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Poll: Which of these crack couples is your favorite? CATS Vote Now!
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Joined 06-22-09, id: 1979758, Profile Updated: 05-19-10
Author has written 6 stories for Rocky Horror, Doctor Who, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Cats, and Alice in Wonderland.

UPDATE: You may have noticed I've dissapeared in my writing. Well, I have been working like mad on a Glee fic (I am an enormous GleeK now-I love Kurt, Puck, Artie, and Jess) but it will be posted on my other account, Burning.Halos So go see that, and I promise I will try oh so hard to update on these fics! :P

Hi! I'm here to entertain to you with wierd stories and wacky obsessions, because I'm crazy! :)

VOTE ON MY POLL!! Who's your favorite crack couple? (I tried to include as many people as possible)

Stuff I've obssessed over (not including miniature little things here and there-these are the major ones): Harry Potter, Twilight(this was before it was popular and had Robert Pattinson's face on it), CATS, Glee, IN THAT ORDER!

Mom:Demeter

Dad: Macavity

Siblings: Hazelthorn, Violaunte, Aquavera, Plato

Buddies: Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Tumblebrutus, Pouncival, Electra, Jemima, Victoria, Alonzo (Savior!), Munkustrap, Coricopat, Tantomile, THE RumTumTugger, and Roselna

If you only have one copy and paste thingy on your profile, and it's this one right here, and you think that they're kind of stupid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (I actaully agree with this one...)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(I agree with this one too...)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well i am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No I just don't like my life)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I HATE STEREOTYPES!

Ooh, Looky It's my stories! Go scroll down and see them!

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Tugger's Mate by sup-stephhh reviews
Tugger plays around with Misto's emotions to see how much he can get out of him. Misto is hurt and confused, when Munkustrap and Demeter step in to help the couple. DISCONTINUED
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
That White Shirt by rhapsomylo reviews
It was months ago, that incident in the shower room. But then why is the guilt still there? MAJOR Kurtainn, complete! / Written and posted before Theatricality!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,875 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
How To Be A Man by JustRelax reviews
Artie's the only guy in his group of friends, and it was time he took his position seriously. There's nothing wrong with a little male bonding. Artie and all the Glee Guys
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Artie A.
Relationship Issues by sup-stephhh reviews
Tugger and Munkustrap share some brotherly love while discussing Tugger's homosexuality.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Magestic and Shimmer by Roselna reviews
Skimble found two kits in an allyway walking home from the train station, just after they had been attacked by Macavity. They join the Jellicles, and this story follows them.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,450 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Alone by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Kurt and Artie are both alone. Neither wants to be. Slash. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kurt H., Artie A. - Complete
Smack That by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Response to Glee Kink Meme - involves Purt grinding.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Hazelthorn's Story by Hazelthorn reviews
What happens when a queen, with a terrible life, enters the Junkyard, makes a best friend, gets a crush, has someone crush her heart, make it better again, and have to deicide something she wouldn't have fathomed back at home? Tons of things!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Mungojerrie
Jemima's Jealousy by HopelessRomantik12 reviews
Jemima is not the happy queen you imagine her to be. She isn't pretty like her friend, Victoria, but at least she has a heart. Why won't they notice her. Jemima/ ? and Vicki/?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jemima
My Special Tom by Shmendrick reviews
5 queens have found their special tom, however fights break out when all of them try to claim him. Guess who he is. please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
House of Hell by Hazelthorn reviews
What if houses.....grew? What if what's on the television, isn't as fake as it seems. What if, a house could grow to about the size of Russia in a year, and move to different locations, too. Welcome to the House Of Hell television show!
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009
Roselna's Story by Roselna reviews
Found by Alonzo outside the junkyard, the queen starts a new life with the Jellicles. DISCONTINUED. Completely not real and untruthful. Read at your own risk.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
But I'm just Harry by I am a writer. Fear me reviews
Harry Potter's life is centered around his interaction with Voldemort, and all of the incredible things that happened in his life. But what about, just Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P.
Paparazzi by Hazelthorn reviews
A vampire, who hates humans, and now has a mission to save one. Little does he know that she is special. OC/OC, and yes, Maya is in this! Please Read and Review. It always helps. I wanna know that people are reading this.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
A History of the Jellicles: Before the Junkyard by Hazelthorn reviews
me and my friend being bored it helps
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Un Petit Goût D'empathie by F'-'A'-'N'-'B'O reviews
.:.SLASH.:. Chapter Nine...Misto Loves Tugger , Tugger loves Misto , But what happens when they are faced with complications , and secret that should never have been told. Please Review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Humans Say the Darndest Things by The Marvelous Mad Madam Mim reviews
What if the Jellicles read fanfiction?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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Origins Of Wonderland reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Red Queen and the Cheshire Cat and the Mad Hatter came to be a part of Wonderland? Maybe they were just innocent people who fell down rabbit holes... Based on Burton Film 2010
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Cheshire Cat
Songfic Deposit reviews
This is where all my songfics are going! No particular order, but it's cool anyway! T cuz of the story it sorta goes with!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
Hybrid reviews
My entry for Hazelthorn's "Unusual CATS Couples Contest". Took me long enough, eh? YES IT'S REALLY LONG I'M SORRY! TeazerxPlato... duh. XP
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rumpleteazer, Plato - Complete
The Sight reviews
Eirika Nightingale is the one soul in the universe who can see the Weeping Angels move, and they hate her for it. She runs from her ability to save her family, with her mother's knoweledge lost to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Slaves of Hell reviews
Viatrix and Ravina are slaves of Hell, and stumble upon a junkyard during their mission. Then they travel to Transylvania, as it's the connector of Earth and hell, to see their master, and rid him of his presence to them, due to them finding love.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009
Confessing A Sin is A Difficult Thing reviews
Insontisia made a deal with the Devil: she would bear his seven children: the sins. But Vanity had a twin, Confession. Something is haunting her, and she needs the Devil.She doesn't know how to reach the Devil, and goes to his son, Macavity, to find help.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Macavity, Tantomile