Age 32

Least favourite number 33

refuse to tell you people where I live

Dabi is Toya, Dabi is Toya, Dabi is Toya, I love being proven right about my fan theories. DABI IS TOYA I KNEW IT DABI IS TOYA

WHY DO SOME OTHER MY HERO ACADEMIA FANS THINK RESCUE HERO THIRTEEN IS A MAN AND NOT A WOMAN? IT CLEARLY STATES ON MY HERO ACADEMIA WIKIA FANDOM PAGE ABOUT SAID HERO IS A FEMALE NOT A MALE

Bleach

"When one is dominated by 'life', one is flesh. When one is dominated by 'death', one becomes bones." - Hichigo Shirosaki

"Ichigo, what's the difference between a king and his horse? And I don't mean kiddy shit like 'One's a person and one's an animal' or 'One has two legs and one has four.' If their form, ability and power were exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the king and controls the battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king?!" - Hichigo Shirosaki

"I'd prefer that we weren't connected at all but it would be awkward if he were to die. So I'll kill you instead!" - Hichigo Shirosaki

"Why do your drawings abnormally suck?" - Ichigo Kurosaki

"You said miracles only happen once. So what are they the second time?" - Ichigo Kurosaki

"I think it's a cute little circle, Renji." - Ichigo Kurosaki

"No, I'm sane. It's the world that has gone crazy!" - Kariya

"Shut your big fat mouth." - Senna

"As you pass into the next life feel honoured that you perished by my bankai." - Byakuya Kuchiki

"I just hope this Ichigo doesn't get used to calling me by my first name. I find his lack of respect...disturbing." -Byakuya Kuchiki

"That wasn't very nice. Ichigo Kurosaki, I believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara

"It's your own damn fault for falling asleep in the middle of the street!" - Renji Abarai

"You think you can beat me? Come back in 2,000 years!" -Renji Abarai

You say Edward, I say Atem

You say Bella, I say Yugi

You say Jacob, I say Seto

You say Rosalie, I say Mai

You say Alice, I say Mana

You say Emmett, I say Joey

You say Jasper, I say Bakura

You say Volturi, I say Marik's Evil Council Of Doom

You Say Hannah Montana I Say Avril Lavigne

You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Skillet

You Say One Direction I Say Evanescence

You Say Zac Efron I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron

You say Justin Bieber, I would have knocked you out

“If I were rain, that joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, could I join two hearts as well?” Tite Kubo

“In the midst of love, within my gaze, in everything, I can’t see but one thing, no shade of tree, no blade of grass, only a vision of you” Emperor Fushimi

Tadashi's dead or is he?

Its official there's going to be a sequel to Big Hero 6 and it's revealed TADASHI'S ALIVE in it

Nanao Ise and Shunsui Kyōraku are related to each other so really people who claim otherwise have something seriously wrong with them

Tell me, Ichigo. What is the difference between a King and the Horse he rides?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I don't expect a Substitute Soul Reaper like you to understand.-Toshiro Hitsugaya

Remember when you said that if i answered all your questions that you'd do whatever I asked you to?- Senna

Ichigo, what a complete amateur you are!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

That wasn't even the one i ordered! I asked for Chappy the Rabbit!!- Rukia Kuchiki

You must always be courtious when you're a freeloader.- Kon

Yo. You rang?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I am...a zanpakuto.- Muramasa

Instinct...- Ichigo Kurosaki

Ah, this reminds me of the story of a red-nosed Soul Reaper that lit the way on a foggy Christmas Eve night.-Ichigo Kurosaki

My boobs almost suffocated!!- Rangiku Matsumoto

I swore that I would protect her and I swore it on my soul!!- Ichigo Kurosaki

It's not Toshiro. It's Captain Hitsugaya, alright?- Toshiro Hitsugaya

Yaay, Kenny!!- Yachiru Kusajishi

Come back and fight me, Ichigo!- Kenpachi Zaraki

Let me out! I can kick both their asses!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I will stand in heaven.- Sosuke Aizen

