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Joined 06-21-09, id: 1978697, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Teen Titans.

Hello everybody this is OniRudra37

I have begun my descent back into the evil belly of the underworld known as Fanfiction.

I have a very distinct appreciation for the authors who dont take any sh# from anybody I find it is a brilliant judge of character.

To everyone who has waited on one of my stories for a new chapter or update, i have been revamped, things have been busy with a wedding, and future plans on how to fix something.

My general favorites in things are the following:

Favorite Animes:

Naruto, Samurai Champloo, Rosario Vampire, Yu Yu Hakusho, etc.

Favorite Movies:

Wall-E (It is really cute and i enjoyed the play of the lonely robot hooking up with the search bot Eve.), Sherlock Holmes 1&2, the adjustment bureau, Ironman 1 & 2, Clash of the titans, wrath of the titans


Fav. Pairings:

Naruto: NaruxTema, NaruxTayu, NaruxKin (yes the sound chicks are just awesome.) NaruxTen, NaruxHanabi, GaraxMats, Sasuxa brick stick (take that you arrogant Uchiha) and finally my absolute favorite NaruxFem. Hina.

Rosario Vampire: Anyone with anyone as long as Kurumu isn't with anyone (She is way to freaky with those fingernails.)

Bleach: RukiaxChad... I know its really weird but i feel he doesn't get the respect he deserves. Also SoifonxYoruichi. Heh heh heh, I love messing with people.


Fav. Crossover Pairings:

NarutoxRaven from Teen Titans.

NarutoxRukia from Bleach.

NarutoxAny girl with a painful past. (Don't hate me)


Least Fav. Anime Characters:

Sasuke Uchiha (arrogant prick)

Sakura Haruno (really evil banshee, just someone kill the b#ch.)

Aizen (thats a scary son of a B#ch.)

Gin (his sword is a screwed up blade on viagra, man whore.)

I dont watch many animes, but i will watch some of the ones I like, and occasionaly watch some of them to see if it can be worked in as a crossover.


Truth of Naruto: Naruto started out as a idiot, he grew up, he fought incredibly strong people and man things..., learned destructive and powerful jutsu and sage arts, and has the incredible probability that he can change the shinobi world. There is just one more problem:

He is still an idiot.


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?


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~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one..

~Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

~We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

~If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

~When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

~When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

~I'm NOT a stalker... I simply admire from afar... From behind a sign... >.>

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.

retrieved by notgonnasay09, if you believe the above has great point copy and paist to your profile: OniRudra37

Onirudra37's Rules for combat

~When one is about to die, let you gaseous farts out, you dont want to take them with you...

~When one sees something that they can not beat, do what comes naturally: RUN LIKE HELL!

~When you and your oponent are about to use your strongest attacks against one another, even the field, grab the melons or kick the coconuts, your sure to win by general WTFness.

~When going against someone who is stronger, faster, smarter, and has a greater attention span, flip them off and play dead by seizure and heart attack.

~The hand that feeds usually ends up bitten, the hand that holds the chidori usually becomes a human bug zapper.

~When a fist to the chest doesn't do the trick, boot to the head will even the score considerably.

~When strong attack meets weak defense guess what happens... whoops too slow.

~How one is supposed to be beaten is not the qestion, how you hide from them afterwards is what you should be answering.

~When a weapon is tearing its way through your chest consider this: Did i leave the stove on?

~When a man with a plan meets one who doesn't think ahead they both realize something, i have yet to figure out what.

~The greatest rule of fighting dirty, nothing is too underhanded, despicable, creepy or perverted to be useless, unless it turns out that it is useless than you just give up.

~The saddest attack when fighting dirty is when you dont have the chance to do something dirty.

~When destroying an enemy encampment, dont forget to kill the would be avengers.

~When stabbing make sure the knife blade is facing away from the body.

~When using a double sided knife do not stab, Ow.

~When charging, run away from the screaming legions.

~Head to head is overly exagerrated, head to foot is far more acceptable.

~When fighting a close range expert, back the fuck up.

~When a spear is thrusting at you, do not hip thrust back, it hurts.

~When sword is slashing at you, do not respond with chop, will result in loss of hand.

~When axe is hacking at you do not headbutt... ... ... i warned you.

~When tackling from the side, head stays above waistline, its best for everyone's sake.

~Shoulder tackles are so outdated, knees to the chin are much more fun.

~If you are shy and your opponent takes this as weakness and begins to gloat, i reccomend a chibi with a large mallet.

~When wrapped up in rope, dont try to escape. The enemy will eventually lose interest and you can walk out anyway.

~How the enemy is advancing should be ignored, rather how their generals are going to attack should be a greater issue.

~Never repeat never, attack an enemy encampment right after opening a jar of peanut butter, it is destined to great loss.

~Wood is just as capable as steel when making a weapon, even better for a flaming one.

New adapted rules for combat (inspired by my continuous playing of the Elder Scrolls: Skyrim)

~ When sneaking up on a snow elf, never stop sneaking up.

