Tavern Wench
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Joined 04-10-02, id: 197866
Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing/AC, Bible, and Harry Potter.
Hi I'm Tavern Wench and I am a staunch slash supporter (even if I do read non-slash) So far I only have a couple stories but hopefully I will soon have more. If you like my stories you have my permission to e-mail or IM me I have no life so I don't care. In fact it would make me very happy! My goals in life are to learn how to play the harp and make my own clothing from scratch all my friends think I should be a therapist though
-_- Since when would a girl whose goal in life is to live in the woods weaving make a good therapist? My friends are weird freaks like me though so that makes everything okay. Lets hear it for the weird freaks of the world WOO! :cough:
BTW when I leave reviews I'm ending them with ~_^U the U is a mug 'cause I'm Tavern Wench get it?

Read my friend Sexy Vampire's fics they are they are all really cute.

I am so absolutely incredibly happy :jumping up and down with glee: one of my all time favorite authors (Rubicon) reviewed my poem and LIKED it yay! so read the poem and Rubicon's stories ( especially the one on my favorites list!) because they are super good! I love it when really good authors (like Saiyajin Peach 18 r) review my stories it makes me so happy!

Sorry it's been a while I've become obsessed with Harry/Snape pairings I don't relly know why but they're actually really good plus the fics as a group are of good quality.

Okay I'm sure you've all seen the new rules and noticed how crappy they are and if you want to protest there is a petiton at PetitionOnline.com you might want to look into signing. I'm not saying there all bad but the no NC-17 stuff is crap, I know of a lot of really good long stories with great plots that are going to be kicked off because of this new rule and it's kinda depressing.

On a lighter note I am now attending an all girls christian boarding school and so cannot post any stories until I return home for breaks, the nearest on June 1st be uploading more stuff then or sooner

Firesong is my god, okay maybe not but he is very, very cool...
if you don't know who he is you should read Mercedes ALckey's Valdemar books ALL of them even if HE isn't in all of them VAnyel, and Medren are almost as good...

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Forgotten Boys by Quwinntessa Starber reviews
ADULT!!! AU. Quatre Winner, is one of the few born with the Homo gene. To hide he becomes a Maguanac, fighting for Allah. Quatre's destiny will change the entire world. 3x4. RashidxAbdulexQuatre, RashidxAbdule, 5+1+2, 13+6,
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,564 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name
The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z by BananaGirl reviews
With permission from Camilla Sandman. We're now into Semester 2! Goku's getting death threats, Yoli's birthday is coming up, Bardock makes an appearance and Vegeta and Goku fans are STILL trying to outsmart each other. It could only be OFUD!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 91,916 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/5/2002
One Step Closer by someonesgurl reviews
A mysterious person shows up at Hogwarts. Who is she and what does she want with Harry? Also why is Draco staring at Harry? Slash later. Please Read&Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oil and Water by merope reviews
Percy/Oliver slash. It’s Christmas for the Weasleys, but the idyllic mood is soon shattered as books and Quidditch don’t *generally* mix. Or so Percy thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Percy W., Harry P.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Love and Longing in the Common Room by Akira Ichijouji reviews
There's a party in the Common Room! Hormones are raging, plots are afoot, and love is in the air (didn't see that one coming, did you?) First-and-foremost just silly. Slash. Lots of slash. Lots and lots of slash. *COMPLETE!!!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Rubies and Opals by Dark Opal reviews
Ron eats a cupcake and turns into a girl. Things change for him. Mild slash, read on... PG-13 cuz duh, it's slash. **Completed**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by ceridwen-amyed reviews
Some Christmas fluff - yes, I know it's May! H/D, but *very* *very* mild SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
I can see through you by JustTwisted reviews
WIP.started off as only hinting at a closer *Nick/Greg* friendship but has progressed to cute (non-graph) slash level. If you're put off by that, don't worry - the first chapters are pretty much free-for-all. Enjoy the fun :-)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 4/4/2002
And Now For Something Completely Different... by little hecate reviews
Random slash. PWPWPWPWPWPWP First attempt at humour. Multiple pairings to be expected. Mostly Harry/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 11/8/2001
Piccolo's REALLY bad night by Larania Drake reviews
This has got to be weirdest, most demented thing I have EVER written. Read at your own risk. See the rating? Its that way for a reason. Squicky fic. Scary Sue. Beware.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2001 - Published: 10/1/2001
Lucky Charms by Kendra and Flair reviews
The Delusional Conclusional is here at last! Will the Power of Love prevail, or will the Dark Cereal Masters destroy the mall? Read and find out, of course! (Kensuke, Takori, insanity!)
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,865 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2001 - Published: 2/12/2001
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A Wish For Happiness reviews
A wish is made for Goku's happiness but why did they select Vegeta to make it come true?Ninth chapter uploaded, All is reveiled Contains attempt at gay lemon^_^
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
Dance on Vaseline reviews
This is a songfic to David Byrne's Dance on Vaseline. Lucius is a follower of Voldemort who has lost all that he once held dear. He decides to get it back. There is slight mention of Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2003
Three Shades of Grey reviews
Dumbledore will stop at nothing to get Draco Malfoy on his side not even murder. WARNING this contains SLASH! it is currently between adults but i might pervert the children later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/27/2002
Pink Cigarette reviews
Songfic to Mr. Bungle's Pink Cigarette. Draco finds something on his bed that makes him doubt his partners faithfulness and his own self worth. HP/DM slash death fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Discovered Bloodlust reviews
Wufei has a secret but when captured in an OZ prison Trieze discovers it. This is turning into a slashy romance. I've posted the even more of the second chapter or maybe this could stand as the whole second capter please tell me in your reviews.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
A Semi-rant reviews
just what the title says it is my opinion on the ways some biblical issue should be inturpreted. I have updated this
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/18/2002