Now what I wanna know is who the shit are you?!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I hate those goddamn eyes!!- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Fight me Ichigo! Let's have a classic fight to the death!- Kenpachi Zaraki

I have no mercy for lowly worms!!- Arturo Plateado

Wat's your rewationship with Itsygo?- Nel

I AM ZANGETSU!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU'RE CELEBRATING!!-Rangiku Matsumoto

I AM THE SEXTA!!-Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

I have known about you...since you were born.- Sosuke Aizen

If I ever find the slightest weakness, the smallest opening, I'm going to knock you down and crush your skull like an egg!!-Hichigo Shirosaki

You're one creepy kid.-Gin Ichimaru

Could it be that, somewhere in your heart, you've already given up?- Gin Ichimaru

Hey, it's been a long time, eh King?-Hichigo Shirosaki

What you want to protect isn't what I want to protect...-Tensa Zangetsu

You shouldn't know a thing about your family...-

So their memories will return to normal...if I kill Tsukishira?-Ichigo Kurosaki

W.i.t.c.h.

"All great artists are destined to be misunderstood." - Taranee

What DOTD really means:

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Put this in your page if you support dragons.

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If you've ever wished that dragons existed in our time, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy

HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

"Once you earn his loyalty, there is nothing a dragon won't do for you." - Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon 2

Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work

HTTYD fans: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

Normal people: don't REALLY care when the second movie is released.

HTTYD fans: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

Normal people: will give whatever they can to people as gifts

HTTYD fans: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

Normal people: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.

HTTYD fans: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

Normal people: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"

HTTYD fans: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

Normal people: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"

HTTYD fans: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

Normal people: will 'keep calm and carry on'

HTTYD fans: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2'

Normal people: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle

HTTYD fans: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something

HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

Normal people: wisest quote - 'learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to note stop questioning' - Albert Einstein

HTTYD fans: 'if you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

Normal people: will ignore this

HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese, Saphirabrightscale, SkyjumperCloudskipper, KyarTheHuntress Bleach25fan

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If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

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Sadistic Seme

Most compatible with dramatic uke

Least compatible with everyone else

The link to the quiz is below

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Enough with the sterotypes. It's damn annoying

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's reincarnation or one of his lecherous descendants. Then hit them anyway.

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Big Hero 6 fan.

If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support inuyashaXkagome copy and place this onto your profile

Saw this on a profile and had to steal it...hope the OP doesn't mind my thieving ways!

I'm Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916/

Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843

Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916

Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901

Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988

You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead.

You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal.

You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too.

You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon.

Kagome: Do I ever cross your mind?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Do you like me?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Do you want me?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Would you cry if I left?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Would you live for me?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Would you do anything for me?

Inuyasha: No

Kagome: Choose--me or your life

Inuyasha: My life

Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The most bizarre group of people ever to try to save the world:

Kagome- reincarnation of a dead person (who's still alive!!)

Shippo- child fox demon (what's with the hairbow?)

Sango- demon slayer (then why does she travel with demons?)

Miroku-a lecherous monk (so much for that vow of chastity!)

Kirara-demon cat (yet pet to a demon slayer?)

Myouga- demon flea (he's so cowardly . . . does he even count?)

Inuyasha- half dog-demon (who's in love with . . . a dead person!?)

What's wrong with these people!?