~ When attacking a sabre cat use a damn greatsword, not a tiny iron dagger, it takes forever and well it just sucks to have to waist majic to continuously heal yourself.

~ Never hit a mammoth with a arrow all it does is tick them off, but the tusks are worth their weight in gold.

~ Never pickpocket a member of the dark brotherhood, kill them first then loot the body, its underhanded but hey its easier and they are some kick ass armor and robes.

~ Dont fist fight a dragon... well anyone reading this should know. Hopefully.

~ Archers are awesome, until someone gets close enough, or they hit someone with a better aim.


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, Midami Uchiha of the Sand, craZy goth friendZ,narutolover1259, Ninjafox369, Kudomeya, Tobi44, Akatsuki wolves6, Moto2201, OniRudra37,

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Moto2201, OniRudra37,

THE WE LOVE NARU/HINA CLUB : If you love the idea that Naruto and hinata should hook up copy and paste this to your page and ad your name. Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Kyuubi69Assassin,The Unkown Twinkie, OniRudra37

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!


New Kick arse challenge:

I, Onirudra37, have begun to take a fascination with Naruto as a criminal or an insane loco, i would like people to send PM of any stories that have a basis around these plots, also any other NaruXHina would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

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The Ninth Fist by Agurra of the Darkness reviews
Betrayed by the people he vowed to protect Naruto finds himself in a new world with new skills. Searching for a purpose and people who accept him Naruto joins the Infamous Ragnarock, thus leading to the birth of the Ninth Fist.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Renka M.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
MGILF by personazero reviews
Naruto and the Marvel girls meet and they do what you think they will do in a rated M fic cheeck it out when you can, Characters will be OOC for all the chapters UGILF IS UP
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 174,546 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu/Mei, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,598 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Hitman For Hire II Roanapur Tails by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Second in the Naruto Hitman series. Twelve Tails Agency heads to the city of Roanapur. Has everything they like. Explosions, gunplay, knives, smokin' women and the Lagoon Company. What has brought Nine and company to one of the deadliest cities? Story to be REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Revy - Complete
HSD Naruto by JAYSEN reviews
Kakashi has just left Naruto to his fate against Neji, but what if the Sandaime was watching? What if Naruto had more family out there and they caught wind of this? OOC for some with Naru/small harem. Rated M for salty language.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,483 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 633,700 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
The Nightingales of Konoha by Dreaded Rasengan reviews
NarutoxSkyrim crossover. Upon escaping with the Forbidden Scroll, Naruto accidentally stumbles upon an ancient Deity with a passion for thievery...and now he is her champion tasked with rebuilding her order...Naruhina and others. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,998 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Naruto Exiled by ultimatedbzmaniac reviews
This is an AU fic, what would happen if Naruto was banished from the Hidden Leaf Village after his battle with Sasuke in the final valley? What would he do? Where would he go? What would happen to his friends? What would happen to his dream of becoming Hokage? How would this change the world of Naruto? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., OC
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto The Milf Hunter by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto has suffered a lot through his short life. As a result he craves a love comparable to a mother's love. As a result he develops in an interest of Milfs or women with similar qualities and characteristics. NarutoxYoshino NaraxMilf Harem. Includes Inuzuka Tsume, Tsunami from Wave Country, Several filler women, and maybe some slight crossover featuring hot moms from other anime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harem Doujutsu by MikeJV37 reviews
At age 10 Naruto gets a Doujutsu that lets him charm any woman. Alternate Universe and Characters, Fem Kyuubi, Power Naruto, Naru/Hina harem, straight/lez lemons and other adult stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,015 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Karasu of Jump by Master XIII reviews
something happens during the training rip with Jiraiya, now, Naruto unveils secrets, and leaves the village with a dark Bloodline. pairing Narux? NarutoxTTxCROW coauthor with 26-Lord-Pain Read and Review, or il'll sick Sakura on you under nude Sas genjuts
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Raven
The Hand That Feeds by Andrew Munoz reviews
When the villagers of Konohagakure no Sato finally push Naruto too far, the young jinchuuriki will run to the loving embrace of the Night Mother. A response to pudgypudge's "Oblivion CHALLENGE."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,208 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stalker by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto has a stalker, and he knows it...what now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Single Call by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto was about to give up to Kiba in the preliminaries, when he heard her call. With new confidence, he refused to give up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,169 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Taming the Many Sides of Raven by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto goes to Nevermore and ends up having a passionate encounter with Rage. After Raven receives some benefits shortly after an experiment is proposed. That Naruto tames each one of Raven's emotions. NarutoxRaven Multi Raven Pairing.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Raven
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
DogEared Fox Demon by NeoNazo356 reviews
DISCONTINUED. Awaiting Adoption.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,696 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unforgiving by Vendetta419 reviews
The cold hard truth came out that warped the boy mind. He now resent his father with new powers he will show the land of fire his might. Dark Naruto story with NarutoXHinataXharem pairing. Dracohalo117 challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,735 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,503 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto, rebirth of a god by darkvizardking69 reviews
