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Joined 06-22-09, id: 1979436, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Prince of Tennis, Zoids, and Kingdom Hearts.

Note from Kuma: haha i was bored and i came and spamed my friends page >=) i just came and made a bunch of comments. What i say will always be in bold.

Where I live: Animestan (it's a country in the middle east made entirely of anime, also known as Miyazakistan) - courtesy of NPR

Age: Same age as Kuma the Wolf Alchemist, aka Tristan Marui, and I'm the same age as Joey Yanagi. Basically: 567,254 years old. I know a lot more than you.

Kuma: Or old enough to be your mom

I play: a ton of instruments. I actually happen to name them...

If you must ask: no, I don't want any pizza. I'd rather have Tacos

Well, all I can actually say about me is:

I've got an addiction to Wintergreen TicTacs (if you want to cheer me up, or bribe me, use those)

Kuma: You won't find her selling drugs on the streets, you'll find her hustling tictacs

And I will get a Snow Blue Lamborghini Murcielago someday. It's my dream.

I am car obsessed.

I love: (Prince of Tennis) Keigo Atobe, Ryoma Echizen, Oshitari Yuushi, Syusuke Fuji, Eiji Kikumaru, Bunta Marui, Kiosume Sengoku, Choutarou Ootori, (Pandora Hearts) Oz Bezarius/ Vessalius, Gilbert Nightray, (Fushigi Yuugi) Tamahome, Nuriko, Tasuki, (Fullmetal Alchemist) Edward Elric, Havoc runs a close second, (Shugo Chara) Ikuto Tsukiyomi, (Rouroni Kenshin) Kenshin, and about twenty bazillion more guys, I just don't have time to name them all! (And these aren't in order of how much I love them.)

And yes, my real name is Mochi.

If you say anything bad or mean about Keigo-kun, you will die.

Kuma: I guess i must have died at least 50 thousand times already XD YAYZ

Also, I sat in a 1970 Maserati Ghibli with a Ghia body this summer. One of 428 or something like that made. According to Kuma the Wolf Alchemist, "Sitting in a rare car is like seeing a rare Pokemon."

At a sleepover at a friends house:

Mochi: Hey, Kuma guess what?

Kuma: half asleep what?

Mochi: In a few hours the sun will rise!

Kuma:...shut, up and go to sleep

Update: 6/11/10

Well, for those of you who have been wondering, the next chapter of HCIHYPN is coming out soon! By soon, I mean, within the next month! But I have even better news! Due to the great reviews on RikkaiDai Goes to Walmart, I will be releasing another one-shot! This time involving Hyotei! =D *Evil grin* Expect this by the end of next week, I'm hoping I can get it on here today. But I'm debating whether to make this a two-shot or not. So far it's 3,452 words. And it's not even done yet. I just got to the climax. So yeah...I'm not sure how many of you readers want to read a 5,000 word one-shot. Becase I'm pretty sure that's how long it's going to end up being. o_O

That's a lot of words. But now, since I'm out of school and done with exams, I have a lot of time on my hands to work on this.

Oh, and by the way, how many of you like the Brave Little Toaster movie?

Hahah. Yes, it does have something to do with this.

Another Update: 6/11/10, about 10 hours after the original

So, I put up the first version of Hyotei Goes to the Junkyard. My younger sister was displeased with the original, so I've been urged to create a second version. So that's exactly what I'm doing. Yes, I'm making a second one. I never even considered making a second. I figured I'd make one and be done with it, then I could relax and wait for Kuma's part of HCIHYPN to come in. But no, I'm redoing the last half of Hyotei Goes to the Junkyard, namely the last hour of their adventure, after know what? I won't spoil it. And I think I might change the ending a little, too. Haha no more Shishido with coconuts.

Read it if you want to find out what the hell I'm talking about. And by the way, the original ended up being over 5,000 words. Suck that other one-shots!