When you know you're totally and utterly obsessed with Inuyasha

1. You get a tattoo of a spider on your back

2. You get tattoos on your face like Sesshomaru

3. You transplant doggy ears on your head

4. You grow your hair really long and dye it white.

5. You grow your hair really long and dye it black

6. You sign up for archery lessons

7. You get your nails done and go around slashing at people yelling CLAWS OF STEEL!

8. You force your sister to bleach her hair white

9. You force your other sister to wear red contacts and carry a fan around

10. You buy a giant boomerang

11. Your laugh sounds like this: "kukuku..."

12. You despise everyone around you for being human

13. You carry a pelt around your shoulder nd tell everyone it's a tail

14. You really really really want to train and grow up to be a monk or a priestess but your parents won’t let you

15. You carry jingling staff around town touching women

16. You like guys with pointy ears and long hair

17. You like girls in school girl uniforms

18. You wear nothing but kimonos

19. You carry around a hair spray n spray it in other people's faces yelling POISON WHIP!

20. You look up your ancestral history to see whose reincarnation you are

21. You jump in to every well you see and get yelled at by the police

22. You buy a fox pet and name it shippo

23. You buy a cat pet n draw all over its body to make it look like Kirara

24. You name your children after the characters

25. You move to japan

26. You buy a fake shikon jewel and carry it around your neck, chanting

27. When you die you want to be cremated, just like Kikyo

28. You make your boyfriend get gold contacts and dye it white n buy him fake ears

29. You make your girlfriend short green skirts and green white n red top

30. Your nickname for your lover is fluffy

31. You shout SIT many times when you get mad

32. You miss all your exams

33. You know all there is to know about sengoku jidai. you're an expert

34. You have a phobia of the new moon

35. You clutch your chest and fall over constantly

36. You eat instant ramen and udon every single day

37. You call yourself Lord of the Western Lands. That's how you head school papers.

38. You are afraid to look directly in a mirror because it'll steal your soul

39. You try to find where Kagome's shrine home is

40. Call your brother Sota even though it's not his name

41. You love fans. you always have one with you and if you see someone you don't like you wave it in front of them and say DANCE OF THE DEAD!

42. You have your tailor make a taijiya outfit for you

43. An ambulance has to come and help you out of a well because a 'demon pulled you in'

44. You put on all red and run into a burning building, thinking that your 'Fire Rat Kimono' will stop you from burning up.

45. You make a list of reasons why InuYasha shoud choose Kagome over Kikyou

46. You try to do numerous stunts while wearing a short green skirt, thinking that it won’t ever fly up.

47. You run into the woods and look around for anyone pinned to a tree with an arrow.

48. You get into trouble after pulling out your dog's tooth so you could 'give it to Totosai so he could make another Tetsusaiga'

49. You carry around a fluffy white boa

50. When your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is found kissing someone else you insist that it's only because you're only their reincarnation.

51. You get sent to the hospital when you were attacked by a stray dog when you tried to feel it's ears.

52. You put a rosary around someone that is bugging you, you tell them to sit and then get mad when they don't fall face-first onto the ground.

53. You grow out your nails, sharpen them, and then when someone pisses you off you just say 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!'

54. When it's storming out you scream that the Thunder Brothers are back and we have to save all the foxes!

55. You buy purple eye shadow and insist that it's the same kind Naraku wears.

56u. When someone brings an oriental fan to school you destroy it and when you get in trouble you say that Kagura was going to kill everyone

Favorite Inuyasha quotes from the episodes stories and movies

"Don't faint on me, you stupid girl." Inuyasha

"This is the strangest box I've ever seen." Inuyasha

"Do I look like a blood bank?" Kagome

"Great spirit of the sky, stop the snow from falling." Grandpa Higurashi

"I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company." Miroku

"Do you want him to look?" Sango

Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): I'm alive, so stop blubbering.

Kagome: (crying) I'm not blubbering.

Inuyasha: Okay then, crying.

Kagome: I am not.

Inuyasha: Are so.

Kagome: Am not.

Inuyasha: Are.

Kagome: Not.

Inuyasha: Are so.

Kagome: Shut up and sit. (Inuyasha slams into the ground)

Shippo: Now, he's dead. -Inuyasha

Miroku: (about to attack)Yaaaaaah--ugggh!! (startled) Who are you?

Little Boy (I think he was sleepwalking. Or just really tired.): Wee wee.

Miroku: No! Not here!

Little Boy: Got to go.