Naruto never believed in fate, yet his was changed the night he stole the forbidden scroll. Armed with the weapons of his ancestor, he will be more then a mere ninja, he will become the new GOD OF WAR. Naruxharem, will be Sakura bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,965 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Naruto U.
A Dark Influence: Wave Arc by MistressWinowyll reviews
Starts off with Wave Country Arc, but with Hinata under wing. A new presence decides to whisper in Naruto's ear about how he should handle things. More in depth story of Hinata's upbringing. Strong Naru/Hina. Romance, violence, some angst, and sensuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 197,321 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Antagonist by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
Naruto is dead. Long live Naruto. Newly revised chapters with better grammar and small additions.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Cirucci T.
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Talk by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto and Raven are in for the most difficult challenge of their lives. Giving their daughter the talk after she catches them in the act. Things get worse when she mentions incidents concerning the other titans.Rewritten with information and corrections.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Fellow Artists by Skelo reviews
Naruto and Yakumo leave the Leaf Village to pursue their art. Joining up with the Akatsuki and under the apprenticeship of Deidara and Sasori, watch the pair fall in love and get revenge on the Leaf Village. Dark/Powerful Naruto Naruto/Yakumo/Hinata/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,776 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yakumo
Naruto's Rise by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto rises to become a strong ninja. He must discover the link between himself, Nagato and the first ninja ever Rikudou 'The Sage of Six Paths'. Strictly NaruHina -Not a Harem Anymore!-, Itachi/OC, ShinoFu. Epilogue: Goodbye Naruto's Rise *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 446,630 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The card game that Is My Life by Demonshadows reviews
Naruto wears the mask of a joker, so what if he suddenly decides to get serious? And what is up with this sudden increase in his intellect?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Blue Eyed Slave,Pale Eyed Master by naruto kyuubi kage reviews
Naruto after believing he failed to protect his most precious person let himself become the perfect slave the perfect protector to always be by her side when she needs him the most But it wasn't what Hinata wanted. NaruxHina OOC Naruto M For future Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Traitor of the Highest Degree by Terrapin Jim reviews
In the chaos of war and death, one man sets out to protect everything he has ever known. But, in the end, is it better to betray your village, or your heart? Heavy AU, OOC, Being Rewritten. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto: The Lost Ninja by EdStargazer reviews
Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Ironman by maverick9871 reviews
This is the sequal to Who am I, I am. This picks up right after the other one ended and will show how Naruto shows the world that Heroes can be both born and made. Join his journey as he takes the world by storm. Pairing NarutoX
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,601 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Greatest Heresy by Stigma reviews
A young impressionable Naruto is driven to the Jashin faith by the violence directed at him and becomes a cold hearted killer. But in time he comes to commit the greatest heresy decreed by lord Jashin: falling in love. Dark Naruto, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,926 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Who am I, I am by maverick9871 reviews
Kakashi refuses to train Naruto in favor of Sasuke during the one month break but Naruto had enough. Angry enough to make a deal with the devil, another offers Naruto a choice and a chance at redemption. Now see how Naruto legend grows with this change NX
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Manhunter by MechaUltimaZero reviews
Response to Dirty Ried's Manhunter Challenge. At the age of seven, Naruto is taken into the care of Doctor Hannibal Lecter. What changes will occur? Only time will tell. Rated for language, violence, adult themes, and cannibalism. Naruto/fem.Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Caster by Kuldain reviews
Gene Starwind accepts a simple mission from a new client and has to protect a castersmith named Naruto. But when it comes to Naruto, nothing is that simple... Naruto/Outlaw Star xover Naru/Aisha
Crossover - Outlaw Star & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Aisha C., Naruto U.
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Still thinking of one by Fourths' son reviews
Semi-dark fic. My 2nd one. Naruto's already got mental issues, when Kurenai takes advantage of him, it pushes him off the deep end. Includes a lot of dark themes. Lime, mentions of rape, etc. Funny as hell I'm told.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,107 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Fighting for a dream, fighting for a purpose by Zaara the black reviews
After Haku's Death Kyubi Makes Naruto an offer he can't refuse. Now going back he well change fate. Man if only he know the half of it. NarufemHaku may change to naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
A sad life deserves more by Zendura reviews
Haku finds a broken Naruto And together they just might be able to find happiness! But how long can good times last? What's this about Hinata and an invasion? NaruFutaHakuHina AnkoOC ShikaKinTay Expect Twists, Turns, and Lemony Goodness Aplenty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,193 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
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Q reviews
Naruto is confused, he never knew the answers to the questions he really wanted, so he turned to his own body to sate his knowledge, he would know his entire body from the teacher of the knife. But will a young hyuuga heiress let him do this his own
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,174 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Death Dog reviews
Naruto is a soul that has been dead for nearly 4000 years. He has grown in hell to a force to raze the DC Universe to the ground, that is if he can get a certain sorceress off his mind.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,978 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Raven
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
The Path of the Kaze reviews
The wind is an odd thing, it can change by the strongest of Forces, or the gentlest of proddings." Naruto is taken away from Konoha at a young age by a unusual circumsatnce. Watch as his new path is forged on death and pain. NarutoxHinata Hiatus temporary
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.