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Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, World Ends With You, and Kingdom Hearts.
Autophagia: Chapter 4: Finished. Chapter 5: Not Started
Ghost of You: Erm...
One Week With Joshua Kiryu: Paused
The Art of Falling Up: Paused
Everybody's Got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial: Currently working on Part 2 (it's just taking forever)
OTP: Kingdom Hearts/TWEWY
OT3: Kingdom Hearts/TWEWY
Name: Aza (Akki)
Likes: Video Games, Sugar, Rain, Singing, Drawing, Writing, Reading
Dislikes: Sunshine, Math, Homework, Yellow
'I say fuck shoes! Your shoes do not represent you! Neither here, nor in a court of law!'
'It would be great when you enter the DMV, someones just hiding there comes out and punches you in the face... argh well waiting in line ain't so bad after the punch in the face.'
'"Dude, I hear a car!" And I said, "Uh... Yea, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop."'
'Do not float above me while I'm dying in the abyss!'
'I did try to help this man. As the car was coming towards him, I reached out and I said "EEUUUUUHH!" "EEUUUUUUHH," that's all I could think of to say. There are so many things now in retrospect that I would have loved to have been, like "YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!" I did not have time to say, "You're about to get struck by a vehicle." So I went with "EEUUUUHH," which is like a concerned moan.'
'Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy. I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy. I'm fine. I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.'
'I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?''
'According to the Los Angeles Times, 63 of families in America are now considered dysfunctional. That means that I'm in the majority. It's the people with the mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence, those people are the freaks!'
'The normal make a living, the deranged make history'
'Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.'
'A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly held belief.'
'It should be a law. Everybody should legally own a gun. In fact, if you're caught outside your house without your gun, you get a ticket. And you get shot in the leg. Just to prove my point.'
'Without her it would still be legal in this state to kill a man with a cappuccino machine.'
'You wanna tell me why my car is parked at such an odd angle on the porch across the street?'
'The only way to tell my Dad something is to write it on a note, and tie it to a brick, and throw it through a window. Of course, now Dad's armed with a brick.'
'"I don't think you should hit that bee hive!" "Don't worry, the bee hive is nature's pinata! Olay!"'
'For 15 years, I have chosen not to drink. Because I'm not good at it. I know it. Erin knows it. The fire department that had to put me out knows it.'
'"What does it say on the back of that jacket?" "It says Titus High Performance." "Are you Titus? Are you Performance? Are you high?"'
Website(s) with some helpful information:
Gay Rights-Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~Lynn Hecht Schafren
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes." ~Clare Boothe Luce
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