Miroku: (frantically) Just wait! This isn't the toilet!- Inuyasha

[to Sesshoumaru after he steals the Tetsuaiga]

Inuyasha: Blah, blah, blah. A guy gets his hands on a new sword, and already he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach it to the world!Inuyasha: What am I? Your terrier now? Wanna know if I can pick up the scent or if I can hear anything with my doggie ears?? Damn it, you guys piss me off! All of you!

Sango: (she and Kagome are in a hotspring) Kagome, I know the Monk will probably try something, but do you think Inuyasha would?

Kagome: No way. He's too much of a cold fish.

Sango: Do you want him to?- Inuyasha

"Would you bear my children?"- Just guess..., Inuyasha

"I need you with me Kagome. Haven't you realized that yet?"-Inuyasha, Inuyasha

Inuyasha (Kagome leans on Inuyasha's shoulder): Uhh, isn't this a little close, Kagome?

Kagome: Deal with it, she's creeping me out. It's almost like she could spring to life any minute now.

Inuyasha: That was your motivation?

Kagome: What else would it be? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter and concentrate on what we're supposed to be doing!

Inuyasha: Gutter? As if. You were the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!- Inuyasha

Oh wow, he proposed to her!" Kagome

"...He poses a what?" Inuyasha

"How come you and Kagome seem to care so much about each other; but you never bathe together?" - Shippo

"Remind me to tell you when you're older..." - Inuyasha

"That means you haven't gotten very far with her, have you?" - Shippo

"Uhhh..." - Inuyasha

Myoga: "Witness, the souls have come to bid you a final farewell before crossing over."

Inuyasha: "Huh?!" *Runs to Kagome* "No! Don't leave me!

Sota: Who said 'I love you' first? You or Kagome?

Inuyasha: Huh?!

Sota: You are boyfriend and girlfriend, right?

Inuyasha: *stutters*

Sota: Aren't you? If you weren't, you wouldn't spend so much time together!

Inuyasha: Uh...

Sota: So, who said it first? Don't tell me neither of you has said ANYTHING!

Inuyasha: Um...

"I am Kagome, I'm not anyone else!" Kagome

Kagome taught me how to smile, how to believe in people! Kagome was the reason I could make friends and rely on those friends! To shed tears for others, to understand true strength, and kindness…They’re all things I learned from Kagome! Kagome was born to meet me! And I was born for her Inuyasha

"I'm in a class of my own!" Inuyasha

"Can we loose some of the violence?!" Inuyasha

"Let me give you a piece of advice now that I have your attention. If you're gonna kill someone make sure you do it right the first time, because if you only maim them with the first attack they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it." Inuyasha

"I noticed Inuyasha has changed. His face had a certain softness. Long ago his eyes were much colder and he thought he could afford to place his trust in no one." Kikyo

"Kagome is a strange child. Little by little she has been able to heal the wounds of his heart." Kaede

Miroku: I know you're hungry for revenge, but you must be patient.

Sango: I see.

Miroku: Please believe me, I understand how you feel.

Sango: Thank you, but is it necessary to keep stroking my legs while you talk?

Sango: That demon has to be exterminated I have a reputation to uphold. I'll take care of the Water God by myself

Inuyasha: You're still recovering. Stop trying to act so tough, show-off. I bet you can't even lift that heavy weapon over your head yet.

Sango: Is that a challenge?

Inuyasha: Bring it on anytime!

Shippo: Just apologize, even if you don't mean it. Inuyasha can be really childish sometimes.

Inuyasha: So, I guess we move on and let them dunk the kid?

Miroku: You are beautiful, yet so small. It would be a first for me, but I'd be willing to give it a try.

Sango: Give what a try?

Miroku: Um, nothing. (mutters) Resist all temptation.

Miroku: She's swallowed too much water. I'll have to breathe life into her.

Miroku: My intentions were honorable.

Sango: Right

Miroku: Listen to me, Inuyasha! I am not rushing to my death. My decision whether or not to drink this medicine will determine how I live. I will fight to survive, and protect Sango!

Inuyasha: I ain't drunk! Why are there three of you now?

