv.
"Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anonymous.
"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." - Anonymous.
"When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and let life wonder how the heck you accomplished that." - Anonymous.
"My mind works like lightening... one brilliant flash and it's gone." - Anonymous.
"I used up my sick days so I called in dead." - Anonymous.
"STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand." - Anonymous.
"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?" - Anonymous.
"Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to." - Anonymous.
"I have not lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere." - Anonymous.
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Anonymous.
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." - Anonymous.
"If you had a life then you would stop talking about mine." - Anonymous.
"Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner." - Anonymous.
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical." - Anonymous.
"If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!" - Anonymous.
"I'm not just a pervert... I'm a SUPER PERVERT." Jiraya, from Naruto.
"My first impression of you is that I hate you." Hatake Kakashi, from Naruto.
Stereotypes suck. Here's the categories I fall under:
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I'm totally fine with them.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Uh, no.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (MAJOR no.)
I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (MAJOR, MAJOR no.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Actually, I'm a bit underweight.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (If you call me a loser, chances are, you are one.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Some kids are smarter than most adults.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Hey, I hang out with my friends A LOT. Who are you calling anti-social?)
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessive stalker. (I HAVE a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm not going to act like him.)
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Seriously, I laughed at this.)
I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant. (I'll leave that to the rest of the population.)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Nope, not happening anytime soon.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype. (Wow. Just wow.)
I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (See above comment about losers.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. (I hope not!)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. (Seriously, who DOESN'T like cartoons?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. (See above comment about anti-socialism.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. (This really has to stop.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. (I have more of a clue than the idiot who makes this up!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (See above stereotype about eating lunch.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-word. (I guess that would make you a controlling, self-serving idiot.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Haters much?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (I really hope not!)
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo. (Uh, no. No offense to goth or emo people, but that just isn't me.)
I have a bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all. (It's called being just friends. You should try it sometime.)
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (I really, really hope not.)
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (You haven't met me before, have you?)
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be a b-word. (Apparently, speaking the truth is now considered rude.)
If you hate stereotypes and fall under any of these, post it in your profile.
You cannot live without friends. It's just a fact. This is all stuff my friends would do.
FRIENDS: Will meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you."
BEST FRIENDS: Will meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "You have seven days to live."
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff, and tells you "My bad... here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say. "I'M HOME, DID YA MISS ME?"
FRIENDS: Comforts you when you fight with your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt with his dad's baseball bat.
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Are sitting next to you saying. "Darn! We got caught!"
FRIENDS: Don't see you if your sick.
BEST FRIENDS: Are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.
FRIENDS: Will call to see if you can hang out.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be at your door, regardless.
FRIENDS: Will help you back up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Crack up when you trip, then spread the news while you pick yourself up. They know you're okay.
FRIENDS: Share their music with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Blast their favorite songs, regardless of what others think.
FRIENDS: Go to your funeral.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't be at your funeral, because they're busy hunting down whatever killed you, be it tangible or intangible.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you're out of food.
Your One and Only Wish (This has actually worked for me. No joke)
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green.
3. Write down your first initial.
4. Write down your month of birth.
5. Write down the color you like more, black or white.
6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you.
7. Write down your favorite number.
8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida.
9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean.
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done? If so, scroll down.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you chose...
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is...
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in...
Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.
I am only 8 inches long
But I have all of my organs
I love the sound of your voice
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs
The sound of your heartbeat
Is my favorite lullaby.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though
It is so nice and warm in here
You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today
Mommy, he lied to you
He said that I'm not a baby
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again
I don't like him
He seems cold and heartless
Something is intruding my home
The doctor called it a needle
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please, make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms
He is holding me
He told me about abortion
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every abortion is just...
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this. If this almost made you cry, post this in your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Movie Soundtrack of Your Life (Put Your iPod/MP3 on shuffle, and write down the songs that come on in order in the blank spots. This is the soundtrack of your life.)
Opening Credits: The Carpal Tunnel of Love, by Fall Out Boy (Somehow, I get the impression that this is going to be a depressing movie...)
Waking Up: The Howling, by Within Temptation (Note to all: I do NOT like getting up in the morning)
First Day of School: Picture to Burn, by Taylor Swift (Probably my yearbook picture)
Falling In Love: Never Gonna Be Alone, by Nickelback (I'm holding you to that)
Fighting: Fireflies, by Owl City (Does this make sense to anyone?)
Breaking Up: Don't You Know Who I Think I Am, by Fall Out Boy (Does this mean that we broke up because of someone's ego?)
Driving: S.O.S., by Jordin Sparks (If this was right after the breakup, then yeah, I get it. If it wasn't, then what other disaster was there?)
Flashback: Already Gone, by Kelly Clarkson (Possibly the most depressing song ever. I expect you in tears)
Mental Breakdown: Invisible, by Taylor Swift (If I had a dollar for every time I felt like that...)
Getting Back Together: My Life Would Suck Without You, by Kelly Clarkson (I don't think I need to say anything about this one)
Wedding: My Heart, by Paramore (Or this one)
Birth of a Child: Listen to Your Heart, by DHT (I don't really get this one. Maybe I'm listening to my baby's heart?)
Final Battle: You’re Not In On The Joke, by Cobra Starship (All right, who's idea of a JOKE is a BATTLE?!)
Death Scene: Battlefield, by Jordin Sparks (I think I might sue whoever was in charge of this song)
Funeral: I’m Only Me When I’m With You, by Taylor Swift (Yup, definately suing)
End Credits: Somewhere, by Within Temptation (I'll sue less for this one, because it MAKES SENSE)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Girl Comebacks".
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose-- me or your life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
(Okay, let out the major awww you held in while reading that one)
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
Copy and paste this if you're a writer.
Did you know...?
Boy Girl Talk
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well, tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Girl: You're right. I don't like you. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So, are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (I'm a bit curious on this one, someone help me out here.)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Well duh, a bit late, huh?)
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because?)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
I am the girl that you see helping the girl who got her books knocked out of her hands by the jerks.
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