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Resonance by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
My eye's widened, "Ed?" the boy stopped and stared at me in shock before slamming his locker and running away. What type of mess is this? semi-AU Ed/OC, T to be safe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,348 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Edward E.
My Kouhai, Your Kouhai by coffeelatte reviews
In what twisted world were teenagers allowed to traipse around, adding a '-sama' to the end of some silly boy's name? In what twisted, cruel reality did a self-pompous bastard call himself Ore-sama and get away with it-? Apparently, Ayaka noted, torn between dry humor and biting irritation, the very same world she existed in. AtobeOC.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Atobe K.
Prince of Ponta by Frog-kun reviews
In an effort to win a year's supply of Ponta, Ryoma signs up for a mixed doubles competition. RyomaxPonta, with a hint of RyoSaku.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,881 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
Long Winding Road by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
Updated: Chapters 10&11. She had made the choice to go back. It took her two years to find him but many things have changed. Now she must find a new purpose in Amestris. She'll protect and heal the ones around her but will she ever be with him again? Ed/OC & Al/OC after FMA:BH; sequel to Not a Normal Girl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Modeled Bangs by Hyperactiveice reviews
Roxas is trying to get the job of a showcase stripper/dancer at a well known Gay-Friendly "Bar"/Night club. Only thing is, he may have a couple trials to dodge. Akuroku eventually. Language, Crude Humor, Gayness, strippers, drinking, sex for money, etc.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,473 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Nothing's Shadow by Vergessene89 reviews
"Why don't you love me?" I whispered pathetically, humiliated at the tears that stained my cheeks. If I could just get this one answer, it would be enough. I could let go once and for all. "Because you're not good enough." M for mature themes.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
The Gossip Game by Feyren reviews
Kirihara Akaya: reporter and ace paparazzo. His talents: going undercover, blending perfectly and getting the best, scandalous photos. His task: pretending to be gay, pretending to date Yukimura, pretending he's not homophobic, and trying not to die.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,378 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kirihara A., Yukimura S.
The House in the Forest by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
1 haunted house, 2 girls, 4 FMA characters. What horrors will ensue in the house and will they be able to crack the code and free themselves? Currently no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Not a Normal Girl by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
Reality and Fantasy suddenly switch places with one girl caught in between. Will she get back to Reality or will Fantasy kill her before she can. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,952 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Grand Pianos are not Symmetrical by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
One is hopelessly in love and tries not to show it while the other is annoyed by his presence and his OCD-ness. How will this work out? Soul/OC & Kid/OC
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
The Magi Man by socrazyimsane reviews
Namine and her friends go to a fair, the Fair of Freaks! There they meet the young Magi Man, who seems to know everything and can really use magic! He also seems to like her and when he needs her help to stay free from the Fair what will she do?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naminé, Zexion
A Penny Out of Pocket by BeeCityz reviews
Inspired by an episode of Law and Order ? where a girl was selling her virginity online. AkuRoku, lemon, fluff, and a National Treasure reference. ;D Save yourself the trouble of flaming if you don't like it and leave me alone.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Passionate by Riasha reviews
Fuji and Echizen’s second match goes almost exactly how the first one did; ending in lots of pent up frustration. So when they are the last ones in the locker room with all of these unfulfilled emotions, how will they handle the outcome? Thrill Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,862 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
All American Roadtrip by MidnightBlueDragon reviews
Atobe drags the team off to the United States to visit every famous, semi-famous, and not really famous city. Enough said. Japan's had enough, time to drive America crazy.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Atobe K.
Murphy's Law by SilverCyanide reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. That was Murphy's law. Nobody ever believed it - at least, not until it started applying itself to their lives. Rikkai-centric. Angst, self injury, eating disorders, child abuse, character deaths, various pairs.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Yukimura S., Niou M.
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do at Rikkaidai by Yorozuya Gin-san reviews
Rikkai Version of Apple Snapple's 50 Things. Number Twenty-One: I will not say Inui Sadaharu's more superior than Yanagi Renji. CRACK.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,115 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008
Musician by Feyren reviews
Akaya performs at a concert at Juilliard, and is blissfully unaware that four months is not enough time to master the bassoon.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kirihara A., Rikkaidai - Complete
Every Day is a Holiday by SilverCyanide reviews
Assorted fics celebrating almost every single random daily, weekly, and monthly holiday. From January first to December thirty-first - with such entries as Festival of Sleep Day, Hug an Asian Day, and Wear Something Gaudy Day - this fic is COMPLETE!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 400 - Words: 206,133 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Around the World in 100 Days by MidnightBlueDragon reviews
Mukahi owes the money a lot of money. So what does he do? He grabs his buddy Yuushi and goes on a trip across the world! The only problem is Shishido is hot on his trail!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mukahi G., Shishido R.
To Try by Feyren reviews
People say things only improve. They're liars. They're all liars. Because my life, my teammates' lives, are all falling apart. And I, Kirihara Akaya, am caught in between.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,770 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kirihara A. - Complete
Gender Bender by Urchin Power reviews
AU Comedy. When Fuji Yuuta transfers to a boarding school to be closer to the girl he likes, twin brother Fuji Syusuke tries to follow. Unfortunately there are no more boy dorms available... which can mean only one thing.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,711 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Fuji S. - Complete
The Thin Line Between BestFriends And GirlFriends by Janna18 reviews
How he feels about his best friend turned girl friend. Mindless Fuji X OC romance to read when hopelessly crazy. Read and enjoy. One shot. Complete.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Fuji S. - Complete
The Great Kouhai Exchange by Judge Claude Frollo reviews
In which there is a clever 'kouhai trade-off' and now everyone is going mad. Of course, there will always be tennis and friendship. COMPLETE!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
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Better in Black reviews
He works for the CIA, and he's not ready for his next mission. AkuRoku...Riku? Rated M for language, blood and violence, weapons, and shounen-ai/yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Hyotei Goes to the Junkyard
Some place no rich person ever wants to see: A junkyard. Especially when Gakuto's running the show, and Atobe's hallucinating. Please R&R! One-shot Crack.
Crossover - Zoids & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Shishido R. - Complete
Hey, can I have Your Phone Number reviews
Mochi Tezuka and Kuma Echizen have skills grand enough to place them on the Seigaku Regulars team. They will find chaos while playing with the boys. Contains character death. Cowritten alongside Kuma the wolf alchemist.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Atobe K., Shishido R.
Rikkai Dai Goes to WalMart reviews
Yukimura decides it's time to fulfill some wishes ignoring poor Sanada , and everyone's favorite tennis team heads to everyone's favorite store! Please R&R! Crack.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sanada G. - Complete