Kagome: Right, yeah yeah.

Kagome: We're lucky that this sage is kind to girls.

Miroku: He must be a good person at heart.

Shippo: Isn't he just a perverted old man?

Master of Potions: (about Hiraikotsu) I'll fix it.

Inuyasha: Hey, why did you suddenly change your mind?

Master of Potions: I thought it belonged to you.

Bone Demon: I see. An exquisite bone.

Sango: It's trying to eat Hiraikotsu

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, you and I are destined to fight one another until we die. Remember that.

Inuyasha: H hey!

Rin: You're still alive, Master Jaken?

Jaken: Did you want me to die!

(Myoga hops up and down on Kagome's shoulder)

Miroku: Master Myoga, didn't you go with Inuyasha?

Shippo: He ditched him.

Kohaku: Master Jaken, your explanation makes perfect sense.

Rin: But if Lord Sesshomaru heard that, he would knock you cold.

Sesshomaru: Silence, Jaken.

Jaken: Oh, me? I didn't say a word ...

Rin: Why do you always lie like that?

Totosai: Abandon them all, Sesshomaru. Abandon your attachment to the sword and your hatred of Inuyasha. Once you do, you will surpass your father.

Sesshomaru: You thought you could escape, Totosai?

Totosai: Howdy, I figured you might show up soon.

Sesshomaru: (to Shishinki) My life is not meant to be taken by scum like you

After Sesshomaru invites Inuyasha to draw his sword)

Inuyasha : Sesshomaru, have you lost your mind?

Sesshomaru : I said 'Draw'!

Inuyasha: We're here because a bunch of squirts can't take care of themselves.

Jaken: Who are you calling a squirt?

Inuyasha: holds Jaken upside down Want me to stretch you out?

Shippo: I don't think she's a woman at all, but a demon in disguise.

Princess: Oh, little fox, how can you be so cruel to me?

Princess: Don't leave me, Miroku. I'm scared.

Miroku: You're scary enough yourself.

Princess: Monk, how can you be so cruel?

Inuyasha: If you're lying you're gonna wish we left you in the river!

Kagome: Think about it. Inuyasha's probably still in love with Kikyo

Naraku: disguised Fool! I had no desire, whatsoever, to become human, but I shall take the Shikon Jewel nonetheless. Thanks! This jewel is about to absorb a great deal of pain and suffering when I use it to slaughter the villagers.

Naraku: (disguised) You can try to pretty yourself up with this, but you can't hide your true nature.

Kikyo: What?

Naraku: (disguised) This rouge doesn't become you at all, demon blood is good enough for you.

Kikyo: Tomorrow, at noon. In front of the sacred tree, in the western forest. Wait for me there. I'll bring the sacred jewel.

Inuyasha: I'll be there

Demons don't prance Inuyasha

"My Little Tetsusaiga is sealed Inuyasha

You can tell by their tempers that they are related Totosai

Sesshomaru calls his great sword useless and Inuyasha is useless with his great sword Totosai

You can't blame him for not liking you. Your resume is one long death wish Jaken

Fuck Kagome! You could suck start both the wind scar and backlash wave Inuyasha

Kagome: I'm going to be over at Jinenji's farm, so don't even think about attacking there, okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, 'cause InuYasha here will have to avenge me!

InuYasha I am?! Says who?

Kagome you'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?

InuYasha fine, I'll avenge you already

Inuyasha are you crying? Don't cry!

Kagome well what am I supposed to do laugh?!

Sango to Miroku they argue about everything don't they?

Kagome to Inuyasha I hate you

Inuyasha you do not!

Do too!

DO NOT!

DO TOO!

Miroku to Sango It's fine, just watch. He'll apologize...

Inuyasha to Kagome Kagome wait...

Miroku to Sango then comes the explanation that Kagome will totally buy...

Inuyasha to Kagome ...I've just been really stressed out with this whole contract deal...

Miroku to Sango and they make out in three...two...

