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Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, World Ends With You, and Kingdom Hearts.

Story Status:

Autophagia: Chapter 4: Finished. Chapter 5: Not Started

Ghost of You: Erm...

One Week With Joshua Kiryu: Paused

The Art of Falling Up: Paused

Everybody's Got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial: Currently working on Part 2 (it's just taking forever)


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OTP: Kingdom Hearts/TWEWY

AkuRoku

JoshNeku

OT3: Kingdom Hearts/TWEWY

AkuSoRoku

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Name: Aza (Akki)

Age: 13

Likes: Video Games, Sugar, Rain, Singing, Drawing, Writing, Reading

Dislikes: Sunshine, Math, Homework, Yellow

Q.U.O.T.E.S:

Dan Cook:

'I say fuck shoes! Your shoes do not represent you! Neither here, nor in a court of law!'

'It would be great when you enter the DMV, someones just hiding there comes out and punches you in the face... argh well waiting in line ain't so bad after the punch in the face.'

'"Dude, I hear a car!" And I said, "Uh... Yea, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop."'

'Do not float above me while I'm dying in the abyss!'

'I did try to help this man. As the car was coming towards him, I reached out and I said "EEUUUUUHH!" "EEUUUUUUHH," that's all I could think of to say. There are so many things now in retrospect that I would have loved to have been, like "YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!" I did not have time to say, "You're about to get struck by a vehicle." So I went with "EEUUUUHH," which is like a concerned moan.'

'Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy. I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy. I'm fine. I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.'

Brain Regan:

'I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?''

Christopher Titus:

'According to the Los Angeles Times, 63 of families in America are now considered dysfunctional. That means that I'm in the majority. It's the people with the mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence, those people are the freaks!'

'The normal make a living, the deranged make history'

'Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.'

'A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly held belief.'

'It should be a law. Everybody should legally own a gun. In fact, if you're caught outside your house without your gun, you get a ticket. And you get shot in the leg. Just to prove my point.'

'Without her it would still be legal in this state to kill a man with a cappuccino machine.'

'You wanna tell me why my car is parked at such an odd angle on the porch across the street?'

'The only way to tell my Dad something is to write it on a note, and tie it to a brick, and throw it through a window. Of course, now Dad's armed with a brick.'

'"I don't think you should hit that bee hive!" "Don't worry, the bee hive is nature's pinata! Olay!"'

'For 15 years, I have chosen not to drink. Because I'm not good at it. I know it. Erin knows it. The fire department that had to put me out knows it.'

'"What does it say on the back of that jacket?" "It says Titus High Performance." "Are you Titus? Are you Performance? Are you high?"'

Website(s) with some helpful information:

http://www.homepages.dsu.edu/jankej/writing/tips.htm

My Beliefs:

Gay Rights-

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

Women's Rights-

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~Lynn Hecht Schafren

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes." ~Clare Boothe Luce

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Want by his last walk reviews
All Roxas wanted was to be normal, go to high school, and get away from his prestigious modeling life. What he didn't expect was a particular hormonal redhead to make things a little, well, complicated. Boylove! AkuRoku main.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,013 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Two Weeks of Stupidity by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
Eri needs a new model for her designs so Shiki asks Neku to help her. Neku says no but Lady Luck hates him. Beat hears their argument. This lands Neku into a stupid bet with Beat of modeling for Eri for two weeks for a hundred and fifty bucks. Joshua/Neku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Take it Straight to the Heart by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
The first time I met her she told me to go away- as impolitely as possible. The second time, she laughed. Maka Albarn is the most interesting person I've met. Too bad that, in this life, nothing interesting is safe. SoulxMaka AU
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,498 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Caricature by Katraa reviews
After having lost a bet with Mr. Hanekoma, Joshua is forced to seek assistance from his ex-proxy. Cross-dressing was not what Neku had excepted as Joshua's punishment. Could this get any odder? .JoshuaNeku. .Multichap.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Zilleniose reviews
AU – In a world where the RG and UG have always been one, and Reapers feed off the Soul of humans, Neku stumbles upon a supposedly safe Shibuya and the silver-haired Lord who protects it. But are things always so black and white…? Joshua x Neku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,641 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
Tanabata by Prince-Vermin reviews
One year after the Game, the Tanabata festival rolls around. Neku's still trapped in the past. Joshua/Neku. Character death and lemon.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Beyond Our Sight by Ryukansen reviews
He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,200 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Like the Rain by Lindoreda reviews
I've always hated the rain. I should've hated him too. The closer he got to me, the more of a risk he presented. What if he found out about me? Somehow, I couldn't bring myself to care. Zemyx, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,916 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Apex by Laimielle reviews
Hikaru's promise was destined to be broken the moment it left his lips.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Inequalities by ItsRagtime reviews
Math class is interesting this year...
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sho M. - Complete
Mysterious Feelings And Passionate Music by Entoxica reviews
Zexion and Neku have enjoyed a good comradery for quite a while, but one passionate night leaves them both in a position where decisions must be made, but which one will it be? Zekuneku
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Zexion, Neku S.
Documentary by FragilePuzzle reviews
Roger gets Matt a camcorder for Christmas, and he and Mello decide to document their lives at Wammy's house. A year after the first of the tapes are made, L gets his hands on them and realizes that things at Wammy's are not as that they seem. Eventual MMN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,834 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Secret Place by kygirl101 reviews
The one day Hikaru is sick in preschool, Kaoru builds a fort and inites Kyouya inside, away from the monsters. Done for 100 fairytales on LJ, prompt #018-the bridge to the other world. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Scales and Arpeggios by Night Rain Illusion reviews
When we move on to greater adventures, what becomes of those we are leaving behind us? Features little!Joshua
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tactful by Katraa reviews
On Neku's sixteenth birthday, Sanae Hanekoma hosts a birthday party for the teenager. All goes well until an unexpected guest arrives with a card, rose, and heated touches. .joshuaneku.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Long Time No See, Partner by passthebutter reviews
Or: The Four Times Neku Sakuraba Ran . Joshua/Neku.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Memento Mori, Memento Vivere by Ruemaja reviews
The World Ends With You JoshuaxNeku with spoilers. The angels were baffled, to say the least. They wondered why the Composer would impose such a thing on Himself.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Officially by lhbaghead reviews
It was at that first party where Roxas found out his best friend was a really good kisser. And, oh- that they had actually been dating for the last two years. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
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Regret reviews
AU sort of :: JoshNeku :: He was told he was crazy, seeing hallucinations of that man every day, every minute. And maybe the only thing keeping him feeling normal, was the brunet who came to visit him everyday. ::char. death. mild violence. light yaoi.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Everybody's Got a Drug Dealer On Speed Dial reviews
Why do you hate me?" Joshua asked, genuinely curious. "You want the whole list or the top ten?" :: JoshNeku, Better than summary makes it sound, AU, Twoshot, M for a reason.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua
Autophagia reviews
AkuRoku-Axel left;I started having issues.Enough to land me in the mental ward of a hospital, and award me the fear of most everyone.Not that I mind, who needs friends when you're crazy? The doctors think differently, so I'm stuck with this redheaded ass
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Missing reviews
Roxas ponders nobodies, Axel in particular. AkuRoku if you want it to be.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Art of Falling Up reviews
AkuRoku: Roxas hates his life. His parents have split up, his new school sucks, and his new house is something out of a horror movie. His world is falling apart; can a certain redhead turn it around, or is Roxas going to continue to fall?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Crimson and Clover reviews
AkuRoku: Inspired by 'Crimson and Clover' by Jimmy Eat World. Axel and Roxas' relationship from friends to lovers. Implied sex, fluffy moments. -Oneshot-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crashed reviews
AkuRoku- It was his fault the boy would never smile again, would never laugh again, would never see the sun or the moon again. If he had just stayed sober, the blonde would still be alive. But he hadn't, and it cost the boy his life. Warning- Char. Death
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Smile reviews
AkuRoku drabble. Axel's always loved Roxas' smile.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Wishful Thinking reviews
RikuRoku, rated M for safety, coz of 'explicit content' not that graphic though. Implied AkuRoku and SoRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
One Week With Joshua Kiryu reviews
Joshua shows up at Neku's house to tell him something, though after telling him, he doesn't want to leave his proxy quite yet. JoshuaxNeku. Rated T for Language & Slight blood. Better than the summary makes it sound.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
Ghost Of You reviews
Italy isn't as weak as everyone thought and after completing a certain task, he proves to the world just that. But can he live with the aftermath of what he's done? YAOI BOYxBOY! Don't like, don't read! Pairing: GermanyxItaly Could possibly become rated M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Servant of Evil reviews
NekuxOC Twincest Songfic to 'Servant of Evil' by Len Kagamine. It's not the happiest story, so don't read if you're easily depressed. Rated T for death and depressive moments.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Neku S. - Complete