Kagome to Inuyasha ...guess I should help you unwind... (They inevitably kiss)

Sango looks at Miroku, impressed wow, you should write a book.

Miroku don't have to. Where do you think Inuyasha learned to do that?

Kagome as she pushes Inuyasha in the water to save a girl look to the saint inside you!

Menomaru come to me little half breed

You've got two legs and a heartbeat, what's stoppin' you?

Inuyasha

Kagome oh how could I forget, you've got a thing for dead girls?!

Inuyasha following the realization that his sword is blue after meeting Koga, keh! Who the hell cares? Blue, silver, red, fucking pink with polka dots, I can still beat the shit out of him with it.

Inuyasha Miroku, I’ll be crashing here tonight; I don’t feel like going to Kikyo’s. Last night, when we were screwing, she made the strangest noises

Kikyo how can you say no to a face like that?"

Inuyasha don't look them straight in the eyes. Yeah…one day they’re normal and then bang! The next thing you know, they’re in a straight jacket and asking you for more cookies.

Morio oh, oh, oh pick me! pick me!

Mikio pick you? What are you? A booger?

Inuyasha Ryo . . .Got two words for you, pup run. Fast.

Kichiro (twin brother) I have two words for you, too dumb. Ass.

Inuyasha you three: baka, baka's twin, and son of the bastard. Come with me.

Gina you'll want to give her some time to cool down. Then be prepared to grovel.

Sesshomaru I don't grovel.

Gina you do now.

Sesshomaru why not find me a simple, manageable female?

Father why on Earth would you want one of those?

Kichiro come on, Ryomaru. Didn't I tell you that you weren't supposed to overdo it for a day or two after the ritual?

Ryomaru don't suppose any of you thought to drive, did you?

Kichiro nope, didn't think to. You, uh . . . you want me to carry her

Toga sure . . . I could carry you, if you can't walk.

Ryomaru no, and fuck no. I think I can manage this, you bakas.

Kichiro be careful, Toga. I wouldn't have offered to carry him. He's gotten fat, or haven't you noticed?

Ryomaru call me a fat ass again, Kich, and I'll flatten you.

Kichiro see, now? Using his ass as a weapon. How ingenious, really . . .

Toga iron reaver ass squisher?

Kagome say you're sorry, she insisted as she barely touched the tiny hairs at the base of his ear.

Inuyasha keh!

Kagome waiting.

Inuyasha keh!

Kagome come on, InuYasha. Just two words.

Inuyasha sneaky wench!

Kagome wrong two words.

Inuyasha keh!

Kagome that's only one.

Inuyasha damn it!

Kagome try again

I've heard similar threats from a number of fools who's memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!

Inuyasha

I'm gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put 'em in a bowl!

Inuyasha

He's acting like a dirty old man.

Sango

Sure, he's cute. If you're into dogs.

Kagome

Hurry cause gravity isn't exactly on my side here!

Kagome

Since when do t shirts come with Ramen cups?

Inuyasha

Who the hell is this and why the fuck is he eating my food.

Inuyasha

Hey Shippou, your village called. They want their idiot back.

Inuyasha

Ya know people like you are the reason people like me need Medication. Inuyasha

BOYS? They're Nice. Who, me? and if I throw a stick, will you go away?.

My favorite animes are Inuyasha, Sailor moon, Mew Mew power.

My favorite Inuyasha pairings are

Inuyasha/Kagome

Inuyasha/Sango

Inuyasha/older Kanna

Kagome/Bankotsu

Kagome/Sesshomaru

Sesshomaru/Kagura

Kagome/Miroku

Kikyo/Naraku

Sango/Sesshomaru

Sango/Bankotsu

Sango/Suikotsu

My favorite Sailor moon pairing is

Serena/Darien

My favorite Mew Mew power pairing is

Zoey/Mark

second favorite Inuyasha pairings

Kikyo/Sesshomaru.

Older Kanna/Sesshomaru.

Older Rin/Sesshomaru

Just hate gay pairings like

Naraku/Sesshomaru.

no comment

Naraku/Inuyasha.

ARE YOU PEOPLE BLOODY INSANE? THEY FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER.

Bankotsu/Jakotsu.

Again no comment

Sesshomaru/Inuyasha.

EW EW EW and EW that's just sick. They're fucking brothers.

Also hate lesbian pairings like

Kikyo/Sango. Sango hates Kinky ho I repeat Sango hates Kinky ho. Why the hell would Sango fall in love with someone she hates? I mean honestly

Kikyo/Kagome.

Ewwwwwwwwww Kagome is Kikyo's fucking reincarnation that's like having sex with yourself.

Kagome/Sango. They're bloody best friends for fuck's sake

Naraku/Kagome are sometimes all right.

Kikyo/Inuyasha.

Ugh what did Inuyasha ever see in that whore anyway?

DIE KIKYO DIE GO TO HELL WITHOUT INUYASHA HE'S KAGOME'S NOT YOURS.

Kinky ho should not end up with anyone but Naraku and Suikotsu.

1) Do not piss off Kaguya. This is a very important thing.

2) Do not kidnap Rin. Or you will end up a victim of Sesshoumaru's sword.

3) Do not whatsoever take Sango from Miroku. He will most likely either suck you into the Wind Tunnel, use his sutras, or bash your head in.

4) Do not take the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha will go demon on you and most likely destroy you.

5) If Kagome says don't touch him, do not touch him. She is his, and he is hers. If you touch either, I myself will personally eat you.

6) Must I say it again. Kikyou is already dead. Maybe she can find Naraku in the Netherworld and they can marry. That means she can stop stealing Kagome's soul and Kagome can be with Inuyasha. Which goes back to Rule #5. Do not touch Kagome's man.

7) Do not speak with Sesshoumaru about the Tetsusaiga. You will end up sliced in half.

8) If Inuyasha goes full demon, do not just stand there and go "Oh s*". Turn and run as fast your little legs can carry you.

9) When battling Ryuukotsusei, do not listen to Totosai or Myouga. They tell you to run. Inuyasha proved them wrong when he killed Ryuukotsusei, so follow his lead.

10) Whatever you do, do not. Take. Kagome. Inuyasha will have your head in five seconds flat.

11) Do not mention Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru. You will become food for Ah-Un.

12) Yes, we know Sesshy's mokomoko is fluffy. I would suggest not to touch it, however, or you will be left in pieces.

13) We all know that Sesshy and Inuyasha are dog demons, or half dog demon in Inu's case. Do not make dog jokes, however, or call them a dog. That may cause them to work together.

14) If Sesshoumaru smiles, someone's dying before sundown. If he laughs, run like hell and hope you make it to the mountains in the next ten seconds.

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'I love you as a half demon Inuyasha!' Kagome Inuyasha the 2nd movie

'As long as there's a path...nah, even if there is no path. We'll keep moving onward to destroy Naraku.' Inuyasha episode 167

Kagome: I saw the whole thing between you and Kikyo

Inuyasha: You mean...

Kagome: Yup! The whole thing from start to finish. So I would appreciate it if you left me alone for a bit.

Inuyasha: Hey! Don't do this to me! What do you mean 'the whole thing'? Wait Kagome, What was I doing when you saw me? Wait! Tell me Kagome!

Kagome: SIT! I mean I saw the whole thing! I had a front row seat! I'm going home...

Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?

Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.

Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?

Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!

[The ground shakes with an approaching demon]

Inuyasha: Whatever it is, it's big.

Miroku: Yes, let’s run.

Inuyasha: Hmm? What, no way! You can't just eat and run!

Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It’s irrational. It’s impossible. It’s against my religion.

Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested.

I AM:

10% MEAN

20% CALM

30% CLUMSY

40% FUNNY

50% CONFUSED

60% WEIRD

70% RANDOM

80% GOOFY

90% FRIENDLY

100% LOVABLE

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